{"id":12089,"date":"2018-03-12T07:04:13","date_gmt":"2018-03-12T05:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12089"},"modified":"2018-03-04T22:06:23","modified_gmt":"2018-03-04T20:06:23","slug":"vreau-copii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12089","title":{"rendered":"Vreau copii!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: green;\">(jidovul r\u0103t\u0103citor)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de Paul Belce<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De unde \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde insisten\u021ba tipilor pe care abia i-ai cunoscut \u0219i care \u00ee\u021bi declar\u0103 subit: Vreau X copii cu tine! Vreau s\u0103 fii mama copiilor mei! Hey man, ce vezi la mine, ar\u0103t eu ca prototipul mamei perfecte? Mi-au crescut s\u00e2nii \u0219i mi s-au l\u0103\u021bit \u0219oldurile iar eu nu \u0219tiam? \u00cen primul r\u0103nd, dovede\u0219te-mi c\u0103 po\u021bi fi un partener solid pentru mine, \u0219i abia apoi trecem la c\u00e2te progenituri \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti. <!--more--><br \/>\nFaza nostim\u0103 e c\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 pui botul la vr\u0103jeli din astea, mai bine spuneau c\u0103 s-ar culca cu tine, ar fi mai firesc, dar nu: \u00eencep prin a-\u0219i dori copii. De la primele \u00eent\u00e2lniri. \u00cencepi \u0219i tu s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi faci planuri de viitor, s\u0103 investe\u0219ti emo\u021bional \u00een rela\u021bie, iar dac\u0103 alegi s\u0103 deschizi acela\u0219i subiect vei primi o alt\u0103 variant\u0103: Eu, copii? Nu \u00eemi doresc neap\u0103rat (sau nu neap\u0103rat cu tine). Ar fi fost o idee frumoas\u0103, dar mai las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, s\u0103 reflectez o vreme.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">G\u0103sesc aceea\u0219i stereotipie pe internet: un tip pe care nu l-ai v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 (\u0219i pe care cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi vei dori s\u0103 \u00eel vezi) \u00ee\u021bi spune c\u0103 te-a \u00eenchipuit drept mama copiilor lui, a\u0219a de bine v\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi. S\u0103 mor io. Viitorul sun\u0103 bine, voi ajunge s\u0103 fac copii prin cablu ISDN, sau s\u0103 \u00eei trimit un ovul \u0219i el s\u0103 completeze cu ceea ce are. \u00cemi vine \u00een minte metafora aia cu somonii care urc\u0103 \u00een amonte m\u00e2na\u021bi de instinct, dar serios man, ob\u021bii beneficii mai rapide c\u0103ut\u00e2nd porn, nu copii. Te mir\u0103 cum de se mai reproduc indivizii \u0103\u0219tia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(jidovul r\u0103t\u0103citor) de Paul Belce De unde \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 unde insisten\u021ba tipilor pe care abia i-ai cunoscut \u0219i care \u00ee\u021bi declar\u0103 subit: Vreau X copii cu tine! Vreau s\u0103 fii mama copiilor mei! Hey man, ce vezi la mine, ar\u0103t eu ca prototipul mamei perfecte? Mi-au crescut s\u00e2nii \u0219i mi s-au l\u0103\u021bit \u0219oldurile iar eu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,1307,75],"tags":[1120,1308,1122,76],"class_list":["post-12089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-egophobia-53","category-jidovul-ratacitor","tag-articole","tag-egophobia-53","tag-jidovul-ratacitor","tag-paul-belce"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-38Z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12089"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12097,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12089\/revisions\/12097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}