{"id":11691,"date":"2017-05-07T01:17:39","date_gmt":"2017-05-06T23:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=11691"},"modified":"2017-05-07T23:35:25","modified_gmt":"2017-05-07T21:35:25","slug":"butoiul-cu-sperma-caminul-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=11691","title":{"rendered":"butoiul cu sperm\u0103 c\u0103minul 16"},"content":{"rendered":"

debut<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

de Marius Florea<\/p>\n

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aici stau cu to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi<\/p>\n

zeii labagii \u0219i alcoolici \u00eendesa\u021bi \u00een camere de c\u00e2te cinci<\/p>\n

spermatozoizi \u00eembutelia\u021bi<\/p>\n

vor cuceri lumea \u00eentr-o zi<\/p>\n

sau vor ajunge vai de ei<\/p>\n

e ori una, ori alta<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00een templul ce se uit\u0103 brutal peste Cluj<\/p>\n

peste strada Piezi\u0219\u0103 unde duduie muzica toat\u0103 ziua \u0219i toat\u0103 noaptea<\/p>\n

unde culorile \u0219i umbrele nu dispar niciodat\u0103<\/p>\n

templu uria\u0219<\/p>\n

monument \u00eenchinat spermei<\/p>\n

un coi p\u0103trat care-\u0219i va arunca s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba cur\u00e2nd peste lume<\/p>\n

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abia treci prin mul\u021bimea de studen\u021bi de pe strad\u0103<\/p>\n

aici se tr\u0103ie\u0219te cu adev\u0103rat<\/p>\n

aici e g\u0103l\u0103gia, nebunia, prostia<\/p>\n

aici se tr\u0103ie\u0219te, \u00een nici un caz nu se g\u00e2nde\u0219te<\/p>\n

\u0219i a\u0219a, copii, se evit\u0103 depresia<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

m\u0103 vezi cum ejaculez pe Piezi\u0219\u0103<\/p>\n

peste studentele \u00eembr\u0103cate sexy<\/p>\n

din c\u0103minul hormonilor nest\u0103p\u00e2ni\u021bi \u0219i furio\u0219i<\/p>\n

cum altfel s\u0103 fie c\u00e2nd siteurile porno sunt blocate<\/p>\n

1000 de b\u0103ie\u021bi \u0219i 0 siteuri porno
\ne ca \u0219i cum ar vrea s\u0103 explod\u0103m<\/p>\n

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m\u0103 vezi cum vomit de la etajul 8, from a room with a view<\/p>\n

prive\u0219ti voma cum se scurge pe perete p\u00e2n\u0103 la parter<\/p>\n

alcoolul \u00eemi url\u0103 din vene: \u201emai vreau\u201d<\/p>\n

dup\u0103 seri \u0219i seri \u00een baruri cu bere ieftin\u0103<\/p>\n

seri pe b\u0103nci cu vinul la bidon<\/p>\n

seri de petreceri \u00eembibate \u00een t\u0103rie<\/p>\n

tot nu mi-am potolit setea de alcool<\/p>\n

setea provocat\u0103 de o ner\u0103bdare mare<\/p>\n

c\u0103ci mai e mult timp p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd c\u0103minul \u0103sta o s\u0103 m\u0103 ejaculeze \u00een lume<\/p>\n

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nu exist\u0103 chef pentru studiu<\/p>\n

e cald \u0219i m\u0103 pr\u0103jesc \u00een suc propriu<\/p>\n

\u00eentr-un pat supraetajat<\/p>\n

spun\u00e2nd glume proaste cu colegii de camer\u0103<\/p>\n

\u0219i suntem ca ni\u0219te homosexuali c\u00e2nd femeile lipsesc<\/p>\n

suntem ca ni\u0219te c\u0103lug\u0103ri din mun\u021bi<\/p>\n

p\u0103c\u0103to\u0219i \u0219i asce\u021bi<\/p>\n

ca ni\u0219te cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi de la Mc<\/p>\n

uleio\u0219i dar gusto\u0219i<\/p>\n

ne pr\u0103jim creierele la laptopuri noaptea<\/p>\n

\u0219i facem crize de nervi c\u00e2nd nu merge netul<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u201eI saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0219i eu i-am v\u0103zut pe ai mei, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 mai r\u0103u<\/p>\n

vezi multe vara c\u00e2nd toate u\u0219ile sunt larg deschise c\u0103 e prea cald<\/p>\n

sinestezie grotesc\u0103:<\/p>\n

vezi c\u00e2t de retarda\u021bi suntem to\u021bi<\/p>\n

c\u00e2t de mult ne plictisim<\/p>\n

c\u00e2te prostii facem<\/p>\n

auzi urlete de la geam<\/p>\n

amendate de poli\u021bie cu 500 de lei<\/p>\n

miro\u0219i cum pute baia a grajd duminica<\/p>\n

c\u0103 au femeile de serviciu liber<\/p>\n

\u0219i intr\u0103 mirosul p\u00e2n\u0103 la tine \u00een pat<\/p>\n

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trecem pe sub pervazuri pline de borcane de zacusc\u0103 \u0219i tig\u0103i nesp\u0103late<\/p>\n

gata s\u0103 ne cad\u0103 \u00een cap \u0219i s\u0103 c\u0103dem la\u021bi direct l\u00e2ng\u0103 ghena de gunoi<\/p>\n

s\u0103 vin\u0103 apoi proful \u0103la de mate celebru
\ncare acum e gunoier<\/p>\n

s\u0103 ne arunce \u00een ghen\u0103<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

c\u00e2teodat\u0103 ne enerv\u0103m: \u201emuzica asta nu se opre\u0219te niciodat\u0103?!\u201d<\/p>\n

asta atunci c\u00e2nd vrem lini\u0219te<\/p>\n

alteori punem noi muzic\u0103 la maxim \u0219i ascult\u0103m cum ne \u00eenjur\u0103 cei de al\u0103turi<\/p>\n

\u201eda\u2019 mai termina\u021bi, \u00een pula mea!\u201d<\/p>\n

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acum m\u00e2n\u00e2nc lini\u0219tit ni\u0219te felii de salam cam vechi<\/p>\n

sunt zoioase \u0219i m-am murd\u0103rit pe m\u00e2n\u0103<\/p>\n

muzica NU se opre\u0219te niciodat\u0103<\/p>\n

dar sunt lini\u0219tit<\/p>\n

pot s\u0103 zic \u0219i eu c\u0103 filozofez<\/p>\n

stau pe geam\u00a0\u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la genera\u021bia mea a\u0219a cum se g\u00e2ndea \u0219i \u201ecamaradul\u201d Eliade<\/p>\n

realizez c\u0103 \u00eemi place haotismul studen\u021biei<\/p>\n

aproape la fel de mult ca lini\u0219tea de acas\u0103<\/p>\n

\u0219i cred c\u0103 e nevoie de ambele \u00een via\u021ba unui om<\/p>\n

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m\u0103 uit la priveli\u0219tea superb\u0103<\/p>\n

\u0219i m\u0103 minunez la fel ca-n prima zi<\/p>\n

v\u0103d un apus, semn al sf\u00e2r\u0219itului<\/p>\n

ar\u0219i\u021ba anun\u021b\u0103 vacan\u021ba de var\u0103<\/p>\n

dar \u0103sta a fost doar primul an<\/p>\n

\u0219i mai mult p\u00e2n\u0103 ne ejaculeaz\u0103 butoiul \u0103sta direct \u00een lume<\/p>\n

s-o cucerim dac\u0103 e fecund\u0103<\/p>\n

s\u0103 ne rat\u0103m dac\u0103 e stearp\u0103<\/p>\n

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debut de Marius Florea   aici stau cu to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi zeii labagii \u0219i alcoolici \u00eendesa\u021bi \u00een camere de c\u00e2te cinci spermatozoizi \u00eembutelia\u021bi vor cuceri lumea \u00eentr-o zi sau vor ajunge vai de ei e ori una, ori alta<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1273,13],"tags":[1274,1277,1114],"class_list":["post-11691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-49-50","category-poezie","tag-egophobia-49-50","tag-marius-florea","tag-poezie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-32z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11691"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11693,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11691\/revisions\/11693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}