{"id":11767,"date":"2017-05-30T09:01:47","date_gmt":"2017-05-30T07:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=11767"},"modified":"2021-09-04T11:37:33","modified_gmt":"2021-09-04T09:37:33","slug":"de-ce-put-caminele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=11767","title":{"rendered":"De ce put c\u0103minele?"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Cronica arsonistului)<\/span><\/p>\n

de Lucian Mare\u0219<\/a><\/p>\n

De multe ori apar studen\u021bii \u0219i critic\u0103 condi\u021biile insalubre din c\u0103minele studen\u021be\u0219ti. Se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 sunt ne\u00eendrept\u0103\u021bi\u021bi, se sim\u021b \u00een\u0219ela\u021bi, mai ales cei ce dau prima oar\u0103 cu ochii de aceste scorburi populate. De ce arat\u0103 c\u0103minele studen\u021be\u0219ti ca un iad?<\/p>\n

\u00centotdeauna critic\u0103m administra\u021bia \u2013 nu fac cur\u0103\u021benie, nu se ocup\u0103, taxele de c\u0103min se duc pe apa s\u00e2mbetei. Ce t\u00e2mpenie\u2026 p\u0103i hai s\u0103 fim sinceri. Ar trebui s\u0103 se fac\u0103 cur\u0103\u021benie de 3 ori pe zi, \u0219i tot ar fi mizerie. De ce? Este modul de via\u021b\u0103 al studentului, lipsa unei ordini interioare care se revars\u0103 \u00een exteriorul acestuia. \u00cen c\u0103mine, nu tr\u0103iesc oameni. Ci mai degrab\u0103 un fel de animale cu prea multe libert\u0103\u021bi, care \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 peste tot urmele trecerii, existen\u021bei \u0219i haosului.<\/p>\n

De ce face astfel studentul? V-a\u021bi \u00eentrebat \u0219i voi de ce \u2018radu\u2019 arunc\u0103 mucul de \u021bigar\u0103 pe jos inten\u021bionat, c\u00e2nd l\u00e2ng\u0103 el era o porcoas\u0103 cutii de conserve \u2013 dar totu\u0219i prin extensie \u2013 cu scopul de a fi scrumier\u0103? De ce acel gest con\u021bine at\u00e2ta ur\u0103, dezgust \u0219i totodat\u0103 pretins\u0103 superioritate?<\/p>\n

Chiar dac\u0103 nu ar exist\u0103 aceast\u0103 ur\u0103 ostentativ\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de tot ce \u021bine de bunul sim\u021b, fa\u021b\u0103 de valorile inoculate de p\u0103rin\u021bi sau de alte autorit\u0103\u021bi, studentul r\u0103m\u00e2ne un individ care nu \u0219tie s\u0103 se gospod\u0103reasc\u0103. Este nevoit s\u0103 improvizeze, iar de imagina\u021bie nu duce lips\u0103, har domnului. Aceste improviza\u021bii pe care din instinctul de supravie\u021buire studentul le produce, ar fi la locul lor \u00een s\u0103lb\u0103ticie, dar nu \u00eentr-un loc \u00een care mai mul\u021bi oameni ar trebui s\u0103 coexiste. Probabil aceast\u0103 mizerie \u00eei leag\u0103 pe to\u021bi studen\u021bii, aceast\u0103 coexisten\u021b\u0103 abject\u0103 \u00een mizerie \u0219i promiscuitate le confer\u0103 un fel de miros specific, titlul de trib, apartenen\u021ba la turm\u0103. Chiar acest stigmat al locului \u00een care e condamnat s\u0103 existe, \u00eei confer\u0103 studentului identitatea: \u2013 \u201eDe unde e\u0219ti? Din Complex\u201d \u2013 E un exemplu.<\/p>\n

Exist\u0103 o diferen\u021b\u0103 mare \u00eentre c\u0103minele de b\u0103ie\u021bi, \u0219i cele de fete. \u00cen cele de b\u0103ie\u021bi, nu mai exist\u0103 b\u0103nci, fumoare decente, oficii cu instala\u021biile \u00een regul\u0103. \u00cen unele locuri lipsesc chiar buc\u0103\u021bi din perete \u2013 constatare ce ne confirm\u0103 faptul c\u0103 masculii \u00ee\u0219i elibereaz\u0103 fizic frustrarea. Ca s\u0103 existe o banc\u0103, mas\u0103, sau ceva scaune \u00eentr-un loc comun al c\u0103minului de b\u0103ie\u021bi, ele trebuie s\u0103 treac\u0103 teste de anduran\u021b\u0103 care ar face s\u0103 crape de invidie vehicule militare! Dar \u0219i fetele nu se las\u0103 mai prejos, cel pu\u021bin la capitolul instala\u021bii sanitare. Efectiv, \u00een c\u00e2te c\u0103mine de fete am c\u0103lcat, nu am fost scutit de imaginea unei buzi \u00eenecate cu tampoane, de\u0219i pe u\u0219\u0103 WC-ului, at\u00e2t \u00een interior, c\u00e2t \u0219i exterior, era lipit un \u00eendemn pertinent, mare \u0219i la\u021b \u2013 \u201eNu arunca\u021bi tampoanele \u00een WC! Folosi\u021bi co\u0219ul de l\u00e2ng\u0103!\u201d\u00a0 Ce naiba trebuia s\u0103 scrie acolo pentru c\u0103 muierea s\u0103 se conformeze? \u201eTe implor?\u201d Sau ce?<\/p>\n

Apare scuza \u2013 \u0219i ceilal\u021bi fac la fel, de ce m-a\u0219 ocup\u0103 eu de \u00eentre\u021binerea cur\u0103\u021beniei? De ce s\u0103 m\u0103 conformez unei atitudini ecologiste c\u00e2nd ar\u0103t mai sexy f\u0103c\u00e2nd un gest reprobabil demn de filmele cu machos rebeli? \u201eCe tare sunt eu c\u00e2nd arunc \u021bigara aia fumat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la filtru\u2026 parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi \u0103la din Matrix<\/em> c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0219i pune ochelarii\u2026\u201d \u0219amd. \u0218i a\u0219a vor strica totul iar\u0103\u0219i. Aceast\u0103 e psihologia practic\u0103 a studentului. Ei bine, el se simte mai bine conform\u00e2ndu-se mersului turmei, deci de ce s\u0103-l condamn\u0103m? R\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103-l privim din exterior \u0219i s\u0103 d\u0103m cu am\u0103r\u0103ciune din cap. R\u0103m\u00e2ne omului normal s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un c\u0103min studen\u021besc, s\u0103-i suporte o clip\u0103 imaginea pitoreasc\u0103 plin\u0103 de culoare, \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe \u2013 \u201ealea \u00ees c\u0103mine, sau blocuri de \u021bigani?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Cronica arsonistului) de Lucian Mare\u0219 De multe ori apar studen\u021bii \u0219i critic\u0103 condi\u021biile insalubre din c\u0103minele studen\u021be\u0219ti. Se pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 sunt ne\u00eendrept\u0103\u021bi\u021bi, se sim\u021b \u00een\u0219ela\u021bi, mai ales cei ce dau prima oar\u0103 cu ochii de aceste scorburi populate. De ce arat\u0103 c\u0103minele studen\u021be\u0219ti ca un iad? \u00centotdeauna critic\u0103m administra\u021bia \u2013 nu fac cur\u0103\u021benie, nu se […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,1283,1273],"tags":[1120,1284,1274,317],"class_list":["post-11767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-cronica-arsonistului","category-egophobia-49-50","tag-articole","tag-cronica-arsonistului","tag-egophobia-49-50","tag-mares-lucian"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-33N","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11767"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13731,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11767\/revisions\/13731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}