{"id":10512,"date":"2014-11-16T18:16:53","date_gmt":"2014-11-16T16:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=10512"},"modified":"2015-12-24T00:00:08","modified_gmt":"2015-12-23T22:00:08","slug":"de-ce-nu-avem-critica-literara-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=10512","title":{"rendered":"De ce nu avem critic\u0103 literar\u0103 [I]"},"content":{"rendered":"

(cronica nihilistei)<\/span><\/p>\n

de Cristina Nemerovschi (Morgothya)<\/p>\n

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\nCriticul literar: \u201cVaaaaaai, ce carte mi-nu-na-t\u0103 a\u021bi scris!!!!!!!!!! Aceast\u0103 carte va schimba paradigmele, va d\u0103r\u00e2ma barierele artificiale dintre genurile literare, va \u00eensufle\u021bi pentru totodeauna Logosul creator \u0219i v\u0103 va aduce gloria dorit\u0103 de \u00eenainta\u0219ii culturii rom\u00e2ne, o ve\u021bi scoate \u00een lume plin\u0103 de diamante, iar lumea va fi la picioarele noastre, am \u00eenvins!!!!!!!!!! Pentru totdeauna, p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul timpului, AM \u00ceN-VINS!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Autorul: \u201cUmil, v\u0103 mul\u021bumesc…\u201d<\/p>\n

Criticul literar: \u201cO adev\u0103rat\u0103 oper\u0103 de art\u0103 extras\u0103 din geniul milenar al preaminunatului nostru popor!!!!! O oper\u0103 care a\u0219tepta s\u0103 rup\u0103 zagazurile spiritului \u0219i s\u0103 se reverse \u00een plenitudinea splendorii sale maiestuoase!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

Autorul: \u201cM\u0103… bucur c\u0103 v-a impresionat \u00eentr-o anumit\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n

Criticul literar: \u201cImpresionat este prea pu\u021bin spus!!!!!!!!!!! Aceast\u0103 carte m-a repus \u00een traiectoria indestructibil\u0103 a fiin\u021bei atinse de spiritul geniului…. Nici nu este o carte, NU, NU, NU, ceea ce \u021bin eu \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 nu este o carte, este un far c\u0103l\u0103uzitor!!!!!!!!!!!! Care ne va ghida pa\u0219ii \u00een \u00eentunericul spiritului, \u00een noaptea min\u021bii… Este o victorie a fiin\u021bei!<\/p>\n

Autorul: \u201cV\u0103 mul\u021bum…\u201d<\/p>\n

Criticul literar: \u201cTot poporul trebuie s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 aceast\u0103 perl\u0103 a crea\u021biei autentice, s\u0103 se \u00eembete de mirosul ei divin… S\u0103 ias\u0103 pentru totdeauna din \u00eentuneric, s\u0103 \u00eei inspire mirosul minunat de crin neprih\u0103nit… IA STA\u021aI A\u0218A! UNDE A AP\u0102RUT CARTEA, LA CE EDITUR\u0102?!?!<\/p>\n

Autorul: \u201cLa Editura Paradisul Ierbivorilor Virgini\/Editura Arta Casnic\u0103\/Editura Lumina de Apus\/Editura Miorlau.\u201d<\/p>\n

Criticul literar: \u201cAaaah, uuuh, \u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103…. Nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun… La aceast\u0103 editur\u0103 unde a\u021bi publicat dvs. acum, a publicat \u00een urm\u0103 cu 29 de ani un domn pe nume X-uleanu (\u00eentre timp a trecut \u00een lumea celor drep\u021bi), iar acest domn avea un nepot… Ei bine, \u0219i nepotul, la lansarea c\u0103r\u021bii bunicului s\u0103u, a venit \u0218I MI-A V\u0102RSAT CARAFA DE VIN RO\u0218U PE PANTALONII ALBI!!!!!!! PRIN URMARE, V\u0102 ANUN\u021a C\u0102 EU NU VOI PUTEA SCRIE NICIODAT\u0102 DESPRE \u201cCARTEA\u201d DVS\u2026. NICI NU VOI PUTEA PARTICIPA LA LANSARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S\u0102 FIM BINE \u00ceN\u021aELE\u0218I!!!!!!!!! DE CE PA\u0218TELE M\u0102-TII NU MI-AI SPUS DE LA \u00ceNCEPUT UNDE A IE\u0218IT CARTEA, CA S\u0102 FIU MAI RE\u021aINUT \u00ceN APECIERI?!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Autorul: \u201cNu este nicio problem\u0103. Cred c\u0103… \u00een\u021beleg.\u201d<\/p>\n

Criticul literar: \u201cAUZI, \u0218I \u0218TII CEVA?!! SUNT CONVINS C\u0102 DE FAPT AI SCRIS O MIZERIE DE CARTE!!! M\u0102 PI\u0218 PE EA!!!! CE CARTE BUN\u0102 AR FI AP\u0102RUT LA EDITURA UNDE NEPOTUL LUI X-uleanu VARS\u0102 CARAFELE CU VIN PE PANTALONII CRITICILOR???!!!!!! IA VEZI C\u0102 TE IA MAMA DRACU DAC\u0102 M\u0102 MAI DERANJEZI CU VREUN E-MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

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