{"id":10856,"date":"2015-10-30T21:13:48","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T19:13:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=10856"},"modified":"2015-10-30T21:13:48","modified_gmt":"2015-10-30T19:13:48","slug":"poeme-de-vlad-vladulescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=10856","title":{"rendered":"poeme de Vlad Vl\u0103dulescu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Scurt tratat de supravie\u021buire<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Istoria \u021bi-a spus cine e\u0219ti<\/p>\n

\u0219coala te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat cum trebuie s\u0103 fii<\/p>\n

Facultatea \u021bi-a format comportamentul<\/p>\n

Jobul \u021bi-a ar\u0103tat cum trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi petreci timpul<\/p>\n

P\u0103rin\u021bii te-au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat ce fel de om trebuie s\u0103 fii.<\/p>\n

Toat\u0103 lumea pare a \u0219ti mai bine dec\u00e2t tine<\/p>\n

\u2013 cine e\u0219ti<\/p>\n

\u2013 ce sim\u021bi<\/p>\n

\u2013 ce trebuie s\u0103 faci<\/p>\n

\u2013 unde trebuie s\u0103 faci<\/p>\n

\u2013 cu cine trebuie sa faci etc.<\/p>\n

Totul Trebuie<\/p>\n

Totul este Obligatoriu<\/p>\n

To\u021bi ochii sunt pe tine<\/p>\n

E imperativ ca to\u021bi s\u0103 fie mul\u021bumi\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Nu vorbi ur\u00e2t<\/p>\n

Nu injura<\/p>\n

Nu scuipa<\/p>\n

Nu f\u0103 sex<\/p>\n

Nu-\u021bi sup\u0103ra p\u0103rin\u021bii<\/p>\n

Nu comenta \u00een fa\u021ba \u0219efilor<\/p>\n

Nu ridica privirea din p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00een metrou<\/p>\n

Nu intra \u00een vorb\u0103 cu necunoscu\u021bii<\/p>\n

\u0219i mai ales<\/p>\n

Stai departe de droguri \u0219i alcool.<\/p>\n

\u00cendoap\u0103-te cu pastile pentru orice stare<\/p>\n

\u0219i sinucide-te dac\u0103 \u021bi-ai pierdut jobul, iubita sau ma\u0219ina.<\/p>\n

\u00cenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 iube\u0219ti tot ce e material<\/p>\n

S\u0103 crezi doar ceea ce vezi<\/p>\n

S\u0103 judeci pe toat\u0103 lumea dupa acelea\u0219i principii<\/p>\n

\u0219i mai ales<\/p>\n

\u00eenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 fii de neclintit \u00een propria \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nare.<\/p>\n

Nu citi dec\u00e2t c\u0103r\u021bi motiva\u021bionale \u0219i<\/p>\n

uit\u0103-te doar la filme cu happy end<\/p>\n

Mai toarn\u0103 un plod \u0219i nu uita s\u0103 NU stingi niciodat\u0103 teveu<\/p>\n

e periculos s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 script<\/p>\n

\u0219i \u00een niciun caz n-ai vrea ca imginile ecranului<\/p>\n

s\u0103 fie schimbate cu cele ale ferestrei<\/p>\n

ca actorii s\u0103 fie \u00eenlocui\u021bi de oameni reali sau<\/p>\n

aerul condi\u021bionat cu cel de-afar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 n-ai griji<\/p>\n

Ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 n-ai \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u0219i<\/p>\n

NU te abate niciodat\u0103 de la plan!<\/p>\n

\u00cemb\u0103tranirea e alternativa perfect\u0103 a Evolu\u021biei.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Penetrarea Evei<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Sub pielea descompus\u0103<\/p>\n

sub albul ochilor \u00eenfip\u021bi \u00een vid<\/p>\n

sub cuvinte<\/p>\n

sub \u0219oapte<\/p>\n

sub g\u00e2nduri nerostite (sub via\u021b\u0103)<\/p>\n

sub unghiile jegoase de scormonit p\u0103m\u00e2nt<\/p>\n

sub pielea sexelor arz\u00e2nd<\/p>\n

sub pielea ta \u2013 se zbate EVA.<\/p>\n

\u0219i i-am visat sf\u00e2r\u0219eala<\/p>\n

greutatea p\u00e2ntecului spintecat<\/p>\n

mirosul p\u0103catului<\/p>\n

arome orgasmice transpir\u00e2ndu-i pielea umed\u0103.<\/p>\n

Am visat penetrearea Evei<\/p>\n

prima picatur\u0103 de s\u00e2nge care-a condamnat con\u0219tiin\u021ba<\/p>\n

buzele-ncle\u0219tate sigil\u00e2nd pl\u0103cerea<\/p>\n

Muza-Mama cu picioarele desf\u0103cute<\/p>\n

d\u00e2nd na\u0219tere Marii Viermuieli.<\/p>\n

p\u00e2ntecele mu\u0219uroi<\/p>\n

vomit\u00e2ndu-\u0219i larvele \u0219i umbrele de oameni<\/p>\n

(to\u021bi) t\u00e2r\u00e2ndu-se pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul rece<\/p>\n

p\u0103r\u0103sindu-\u0219i c\u0103ldura mamei<\/p>\n

spre-a gusta veninul necunoscutului.<\/p>\n

Viermi t\u00e2njind spre m\u0103rul cunoa\u0219terii<\/p>\n

f\u0103r\u0103-a ndr\u0103zni a se apropia de copac.<\/p>\n

viermi camufla\u021bi \u00een fluturi<\/p>\n

fluturi camufla\u021bi \u00een oameni<\/p>\n

\u0219i pizda Evei,<\/p>\n

o poart\u0103 neferecat\u0103 spre moartea con\u0219tiin\u021bei<\/p>\n

avort\u00e2ndu-\u0219i de secole<\/p>\n

parazi\u021bii m\u0103rului \u00een h\u0103ul dintre<\/p>\n

Paradis \u0219i Paradis pierdut.<\/p>\n

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 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Psychedelia<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Iisus era un hipiot tripat pe LSD<\/p>\n

un timbru mic sub limba \u0219i-ncepea minunile.<\/p>\n

tot el a fost primul care mi-a pasat un cui<\/p>\n

a zis:\u201dHai coaie, incearc\u0103! \u0219i mai incolo te inv\u0103\u021b s\u0103 zbori\u201d<\/p>\n

Iisus nu era un narcoman<\/p>\n

era mai degrab\u0103 un experimentalist<\/p>\n

LSD, MDMA, DMT, Ciuperci, Peyotl, Mescalin\u0103, Iarb\u0103, Hash, Coca<\/p>\n

tot ce vrei pentru a vedea<\/p>\n

a zbura<\/p>\n

a iubi<\/p>\n

a sim\u021bi sau chiar<\/p>\n

a crede<\/p>\n

\u0219i c\u00e2t ne-am mai distrat c\u00e2nd v-a\u021bi v\u0103zut paharul plin \u0219i pe\u0219tele \u00eentreg.<\/p>\n

a\u0219a era Iisus,<\/p>\n

ii pl\u0103cea s\u0103-mpart\u0103 tripu<\/p>\n

s\u0103 ne duc\u0103 pe to\u021bi \u00een acela\u0219i film<\/p>\n

s\u0103 ajungem singuri la esen\u021ba lucrurilor.<\/p>\n

Iisus e vecinul imaginar<\/p>\n

care tr\u0103ie\u0219te \u00een capul meu<\/p>\n

e \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een curcubeu<\/p>\n

are diamante \u00een loc de ochi<\/p>\n

n\u0103ri lungi ca bacnotele de prizat<\/p>\n

ciuperci \u00een loc de urechi<\/p>\n

(s\u0103-i faca mai suportabile lament\u0103rile \u0219i rug\u0103ciunile)<\/p>\n

\u0219i pupila dilatat\u0103 de la prea mult\u0103 lumin\u0103 (\u0219i-o gloat\u0103 prea credul\u0103).<\/p>\n

Iisus e chimistul<\/p>\n

ce-a sintetizat heroina<\/p>\n

din sc\u00e2rb\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de voi.<\/p>\n

A vrut sa fie numb<\/p>\n

s\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai vad\u0103 sau aud\u0103<\/p>\n

rugaciunile obosite<\/p>\n

dupa-o zi \u00een care-a\u021bi supt \u0219i-mpr\u0103\u0219tiat venin.<\/p>\n

Iisus a fost o metafor\u0103<\/p>\n

pe care-a\u021bi<\/p>\n

\u021bintuit-o-n seringi<\/p>\n

de-un lemn la care v\u0103-nchina\u021bi.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Via\u021ba ca o moarte<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Lumea asta e doar o mare \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare<\/p>\n

\u00een fiecare zi se condamn\u0103 la moarte \u0219i se ingroap\u0103<\/p>\n

e cea mai lung\u0103 \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare din istorie.<\/p>\n

se sugrum\u0103 zilnic<\/p>\n

se autoflageleaz\u0103 \u0219i<\/p>\n

se distruge \u00een milioane de oameni<\/p>\n

\u00een grimase \u0219i fe\u021be schimonosite<\/p>\n

\u00een minciun\u0103<\/p>\n

dezgust \u0219i<\/p>\n

desfigurare.<\/p>\n

P\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u2013 casa oamenilor f\u0103r\u0103 g\u00e2nduri<\/p>\n

viitor sau<\/p>\n

via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0219i m\u0103-ntreb \u2013 cum poate ceva at\u00e2t de mort s\u0103 continue s\u0103 moar\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi?<\/p>\n

c\u00e2t\u0103 moarte mai are P\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u00een el<\/p>\n

\u0219i c\u00e2t\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 ne permitem s\u0103 mai murim?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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