{"id":1193,"date":"2009-08-25T20:34:56","date_gmt":"2009-08-25T18:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2009-08-25T20:34:56","modified_gmt":"2009-08-25T18:34:56","slug":"elegiile-cutitului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=1193","title":{"rendered":"Elegiile cu\u0163itului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=right>de Ormeny Francisc<\/p>\n<p>I <em> (so far, so good\u2026so what! \/ de veghe \u00een lanul de cu\u0163ite) <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Stau cu\u0163itele pe c\u00e2mp lic\u0103rind<br \/>\n\u015ei adast\u0103 \u00een iarb\u0103 ca \u0163iparii pe fundul apei<br \/>\n<em>&#8211;  pui mici de balauri a\u015ftept\u00e2nd cumin\u0163i, simpatic-nedumeri\u0163i, gugu\u015ftiuci cu ochi mari \u00eentreb\u0103tori:<\/em><br \/>\nCu\u0163itul carnivor  (zis \u201cDrujbistul\u201d\u2026pentru c\u0103 las\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 mult \u201crumegu\u015f\u201d) <!--more--><br \/>\nCu\u0163itul  omnivor  (zis \u201cO sut\u0103 unu Dalma\u0163ieni\u201d pentru c\u0103-i pl\u0103cea s\u0103 se dea la ficat \u015fi s\u0103 scoat\u0103 s\u00e2nge negru de acolo cu care \u00eei p\u0103ta pe to\u0163i dalmatieniz\u00e2ndu-i )<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul  erbivor (zis \u201cLa Vache qui ne rit pas\u201d\u2026jamais!)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul  pedofob  (zis \u201c\u015eapte mu\u015fte dintr-o lovitur\u0103\u201d)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul  necrofag  (zis \u201csanitarul P\u0103durii\u201d)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul restofob (zis \u015fi \u201cDeratizatorul\u201d)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul insomniac (poreclit de prieteni \u201cPaznicul\u201d)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul cristofil  (sau \u201cOmul de leg\u0103tur\u0103\u201d)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul perifrastic  (alintat cu \u201cFemeia e un b\u0103rbat \u015fi <em>jum\u0103tate<\/em>\u201d\u2026 \u00een sensul c\u0103 el f\u0103cea aprovizionarea femeilor cu aceste jum\u0103t\u0103\u0163i)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul ribozomic &#8211; cu rol \u00een biosinteza proteinelor \u015fi \u00een transmiterea caracterelor ereditare<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cirilor \u015fi Cu\u0163itul resentimentelor  (Tirbu\u015foanele de sf\u00e2rcuri sau \u201cPatul lui Procust\u201d)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul pilduitor  (zis \u201c\u00cenainte Merg\u0103torul\u201d)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul prietenos  (zis Satan)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntat \u00een tine\u2026\u015ei la urm\u0103 Eu-Cu\u0163itul \u00cendoliat<\/p>\n<p>Deasupra\u2026<br \/>\nMarele Alb, Airbus-ul<br \/>\nTrece \u00een noapte silen\u0163ios \u015fi viclean<br \/>\nUn pic clandestin<br \/>\nCa un Rechin Alb \u00eenot\u00e2nd rigid \u00eentr-un ocean de aer<br \/>\nCa un <em>robot-de-exterminare<\/em> semi-plat<br \/>\nSub forma de ozn de supraveghere<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen mintea mea zbur\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103<br \/>\nOroare, lips\u0103 de concentrare, bifurca\u0163ie<br \/>\n\u00cenlemnit<br \/>\n\u00cempietrit<br \/>\n\u00cencorsetat<br \/>\n\u00cencu\u0163itat<br \/>\nZv\u00e2cninddd!!!<br \/>\nMintea mea\u2026e bran\u015fat\u0103 la ma\u015fina extracorporal\u0103 care este cu\u0163itul<br \/>\nStr\u0103lucirea lamei sale revigoreaz\u0103 eul \u00een mod spectaculos<br \/>\n\u00cen prezen\u0163a cu\u0163itului, introspec\u0163ia dus\u0103 prea departe pare stupid\u0103<br \/>\nLuna reflectat\u0103 \u00een lam\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103tore\u015fte ca o m\u00e2ndr\u0103 corabie-dorin\u0163\u0103 pe o und\u0103 perfect dreapt\u0103 de o\u0163el<br \/>\nS\u00e2nge rece, rece r\u0103u de tot \u00eemi circul\u0103 prin vene<br \/>\nE frig la mine-n vene<br \/>\nDe parc\u0103-mi curge o\u0163el fluidizat cu ghea\u0163\u0103<br \/>\nUnii aprind focul frec\u00e2nd \u00eentre ele dou\u0103 pietre sau dou\u0103 lemne<br \/>\nEu am sa frec cu\u0163itul de os<br \/>\nEu am s\u0103 tai ad\u00e2nc, frontal \u015fi pe c\u00e2t posibil perpendicular pe plan<br \/>\nS\u0103 trec de piele \u015fi de carne  s\u0103 pot scrijeli  direct \u00een os,<br \/>\nCu cu\u0163itul la os,<br \/>\nCa s\u0103\u2026te \u00eenc\u0103lzesc, desigur!<br \/>\n\u2026Iubito, sunt eu la u\u015fa \u00eenghe\u0163at\u00e3&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>II  <em>(The medium is the message) <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dar acum nu te mai pot \u00een\u0163elege ce spui<br \/>\nAcum cu cu\u0163itul \u00eemi construiesc grila de lectur\u0103 a fenomenelor<br \/>\nDoar cu el mai pot prelua realitatea \u00een termeni preci\u015fi<br \/>\nDoar cu el mai pot \u00eenainta opera\u0163ional c\u0103tre un scop<br \/>\nNu te pot \u00een\u0163elege, pentru ca-\u0163i vorbesti vorbind-mi \u00eentr-o limba moart\u0103<br \/>\nDeja dep\u0103\u015fit\u0103 pentru mine, cum e Latina\u2026<br \/>\nDar pot s\u0103-\u0163i despic limba de lemn cu cu\u0163itul, dac\u0103 vrei\u2026ca eu s\u0103 vreau.<\/p>\n<p>Mai \u0163ii minte\u2026?<br \/>\nZiua citeam pasionat cotidianul, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd \u015firet cu ochiul la tine<br \/>\nPe \u201csub musta\u0163\u0103\u201d, monopat, c\u00e2nd \u015ftiam c\u0103 nu m\u0103 vezi<br \/>\nDe undeva din spatele con\u015ftiin\u0163ei, Cu\u0163itul \u00eemi f\u0103cea cu ochiul<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul se strecura ca un <em>asasin<\/em> \u00eentre respiratii\u2026<br \/>\nAcest <em>As al Sin<\/em>-ului \u00eemi d\u0103dea m\u00e2r\u015fav t\u00e2rcoale<br \/>\nDesf\u0103ceam pagina ziarului \u015fi tu-\u0163i desf\u0103ceai sincron picioarele ca Sharon Stone \u00een <em>basic instinct<\/em><br \/>\n\u015ei de aici, ca un \u201cdefect profesional\u201d, a rezultat pasiunea noastr\u0103 diabolic\u0103 de a \u201cdesface\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o noapte ne-am \u015fi desf\u0103cut de altfel  cu tandrete sufletele unul celuilalt&#8230;\u015fi intestinele<br \/>\nDesenam, sau mai bine zis cic\u0103leam unul prin cel\u0103lalt modele complicate de ieder\u0103 cu cu\u0163itul<br \/>\nBrodam aten\u0163i liniile de for\u0163\u0103 ale colapsului nostru \u015fi harta \u00eentortocheat\u0103 a cerului platonic al ideilor.<br \/>\nRecuperam realitatea \u00eentr-o reprezentare intern\u0103<br \/>\nSmoal\u0103 curgea din noi\u2026nu s\u00e2nge.<br \/>\nJUR C\u0102 SMOAL\u0102!<br \/>\nM-am speriat ca dracu de tare<br \/>\n\u015ei l-am sc\u0103pat din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een p\u0103turile tale v\u0103lurite de carne sucu<em>lent\u0103<\/em><br \/>\nCe asemeni unor nisipuri mi\u015fc\u0103toare \u00eenglobau mo\u015fmolind<br \/>\nTotul \u00eentre pl\u0103cile lor pulpate &#8211; ni\u015fte TRAPE vii&#8230;pulsatile!, foarte posesive<br \/>\n\u015ei dus a fost. pe \u015foseua de fistic a unei \u00eenghe\u0163ate foarte matinale\u2026<br \/>\ndus prin algele tale reziduale; \u00een m\u00e2lul reav\u0103n de bitum fierbinte ce \u0163i l-am r\u0103scolit tocmai de pe fundul negru al sufletului<br \/>\nIar tu, ca s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2i mai prejos,<br \/>\nTe-ai c\u0103scat \u015fi \u00een c\u0103scatul acela te-ai sc\u0103pat toat\u0103 \u00een mine.<\/p>\n<p>De atunci, jur,<br \/>\nVorbe\u015fte cu\u0163itul din tine, prin mine\u00a0:<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul \u2013 Singura Constela\u0163ie Semnificant\u0103<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul-  Sin<em>Gurul<\/em> nucleu din prezentul viu al eului<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul- Sensul gramatical al aparen\u0163ei cu preten\u0163ie de vis coerent<br \/>\n\u2026un indice al plasticit\u0103\u0163ii naturii umane, pentru c\u0103 el creaz\u0103 spa\u0163iu pentru idea ce s\u0103l\u0103\u015fluie\u015fte \u00een tine<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei curge cultura din tine prin mine ca s\u00e2ngele\u2026<\/p>\n<p>III  <em>(open the gates of perception) <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tu \u00eemi spuneai<br \/>\n\u201cTo\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt ni\u015fte porci\u201d<br \/>\nEu \u00ee\u0163i spuneam:<br \/>\n\u201cTrebuie s\u0103 prive\u015fti porcul \u00een ochi<br \/>\n  \u00een timp ce-i m\u0103n\u00e2nci carnea.\u201d<br \/>\n\u015ei reorientam maniacal platoul cu capul t\u0103iat al porcului \u00eenapoi \u00eenspre tine<br \/>\nS\u0103-i vezi mai plenar fa\u0163a.<\/p>\n<p>Ai z\u00e2mbit cu un ricus \u00eenalt, lung \u015fi idiot c\u00e2t un cu\u0163it<br \/>\n\u015ei ai spus\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Ma\u00a0plictisex\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n\u0162i-au ap\u0103rut instantaneu pistrui de iritabilitate<br \/>\nPRECUM FACE CUTITUL RUGIN\u0102.<br \/>\nRugina fiind indispozi\u0163ia granular\u0103 a cu\u0163itului<\/p>\n<p>Deveneai din ce \u00een ce mai palid\u0103 a\u015fa c\u0103 m-am speriat<br \/>\n\u015ei \u0163i-am jumulit repede obrajii cu cu\u0163itul<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 mai aduc pu\u0163in\u0103 culoare \u00een ei<br \/>\nCam cum m\u0103 chinuiau pe mine babele c\u00e2nd eram mic<br \/>\nTr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de obraji c\u0103 se distreze \u00eentre ele<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u0163i-am spus\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Ai grij\u0103 c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut iar urticare cu proast\u0103 dispozi\u0163ie,\u2026nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi\u2026<br \/>\nAi f\u0103cut nevroz\u0103 hipotalamic\u0103 \u015fi ti-a ie\u015fit pe piele un soi de \u201calergie\u201d ciudat\u0103:<br \/>\nEczeme sub form\u0103 de zim\u0163i de cu\u0163it sau de cheie.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Pe obrajii descarna\u0163i  noaptea-\u0163i sc\u0103mo\u015fa \u00eencet \u015fi cu un diabolism tacticos gripa de voie bun\u0103<br \/>\n\u00centr-o ultim\u0103 de sub roua nim\u0103nui oribil\u0103 cunun\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 mai \u00eencercai s\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u015fti cu ochii sco\u015fi din orbite de spaim\u0103<br \/>\nNoi doi \u00eens\u0103 \u015ftim prea bine adev\u0103rul<br \/>\n\u015ei \u015ftim ce frumos \u015fi talismanic \u00eencap dou\u0103 z\u00e2mbete \u00eentr-un prezervativ<\/p>\n<p>De unde venea totu\u015fi acest z\u00e2mbet?<br \/>\nCu siguran\u0163\u0103 de undeva din subteran, de dedesubt<br \/>\n\u015ei de atunci nu mi-am mai dorit dec\u00e2t s\u0103-l dezgrop din tine<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg ce este de fapt acea gur\u0103 de paia\u0163\u0103 cusut\u0103 sub forma unui z\u00e2mbet<br \/>\nEventual s\u0103-l fac apoi s\u0103 ia forma suav-emotiv\u0103 a gambelor tale a c\u0103ror palpit<br \/>\nm-a fascinat peste puterile mele de rezisten\u0163\u0103 la idealizare, nostalgie \u015fi poft\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Zim\u0163ii fac cheia s\u0103 arate ca un cu\u0163it de v\u00e2n\u0103toare \u00een miniatur\u0103<br \/>\nFa\u0163a ta avea z\u00e2mbetul binevoitoro- familiar al broa\u015ftei\u2026<br \/>\nZ\u00e2mbetul era acolo \u00eempachetat ca un cadou ce se vrea desf\u0103cut<br \/>\ncu respira\u0163ia t\u0103iat\u0103 de emo\u0163ie<br \/>\nAm b\u0103gat cheia \u00een broasc\u0103 \u015fi am \u00eenv\u00e2rtit-o:<br \/>\n<em>S-a deschis u\u015fa interzis\u0103<\/em><br \/>\n\u015ei direct din ea a \u0163\u00e2\u015fnit \u00eenspre noi un miracol:<br \/>\n&#8211; am sim\u0163it simultan \u00een gur\u0103 acela\u015fi vechi \u015fi inconfundabil gust de prezervativ<\/p>\n<p>Porcul ne privea deja pe am\u00e2ndoi finalmente satisf\u0103cut \u015fi el<br \/>\nCu un larg \u015fi acum descusut z\u00e2mbet de paia\u0163\u0103<br \/>\n\u00centr-o colec\u0163ie de din\u0163i p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163o\u015fi, maronii, hido\u015fi \u015fi mari c\u00e2t ai lui Goliath <\/p>\n<p>IV  <em>(Sex) <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Citeam poezii de Oana C\u0103t\u0103lina Ninu.:<br \/>\n\u201e\u00een fiecare sear\u0103 \u00een somn rup simetric cear\u015faful sunt\/ femeia-foarfec\u0103 m\u0103 bag goal\u0103 \u00een plapum\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep studiile de estetic\u0103\u201d<br \/>\nSomnul ra\u0163iunii na\u015fte cu\u0163ite<br \/>\nCu\u0163itele nasc \u015fi ele somnul ra\u0163iunii  (prin treminale virginale)<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul te-ademenea cu \u015foapte dulci prin somn<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul care-mi st\u0103tea \u00een g\u00e2t c\u00e2nd \u00eencercam s\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u0103 te iubesc<br \/>\nFoarfeca &#8211; dou\u0103 cu\u0163ite lesbiene cu inel de logodn\u0103 la cap\u0103t<br \/>\nCe-\u015fi freac\u0103 obscen, pe diagonal\u0103, vulvele<br \/>\nCu\u0163it eu<br \/>\nFoarfec\u0103 tu<br \/>\n\u015ei, \u00eencet, cu\u0163itele se suprapun\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V   <em>(Cuptor)<br \/>\n-dintre Cele trei camere ale unei femei azi se intr\u0103 \u00een camera cu juc\u0103rii \u015fi, f\u0103r\u0103 discu\u0163ii, se taie capul tuturor p\u0103pu\u015filor-<\/em><\/p>\n<p>E cald ca \u00eentr-un cuptor \u00een camera ta cu juc\u0103rii<br \/>\nCamera de oaspe\u0163i e \u015fi ea inundat\u0103 ca o mla\u015ftin\u0103 fleo\u015fc\u0103it\u0103<br \/>\nIar camera cu surprize pute nasol\u2026\u00a0<br \/>\nAdu iubito corbul pus la descompus \u00een punga de sub frigider<br \/>\nAcum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni<br \/>\nS\u0103 \u00eenec\u0103m toate aceste mirosuri \u00een acel imperial atotputernic<br \/>\nS\u0103 tragem din ea cu pofta aurolacului<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne euforiz\u0103m \u015fi s\u0103 ne r\u0103corim \u00een viteze ce ating nemi\u015fcarea<br \/>\nSa tragem ad\u00e2nc \u00een piept duhoarea mor\u0163ii<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 la fundul sufletului-sac<br \/>\nCu moartea pe moarte c\u0103 (l) c\u00e2nd<br \/>\nDar! Stai! Ce dumnezeu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 aici?<br \/>\n\u0102sta nu-i miros de corb!<br \/>\n\u0102sta-i miros\u2026de\u2026<br \/>\nMiros de s\u00e2n proasp\u0103t t\u0103iat\u00a0!!!<br \/>\nOh Doamne!!!<\/p>\n<p>Miroase a cu\u0163it \u00een ora\u015f iubito<br \/>\nE epidemie de moarte<br \/>\n\u015ei azi fluturi de noapte \u0163i se scutur\u0103 din priviri<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd \u00eemi dai un butterfly-kiss cu genele tale recesive<br \/>\nChiar n-ai observat?<br \/>\nGenele tale s-au umflat ca ni\u015fte polipi de carne,<br \/>\nGenele tale &#8211; un evantai de bicep\u015fi de-ai mei<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 m\u00e2na asta de criminal posed\u0103 <em>degete<\/em> pentru <em>nuances<\/em><br \/>\nDe aia \u0163i-au crescut bicepsi \u00een gene, de aia!<br \/>\nMiroase ur\u00e2t,  a cu\u0163it \u00een ora\u015f iubito<br \/>\n\u015ei azi chiar s\u00e2nul t\u0103u e mai t\u0103iat  (\u00een relief) <\/p>\n<p>VI  <em>(SALAM DE CREIERI \u015fi ICRE DE \u00ceNGERI)<br \/>\n-sau ce-a mai r\u0103mas din Dialogul \u00eentre \u015etiin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi Religie-<\/em><\/p>\n<p>                                                   \u201e\u2026 c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu ce fac.\u201d  (Luca, 23, 34) <\/p>\n<p>Pl\u0103cerea formelor moi ale unei femei<br \/>\nE un adev\u0103r empiric condi\u0163ionat de prealabile conceptuale.<br \/>\nPulsiunile noastre sunt doar valori ale variabilelor acestor \u201cst\u0103ri\u201dconceptuale cu concretiz\u0103ri fondatoare<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Adev\u0103r sau provocare\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb sau, altfel spus,<br \/>\nS\u0103-\u0163i fac sau nu o Anestezie cu Sinergie?<br \/>\nCa orice doctor adev\u0103rat, mi-am \u00eenceput meseria prin a-mi fi primul meu pacient.<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul viclean m\u0103 p\u00e2ndea prin vise corozive, pu\u0163ine \u015fi rare \u015fi a\u015fa \u2026<br \/>\nCum v\u00e2neaz\u0103 \u015ftiuca puii de ra\u0163\u0103 de pe sub ierburile acvatice \u00eenalte<br \/>\nDa\u2026eu \u015fi cu studen\u0163ii de la medicin\u0103 vroiam s\u0103 \u015ftim<br \/>\nVroiam s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m dedesubt, sub piele, sub carne, s\u0103 vedem  ce-i \u00een\u0103untru<br \/>\nS\u0102 VEDEM! S\u0102 \u015eTIM! \u015eTIIN\u0162\u0102! ART\u0102! TOTUL!,dac\u0103 se poate\u2026<br \/>\n<em>A\u015fa am \u015fi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at de altfel s\u0103 iubesc femeia,<br \/>\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd din ce-i f\u0103cut\u0103,<br \/>\nUitindu-m\u0103 \u00een sufletul de fiar\u0103 al robotului<\/em><br \/>\n\u00cen sufletul lui de fier, formol \u015fi vaselin\u0103<br \/>\nProfil al cunoa\u015fterii, Schimbare de status a dorin\u0163ei, Cultivarea de c\u0103tre \u015etiin\u0163\u0103 \u00een om a disponibilit\u0103\u0163ii la desubiectivizare \u2013 \u00eencercam din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103 credem \u00een toate acestea<br \/>\nDe fapt, adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 vroiam s\u0103 ajungem \u00een Rai.<br \/>\nDe aceea petreceam at\u00e2t de mult timp \u00een morga \u00eembietoare \u015fi r\u0103coroas\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei apoi \u00een camera frigorific\u0103 \u00a0:<br \/>\n\u00cencercam s\u0103 mim\u0103m Raiul<br \/>\n\u00cen Iad e carne\u2026dar e v\u0103rsat\u0103 pe jos, ca o gur\u0103 de canal proasp\u0103t deversat\u0103:<br \/>\nacolo e totul fetid, r\u00e2nced, copt\u2026<br \/>\no cloac\u0103 \u00eempu\u0163it\u0103 cu carne servit\u0103 la troac\u0103\u2026ca la mocirl\u0103<br \/>\nDracu \u015ftie ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci acolo\u2026sau, poate, CE te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103!!!\u2026\u015fi pe unde te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103<br \/>\ncarne alterat\u0103, infestat\u0103, putrezit\u0103, muceg\u0103it\u0103<br \/>\nla c\u0103ldura aia nu se p\u0103streaz\u0103 nimic \u00een stare decent\u0103, nu rezist\u0103 nimeni: acolo cum ai murit, cum te-ai \u015fi \u00eempu\u0163it pe loc<br \/>\nDar \u00een Rai, \u00een \u00ab\u00a0Lada Frigorific\u0103\u00a0\u00bb e cu totul altceva<br \/>\nAici- carne roz, carne proasp\u0103t\u0103, carne fraged\u0103<br \/>\nP\u0103strat\u0103 la rece \u015fi atent preparat\u0103 ca s\u0103 i se \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u0163easc\u0103 constant gustul<br \/>\nCarne tandr\u0103 diafan t\u0103iat\u0103 \u00een felii sub\u0163iri \u015fi delicate<br \/>\nAici g\u0103se\u015fti suflete la conserv\u0103 \u015fi salam de creieri<br \/>\nAici \u00cengerii depun <em>icre<\/em>  (negre ca larvele de viespii )<br \/>\nAici cu\u0163itul nu taie ci  (\u00ee\u0163i)  g\u0103te\u015fte<\/p>\n<p>Pentru o Anestezie cu Sinergie te-am dus \u00een M\u0103cel\u0103rie<br \/>\nNU o plimbare prin cimitir \u00ee\u0163i red\u0103 <em>sensul vie\u0163ii,<\/em><br \/>\n ci o plimbare prin m\u0103celarie\u00a0:<br \/>\nCarnea proasp\u0103t tran\u015fat\u0103 revigoreaz\u0103 atmosfera\u2026<br \/>\nMai e \u015fi briza pl\u0103cut\u0103 de la Congelator \u2013 Acest Cabinet al Umbrelor<br \/>\n\u00cen m\u0103cel\u0103rie, adic\u0103 \u00een tribunalul experien\u0163elor<br \/>\nPo\u0163i s\u0103 dai cu cu\u0163itul \u00een carne  c\u00e2t vrei \u015fi ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 o s\u0103 curg\u0103 \u015fi s\u00e2nge<br \/>\nDar s\u00e2nge rece, de carne p\u0103strat\u0103 cu grij\u0103 la r\u0103coare ,<br \/>\nE mai bine a\u015fa, s\u00e2ngele cald \u00eei fetid, lipicios \u015fi sc\u00e2rbos,<br \/>\nS\u00e2ngele rece e revigorant<br \/>\n\u015ei \u00een via\u0163\u0103 \u201dtrebuie s\u0103 ai s\u00e2nge rece\u201d ca s\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fti.<br \/>\n\u015ei trebuie s\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fti ca s\u0103 ajungi \u00een Rai<br \/>\nS\u00e2ngele cald e bolnav, gros ca laptele, \u00eenchis la culoare,<br \/>\nS\u00e2ngele rece e sprin\u0163ar, iute, ro\u015fu-deschis la culoare \u015fi proasp\u0103t ca un izvor de munte,.<br \/>\nOmul trebuie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een Rai, unde e carnea rece.<br \/>\nDar de aceea \u00een Rai nu sunt admi\u015fi decit oamenii cu s\u00e2nge rece <\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa g\u00e2ndeam pe atunci\u2026<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd  \u00eenc\u0103 mai eram un Candidat la o Fiin\u0163\u0103 Uman\u0103<br \/>\n<em>Dar, am \u00eenva\u0163at s\u0103 iubesc femeia,<br \/>\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd din ce-i f\u0103cut\u0103,<br \/>\nUit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u00een sufletul de fiar\u0103 al robotului<\/em><br \/>\n\u2026c\u0103ci uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een cel de carne \u015fi de m\u0103tase n-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at nimic, ba dimpotriv\u0103!<br \/>\nDar a fost prea mult, totu\u015fi\u2026zi de zi nopte de noapte, prea mult\u2026<br \/>\nAcela\u015fi lucru mecanic metalic, nemuritor \u015fi rece \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor<br \/>\n\u015ei robo\u0163ii aveau s\u00e2nge rece \u015fi eu aveam s\u00e2nge rece c\u0103-i t\u0103iam<br \/>\n\u015ei nu m\u0103 puteam \u00eenc\u0103lzi nicicum\u2026\u015fi formolul era rece si pielea mortului inghetata si flasca<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00cen fine\u2026 Sunt pu\u0163in jenat dar u\u015for melacolic  c\u00e2nd spun c\u0103 ce f\u0103ceam acolo erau<br \/>\nBarbarii civilizate\u00a0:<br \/>\nSimbolizari identitare conflictogene si alte prostii din astea de aristyocrati cu \u015ftouri \u00een cap<br \/>\nCu figuri \u015fi Cu excentruisme intortocheata<br \/>\nCe au modernizat patriarhatul in forma paternalismului<br \/>\nCe au inmuiat eroicul in cavaleresc<br \/>\n\u015eiu apoi au  mizat totul pe cadavremotiv pentru c are au trebuit s\u0103 omoare totul<br \/>\n\u015ei s\u0103-\u015fi continue juca ruleta aburd\u0103<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nAjunsesem \u00een a\u015fa hal c\u0103 numai ce puneam indexul pe m\u00e2nerul bisturiului<br \/>\nC\u0103 un fior m\u0103 \u015fi traversa de s\u0103-mi \u00eenghe\u0163e creierul<br \/>\n\u2026cel mai crunt curent electric pe care l-am sim\u0163it vreodat\u0103 \u00een mine<\/p>\n<p>Din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 am stat prea mult la morga<br \/>\n\u00cencet dar sigur mi-a intrat \u015fi mie cu\u0163itul la menopauz\u0103<br \/>\nC\u0103 din \u0103ia curge bil\u0103, formol \u015fi altele dar niciodat\u0103 s\u00e2nge!!!<br \/>\nZici c\u0103-s ni\u015fte broa\u015fte verzi puse \u00een borcanul cu mur\u0103turi \u015fi umplute cu alge-n o\u0163et<\/p>\n<p>Cu\u0163itul la menopauz\u0103: cu\u0163itul care nu mai scoate s\u00e2nge<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul care nu mai taie \u015fi cu\u0163itul care nu mai r\u00e2de<br \/>\nCu\u0163itului menopauzic \u00eei e sete, o sete groas\u0103 de femeie nesatisf\u0103cut\u0103.<br \/>\nCu\u0163itul\u00a0:<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0\u015ei acum ce ai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 faci?<br \/>\nN- ai vrea  s\u0103-mi dai de b\u0103ut din tine? \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Nu cu\u0163itul ci de fapt o <em>icr\u0103<\/em> \u00eemi vorbea de jos obraznic\u0103<br \/>\nIar eu eram salamul cel mare, gros \u015fi bleg ca un rechin-balen\u0103<br \/>\nM-am sim\u0163it pe loc ca \u00eentr-o parodie grotesc\u0103 dup\u0103 Alien\u00a0:<br \/>\nLui Sigourney Weaver,<br \/>\n\u00cen loc s\u0103-i ias\u0103 monstrul din abdomen &#8211; i-a ie\u015fit o pul\u0103 mare, groas\u0103 \u015fi bleag\u0103  pe gur\u0103<\/p>\n<p>VII    <em>(USA)<br \/>\n&#8211; manifested destiny &#8211;<\/em><br \/>\n                                                                                  \u2026\u00een amintirea lui Teo Peter<\/p>\n<p>I<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd, finalmente lin\u015fat la intersec\u0163iile tale<br \/>\nVii c\u0103l\u0103tor pribeg pe P\u0103m\u00e2ntul F\u0103g\u0103duin\u0163ei<br \/>\nAtunci te primim cu bra\u0163ele deschise larg c\u00e2t cuprinde c\u0103ci<br \/>\nLa noi sunt codri ro\u015fii de tampoane\/ \u015ei c\u00e2mpuri de melas\u0103;\/ La noi at\u00e2\u0163ia looseri sunt,\/ \u015ei-at\u00e2ta jeg sub mas\u0103.\/ Avortoni din alte \u0163\u0103ri\/ Vin Declaratia de Independen\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 ne-o asculte;\/ La noi sunt c\u00e2ntece \u015fi flori\/ \u015ei cioburi multe, multe&#8230;<br \/>\nLa noi, \u00een \u0162ara Pro\u015ftilor R\u0103sare<br \/>\nFacem din asiatici gr\u0103tare<\/p>\n<p>Am devenit ca na\u0163iune Vindec\u0103torul religios  perfid \u015fi cinic<br \/>\nCare-\u015fi proiecteaz\u0103 sl\u0103biciunea \u00een al\u0163ii<br \/>\n\u015ei apoi se pune \u00een slujba lor<br \/>\nPentru a-\u015fi spori propria putere<br \/>\nC\u0103ci Scolastica se ascunde ca o prejudecat\u0103 neclarificat\u0103<br \/>\n\u00cen chiar voin\u0163a ferm\u0103 a noastr\u0103 pentru lipsa radical\u0103 de prejudec\u0103\u0163i<\/p>\n<p>Noi ne-am n\u0103scut \u00een Crematoriu<br \/>\nLumea e marele notru creamatoriu, creuzetul, melting-pot &#8211; ul,<br \/>\nFocul pasiunii noastre arde cu napalm<br \/>\nCe \u00een zori miroase zefiric, ca aburii vr\u0103ji\u0163i ai cafelei<br \/>\nTot din crematoriu am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 avem succes la femei<br \/>\nCu atrac\u0163ia viermelui la carne<br \/>\nTop Gun, Beverly Hills, Melrose Place sunt marele nostru muzeu-hologram\u0103 de art\u0103<br \/>\n\u015eutat de pe un continent pe altul de racheta antisovietic\u0103<br \/>\nRacordat\u0103 de Andre Agasi la marele gard mondial de s\u00e2rm\u0103 ghimpat\u0103 virtual\u0103<br \/>\n\u2026la marea plas\u0103 de p\u0103ianjen\u2026<\/p>\n<p>II<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu vii tu la noi, stai lini\u015ftit c\u0103 venim noi la tine<br \/>\nDac\u0103 tu nu ne vrei noi te vrem pentru c\u0103-\u0163i VREM BINELE\u00a0:<br \/>\nAdic\u0103 vrem s\u0103 \u0163i-l l\u0103um!<\/p>\n<p>America are un mare cuantum de destoinicie<br \/>\n\u015ei-\u015fi permite s\u0103 fac\u0103 risip\u0103 de tezaurul de for\u0163\u0103 acumulat<br \/>\nPentru s\u00e2ngele v\u0103rsat exist\u0103 motive, temeiuri niciodat\u0103<br \/>\nDar pe noi ne intereseaz\u0103 \u015fi ne-au interesat motivele,<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i de toate suntem oameni motivati, pragmatici<br \/>\nNimic f\u0103r\u0103 oameni de ac\u0163iune ca noi\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Noi \u015ftim c\u0103  Excesul de adrenalin\u0103 mut\u0103 con\u015ftiin\u0163a pe o alt\u0103 frecven\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\n\u015ei de aceea avem un ritual special de botez\u00a0:<br \/>\n\u00ee\u0163i lipim o g\u0103leat\u0103 de piept<br \/>\n\u00een ea, anterior magicianul a introdus un cuplu inedit\u00a0\u2013un \u015foarece \u015fi un \u015fobolan<br \/>\n\u00eenro\u015fim bine fundul g\u0103le\u0163ii cu aparatul de sudur\u0103 ca s\u0103-i speriem<br \/>\n\u015fi organiz\u0103m pariuri despre care va reu\u015fi s\u0103 treac\u0103 primul de cealalt\u0103 parte, direct prin tine <\/p>\n<p>Apoi, ca s\u0103 ne mai distr\u0103m un pic, a\u015fa pe final \u015fi de adio<br \/>\nTe str\u00e2ngem de coaie p\u00e2n\u0103 te caci pe urechi,<br \/>\n\u015ei bem \u015fampanie cu prietenii de pe buca ta, astfel curat\u0103,<br \/>\nCum al\u0163ii o sorb de pe gamba unui fotomodel<\/p>\n<p>Aici Imperiul Necesit\u0103\u0163ii cere s\u00e2nge:<br \/>\n\u015ei Noi te vom t\u0103ia at\u00e2t de ad\u00e2nc<br \/>\nC\u0103 vei sim\u0163i gust de metal \u00een gur\u0103<br \/>\nIar t\u0103ietura \u00ee\u0163i va pu\u0163i a fant\u0103 de bancomat.<br \/>\nAi cu\u0163it, ai parte!<\/p>\n<p>Aici, ca la ciandala, \u2013 \u00ab\u00a0legea cu\u0163itului\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nstabilind t\u0103ierea \u00eemprejur la copii de sex masculin,<br \/>\n\u00eendep\u0103rtarea labiilor mici la cei de sex feminin.<br \/>\n\u015fi reata\u015farea p\u0103r\u0163ilor astfel amputate pe creier<br \/>\nastfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se poat\u0103 g\u00e2ndi direct cu ele<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 te tai? S\u0103 nu te tai? Aceasta este \u00eentrebarea!<\/p>\n<p>Ce-i?<br \/>\nTi s-a taiat filmul<br \/>\nP\u0103i caut\u0103 \u00een buzunar poate g\u0103se\u015fti o bancnot\u0103 de 100 de dolari<br \/>\nS\u0103-\u0163i iei o curv\u0103 din ei<br \/>\nDa, da\u2026sigur ! Am g\u0103sit. Yes Sir!<br \/>\n<em>In knife we trust<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Ormeny Francisc I (so far, so good\u2026so what! \/ de veghe \u00een lanul de cu\u0163ite) Stau cu\u0163itele pe c\u00e2mp lic\u0103rind \u015ei adast\u0103 \u00een iarb\u0103 ca \u0163iparii pe fundul apei &#8211; pui mici de balauri a\u015ftept\u00e2nd cumin\u0163i, simpatic-nedumeri\u0163i, gugu\u015ftiuci cu ochi mari \u00eentreb\u0103tori: Cu\u0163itul carnivor (zis \u201cDrujbistul\u201d\u2026pentru c\u0103 las\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 mult \u201crumegu\u015f\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[315,13],"tags":[1132,130,1114],"class_list":["post-1193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-23","category-poezie","tag-egophobia-23","tag-ormeny-francisc-norbert","tag-poezie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-jf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1252,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions\/1252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}