{"id":12345,"date":"2018-09-15T10:34:34","date_gmt":"2018-09-15T08:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12345"},"modified":"2018-09-18T12:53:42","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T10:53:42","slug":"poeme-de-tara-skurtu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12345","title":{"rendered":"poeme de Tara Skurtu"},"content":{"rendered":"

traducere de Tiberiu Neac\u0219u & Radu Vancu<\/p>\n

English version<\/a><\/p>\n

Ru\u0219ine<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Peste noapte, cineva a lipit un dildo roz str\u0103lucitor<\/p>\n

pe Fecioara Maria din fa\u021ba bisericii Sacred Heart.<\/p>\n

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E duminic\u0103. Prin geamul cafenelei privesc o femeie<\/p>\n

acoperindu-i ochii fiului ei \u015fi f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i cruce<\/p>\n

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c\u00e2nd trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 statuia cu bra\u021bele deschise,<\/p>\n

urc\u00e2nd sc\u0103rile. Cineva de la o mas\u0103 vecin\u0103 zice<\/p>\n

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E mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t atunci c\u00e2nd un c\u0103c\u0103nar din Hopkinton a furat<\/em><\/p>\n

un bebe Iisus din plastic chiar din iesle.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cemi aduc aminte de asta. O pancart\u0103 cu litere ro\u0219ii: Ru\u015fine s\u0103-\u021bi fie<\/p>\n

dac\u0103 l-ai furat pe Iisus! Am v\u0103zut-o la \u015ftiri \u00een sta\u021bia Braintree<\/p>\n

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\u00een ajunul \u0103la de Cr\u0103ciun. Camera traversa un c\u00e2mp<\/p>\n

de reni lumina\u021bi. Apoi Maria, cu palmele la piept \u00een rug\u0103ciune,<\/p>\n

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\u015fi Iosif, \u00eentr-un genunchi, admir\u00e2nd un co\u015fule\u021b de z\u0103pad\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Catehism<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Cine-ar vrea s\u0103 \u021bop\u0103ie din nor \u00een nor<\/p>\n

o eternitate, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 vreo pr\u0103jituric\u0103<\/p>\n

de ciocolat\u0103 toat\u0103 dup\u0103-amiaza?<\/p>\n

Sunt \u00eempotriva muritului.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 a\u015f fi o portocal\u0103, n-a\u015f avea<\/p>\n

o via\u021b\u0103 foarte lung\u0103, fiindc\u0103 oamenii<\/p>\n

m-ar m\u00e2nca. A\u015fa c\u0103 nu vreau<\/p>\n

s\u0103 fiu o portocal\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Ridic m\u00e2na, o \u00eentreb pe Sora Ioan<\/p>\n

Botez\u0103torul, Po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci pr\u0103jituri<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00een rai<\/em>? Se pare c\u0103 nici<\/p>\n

m\u0103car nu le po\u021bi coace.<\/p>\n

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Iar re\u00eencarnarea \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi pierzi<\/p>\n

toate corpurile pentru h\u0103ul f\u0103r\u0103 cap\u0103t<\/p>\n

al con\u015ftiin\u021bei \u2013 a\u015fa c\u0103 aleg corpul.<\/p>\n

Dar \u00een moarte las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 fiu<\/p>\n

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cenu\u015f\u0103. Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 fiu \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat\u0103 ilegal<\/p>\n

\u00een r\u00e2ul Charles atunci c\u00e2nd o nav\u0103<\/p>\n

apare din umbrele de sub<\/p>\n

podul Salt-and-Pepper.<\/p>\n

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S\u0103 fie o zi de na\u015ftere<\/p>\n

pe nava aia, eurile mele fl\u0103m\u00e2nde<\/p>\n

s\u0103 se roteasc\u0103 \u00een b\u0103taia v\u00e2ntului \u00een timp ce se c\u00e2nt\u0103<\/p>\n

c\u00e2ntece \u0219i se taie tortul.<\/p>\n

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C\u0103tre o baracud\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pe\u0219tele-dinte patagonez nu se compar\u0103<\/p>\n

cu tine \u2013 l-a\u015f m\u00e2nca cu fulgi cu tot oric\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n

Piranha cu fermoarul lui de din\u021bi poate c\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fe\u015fte<\/p>\n

mania ta pentru ambuscade \u015fi carne<\/p>\n

p\u00e2n\u0103 ce d\u0103 peste botul unei vidre<\/p>\n

de r\u00e2u. Se va obi\u015fnui cu o via\u021b\u0103 de<\/p>\n

acvariu, cu c\u00e2te un vierme ro\u0219u sau<\/p>\n

un pe\u015fti\u015for auriu. Poate un aligator<\/p>\n

s-ar compara. Dar dinamul lui letal<\/p>\n

e vulnerabil \u00eentr-un punct<\/p>\n

moale din craniu, c\u00e2t o moned\u0103 de 25 de cen\u021bi.<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 pe tine, baracud\u0103 \u2013 pr\u0103d\u0103toare<\/p>\n

sfioas\u0103, necrofag\u0103 solitar\u0103 v\u00e2n\u00e2nd<\/p>\n

resturi de ma\u021be \u2013 nu m-am a\u015fteptat vreodat\u0103<\/p>\n

s\u0103 te v\u0103d at\u00e2t de aproape. O\u021belul t\u0103u neted<\/p>\n

uit\u00e2ndu-se la echipamentul meu, la str\u0103lucirea<\/p>\n

argintie a unui inel. Din\u021bii t\u0103i, brice<\/p>\n

\u015fi pumnale \u015fi ace, v\u00e2rfurile lor trimi\u021b\u00e2ndu-m\u0103<\/p>\n

\u00eenapoi la \u021b\u0103rm.<\/p>\n

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[poeme din volumul Jocul de-a amiba<\/em>, Nemira, Vorpal, 2018; The Amoeba Game,<\/em> Eyewear Publishing, 2017]<\/strong><\/p>\n

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traducere de Tiberiu Neac\u0219u & Radu Vancu English version Ru\u0219ine   Peste noapte, cineva a lipit un dildo roz str\u0103lucitor pe Fecioara Maria din fa\u021ba bisericii Sacred Heart.   E duminic\u0103. Prin geamul cafenelei privesc o femeie acoperindu-i ochii fiului ei \u015fi f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i cruce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1340,13],"tags":[1342,1114,941,1355,612,72],"class_list":["post-12345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-55","category-poezie","tag-egophobia-55","tag-poezie","tag-radu-vancu","tag-tara-skurtu","tag-tiberiu-neacsu","tag-traducere"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3d7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12345"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12357,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12345\/revisions\/12357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}