{"id":10358,"date":"2014-06-07T11:18:28","date_gmt":"2014-06-07T09:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=10358"},"modified":"2014-06-07T11:18:28","modified_gmt":"2014-06-07T09:18:28","slug":"grajdofilia-nu-salveaza-pe-nimeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=10358","title":{"rendered":"Grajdofilia nu salveaz\u0103 pe nimeni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: green;\">(cronica nihilistei)<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">de Cristina Nemerovschi (Morgothya)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\nDe c\u00e2\u021biva ani buni, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 o foarte puternic\u0103 \u0219i inevitabil\u0103 sc\u00e2rb\u0103 pe la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lui noiembrie, c\u00e2nd \u0219tiu c\u0103 se apropie 1 Decembrie. Dac\u0103 lucrurile la care rom\u00e2nii exceleaz\u0103 ar putea fi cu indulgen\u021b\u0103 num\u0103rate pe degetele de la o m\u00e2n\u0103, \u201epatriotismul\u201d artificial \u0219i de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat este unul dintre ele, probabil chiar cel aflat \u00een capul listei. De 1 Decembrie (\u0219i, vai, nu numai!), rom\u00e2nii \u00ee\u0219i \u00eempopo\u021boneaz\u0103 grajdul cu panglicu\u021be colorate, cu pampoane lucioase, cam a\u0219a cum pe\u0219tele \u00ee\u0219i \u00eempodobe\u0219te marfa pentru a o scoate la produs. O \u00eempopo\u021boneaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei declar\u0103 iubire ve\u0219nic\u0103, ploconindu-se p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103, dup\u0103 care a\u0219teapt\u0103 de la ea, ca recompens\u0103, un mic cu mu\u0219tar sau dou\u0103 sarmale. C\u0103 i se cuvin, normal, din moment ce este un iubitor model de grajd \u00eempu\u021bit.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\nSe \u0219tie c\u0103, pe vremea marilor proprietari de sclavi, ace\u0219tia din urm\u0103 ajungeau \u00eentr-un procent foarte mare s\u0103-\u0219i venereze st\u0103p\u00e2nul abuziv \u0219i violent, a\u0219a cum ajungeau s\u0103 se ata\u0219eze \u0219i de biciul care le m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia spinarea. Rom\u00e2nii par s\u0103 fi mo\u0219tenit aceast\u0103 capacitate de a iubi p\u00e2n\u0103 la extaz ceea ce \u00eei batjocore\u0219te, \u00eei dezumanizeaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei ucide. Altfel, nu se explic\u0103 lipsa total\u0103 de discern\u0103m\u00e2nt \u2013 rom\u00e2nul crede c\u0103 datoria lui de \u201com al lui Dumnezeu\u201d este s\u0103-\u0219i iubeasc\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul str\u0103mo\u0219esc, f\u0103r\u0103 a-\u0219i mai pune \u00eentrebarea dac\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0103la mai are azi vreo \u00eensemn\u0103tate, dac\u0103 mai merit\u0103 iubit. Dac\u0103 \u00eei mai reprezint\u0103 \u00een vreun fel. Dac\u0103 are m\u0103car \u0219i cea mai mic\u0103 \u00eensu\u0219ire pentru care s\u0103 fie apreciat.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\nRom\u00e2nii care se bat cu pumnul \u00een piept, gre\u021bos, \u00ee\u021bi las\u0103 impresia c\u0103 s-ar putea ata\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 la paroxism \u0219i de o groap\u0103 plin\u0103 cu noroi, \u00een care i-ar arunca cineva, la mi\u0219to. Ar iubi groapa, i-ar pune fundi\u021be roz, ame\u021bindu-se cu ideea c\u0103 a fost voia Domnului ca ei s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een ea. \u0218i, odat\u0103 ce au c\u0103zut, s\u0103 continue s\u0103 vie\u021buiasc\u0103 acolo, c\u0103 doar n-o s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 te \u00eempotrive\u0219ti voin\u021bei divine&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\nMai gre\u021boas\u0103 dec\u00e2t orice mi se pare disperarea cu care rom\u00e2nul grajdofil se aga\u021b\u0103 de orice lucru ne\u00eensemnat pentru a le ar\u0103ta celorlal\u021bi, celor lucizi, c\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia nu-i o groap\u0103 cu c\u0103cat, ci o \u021bar\u0103 minunat\u0103, cu mun\u021bi verzi \u0219i c\u00e2mpii \u00eentinse, cu oameni muncitori \u0219i femei cinstite. Mai nou, grajdofilul pune labele lui murdare de c\u0103cat pe pantofii oric\u0103rui sportiv sau artist care \u2013 bietul \u2013 a avut nenorocul s\u0103 se nasc\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i care are ni\u0219te realiz\u0103ri personale, undeva \u00een lume. \u201cE al nostruuuuuuuu!\u201d, url\u0103 grajdofilul din to\u021bi r\u0103runchii. \u201cE victoria noastr\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!\u201d, zbiar\u0103 el, cu ochii ie\u0219i\u021bi din orbite, f\u0103r\u0103 a-\u0219i da seama c\u0103, \u00eencet, \u00eencet, pantofii sportivului sau artistului \u00eencep s\u0103 miroas\u0103 a c\u0103cat, prin contaminare.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\nL\u0103s\u00e2nd asta la o parte, nimic nu-i mai penibil dec\u00e2t s\u0103 adori un c\u0103cat \u0219i s\u0103-i ridici \u0219i o statuie. Un om, dac\u0103 are capacitatea de a reflecta, va \u0219ti s\u0103 disting\u0103 \u00eentre lucruri care merit\u0103 apreciate \u0219i lucruri care merit\u0103 scuipate. Dac\u0103 nu po\u021bi face aceast\u0103 distinc\u021bie, e\u0219ti maimu\u021b\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 regula.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\nIubind grajdul, nu vei putea schimba cu nimic \u00een bine lumea \u00een care tr\u0103ie\u0219ti. S\u0103 adori un c\u0103cat este semnul decisiv pentru acel c\u0103cat c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 se schimbe niciodat\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 este adorat \u00een starea lui de c\u0103cat. Fie c\u0103 ne referim la oameni, la sentimente, la institu\u021bii sau \u021b\u0103ri \u2013 \u00een principiu, la orice are capacitatea de a evolua, \u00een condi\u021biile \u00een care s-ar cere de la el acest lucru.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(cronica nihilistei) de Cristina Nemerovschi (Morgothya) &nbsp; De c\u00e2\u021biva ani buni, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 o foarte puternic\u0103 \u0219i inevitabil\u0103 sc\u00e2rb\u0103 pe la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lui noiembrie, c\u00e2nd \u0219tiu c\u0103 se apropie 1 Decembrie. Dac\u0103 lucrurile la care rom\u00e2nii exceleaz\u0103 ar putea fi cu indulgen\u021b\u0103 num\u0103rate pe degetele de la o m\u00e2n\u0103, \u201epatriotismul\u201d artificial \u0219i de\u0219\u0103n\u021bat este unul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,555,1044],"tags":[1120,516,1148,1166,32],"class_list":["post-10358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-cronica-nihilistei","category-egophobia-41","tag-articole","tag-cristina-nemerovschi","tag-cronica-nihilistei","tag-egophobia-41","tag-morgothya"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2H4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10359,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10358\/revisions\/10359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}