{"id":12159,"date":"2018-05-04T07:58:15","date_gmt":"2018-05-04T05:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12159"},"modified":"2018-05-02T19:59:47","modified_gmt":"2018-05-02T17:59:47","slug":"0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12159","title":{"rendered":"0 %"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de C\u0103lin Torsan<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pe o strad\u0103 oarecare din Bucure\u0219ti a ap\u0103rut \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi un cub f\u0103cut din sticl\u0103. Era mare \u0219i \u00eencurca circula\u021bia, astfel c\u0103 Prim\u0103ria a decis s\u0103-l vopseasc\u0103 imediat cu albastru deschis. F\u0103r\u0103 discu\u021bii! M\u0103car a\u0219a nu se mai vedea totul prin el. Totu\u0219i, la televizor s-a zis c\u0103 mai potrivit\u0103 ar fi fost o nuan\u021b\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103. O vr\u0103jitoare din comunitatea rromilor s-a f\u0103cut \u0219i ea auzit\u0103 \u00een acele zile, tot insist\u00e2nd\u00a0pe culoarea ro\u0219ie. Cic\u0103 ar fi adus noroc \u00een dragoste. \u00cen schimb, domnul Lefter B\u0103nu\u021b, fostul ministru\u00a0al economiei, a adus argumentele \u0219tiin\u021bifice \u00een favoarea bejului, despre care Occidentul demostrase deja c\u0103 vindea ca la balamuc. \u00centr-un discurs agramat, dar plin de emo\u021bie, c\u0103pitanul echipei na\u021bionale de fotbal a propus \u201edec\u00e2t ca p\u0103tratu\u2019 respectiv s\u0103 se dea cu vopseaua la culorile b\u0103e\u021bilor. Gen.\u201d.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eficien\u021ba Prim\u0103riei s-a dovedit ca \u00eentotdeauna un mare zero barat, fiind surd\u0103 la vocile at\u00e2tor cet\u0103\u021beni competen\u021bi. A\u0219a se face c\u0103 monstruozitatea geometric\u0103 a r\u0103mas pe mai departe cu pere\u021bii bleu. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd\u00a0marele\u00a0cutremur \u2013 despre care se tot flec\u0103rise \u00een pres\u0103 \u2013 a f\u0103cut-o \u021b\u0103nd\u0103ri, transform\u00e2nd-o \u00eentr-o gr\u0103mad\u0103 inutil\u0103 de cioburi. Fiecare dintre acele mii de h\u00e2rburi reflecta miniatural ora\u0219ul agitat,\u00a0\u00eencins la br\u00e2u cu panglica de ap\u0103 a D\u00e2mbovi\u021bei. Albastr\u0103 \u0219i ea, f\u0103r\u0103 alcool.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de C\u0103lin Torsan Pe o strad\u0103 oarecare din Bucure\u0219ti a ap\u0103rut \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi un cub f\u0103cut din sticl\u0103. Era mare \u0219i \u00eencurca circula\u021bia, astfel c\u0103 Prim\u0103ria a decis s\u0103-l vopseasc\u0103 imediat cu albastru deschis. F\u0103r\u0103 discu\u021bii! M\u0103car a\u0219a nu se mai vedea totul prin el. Totu\u0219i, la televizor s-a zis c\u0103 mai potrivit\u0103 ar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1322,15],"tags":[1323,1324,1115],"class_list":["post-12159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-54","category-proza","tag-calin-torsan","tag-egophobia-54","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DakB-0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12160,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12159\/revisions\/12160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}