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de Ioan Suciu
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Inocen\u021biu plec\u0103 vesel de la serviciu; intra \u00een concediu. Pe strad\u0103 s\u0103ri peste \u0219otronul unor copii, d\u0103du foc unui co\u0219 de gunoi, dup\u0103 care merse pe mijlocul carosabilului, printre ma\u0219ini. R\u0103spunse la \u00eenjur\u0103turile \u0219oferilor cu gestul degetului mijlociu de la m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 ridicat. Mai avea ni\u0219te petarde de la bradul de Cr\u0103ciun \u0219i sc\u0103p\u0103 de ele arunc\u00e2ndu-le la picioarele unor femei. O lu\u0103 la fug\u0103. Doi b\u0103rba\u021bi dup\u0103 el. S\u0103ri un gard \u00eentr-o curte \u0219i ie\u0219i prin partea cealalt\u0103 pe o poart\u0103 care era deschis\u0103. Se a\u0219ez\u0103 la masa unei terase \u0219i ceru dou\u0103 halbe. O femeia t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i gras\u0103, cu s\u00e2nii imen\u0219i aproape ie\u0219i\u021bi din decolteu, \u00eei r\u0103spunse cu bun\u0103 dispozi\u021bie c\u0103 o s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 imediat. \u201dDou\u0103?\u201d \u201dDou\u0103!\u201d\u00a0 \u201dP\u0103i sunte\u021bi singur\u201d \u201d\u0218i?\u201d Femeia \u00eei aduse dou\u0103 halbe \u0219i Inocen\u021biu d\u0103du pe g\u00e2t una din ele. \u201dCe face\u021bi cu a doua?\u201d El se ridic\u0103 \u0219i-i turn\u0103 halba peste s\u00e2ni. Femeia vru s\u0103 strige, dar nu reu\u0219i s\u0103 scoat\u0103 nici un sunet, doar un \u0219uierat disperat. Inocen\u021biu p\u0103r\u0103si terasa \u00een grab\u0103. Dup\u0103 un timp privi \u00een urm\u0103 \u0219i constat\u0103 c\u0103 nu se luase nimeni dup\u0103 el. Pe un spa\u021biu viran dintre dou\u0103 case ni\u0219te pu\u0219ti se jucau cu o minge. El intr\u0103 pu\u021bin \u00een jocul lor, apoi lu\u0103 mingea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u0219i-o pozi\u021bion\u0103 la picior, dup\u0103 care execut\u0103 un \u0219ut puternic direct \u00een fereastra unei case. Geamul se sparse cu un zgomot \u00eenfrico\u0219\u0103tor. Copiii \u00eencepur\u0103 s\u0103 \u021bipe. Inocen\u021biu plec\u0103 de acolo. Ni\u0219te pietre zburar\u0103 \u00een preajma sa. Se urc\u0103 \u00eentr-un tramvai \u0219i g\u0103si un loc. Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n de pe banca de vizavi avea\u00a0 un ziar \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i altul \u00een poal\u0103. Inocen\u021biu \u00eei ceru voie s\u0103 se uite \u00een foaia pe care omul o \u021binea pe genunchi. G\u0103si \u00een ziar un careu pe care \u00eencepu s\u0103-l dezlege. Scria cu un pix alunecos \u0219i transparent. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul vru s\u0103 coboare \u0219i-i ceru publica\u021bia. Fiindc\u0103 Inocen\u021biu nu schi\u021ba niciun gest, omul \u00eei smulse h\u00e2rtia din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i se post\u0103 spre u\u0219a de cobor\u00e2re. Inocen\u021biu se duse dup\u0103 el, urm\u0103rindu-l la un\u00a0 pas distan\u021b\u0103. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul se opri pe o banc\u0103 \u00eentr-un p\u0103rcule\u021b, al\u0103turi de al\u021bi doi b\u0103rba\u021bi \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103. El inten\u021bion\u0103 s\u0103-i smulg\u0103 omului ziarul cu rebusul, dar primi un pumn \u00een figur\u0103 de la unul dintre b\u0103tr\u00e2nii de pe banc\u0103. Cel de al treilea se arunc\u0103 peste el \u0219i se pr\u0103v\u0103lir\u0103 cu to\u021bii\u00a0 pe pietri\u0219ul de pe alee. Inocen\u021biu reu\u0219i primul s\u0103 se ridice \u00een picioare, apuc\u0103 ziarul de la b\u0103tr\u00e2nul cu care fusese \u00een tramvai \u0219i se \u00eendep\u0103rt\u0103 cu pas alert. Se refugie \u00eentr-un cinematograf. Nimeri l\u00e2ng\u0103 o persoan\u0103 care se foia continuu. \u00cencepu s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103; \u00ee\u0219i aminti ce f\u0103cuse \u00een concediul din anul trecut. Nimeni nu v\u0103zuse; dar imaginile de atunci i se imprimaser\u0103 \u00een minte cu o claritate dureroas\u0103. O m\u00e2n\u0103 pufoas\u0103 se strecur\u0103 \u00een palma sa. \u201dHai, calmeaz\u0103-te, e doar un film.\u201d Vocea catifelat\u0103 veni din \u00eentunericul s\u0103lii ca un balsam. \u00centinse \u0219i el o m\u00e2n\u0103 spre locul din dreapta sa \u0219i \u00eent\u00e2lni un fel de minge molcu\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 Imediat se sim\u021bi m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat pe tot corpul \u0219i lins pe obraz \u0219i pe ureche. \u00cen acela\u0219i timp fu \u00eenv\u0103luit de o mireasm\u0103\u00a0 grea \u0219i sufocant\u0103. Uit\u0103 s\u0103 mai pl\u00e2ng\u0103. Cople\u0219itoarea fiin\u021b\u0103 de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el \u00eencepuse s\u0103-i descheie nasturii de la c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 cu gura; ni\u0219te s\u0103ruturi ca ni\u0219te ventuze supurante <\/b>fuseser\u0103 pasional depuse pe pieptul lui p\u0103ros, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce buzele nes\u0103\u021bioase alunecau pe sub bumbac. Se auzi un sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2it ca de fr\u00e2ne de ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i lumina se aprinse brusc. Inocen\u021biu strig\u0103 \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2ntat. Peste el se zb\u0103tea un fel de caracati\u021b\u0103 verde; o femeie de 150 de kilograme, \u00eentr-un sarafan cu frunze pe el. O zbughi la goan\u0103 afar\u0103 din cinematograf. \u201dS-a reluat, abia acum vine partea frumoas\u0103!\u201d zise cineva \u00een urma lui. Se duse direct acas\u0103. \u00cen fa\u021ba blocului s\u0103u erau doi poli\u021bi\u0219ti. Inocen\u021biu \u00eencetini pasul \u0219i trecu u\u0219or pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei. Urc\u0103 pe scar\u0103, nu folosi liftul.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103-\u021bi pun s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci? \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu mi-e foame! zise el \u0219i disp\u0103ru \u00een debara. C\u0103ut\u0103 ni\u0219te scule de zid\u0103rie: o mistrie, o g\u0103leat\u0103, o dalt\u0103 etc. Apoi se \u00eenchise \u00een WC-ul de serviciu \u0219i nu mai ie\u0219i toat\u0103 dup\u0103 amiaza, provoc\u00e2nd zgomote puternice \u0219i repetate.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce tot strici acolo? \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa prin u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n

Nu r\u0103spunse. Ie\u0219i spre sear\u0103 \u0219i stinse toate luminile din cas\u0103 inclusiv televizorul la care so\u021bia sa tocmai urm\u0103rea \u201dVremea\u201d. Privi pe fereastr\u0103 vreo trei sferturi de or\u0103 dup\u0103 care cobor\u00ee din apartament \u00een spatele blocului. Se \u00eentoarse \u00een cas\u0103 cu un bra\u021b de c\u0103r\u0103mizi. Se mai\u00a0 duse \u00een spatele blocului de c\u00e2teva ori aduc\u00e2nd alte c\u0103r\u0103mizi, ciment, mortar, nisip.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce faci, omule? \u00eel tot \u00eentreb\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa, dar nesco\u021b\u00e2nd nimic de la el se duse la culcare. Nu reu\u0219i \u00eens\u0103 s\u0103 adoarm\u0103 din cauza zgomotelor din wc \u0219i a b\u0103t\u0103ilor\u00a0 \u00een calorifere ale vecinilor.<\/p>\n

Diminea\u021ba ea \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103si so\u021bul adormit \u00eentr-o r\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een spa\u021biul \u00eengust al toaletei, \u021bin\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 o mistrie; scosese scaunul\u00a0 wc-ului\u00a0 l\u0103s\u00e2nd numai o gaur\u0103-n podea; zidise tot peretele ce d\u0103dea afar\u0103 astfel c\u0103 acoperise \u0219i gemule\u021bul de aerisire. Din ceea ce vedea, doamna \u00een\u021belesese c\u0103 el inten\u021biona s\u0103 c\u0103ptu\u0219easc\u0103 pere\u021bii cu un strat de c\u0103r\u0103mizi, nepricep\u00e2nd \u00eens\u0103 deloc la ce ar putea folosi a\u0219a ceva; el se trezi.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103-\u021bi dau ceva s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci? Sau ceva de durere de cap? \u00eel\u00a0 \u00eentreb\u0103 consoarta.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu m\u0103 doare capul! zise el \u0219i plec\u0103.<\/p>\n

Doamna se duse la serviciul ei. Inocen\u021biu se-ntoarse acas\u0103 cu o furgonet\u0103; \u0219oferul \u00eel ajut\u0103 s\u0103 care \u00een apartament obiectele aduse: o u\u0219\u0103 din fier masiv, un lac\u0103t uria\u0219, un ciocan, un v\u0103trai, c\u00e2teva farfurii din tabl\u0103 cositorit\u0103 \u0219i o can\u0103 din acela\u0219i material. \u0218oferul \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Lucra\u021bi acolo?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Unde \u201dacolo\u201d?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ei, acolo! zise \u0219oferul \u0219i f\u0103cu un gest cu m\u00e2inile \u00eencruci\u0219ate peste p\u00e2ntec.<\/p>\n

Inocen\u021biu se apuc\u0103 de treab\u0103. Scoase din \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ni u\u0219a firav\u0103, din placaj cu geam de sticl\u0103 mat\u0103 pe care o avea la toalet\u0103 \u0219i mont\u0103 \u00een schimb u\u0219a grea de fier, care avea un mic geaml\u00e2c (de suprafa\u021ba unei batiste) ap\u0103rat de gratii solide. Gemule\u021bul\u00a0 se deschidea pe dinafar\u0103. Inocen\u021biu fix\u0103 cu piroane groase \u00een tocul u\u0219ii balamalele masive. Dup\u0103 ce totul fu gata, introduse str\u0103chinile \u0219i plosca \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i scoase globul luminos din tavan, l\u0103s\u00e2nd becul gol, neprotejat, apoi \u00eel schimb\u0103 \u0219i pe acesta\u00a0 cu unul mai puternic; verific\u0103 dac\u0103 se r\u0103suce\u0219te cheia bine \u00een broasc\u0103 pe dinafar\u0103 \u0219i din interior \u0219i o unse bine cu vaselin\u0103; \u00eencerc\u0103 \u0219i lac\u0103tul (care avea belciuge numai pe dinafar\u0103) \u0219i-l unse \u0219i pe acesta; apoi se-nchise \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i st\u0103tu vreo opt ore, \u00een picioare, cu u\u0219a \u00eencuiat\u0103, refuz\u00e2nd hrana pe care nevast\u0103-sa (sosit\u0103 \u00eentre timp acas\u0103 de la serviciu) voia s\u0103 i-o administreze prin geaml\u00e2c. \u201dCe-o fi cu el?\u201d se tot \u00eentreba consoarta m\u0103sur\u00e2nd cu pa\u0219i mari casa de la un cap\u0103t la altul \u0219i fr\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-\u0219i m\u00e2inile. Se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 cheme un medic pe care-l cuno\u0219tea. Medicul r\u0103mase stupefiat \u00een fa\u021ba improviza\u021biei \u00een care se \u00eencuiase Inocen\u021biu.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 V\u0103 rog s\u0103-l consulta\u021bi, domnule doctor! spuse doamna.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Desigur, dar cum s-ajung la d\u00e2nsul?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 B\u0103rbate, te rug\u0103m deschide, e spre binele t\u0103u!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fiecare \u0219tie numai pentru el ce e bine \u0219i ce e r\u0103u! spuse Inocen\u021biu din\u0103untru.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Spune-mi, te rog, \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 doctorul, te sim\u021bi bine?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Excelent! sun\u0103 r\u0103spunsul.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ai vreo parte a corpului v\u0103t\u0103mat\u0103?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Niciuna!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Te doare ceva?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nic\u0103ieri!<\/p>\n

Doctorul not\u0103 ceva \u00eentr-un carne\u021bel \u0219i se adres\u0103 doamnei:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 so\u021bul dumneavoastr\u0103 e perfect s\u0103n\u0103tos!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bine, dar dac\u0103 are ceva la cap?<\/p>\n

Doctorul reflect\u0103 o clip\u0103, apoi se apropie de geaml\u00e2c \u0219i privi \u00een\u0103untru. Inocen\u021biu f\u0103cu c\u00e2teva str\u00e2mb\u0103turi oribile din obraji, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103 mi\u0219te \u0219i din urechi, a\u0219a cum reu\u0219ea uneori c\u00e2nd era mic. Medicul zise imediat:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 N-ave\u021bi\u00a0 nicio grij\u0103, totul \u00eei func\u021bioneaz\u0103 perfect!<\/p>\n

Doamna pl\u0103ti consulta\u021bia \u0219i doctorul plec\u0103. Se f\u0103cuse t\u00e2rziu, trecuse de miezul nop\u021bii.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu vrei s\u0103-\u021bi fac patul?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu! Somn u\u0219or!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pot s\u0103 te-ntreb ceva?<\/p>\n

Inocen\u021biu nu r\u0103spunse \u0219i doamna \u00ee\u0219i apropie urechea de u\u0219a rece de metal.<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103-i spun\u0103 el nevestei? reflect\u0103 Inocen\u021biu. Exist\u0103 g\u00e2nduri at\u00e2t de personale \u00eenc\u00e2t nici nu pot fi \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219ite. \u0218i dac\u0103 poli\u021bia o fi descoperit ceva? P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 se va ajunge \u0219i acolo!<\/p>\n

Inocen\u021biu \u00ee\u0219i invit\u0103 o rud\u0103 din Rahova s\u0103 stea un timp la el acas\u0103. Era un pensionar fost procuror, pe nume Ciomag. Cu toate c\u0103 era v\u00e2rst\u0103 se dovedea foarte v\u00e2njos \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tos. \u00cen fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103 sp\u0103rgea lemne pentru to\u021bi vecinii de la casele b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti din preajm\u0103 (el\u00a0 locuia la bloc).<\/p>\n

Omul s-a instalat \u00een camera liber\u0103 \u00een care Inocen\u021biu \u00ee\u0219i \u021binea biblioteca. B\u0103ur\u0103 \u00een prima sear\u0103 doi litri de vin \u0219i se cam ame\u021biser\u0103.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te antrenez, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 ascul\u021bi orbe\u0219te. Semneaz\u0103 angajamentul.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 P\u0103i aici scrie testament!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu te lega de am\u0103nunte!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 C\u00e2nd \u00eencepem?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Acum! Te duci \u0219i m\u0103turi strada!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar e noapte!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0218i?<\/p>\n

Ciomag se duse \u00een camera lui unde adormi imediat, iar Inocen\u021biu se rug\u0103 de oamenii de la salubrizare de pe strad\u0103 s\u0103-i \u00eemprumute o m\u0103tur\u0103. Dup\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de munc\u0103 el arunc\u0103 m\u0103tura \u0219i reveni \u00een apartament strecur\u00e2ndu-se \u00een pat l\u00e2ng\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa. \u00cen\u00a0 c\u00e2teva secunde se trezi izbit de podea.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce faci aici, nesim\u021bitule? Ce ordin \u021bi-am dat eu?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 P\u0103i eu\u2026 adic\u0103 noi suntem\u2026 eu \u021bi-am\u2026<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gura! Treci \u00een celul\u0103!<\/p>\n

Inocen\u021biu \u00ee\u0219i adun\u0103 corpul \u00eenfrigurat \u00een pijama. Se duse \u00een wc-ul amenajat ca un spa\u021biu de deten\u021bie \u0219i se a\u0219ez\u0103 direct pe jos, pe gresia rece ca ghea\u021ba. Ciomag \u00eei strig\u0103 prin geaml\u00e2c:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen picioare! Drep\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Nevasta lui Inocen\u021biu ap\u0103ru \u00een spatele lui, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar ce-a f\u0103cut? \u00eeng\u00e2im\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0218tie el mai bine! spuse Ciomag cu asprime.<\/p>\n

Diminea\u021b\u0103 cineva sun\u0103 la u\u0219a apartamentului. Era un poli\u021bist.<\/p>\n

Inocen\u021biu, care tocmai fusese eliberat din celul\u0103, se repezi la m\u00e2na omului, fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u00e2nd-o \u00een fel \u0219i chip.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu e cazul, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 m\u0103 crede\u021bi! Eu n-am f\u0103cut nimic r\u0103u, sau chiar dac\u0103 am f\u0103cut, destul m\u0103 pedepsesc eu singur! Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 ar\u0103t, am celul\u0103 amenajat\u0103 la standarde europene!\u00a0 Nu m\u0103 lua\u021bi, v\u0103 implor, l\u0103sa\u021bi-m\u0103 s\u0103 fiu eu aspru cu mine!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u021bi Ciomag?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu! Sunt un biet om am\u0103r\u00e2t!<\/p>\n

Fostul procuror ap\u0103ru din camera lui \u0219i \u00eentreb\u0103 ce e g\u0103l\u0103gia aia. Poli\u021bistul \u00eel invit\u0103 s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 locuin\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Consoarta lui Inocen\u021biu \u00eei explic\u0103 so\u021bului c\u0103 ea d\u0103duse telefon la poli\u021bie.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Acum o s\u0103-mi fie \u0219i mai greu! spuse Inocen\u021biu.<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0219i afi\u0219ase \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie o list\u0103 de m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri interzise. Fiindc\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenc\u0103lcase regulamentul\u00a0 m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd ciuperci (v\u0103z\u00e2nd ciulamaua f\u0103cut\u0103 de nevast\u0103-sa nu rezistase tenta\u021biei) se pedepsi cu patru zile. Ce, acolo \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 ciuperci?<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce \u00eendeplini con\u0219tiincios aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103 \u00een celul\u0103, neb\u0103rbierit, obosit, \u00eenfometat \u0219i sl\u0103bit, se tr\u00e2nti \u00een patul conjugal \u0219i se g\u00e2ndi c\u0103-i mai r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 pu\u021bine zile de concediu. \u0218i dintr-o dat\u0103 toat\u0103 fiin\u021ba sa se revolt\u0103 contra pedepsei, de parc\u0103 aceasta nu venise de la el. \u201d\u00cen definitiv, ce-o fi, o fi! Tot nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 obi\u0219nuiesc cu a\u0219a ceva! \u0218i p-orm\u0103, de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 chinuiesc de dou\u0103 ori, odat\u0103 acum \u0219i alt\u0103dat\u0103 dup\u0103 o eventual\u0103 condamnare?\u201d<\/p>\n

Se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 se elibereze:\u00a0 \u00ee\u0219i va face o ceaf\u0103 la gr\u0103tar, dup\u0103 care va bea dou\u0103 pahare de vin negru, iar \u00eenainte trei de \u021buic\u0103! (b\u0103utura figura pe lista de interdic\u021bii).<\/p>\n

Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut, dar cheia nu mai voia s\u0103 se mi\u0219te \u00een broasca u\u0219ii: c\u0103p\u0103tase o astfel de pozi\u021bie c\u0103 nu se mai urnea niciun milimetru, nici \u00eentr-un sens, nici \u00een altul. Nevast\u0103-sa care p\u00e2ndea prin preajm\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 prin u\u0219\u0103 :<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vrei\u00a0 ceva, dragule?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da!! url\u0103 el. Sigur c\u0103 vreau! \u0218i anume s\u0103 ies de aici! Nu-i normal?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Desigur, am s\u0103-\u021bi preg\u0103tesc ceva bun de m\u00e2ncare! zise doamna.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu vezi c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 ies? S-a blocat u\u0219a!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0218i eu ce s\u0103-\u021bi fac?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Du-te dup\u0103 un l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219!<\/p>\n

Inocen\u021biu\u00a0 a\u0219tept\u0103 cu o ner\u0103bdare ustur\u0103toare. Minutele care-l desp\u0103r\u021beau de eliberare i se p\u0103reau veacuri.<\/p>\n

Doamna ap\u0103ru dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 \u00eenso\u021bit\u0103 de un b\u0103rbat usc\u0103\u021biv, \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een salopet\u0103.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar asta e o adev\u0103rat\u0103 celul\u0103! zise noul venit.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0218i ce dac\u0103? Dumneata for\u021beaz\u0103 broasca s\u0103 ias\u0103 so\u021bul meu de acolo!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0218i ce caut\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce-\u021bi pas\u0103 dumitale? F\u0103-\u021bi meseria, doar \u00ee\u021bi pl\u0103tesc! spuse doamna.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A\u021bi spus c\u0103 e vorba de u\u0219a de la baie!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Deschide u\u0219a odat\u0103, m\u0103i nene, n-auzi?! strig\u0103 din interior Inocen\u021biu.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu striga\u021bi a\u0219a, c\u0103 nu v-am v\u00e2r\u00e2t eu acolo! Asta-i bun\u0103! Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 asta nu e u\u0219\u0103 de baie!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Omule, ai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 te apuci de treab\u0103?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar cine a construit aici aceast\u0103 celul\u0103, care poate c\u0103 nici nu corespunde normelor legale?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce te-ntereseaz\u0103?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 M\u0103 intereseaz\u0103! Cine a f\u0103cut o astfel de cu\u0219c\u0103 nu-i un om \u00eentreg la minte! Dac\u0103-l scot de acolo \u0219i-mi d\u0103 una-n cap?<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 me\u0219terul repar\u0103 u\u0219a. Dup\u0103 ce omul plec\u0103, Inocen\u021biu fugi dup\u0103 el.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Domnul meu, te rog s\u0103 m\u0103 ier\u021bi! Ai dreptate! Uite, \u00ee\u021bi promit c\u0103 m\u0103 voi \u00eentoarce \u00een celul\u0103 \u0219i nu voi mai ie\u0219i de acolo!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fugi omule \u0219i las\u0103-m\u0103-n pace! Du-te unde vrei, e\u0219ti liber!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Asta e, c\u0103 nu sunt liber!<\/p>\n

Inocen\u021biu se \u00eenchise \u00een celul\u0103 \u0219i nu mai ie\u0219i de acolo ani de zile. \u00ce\u0219i adusese televizorul la care se uita numai dou\u0103 ore pe zi. Diminea\u021ba m\u00e2nca p\u00e2ine neagr\u0103 cu marmelad\u0103. La pr\u00e2nz fasole sau varz\u0103. Seara ceai \u0219i un covrig cu susan. Televizorul se stric\u0103, dar el nu ceru s\u0103-i fie reparat. Dup\u0103 o perioad\u0103 foarte \u00eendelungat\u0103, constat\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tie \u00een ce dat\u0103 e. Ie\u0219i din celul\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eempiedic\u0103 de o mobil\u0103. Strig\u0103 dup\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa, dar acesta nu era nic\u0103ieri. Ie\u0219i \u00een strad\u0103.\u00a0 Privea lumea fascinat. Multe femei frumoase \u0219i tinere. Nu se mai putea ab\u021bine. C\u00e2nd se dumiri cu privire la dat\u0103 (v\u0103zuse pe un panou electronic) se lumin\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103. St\u0103tuse mult prea mult \u00een deten\u021bie pentru ceea ce f\u0103cuse. \u00cen parcul \u00een care ajunsese, v\u0103zu o femeie frumoas\u0103 st\u00e2nd singur\u0103 pe o banc\u0103. Se \u00eendrept\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2t spre ea. Isp\u0103\u0219ise destul s\u0103-i mai r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i de un viol.<\/p>\n

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