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[fragment de roman]<\/strong><\/p>\n

de Ioan Suciu<\/p>\n

Alecsandra, nepoata lui Naum, se specializase \u00een spiritism. Putea s\u0103 scoat\u0103 fum pe urechi, s\u0103 imite cucuveaua \u015fi s\u0103 c\u00e2nte la \u0163ambal legat\u0103 la ochi.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ea a chemat multe personalit\u0103\u0163i din trecut, Zambaccian, Jules Verne, Domnul Goe, Einstein \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 vreo zece, pe care i-a \u00eenchis \u00een magazia de lemne \u015fi le-a dat spanac \u015fi ap\u0103 sfin\u0163it\u0103 cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie, de trei ori pe zi, iar duminica o sticl\u0103 de vin pelin. \u00cei dusese de dou\u0103 ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la gr\u0103dina zoologic\u0103, iar mar\u0163ea \u015fi vinerea \u00eei plimbase cu vapora\u015ful \u00een Her\u0103str\u0103u.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 C\u00e2nd a primit comanda s\u0103-l invoce pe str\u0103bunicul, ea s-a a\u015fezat \u00een capul mesei \u015fi a cerut un lighean, un picior de iepure, o ureche de pisic\u0103 \u015fi o blan\u0103 de zece mii de euro. Ea s-a uitat cu dragoste \u015fi concentare spre imensul tablou din perete al str\u0103bunicului Laz\u0103r.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Dup\u0103 ce i s-au adus cele necesare, fata ceru s\u0103 se sting\u0103 lumina. Trecu un timp nu prea scurt \u00een care nu \u00een\u0163elesese nimeni ce se petrecuse, de\u015fi se auziser\u0103 diferite pocnete \u015fi fo\u015fnete\u00a0; lumina se aprinse. Obiectele disp\u0103ruser\u0103. Fata \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 concentrarea, st\u00e2nd cu ochii \u00eenchi\u015fi \u015fi cu o \u0163igar\u0103 lung\u0103 \u00een col\u0163ul gurii. Ceru o carte c\u00e2t mai groas\u0103 \u015fi o cheie. Cartea se g\u0103si imediat, dar cu cheia a fost mai dificil. Atunci b\u0103rbatul mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, a\u015fezat l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea \u00een st\u00e2nga, \u00eei oferi cheia garsonierei lui din cartierul Prim\u0103verii.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 Fata solicit\u0103 din nou stingerea luminii \u015fi-n \u00eentuneric se auzi un p\u00e2r\u00e2it de oase, scr\u00e2\u015fnete de m\u0103sele \u015fi c\u00e2teva zgomote suger\u00e2nd ciocnirea unor capete \u00eentre ele; la un moment dat, pe scen\u0103 (sufrageria era destul de mare \u015fi-\u00eentr-un col\u0163 era un podium) ap\u0103ru o sfer\u0103 luminoas\u0103 cu diametrul cam de m\u0103rimea unui om; \u00een centrul ei se contur\u0103, de parc\u0103-ar fi cobor\u00e2t din tablou, str\u0103bunicul Laz\u0103r. Adunarea privi cu r\u0103suflarea t\u0103iat\u0103. Str\u0103bunicul era ro\u015fu la fa\u0163\u0103, iar favori\u0163ii-i erau pres\u0103ra\u0163i cu fire albe. Lumina se aprinse \u015fi str\u0103bunicul ie\u015fi de pe scen\u0103 cu o min\u0103 \u00eencruntat\u0103. Avea mi\u015fc\u0103ri sacadate \u015fi p\u0103rea c\u0103 se ceart\u0103 cu cineva.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da, zise el c\u0103tre cei aduna\u0163i, asta e prea de tot! Unde e Ghi\u0163\u0103? De ce n-a venit? \u00centotdeauna c\u00e2nd \u00eel trimit dup\u0103 vin, \u00eent\u00e2rzie!<\/p>\n

Str\u0103bunicul Laz\u0103r se a\u015fez\u0103 dezinvolt la mas\u0103 pe un scaun din apropierea lui Alecsandra. Cei de la mas\u0103 r\u0103maser\u0103 \u00eencremeni\u0163i, cu figuri cadaverice. Naum f\u0103cu semn unui nepot de-al s\u0103u care st\u0103tea l\u00e2ng\u0103 un perete, un pu\u015fti de vreo opt-nou\u0103 ani, care din cine \u015ftie ce coinciden\u0163\u0103 se numea Ghi\u0163\u0103, \u00eei puse \u00een palm\u0103 dou\u0103 bancnote \u015fi-i spuse s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la crama din apropiere s\u0103 cumpere dou\u0103 kile de vin \u201eVezi s\u0103 fie d-\u0103la ro\u015fu!\u201d preciz\u0103 el.<\/p>\n

Alecsandra \u00eentreb\u0103 cu voce clar\u0103 dac\u0103 adunarea mai vrea s\u0103 vad\u0103 pe cineva \u015fi pe cine anume.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cum pe cine? interveni str\u0103bunicul Laz\u0103r. Unde e Lenu\u0163a?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Care Lenu\u0163a?\u00a0 \u00eentreb\u0103 Alecsandra.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Cum, mai \u015fi \u00eentrebi?! Lenu\u0163a, nevast\u0103-mea!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Aha, da, spuse fata \u015fi mai ceru o g\u0103in\u0103. Se concentr\u0103 puternic asupra galinaceei care fusese adus\u0103 imediat \u015fi lumina se stinse. Globul luminos \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cu intrarea pe scen\u0103 \u015fi str\u0103bunica Lenu\u0163a \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cu apari\u0163ia \u00een centrul s\u0103u: o femeie \u00een jur de cinzeci de ani, cu p\u0103r argintiu frumos str\u00e2ns \u00eentr-un coc, cobor\u00ee \u00een scen\u0103 \u015fi se a\u015fez\u0103 la mas\u0103 cam vizavi de str\u0103bunicul Laz\u0103r. V\u0103z\u00e2ndu-l, tres\u0103ri mirat\u0103, \u015fi \u00eentreb\u0103 :<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce naiba faci aici ?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce s\u0103 fac, a\u015ftept s\u0103 soseasc\u0103 Ghi\u0163\u0103 cu vinul!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei ce s\u0103 faci cu vinul? Azi e vineri! N-ai spus c\u0103 vinerea faci pauz\u0103? \u00eei zise consoarta peste mas\u0103. Ceilal\u0163i comeseni nici nu respirau.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ia mai las\u0103-m\u0103-n pace! se o\u0163\u0103r\u00ee b\u0103tr\u00e2nul. \u00centotdeauna m-ai bodog\u0103nit ! Muncesc toat\u0103 ziua ca un rob \u015fi n-am nicio satisfac\u0163ie!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 nu te-ai a\u015fezat bine acolo! continu\u0103 str\u0103bunica netulburat\u0103. Cine e t\u00e2n\u0103ra de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine ?<\/p>\n

Str\u0103bunicul examin\u0103 curios locul cu pricina. O fat\u0103 zglobie cu obrajii \u00eembujora\u0163i \u00eenlemnise la o distan\u0163\u0103 de dou\u0103 scaune de el. Str\u0103bunicul spuse:<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dac\u0103 nu-mi dai pace s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 plec \u00een ora\u015f!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pleac\u0103, pleac\u0103! Mereu m-ai l\u0103sat singur\u0103 cu o droaie de copii, de care n-ai avut grij\u0103 niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n

Str\u0103bunicul p\u0103r\u0103si brusc adunarea tr\u00e2ntind u\u015fa \u00een urma lui. Se pierdu prin mul\u0163imea de pe strad\u0103. Dup\u0103 un timp cineva reu\u015fi s\u0103-l vad\u0103 de la fereastr\u0103 pe trotuarul de vizavi; statura lui impozant\u0103 era inconfundabil\u0103. Str\u0103bunicul purta o scurt\u0103 mi\u0163oas\u0103 \u015fi nu avea nimic pe cap, cu toate c\u0103 era frig. Naum p\u0103r\u0103si \u015fi el locul \u015fi alerg\u0103 ajung\u00e2nd la c\u00e2\u0163iva metri \u00een urma str\u0103bunicului care privea consternat spre automobile, vitrine, blocuri, c\u00e2ini etc. Traversa str\u0103zile f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 cont de stopuri; mergea hai-hui, f\u0103r\u0103 \u0163int\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 grij\u0103. Privirea lui era absent\u0103 \u015fi t\u00e2mp\u0103; p\u0103rea c\u0103 peisajul \u00een care se mi\u015fc\u0103 nu are nimic \u00een comun cu el \u015fi-l zg\u00e2nd\u0103rea. La un moment dat \u00eel z\u0103ri pe Naum \u015fi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se mire c\u0103 i-a ap\u0103rut brusc \u00een drum, \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 :<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ascult\u0103 nepoate, eu unde o s\u0103 dorm ?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 P\u0103i unde s\u0103 stai\u00a0; la noi acas\u0103!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ai cas\u0103 mare ?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cenc\u0103p\u0103toare! St\u0103m la bloc!<\/p>\n

\u015ei Naum \u00eel conduse p\u00e2n\u0103 la locuin\u0163a sa.<\/p>\n

Str\u0103bunicul se opri \u015fi privi uimit cele zece etaje din fa\u0163a lui.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu cumva e\u015fti conte ? \u00eentreb\u0103 el.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Cum conte ?!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 P\u0103i cum s\u0103 ai tu singur o cas\u0103 c\u00e2t un palat ?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu, eu am numai un apartament !<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei restul ce sunt? Camerele servitorilor t\u0103i ?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu, nici vorb\u0103!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Aha! exclam\u0103 str\u0103bunicul \u015fi mai nedumerit.<\/p>\n

P\u0103trunser\u0103 \u00een imobil \u015fi str\u0103bunicul d\u0103du s\u0103 intre pe prima u\u015f\u0103 care-i ie\u015fi \u00een cale. Naum \u00eel opri \u015fi-l conduse pe sc\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 la apartamentul s\u0103u de la etajul patru.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Deocamdat\u0103 so\u0163ia fiind plecat\u0103 la \u0163ar\u0103 po\u0163i s\u0103 stai \u00een oricare camer\u0103 dore\u015fti, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd ai s\u0103 te-ntorci !<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Unde s\u0103 m\u0103-ntorc? tres\u0103ri str\u0103bunicul ca un cal lovit de crava\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n

Laz\u0103r vizit\u0103 camerele: dormitoarele, sufrageria, c\u0103mara \u015fi buc\u0103t\u0103ria, pip\u0103ind mobilele \u015fi obiectele.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cam demodate, zise el, nu v\u0103d deloc \u00eencrusta\u0163ii !<\/p>\n

Se opri \u00een sufragerie privind cu stupefac\u0163ie plita electric\u0103. Se juc\u0103 pe la butoane \u015fi c\u00e2nd se plictisi r\u0103mase \u00een picioare l\u00e2ng\u0103 plit\u0103, cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe un disc, privind pe fereastr\u0103.\u00a0 Se fripse \u00een a\u015fa hal \u00eenc\u00e2t Naum abia \u00eei potoli durerea pun\u00e2ndu-i m\u00e2na \u00eentr-o oal\u0103 cu ulei.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar e cam frig aici! Nu aduci lemne?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 N-avem nevoie de lemne !<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da\u2019 cu ce v\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzi\u0163i voi aici? \u00eentreb\u0103 str\u0103bunicul sprijinindu-se de calorifer.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Avem instala\u0163ie special\u0103!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ei, pe dracu\u2019! zise Laz\u0103r \u015fi se-ndrept\u0103 spre u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Unde pleci?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Am pu\u0163in\u0103 treab\u0103, spuse str\u0103bunicul.<\/p>\n

Str\u0103bunicul Laz\u0103r se enerv\u0103 c\u0103 tufele ude,\u00a0 aduse din parcul din apropiere, nu se aprindeau. Apoi \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 pe Naum ce are de m\u00e2ncare. Scoase din lada pe care Naum o numi frigider tot ce g\u0103si. Se declar\u0103 foarte nemul\u0163umit. Trei p\u0103st\u00e2rnaci, zece ou\u0103 \u015fi doi pui congela\u0163i.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce-s cu puii \u0103ia mor\u0163i? Mie-mi trebuie carne prosp\u0103t\u0103! S\u0103 nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nci a\u015fa ceva c\u0103 te \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u015fti!<\/p>\n

\u015ei str\u0103bunicul Laz\u0103r plec\u0103 la pia\u0163\u0103. Se \u00eentoarse cu 15 g\u0103ini vii legate de picioare cu o sfoar\u0103, o capr\u0103 \u015fi un purcelu\u015f de lapte. Le t\u00e2r\u00ee pe sc\u0103ri \u00een sus cu un t\u0103r\u0103boi infernal \u015fi le lep\u0103d\u0103 pe toate \u00een sufragerie. Canapeaua \u015fi fotoliile se umplur\u0103 de g\u0103ina\u0163. Capra mirosea \u00eengrozitor \u015fi str\u0103bunicul se preg\u0103tea s\u0103 taie porcul.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce faci aici? strig\u0103 Naum. De unde ai furat animalele astea?<\/p>\n

\u00a0–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Le-am cump\u0103rat. Am galbeni. E adev\u0103rat c\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 trec mai \u00eent\u00e2i pe la un ghi\u0219eu unde i-am schimbat pe h\u00e2rtii d-astea nenorocite. S\u0103-mi dai ni\u015fte paie.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pentru ce ?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103 p\u00e2rlesc porcul!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ai \u00eennebunit !<\/p>\n

\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Stai calm \u015fi scoate ni\u015fte vin. Dar Ghi\u0163\u0103 acela unde e ?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cred c\u0103 s-a \u00eentors la Alecsandra.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei nevast\u0103-mea e tot acolo! Ai ni\u015fte vin sau n-ai?<\/p>\n

Naum aduse o damigean\u0103 de pe balcon. Imediat Laz\u0103r o duse la gur\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103u \u00eendelung.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Parc\u0103 m-am mai \u00eenc\u0103lzit! C\u0103 mult frig am mai \u00eendurat eu \u00een ultimul timp !<\/p>\n

Laz\u0103r legase porcul de calorifer \u015fi c\u0103uta un cu\u0163it potrivit. Apoi str\u0103bunicul \u00eencepu s\u0103 c\u00e2nte. Porcul \u00eencepu s\u0103 gui\u0163e amarnic. G\u0103inile cotcod\u0103ceau frenetic. Poftele lui Laz\u0103r cre\u015fteau pe minut ce trecea. La un moment dat, cu cu\u0163itul \u00een m\u0103n\u0103 \u00een mijlocul sufrageriei, \u00eencepu s\u0103 strige: \u201eUnde naiba mi-e nevasta?\u00a0 Nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 descurc f\u0103r\u0103 femeie\u00a0!\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Auzi nepoate?\u00a0 Trimite pe cineva la stabiliment s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 ni\u015fte gagici, c\u0103 nu mai pot!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pe cine s\u0103 trimit?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu \u015ftiu! \u00cen casa asta nu mai st\u0103 nimeni?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ba da! Dar au treburile lor!<\/p>\n

Cineva sun\u0103 la u\u015fa de la intrare.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Se aude un clopo\u0163el ! zise Laz\u0103r.<\/p>\n

Naum deschise \u015fi d\u0103du cu ochii de vecinul de la etajul de dedesubt. Acesta se pl\u00e2nse de g\u0103l\u0103gie. Naum \u00eei spuse s\u0103 cheme poli\u0163ia c\u0103 i-a intrat \u00een cas\u0103 un nebun.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cine era la u\u015f\u0103 ? \u00eentreb\u0103 Laz\u0103r.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Un vecin.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I-ai spus s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 femei ?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da, min\u0163i Naum.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 un timp \u00een care Laz\u0103r t\u0103ie porcul \u015fi se umplu de s\u00e2nge, se auzi din nou soneria. Erau doi poli\u0163i\u015fti.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce se petrece aici? S-au auzit ni\u015fte strig\u0103te de agonie! zise unul din poli\u0163i\u015fti.<\/p>\n

Laz\u0103r veni \u015fi el. Avea figura congestionat\u0103 \u015fi era m\u00e2njit de s\u00e2nge pe haine.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A\u0163i omor\u00e2t pe cineva? \u00eel lu\u0103 \u00een primire un poli\u0163ist.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce vrei, m\u0103i b\u0103iatule?\u00a0 spuse Laz\u0103r.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Am primit o reclama\u0163ie, zise poli\u0163istul.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 De la cine ? spuse Laz\u0103r privind ur\u00e2t spre Naum.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 De la un vecin al dumneavoastr\u0103 ! V\u0103 rog s\u0103 prezenta\u0163i un act de identitate!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Eu ? zise Laz\u0103r.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da. Sunte\u0163i p\u0103tat cu s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 N-am.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Adic\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 dau un pahar de vin !<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Numele dumneavostr\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Laz\u0103r! Cu cine am onoarea?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Surugiu, plutonier \u015fi Boscorodeanu, sergent major.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cemi pare bine! B\u0103ie\u0163i gigea !<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Locui\u0163i aici?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu. Doar el. Nepotu-meu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Unde ave\u0163i domiciliul stabil ?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 La cimitir, interveni Naum.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Doarme \u00een cimitir?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da; \u00een cimitir se doarme, spuse Naum.<\/p>\n

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[fragment de roman] de Ioan Suciu Alecsandra, nepoata lui Naum, se specializase \u00een spiritism. Putea s\u0103 scoat\u0103 fum pe urechi, s\u0103 imite cucuveaua \u015fi s\u0103 c\u00e2nte la \u0163ambal legat\u0103 la ochi. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ea a chemat multe personalit\u0103\u0163i din trecut, Zambaccian, Jules Verne, Domnul Goe, Einstein \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 vreo zece, pe care i-a \u00eenchis \u00een magazia […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1273,15],"tags":[1274,1017,1115],"class_list":["post-11701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-49-50","category-proza","tag-egophobia-49-50","tag-ioan-suciu","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DakB-momaia","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11702,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11701\/revisions\/11702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}