de Adrian Grauenfels<\/p>\n
teatru scurt pentru 4 persoanje <\/strong> El: e\u015fti aici? se aude o sonerie.. <\/em><\/p>\n El: (de pe scaun) sun\u0103 la u\u015fa (C\u0103l\u0103torul, recit\u0103):<\/p>\n casa asta de fier cine a construit-o? C\u0103l\u0103toarea:<\/p>\n c\u00e2nd cineva se va opri la poarta voastr\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2nii \u00een cor: dar va veni ?<\/p>\n c\u0103l\u0103toarea (\u00een timp ce iese din scen\u0103)<\/em>: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" de Adrian Grauenfels teatru scurt pentru 4 persoanje Pe scen\u0103 doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni , o canapea veche, roas\u0103 de pisici celor doi le e frig \u015fi se cuib\u0103resc unul \u00eentr-altul nici nu se mai privesc dup\u0103 50 de ani de c\u0103snicie , sunt ca doi str\u0103ini acum \u00een difuzor se aude crescendo dialogul care urmeaz\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1188,83],"tags":[87,1189,1124,590],"class_list":["post-10648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-45","category-experiment","tag-adrian-grauenfels","tag-egophobia-45","tag-experiment","tag-teatru"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-2LK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10649,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10648\/revisions\/10649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nPe scen\u0103 doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni , o canapea veche, roas\u0103 de pisici
\ncelor doi le e frig \u015fi se cuib\u0103resc unul \u00eentr-altul
\nnici nu se mai privesc dup\u0103 50 de ani de c\u0103snicie , sunt ca doi str\u0103ini acum
\n\u00een difuzor se aude crescendo dialogul care urmeaz\u0103 <\/em><\/p>\n
\nEa: da, mai sunt, e tare frig \u00een casa asta ne\u00eenc\u0103lzit\u0103
\nEL: vrei un ceai?
\nEA: mirat\u0103.. \u00eemi faci tu un ceai?
\nEl: hmm nu \u0163i-am f\u0103cut niciodat\u0103, tu chiar bei ceai?
\nEA: nu, mi-ai zis s\u0103 facem economie, uite nici c\u0103ldur\u0103 nu avem dar mite ceai
\nEl: a\u015fa e, cost\u0103 mult c\u0103ldura asta blestemat\u0103
\nEA: ..\u015fi vara e departe, n-o mai apuc
\nEl: ba da.. ba da, uite \u00ee\u0163i fac un ceai
\nEA : las\u0103, o s\u0103 beau pu\u0163in\u0103 ap\u0103 c\u0103ldu\u0163\u0103
\nEl: (vrea s\u0103 o conving\u0103 dar ezit\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 a uitat cum o cheam\u0103) Maria?
\nEa : Sara
\nEl: ah da, Sara, ca sarea s\u0103rat\u0103, sarea \u00een bucate, marea \u015fi sarea din ea,
\nEa: sarmale, sarabande, sardele, s\u0103ritur\u0103, saramur\u0103, Sara m\u0103 cheam\u0103 mo\u015fule, Sara care sare peste zare…
\nEl: nu-mi aminti de sarmale nu am mai m\u00e2ncat de la r\u0103zboi
\nEa: care r\u0103zboi? al doilea al treilea la \u015faptelea, al 5zeci \u015fi nou\u0103lea?
\nEl : dar c\u00e2te au fost cu totul?
\nEa : cu totul 137 \u015fi trei sferturi
\nEl : DA ! am luptat \u00een toate, unde mi-e pu\u015fca? medaliile, calul, sabia, pra\u015ftia, epole\u0163ii, ce grad am?
\nEa : e\u015fti sergent de infanterie c\u0103lare f\u0103r\u0103 cal, de bun\u0103 seam \u0103
\nEl : nu se poate, de mult m-au f\u0103cut locotent major, uite de la rana asta \u00een um\u0103r am fost \u00eenaintat de domnul mare\u015fal (\u00eei arat\u0103 laba piciorului) vezi sunt plin de cicatrice \u015fi g\u0103uri de la zeci de sute de gloan\u0163e, vrei s\u0103 le numeri?
\nEa : dezbrac\u0103-te s\u0103 le num\u0103r\u0103m.
\nEL: dar repde c\u0103 mi-e frig, e ca la Viena \u00een 1900 \u015fi ceva, nu \u0163in minte anul, ne d\u0103deau sup\u0103 cald\u0103 cu cartofi fier\u0163i sau ceap\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu murim \u00een z\u0103pad\u0103. \u00cemp\u0103ratul \u00eensu\u015fi venea s\u0103 ne\u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103teze, era un b\u0103rbat frumos urmat de cucoane parfumate, ah Viena… ce cafenele ..la oper\u0103 se c\u00e2nta Cosi fan Tutte \u015fi domnii se parfumau cu odicolon bun
\nEa : Tu ai mers la oper\u0103? solda\u0163ii erau primi\u0163i?
\nEl : da de unde, ne d\u0103deau afar\u0103 cu lovituri de cizm\u0103 oblic\u0103 peste bot, mie mi-au scos doisprezece din\u0163i, uite vezi si tu
\n(casc\u0103 gura mare \u015fi ea se uit\u0103 \u00eendelung cu o v\u0103dit\u0103 curiozitate )<\/em>
\nEa : nu am \u015ftiut c\u0103 nu ai din\u0163i de loc
\nEl: p\u0103i nu am, sunt b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi mort de mult, dar \u0163ie ce-\u0163i pas\u0103, te faci c\u0103 nu \u015ftii \u015fi o dai \u00eenainte cu fleacurile femeie\u015fti \u00een loc s\u0103 m\u0103 pui \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi s\u0103 aduci flori ca o nevast\u0103 cumsecade, dup\u0103 datin\u0103.
\nEa : ce flori? ca s\u0103 urli la mine c\u0103 am cheltuit 5 b\u0103nu\u0163i pe roze?
\nEl : a\u015fa e, sunt scumpe buruienile astea v\u00e2ndute la poart\u0103, s\u0103 nu-mi aduci, po\u0163i sta pe marginea morm\u00e2ntului meu \u015fi tricota un \u015fal ca s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzesc cu el sau mai bine cite\u015fte-mi ziarul, pagina cu mor\u0163ii \u00een chenare negre, s\u0103 aflu cu cine o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc acolo sus..
\nEa: m\u0103 deprimi, m\u0103 descoje\u015fti, m\u0103 spinteci, m\u0103 ame\u0163e\u015fti ca apoi s\u0103 m\u0103 po\u0163i t\u0103ia \u00een 15 \u00een 64, \u00een r\u0103d\u0103cina p\u0103 trat\u0103 a lui minus 1, \u00een varz\u0103 \u015fi maz\u0103re
\nEL: cine e\u015fti?
\nEa : Maria nebunule !
\nEl : te cunosc? Pari o port\u0103reas\u0103 cu s\u00e2ni mari care se culc\u0103 cu po\u015fta\u015ful \u015fi l\u0103ptarii ..
\nEa: hai jigne\u015fte-m\u0103, sunt obi\u015fnuit\u0103
\nEl: stai de mult \u00een casa asta blestemat\u0103?
\nEa: parc\u0103 ieri m-am mutat, eram fat\u0103 mare, eram frumoas\u0103 , aveam un par ro\u015fu ca flac\u0103ra \u015fi to\u0163i m\u0103 fluierau cu extaz
\nEl: \u015fi eu te fluier\u0103m?
\nEA : tu cel mai cu foc, ba chiar veneai cu acadele \u015fi \u0163ig\u0103ri cer\u015fite de la marinari
\nEl: nu se poate, eu nu fumez
\nEa: pe atunci fumai, purtai barb\u0103 \u015fi ochelari de soare, te pl\u0103ceau toate fetele craiule
\nEl: dar tu, tu m\u0103 pl\u0103ceai?
\nEa: eu m-am m\u0103ritat cu tine dup\u0103 o luna, ai mei ziceau nu-l lua, e un parazit, un v\u00e2n\u0103tor de zestre \u015fi eu proasta fugeam seara ca s\u0103 te \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe falez\u0103 sub far
\nEl: Nu cred c\u0103 eu eram acela
\nEa : ba tu, te chema Alex \u015fi dansai str\u00e2ns, dansuri de\u015fucheate.
\nEl: nu \u0163in minte, hai s\u0103 dans\u0103m acum
\nEa : Nu m\u0103 \u0163in picioarele mo\u015fule, e frig \u015fi mi-e foame
\nEl: adu un curcan, o friptur\u0103 cu cartofi, vin avem?
\nEa: nu avem nimic, ar fi bine un ceai c\u0103 e\u015fti degerat ca un pinguin la pol
\nEl: unde e polul asta? hai s\u0103 prindem un pinguin \u015fi s\u0103-l m\u00e2nc\u0103m!
\nEa : nu \u015ftiu, i-am c\u0103utat dar se ascund de noi, viclenii
\nEl: toat\u0103 planeta asta e contra noastr\u0103 \u015fi fiscul \u015fi guvernul. (Se urc\u0103 cu greu pe un sc\u0103unel \u015fi strig\u0103): Jos guvernul !!
\nEa : da-te tu jos c\u0103 ai s\u0103-\u0163i spargi oasele \u015fubrede<\/p>\n
\nEa : da, sun\u0103, e cineva la u\u015fa
\nEl deschide, o fi moartea, doctorul, vecina, amanta, cine naiba s\u0103 vin\u0103 la ora asta?
\nEa: ala bala portocala iaca deschid
\n( se duce \u015fi deschide u\u015fa larg c\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentre o perche de c\u0103l\u0103tori pr\u0103fui\u0163i, un tip slab \u015fi o femeie zgribulit\u0103 cei doi fac c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi \u015fi studiaz\u0103 cu aten\u0163ie camera, pere\u0163ii, mobilele, pe cei doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni r\u0103ma\u015fi nemi\u015fca\u0163i \u00een a\u015fteptare ) <\/em><\/p>\n
\ncas\u0103 de durere
\nferestre c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eentre cerul
\n\u015fi p\u0103s\u0103ri din fiere
\ncu ma\u0163e de fier<\/p>\n
\ncine o va d\u0103r\u00e2ma?
\n\u00een ce ora\u015f ne c\u0103ut\u0103m locul, destinul, furia, hrana
\nce muzic\u0103 se c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00een speluncile din port
\noare universitatea ne face mai erudi\u0163i?
\npoate m\u0103rgelele r\u0103sp\u00e2ndite pe podea de un copil neast\u00e2mp\u0103rat
\nele, doar ele, ne \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la 10
\nvou\u0103, unde v\u0103 sunt speran\u0163ele?
\n
\n( se \u00eentoarce \u015fi iese repede pe u\u015fa ) <\/em><\/p>\n
\ns\u0103 cear\u0103 un pahar de ap\u0103 \u015fi un pat pentru noapte
\no s\u0103-l recunoa\u015fte\u0163i, duce cu el un toiag tocit \u015fi o biblie
\ns\u0103 \u00eel culca\u0163i \u00een patul vostru de fier
\n\u015fi s\u0103 a\u015ftepta\u0163i cumin\u0163i to\u0163i trei diminea\u0163a.<\/p>\n
\nnu \u015ftim niciodat\u0103 cum speran\u0163ele se \u00eencurc\u0103
\nfug speriate ca de minuni
\njoia \u015fi s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u015fi luni
\nnoi r\u0103m\u00e2nem lega\u0163i la g\u00e2t de o lung\u0103 copil\u0103rie
\na iubi, a na\u015fte, a nu fi.<\/p>\n