\u00a0de Paul Suciu<\/p>\n
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\npetrescu adulmeca suspec\u021bii de la o po\u0219t\u0103 iar paraschiv trecea pe trotuarul de vizavi aprinz\u00e2ndu-\u0219i o \u021bigar\u0103 de ment\u0103. capul detectivului era strab\u0103tut de mii \u0219i mii de calcule probabilistice care se declan\u0219au la fiecare trec\u0103tor ce se perinda prin fa\u021ba chio\u0219chiului s\u0103u de ziare la care ocazional mai f\u0103cea un ban. calculele s-au oprit la jum\u0103tate deoarece nu mai \u00eenc\u0103pea indoial\u0103. b\u0103tr\u00e2nelul din fa\u021ba sa da bestia aceea cu ochelari pu\u021bin coco\u0219at care \u00een momentul acela \u00ee\u0219i sufla nasul \u0219i i\u0219i plimba pekinezul era criminalul. instantaneu lui petrescu \u00eei veni \u00een minte un plan prin care s\u0103-l prind\u0103 \u00een curs\u0103 pe nemernic care spre surprinderea \u0219i spaima sa traversa chiar spre el. totul s-a petrecut cu o rapiditate infernal\u0103. b\u0103tr\u00e2nelul i-a \u00eentins o bancnot\u0103 mototolit\u0103 ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i v\u00e2nz\u0103torului-detectiv spre cel mai ieftin ziar dar acesta nefiind u\u0219or de p\u0103c\u0103lit scoase de sub tejghea o mitralier\u0103 kalashnikov \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 nici o clipire \u00eel ciurui pe nelegiuit \u0219i pe principala sa unealt\u0103 complice pekinezul. apoi s\u0103ri peste chio\u0219c s\u0103 verifice dac\u0103 totul este \u00een regul\u0103 \u0219i aplec\u00e2ndu-se peste cadavre observ\u0103 \u00een ochii c\u00e2inelui o mic\u0103 lacrim\u0103 care-l f\u0103cu pe pascal petrescu s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 c\u0103 pe lumea asta mai sunt \u0219i bestii care mai au totu\u0219i o urm\u0103 de umanitate.<\/p>\n
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\n\u00cen fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103, la fereastra mea de la etajul \u0219ase, aterizeaz\u0103 lin un fluture mare, alb, cu un punct negru pe b\u0103rbie. Asta de vreo trei ani. Ne-am \u00eemprietenit repede, pot spune c\u0103 sunt un tip sociabil. Nu mi-am dat seama niciodat\u0103 ce l-a atras exact la fereastra mea, c\u00e2nd l-am \u00eentrebat o dat\u0103, a l\u0103sat capul ru\u0219inat \u0219i a scos din buzunar un pistol de la care \u0219i-a aprins o \u021bigar\u0103. A spus exact a\u0219a: \u201dLook, man: no comment, ok?\u201d N-am \u00een\u021beles nimic, dar asta m-a determinat s\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b engleza.<\/p>\n
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\nPrimul b\u0103rbat (B1) \u2013 D\u0103-mi pace! Nu m\u0103 mai imita!<\/p>\n
Al doilea b\u0103rbat (B2) \u2013 D\u0103-mi pace! Nu m\u0103 mai imita!<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 Nu te mai \u021bine dup\u0103 mine. Pleac\u0103!<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 Nu te mai \u021bine dup\u0103 mine. Pleac\u0103!<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 Cine e\u0219ti tu?<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 Cine e\u0219ti tu?<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 E\u0219ti ecoul meu?<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 E\u0219ti ecoul meu?<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 Dac\u0103 asta te crezi, atunci du-te-n m\u0103ta!<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 Dac\u0103 asta te crezi, atunci du-te-n m\u0103ta!<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 De ce repe\u021bi?! E\u0219ti un nemernic!<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 De ce repe\u021bi?! E\u0219ti un nemernic!<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 E\u0219ti o sc\u00e2rb\u0103, un vierme, o coropi\u0219ni\u021b\u0103 ordinar\u0103!<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 E\u0219ti o sc\u00e2rb\u0103, un vierme, o coropi\u0219ni\u021b\u0103 ordinar\u0103!<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 Dac\u0103 nu \u00eencetezi, am s\u0103 te omor!<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 Dac\u0103 nu \u00eencetezi, am s\u0103 te omor!<\/p>\n
B1 \u2013 Nu crezi?!<\/p>\n
B2 \u2013 Nu crezi?!<\/p>\n
B1 scoate pistolul.<\/p>\n
B2 scoate pistolul.<\/p>\n
B1\u2013 Pac!<\/p>\n
B2\u2013 Pac!<\/p>\n
Se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc am\u00e2ndoi.<\/p>\n
B1 (cu ultimele for\u021be) \u2013 Nu mi-a\u0219 fi \u00eenchipuit…<\/p>\n
B2 (cu ultimele for\u021be) \u2013 Nu mi-a\u0219 fi inchipuit…<\/p>\n
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