{"id":12422,"date":"2018-12-14T07:32:44","date_gmt":"2018-12-14T05:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12422"},"modified":"2018-12-14T00:35:00","modified_gmt":"2018-12-13T22:35:00","slug":"nu-exista-sexe-doar-bunatate-interviu-cu-vasilissa-texte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12422","title":{"rendered":"nu exist\u0103 sexe. doar bun\u0103tate [interviu cu vasilissa + texte]"},"content":{"rendered":"

apocrife<\/span><\/p>\n

interviu & prezentare de Marius Iulian Stancu
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00een acest episod al jocului nostru cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri & r\u0103spunsuri, o voi avea drept partener\u0103 pe Vasilissa, care m-a onorat \u0219i cu un mic text pe coperta 4 a volumului meu electric & more<\/em>, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 aici nu e vorba despre mine, ci despre\u00a0<\/strong>V<\/em>, care potrivit confesiunii ei este de origine incert\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/strong>1. spune-mi c\u00e2te ceva despre locul de unde vine Vasilissa, despre b\u0103\u015ftina\u015fi.<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>V. este de origine incert\u0103. Nu chiar copil din flori, dar na. Mie \u00eemi place povestea Vasilisei, care a fost trimis\u0103 de mama ei vitreg\u0103 s\u0103 aduc\u0103 lumin\u0103 de la Baba Yaga. Brrrr… de parc\u0103 ar fi fost ieri. Dup\u0103 ce trece toate probele gre\u021boase impuse de bab\u0103, ea \u00eei d\u0103 un craniu care lumineaz\u0103. V. se duce acas\u0103 cu craniul shiny-shiny \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i arde surorile \u0219i mama vitreg\u0103.<\/p>\n

O alt\u0103 origine, mai pu\u021bin incert\u0103, e cu dovezi, arbore genealogic, tot tac\u00e2mul. Am vrut s\u0103 fac un scan pentru tine s\u0103 pui aici, dar mi s-a stricat scannerul. Dac\u0103 aveam poze puneam \u0219i poze. Uffa… Lumea o s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 fac mi\u0219to, o s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 eu doar \u00een calitate de turist\u0103 am fost \u00een Grecia. Dar adev\u0103rul este c\u0103 am copil\u0103rit pe o insul\u0103 greceasc\u0103. Toat\u0103 ziua nu f\u0103ceam altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eenot, s\u0103 prind caracati\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 le izbesc de p\u0103m\u00e2nt a\u0219a cum am v\u0103zut de la mama. Apoi i le d\u0103deam ei, s\u0103 le g\u0103teasc\u0103. De c\u00e2nd eram copil\u0103 nu am mai m\u00e2ncat m\u0103sline ar\u0103mii. Au cu totul alt gust dec\u00e2t porc\u0103riile astea pline de conservan\u021bi care se g\u0103sesc pe la noi. \u00cen afar\u0103 de asta, m\u0103slinele se sp\u0103rgeau un pic, scoteai s\u00e2mburele cu m\u00e2na, numai rom\u00e2nii bag\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 m\u0103sline \u00eentregi.<\/p>\n

<\/strong>2. cu ce onomatopee \u00ee\u015fi nume\u015fte Vasilissa trupul?<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/strong>Primul sunet de care \u00eemi amintesc:
\nbababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur- nuk! din Finnegan\u2019s Wake, tunetului asociat cu c\u0103derea cuplului adamic. \u0218i sunt sigur\u0103 c\u0103 are leg\u0103tur\u0103 pe undeva \u0219i cu trupul meu.<\/p>\n

Este o real\u0103 pl\u0103cere s\u0103 fac sex cu un personaj din benzile desenate, Onomatopoeia. Imit\u0103 la perfec\u021bie toate sunetele pe care le fac. E ca \u0219i cum \u021bi-ai auzi propria voce reprodus\u0103 de o cutie de rezonan\u021b\u0103. Mmm, foarte excitant. Uneori \u00eel rog s\u0103 fac\u0103 a\u0219a cum \u00eei trece prin cap. \u0218i, cum el a acumulat \u00een timp toate onomatopeele din lumea asta, \u00eencepe s\u0103 imite un evantai, pe Pikachu, pe Tarzan (AAEEWOFAAEE), un ceas de\u0219tept\u0103tor (aling aling), \u021beava de e\u0219apament a unui TIR (AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA), brandul lui Popeye c\u00e2nd flexeaz\u0103 (BLOIT), indieni (BREEBEEP), un eschimos care devoreaz\u0103 un pe\u0219te (CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP), o \u0219alup\u0103 (CHIKA CHUNK), dou\u0103 ma\u0219ini care se bu\u0219esc (CRUGAZUNCH), furnic\u0103 box\u00e2nd ugerul unei vaci (FIDIP-FIDIP), femeie \u00eemp\u0103turind un b\u0103rbat (FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP), dirijorul-magician transform\u00e2nd orchestra \u00een iepura\u0219i (FOOM!), apa care \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te dintr-o floare direct \u00een fa\u021ba unui tip (GASHKLITZA), automat din care strope\u0219te laptele (GLADINK BZZZT KLDWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK), Dracula respir\u00e2nd \u00een timp ce alearg\u0103 (HUFFLE-PUFFLE), femeie pup\u00e2nd piciorul unei broa\u0219te pr\u0103jite la cuptor (MMMMM… SMACK), indieni alerg\u00e2nd prin p\u0103dure (NOT-A-SOUND), indian sufl\u00e2nd \u00een foc (PHOOO PHOOO), Moise \u00eem\u0103r\u021bind \u00een dou\u0103 Marea Ro\u0219ie (RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH), o pereche de pantofi de dans (SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMPAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP) \u0219i ca s\u0103 \u00eencheiem apocaliptic, o cl\u0103dire care se pr\u0103bu\u0219e\u0219te (FAGROON klubble klubble).<\/p>\n

<\/strong>3. care-i temperatura la care (se) scri(e) poezia & care ar fi simptomele?<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>Poezia arde. Umblu prin cas\u0103 \u00eenfofolit\u0103 \u00eentr-un halat puffy-puffy marca Ralph Lauren \u0219i \u00eemi m\u0103sor temperatura din or\u0103 \u00een or\u0103. Temperatura de incuba\u021bie a poeziei e 39,4 grade. M\u0103n\u00e2nc iaurt cu fructe, beau sucuri de fructe \u0219i m\u0103 vait. E o durere la limita pl\u0103cerii sau o pl\u0103cere la limita durerii. Poetry is edgy, mein Freund \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

<\/strong>4. p\u0103m\u00e2nt, aer, foc sau ap\u0103 (& de ce)?<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/strong>Eu sunt n\u0103scut\u0103 \u00eentr-o zodie de foc (berbec), poate de aia sunt a\u0219a impulsiv\u0103 uneori. Cel mai bine lucrez cu aerul, se \u00een\u021belege. Ideal ar fi s\u0103 am la degetul mic toate elementele \u0219i s\u0103 zic Go, Planet!, dar nah, nu tr\u0103im \u00een desene animate, totu\u0219i. (V., pliz grow up!).<\/p>\n

<\/strong>5. cu punct sau f\u0103r\u0103 punct?<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/strong>O petrecere f\u0103r\u0103 punct, meciuri cu puncte de onoare, V. \u00eei pune pe to\u021bi la punct, punctul de fierbere foarte sc\u0103zut, via\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 puncte de minim, c\u00e2t mai multe puncte de contact, \u00een c\u0103utarea punctului ombilical (\u00een accep\u021biune proprie), renun\u021barea la punctele de aderen\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 punem punct interviului s\u0103 nu punem punct? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/p>\n


\nAmor de loca juventud<\/p>\n

<\/strong>umbrele p\u0103s\u0103rilor alunec\u0103
\ndeasupra pietrelor cubice
\nz\u00e2mbesc de parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi aflat un secret
\nbuenos d\u00edas mi compa\u00f1ero
\n\u00eei \u0219optesc s\u00e2ngelui
\nv\u00e2ntul \u00eemi r\u0103sfr\u00e2nge u\u0219or buzele
\nnu v\u0103 desparte dec\u00e2t
\npielea asta care arde
\nca frecat\u0103 cu prosopul mi compa\u00f1eros<\/p>\n

anotimpul \u00een care lan\u021bul meu ADN
\nva fi un lan\u021b de p\u0103p\u0103dii
\neste aproape
\nc\u00e2\u021biva tipi care fac jogging
\n\u00ee\u0219i \u021bin respira\u021bia
\nc\u00e2nd trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine
\nniciunul nu vrea s\u0103 par\u0103
\nobosit
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nnu exist\u0103 sexe. doar bun\u0103tate<\/p>\n

<\/strong>senza\u021bia arz\u0103toare
\nc\u0103 nu e timp
\ncoboar\u0103 \u00een carne
\naerul se deschide
\ncu un pocnet de bici
\njubilez jubilez jubilez
\nzbor deasupra st\u00e2ncilor
\nnu te opri
\no s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103nesc
\nsomonii \u00een amonte
\ncorpul \u00eempotriva curentului
\n(nu) cascade (te) turbioane
\nbulboane (opri)
\ne bine
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nvocea mea spune<\/p>\n

<\/strong>\u00een ziua \u00een care ai plecat \u00een armat\u0103
\nam r\u0103mas \u00een gar\u0103 undeva
\nun hamal tr\u0103gea c\u0103ruciorul
\nro\u021bile sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2iau ro\u021bile \u00eencet
\nhamalul m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 am bagaje
\npe platforma c\u0103ruciorului
\nghemuit\u0103<\/p>\n

am visat c\u0103 am primit un colet prin po\u0219t\u0103
\nera o vest\u0103 militar\u0103 salutam \u00een
\nfa\u021ba oglinzii defilam dar m\u0103 \u00eempiedicam \u00een papuci
\nm-am trezit c\u0103ut\u00e2nd prin sutele de
\nbuzunare ale vestei dup\u0103 ceva al t\u0103u<\/p>\n

de c\u00e2teva zile ruleaz\u0103 un documentar
\nmi-e greu s\u0103 nu m\u0103 uit
\nse fac manevre se organizeaz\u0103 patrule
\n\u0219i tu c\u00e2teodat\u0103 \u00een lumina lanternei
\n\u00ee\u021bi ape\u0219i palma pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u00eendep\u0103rtezi praful
\n\u00ee\u021bi ies aburi din gur\u0103 spui ceva
\nnaratorul are vocea mea vocea mea spune
\nacum solda\u021bii se \u00eentorc \u00een tab\u0103r\u0103
\nnu a fost r\u0103nit nimeni se \u00eempart
\nbatoane energizante solda\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 prietenele
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nakemi<\/p>\n

<\/strong>cum crezi c\u0103 \u00eemi st\u0103
\ncu p\u0103tura tras\u0103 peste nas?
\nclipesc printre franjuri
\nca printre ni\u0219te semne de exclamare
\nvino \u0219i m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie-mi fruntea
\nt\u00e2njirea m\u0103 str\u0103bate aproape de suprafa\u021b\u0103
\nun banc de pe\u0219ti plesc\u0103ie
\nprintre raze \u0219i valuri verzi
\n\u00eentreab\u0103-m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103
\nde ce m\u0103 mi\u0219c at\u00e2t de st\u00e2ngace tremurat
\nca dup\u0103 o lung\u0103 convalescen\u021b\u0103
\nlas\u0103-te peste trupul meu
\napas\u0103-mi pieptul \u0219i gura s\u0103 ias\u0103
\naerul la care dac\u0103 te expui prea mult
\ndevii de o luciditate
\nvecin\u0103 cu mania
\nsenza\u021bii dublate de imagini
\n\u00een derulare rapid\u0103 golite \u00eencet
\nde ac\u021biune \u0219i personaje
\nc\u0103l\u0103toria unui punct luminos
\n\u00eenapoi spre soare
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nnestle<\/p>\n

<\/strong>diminea\u021ba doar respira\u021bia de cetacee a centralelor
\ntrec prin fa\u021ba casei tale \u2013 dup\u0103-amiezile c\u00e2nd abuzam
\nde boxele lui frate-tu \u0219ezlongurile vechi pe teras\u0103
\nvara the roots she want platinum ice and gold cocktailuri
\nluate de pe net atingerea cuverturii catifelate pe coapse
\ntoate trei aveam talia la fel schimbam pantalonii scur\u021bi
\n\u00eentre noi confuzia excita \u0219i mai tare b\u0103ie\u021bii
\ntotul at\u00e2t de material nu-mi amintesc ce b\u00e2rfeam poate
\nfundurile b\u0103ie\u021bilor sau pisica nebun\u0103 a vecinei pupilele ei
\n\u00een form\u0103 de semilun\u0103 totul at\u00e2t de material
\nvibra\u021bia boxelor ca un fer\u0103str\u0103u mic \u00een lemn\u0103rie
\n\u0219i cutia de rezonan\u021b\u0103 din care lipseau difuzoarele
\nera pentru un client important a\u0219a spunea frate-tu
\ndar n-a mai apucat s-o termine cic\u0103 tipul s-a r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit<\/p>\n

cotesc la intersec\u021bia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 p\u0103dure v\u0103d c\u00e2teva
\ncrengu\u021be pe z\u0103pad\u0103 \u2013 din spate se aude o ma\u0219in\u0103
\nar putea fi cris ar putea fi ana prin parbrizul str\u0103lucitor
\nv\u0103d o m\u00e2n\u0103 e ma\u0219ina ei? galben citron n-are cum s\u0103 \u2013
\nteoretic din a\u0219a ceva \u00ee\u0219i construiesc
\np\u0103s\u0103rile cuibul dar mi-e foarte greu s\u0103-mi imaginez
\ncum se face<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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