de \u015etefan Bolea<\/p>\n
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plimb\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 spre sec\u0163ia de votare m\u0103 intriga cum mulge p\u00e2r\u00e2ul soarele<\/p>\n
m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la ofelia la kirsten dunst \u015fi la orgasmul ciocnirii cu planeta melancholia<\/p>\n
m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la mine cum m\u0103 rotesc \u00een spiral\u0103 \u00een jurul meu cum mu\u015fc din mine cum fug ca un lup departe de haosul din minte<\/p>\n
speran\u0163a mea era un 48-52, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd \u00een sarcina diasporei s\u0103 echilibreze situa\u0163ia<\/p>\n
\u2013 \u00een 2009 am votat la copenhaga \u2013<\/p>\n
s\u0103 scuipe monstrul ro\u015fu \u00een ochi<\/p>\n
de aceea 50-50-ul de la realitatea era deja victorie<\/p>\n
prindeam imposibilul \u00een c\u0103u\u015ful palmei<\/p>\n
am ie\u015fit \u00een clujul transfigurat ca la revolu\u0163ie<\/p>\n
\u201ejos ponta jos c\u0103 e\u015fti mincinos\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201eho\u0163ii\u201d c\u00e2nd treceam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 sediul psd<\/p>\n
mi-i imaginam pe comuni\u015fti stane de sare ca dup\u0103 bombardamentul de la gomora<\/p>\n
oric\u00e2te voturi ar fi furat plaghiu\u0163\u0103 ne-a subestimat<\/p>\n
\u015fi-a construit tactica pe imobilizarea rom\u00e2nilor din str\u0103in\u0103tate<\/p>\n
le-a astupat vocea cu gargara lui obscen\u0103 pe care o injecta la \u00eent\u00e2lnirile cu iohannis de la realitatea \u015fi b1<\/p>\n
cum spunea un apropiat chiar dac\u0103 ponta a \u201ec\u00e2\u015ftigat\u201d cel pu\u0163in prima dezbatere<\/p>\n
infatuarea lui de mickey mouse pe prena nu putea dec\u00e2t s\u0103 inspire dezgust \u00een inima aleg\u0103torului<\/p>\n
plaghiu\u0163\u0103 a mizat pe ignorarea + umilirea + \u00eenchiderea gurii rom\u00e2nului din diaspora<\/p>\n
aceasta a fost piatra unghiular\u0103 a e\u015fecului s\u0103u<\/p>\n
oric\u00e2\u0163i popi ar fi cump\u0103rat voturi psd \u00een numele bor \u2013 slujind prin asta mai degrab\u0103 vr\u0103jma\u015ful dec\u00e2t mielul \u2013<\/p>\n
oric\u00e2\u0163i pensionari l-ar fi votat pe ponta pentru o pung\u0103 de f\u0103in\u0103 \u015fi o sticl\u0103 de ulei<\/p>\n
oric\u00e2t\u0103 otrav\u0103 ar fi scuipat antena 3<\/p>\n
oric\u00e2\u0163i securi\u015fti ar fi conspirat s\u0103-l \u00eentroneze pe viorel<\/p>\n
au fost incapabili\u00a0s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 \u00een fr\u00e2u o rom\u00e2nie care a ejaculat ca acum 25 de ani<\/p>\n
\u201ecad putredele tronuri\u201d, viorele<\/p>\n
unde sunt minerii bunicu\u0163ei c\u00e2nd ai nevoie de ei?<\/p>\n
\u201eunde \u0163i-e coroana, king nothing?\u201d<\/p>\n
aplic\u0103 la un post-doc, plaghiu\u0163\u0103, rescrie-\u0163i teza<\/p>\n
c\u0103 nici la politic\u0103 nu te pricepi<\/p>\n
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de \u015etefan Bolea plimb\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 spre sec\u0163ia de votare m\u0103 intriga cum mulge p\u00e2r\u00e2ul soarele m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la ofelia la kirsten dunst \u015fi la orgasmul ciocnirii cu planeta melancholia m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam la mine cum m\u0103 rotesc \u00een spiral\u0103 \u00een jurul meu cum mu\u015fc din mine cum fug ca un lup departe de haosul din minte […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[124,1042],"tags":[1128,1053,39],"class_list":["post-10494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editorial","category-egophobia42","tag-editorial","tag-egophobia-42","tag-stefan-bolea"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2Jg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10494"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10500,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10494\/revisions\/10500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}