{"id":12552,"date":"2019-03-15T10:16:43","date_gmt":"2019-03-15T08:16:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12552"},"modified":"2019-03-23T17:00:28","modified_gmt":"2019-03-23T15:00:28","slug":"camera-666","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12552","title":{"rendered":"Camera 66(6)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[fragment de <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cruxed.ro\/produs\/camera-666\/\">roman<\/a>, editura Crux, 2018]<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de Sorin-Mihai Grad<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Se apropia anul 2000 \u0219i se zvonea c\u0103 urma s\u0103 aduc\u0103 apocalipsa. Cumva ne-am pomenit \u0219i noi dezb\u0103t\u00e2nd din greu despre cum ne-ar fi putut afecta treaba asta. Parc\u0103 Epi deschisese discu\u021bia dup\u0103 ce v\u0103zuse un titlu stupid \u00een ceva ziar, iar noi ceilal\u021bi, ca de obicei, nu l-am l\u0103sat singur la greu. P\u00e2n\u0103 ce s-a trezit Cartofu c\u0103 de fapt discutam aiurea:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cruxed.ro\/produs\/camera-666\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cruxed.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Camera-666_Front-Site.png?w=812&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Dar de ce ne batem noi capul cu conven\u021bia asta?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce conven\u021bie, me\u0219tere? Aproape c\u0103 nu mai exist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu \u0103ia din guvern, b\u0103, conven\u021bia asta cu anii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De ce-i conven\u021bie? Se m\u0103soar\u0103 de la na\u0219terea lui Isus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-B\u0103 Nae, \u0219tii c\u00e2nd s-a n\u0103scut de fapt el?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De Cr\u0103ciun \u00een anul 0.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Cine \u021bi-a spus asta?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mai precis?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Se \u0219tie c\u0103-i a\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Poate la voi \u00een sat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-L\u0103s\u00e2nd la o parte faptul c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 dovezi c\u0103 Isus ar fi tr\u0103it cu adev\u0103rat, datele atribuite na\u0219terii sale difer\u0103 \u00een func\u021bie de surs\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu se poate!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ba se poate, b\u0103 Nae, c\u0103 a\u0219a e, are dreptate Cartofu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Iar Cr\u0103ciunu-i de fapt o s\u0103rb\u0103toare p\u0103g\u00e2n\u0103 roman\u0103 preluat\u0103 de cre\u0219tini.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu v\u0103 cred!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Bine c\u0103-i crezi pe bandi\u021bii de popi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-A\u0219a c\u0103 n-are sens s\u0103 ne pierdem vremea vorbind despre anul 2000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i dac\u0103 se sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te lumea?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Are rost s\u0103 discut\u0103m despre a\u0219a ceva?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Adic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Dac\u0103 se sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te, cui \u00eei pas\u0103? Se \u00eenchide pr\u0103v\u0103lia \u0219i disp\u0103rem. Punct.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Indiferent dac\u0103 discut\u0103m sau nu despre asta. Ai dreptate, pierdem vremea vorbind despre asta.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Voi v-a\u021bi \u00eenchipuit vreodat\u0103 c\u0103 o s\u0103 ajunge\u021bi \u00een anul 2000?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-P\u0103i nu era cazul s\u0103 ajungem? Nu se mai moare p\u00e2n\u0103 la dou\u0103zeci de ani a\u0219a des ca pe vremuri.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Io nu m-am g\u00e2ndit niciodat\u0103 la asta.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Io credeam c\u0103 vin extratere\u0219trii \u00een anul 2000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Batore, tu ai citit cam mult Cutez\u0103torii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Voi nu?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Noi citeam reviste serioase, b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce, Playboy?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Printre altele.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Fii, b\u0103, serios, ce Playboy citeai tu?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nem\u021besc.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Alea erau Neckermanne, b\u0103 fraiere.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Neckermannele veneau pentru maic\u0103-mea \u0219i Playboy pentru taic\u0103-meu. Avea el un v\u0103r plecat \u00een Germania \u0219i ne mai trimitea pachete c\u00e2teodat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Cu literatur\u0103 capitalist\u0103?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce literatur\u0103, b\u0103, maculatur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mai tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, b\u0103 Nae?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-P\u00e2n\u0103-n 2000, apoi se sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te \u0219i el cu lumea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mare pierdere, b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Lumea, bine\u00een\u021beles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i dac\u0103 nu se termin\u0103 nimic \u00een 2000?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O s\u0103 ne chinuim mai departe, 2001, 2002, &#8230;, 2037. Poate prindem \u0219i pensia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Cu pra\u0219tia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i cum o s\u0103 vorbim despre anii \u0103ia?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce \u00eentrebare! Curios mai e\u0219ti, b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-La trecut, dup\u0103 ce-i tr\u0103im.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu a\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-P\u0103i la viitor putem discuta doar despre ce urmeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ba putem \u0219i despre trecut. Doar c\u0103 teoretic.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Da, anul trecut o s\u0103 merg la mare.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i ce o s\u0103 fi f\u0103cut pe acolo?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Da, b\u0103, este \u0219i un timp \u00een englez\u0103 pentru asta, future in the past.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Glume\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Avem \u0219i noi viitorul anterior.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Glumi\u021bi am\u00e2ndoi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De ce, doctule?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pentru c\u0103 sunte\u021bi \u00een ofsaid.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Cu ce ocazie?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Are dreptate Hake. Viitorul anterior e tot viitor, iar \u0103la englezesc e mai ales pentru inten\u021bii ratate sau pentru chestii gen <em>\u0219tia\u021bi c\u0103<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218tia\u021bi c\u0103?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Haide\u021bi \u00eenapoi la 2000, doar nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 discut\u0103m gramatic\u0103 la ora asta.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Zi-ne, b\u0103 Sigi, ce mai scria \u00een Cutez\u0103torii despre anul 2000. Cum ar\u0103tau extratere\u0219trii comuni\u0219ti?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Voi observa\u021bi c\u0103 spunem \u201894, 1852, dar anul 2000?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E pentru c\u0103 nu suntem obi\u0219nui\u021bi cu el \u00eenc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce-l spurc\u0103m va r\u0103m\u00e2ne simplu 2000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i cum o s\u0103-i zicem?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Dou\u0103 mii.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu, b\u0103, 0, 00, 000?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-A, asta \u00eentrebase\u0219i?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu \u0219tiu cum o s\u0103-i zicem. \u0218ti\u021bi careva?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Hai, care nimere\u0219te are martori pentru <em>future in the past<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Iar o iei pe ogoare, b\u0103, \u2019te-n past?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Poate c\u0103 totu\u0219i se termin\u0103 totul \u0219i sc\u0103p\u0103m de problemele astea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i \u0219i de voi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce vrei s\u0103 zici, b\u0103 Epi?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-C\u0103 nu mai are rost s\u0103 discut\u0103m. Oricum nu se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla nimic \u00een 2000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i ce dac\u0103?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Poate c-o s\u0103 fie haos \u00een lume.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Crime, \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103turi, execu\u021bii, violuri.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce frumos sun\u0103, abia a\u0219tept s\u0103 intr\u0103m \u00een anul 2000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Da, vine televizorul \u00een realitate.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Da\u2019 ce, ai v\u0103zut vreun viol la televizor?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu le arat\u0103 direct, dar le-n\u021belegi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nici \u00een filmele porno nu le arat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Poate \u00een alea ieftine la care te ui\u021bi tu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce v-a apucat, b\u0103, cu violurile?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-El a \u00eenceput.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu c\u0103 tu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-B\u0103, care vrea viol s\u0103-\u0219i bage un castravete-n fund. De-\u0103la mare f\u0103r\u0103 gust, nu din cei buni. Rapid, f\u0103r\u0103 preludiu \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 lubrifiant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce-ai, b\u0103 Hake? Tu a\u0219a ai f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-N-am nimic cu voi, b\u0103, dar cum naiba pute\u021bi vorbi a\u0219a senin despre violuri? Cine comite a\u0219a ceva ar trebui castrat f\u0103r\u0103 anestezie \u0219i apoi violat zilnic p\u00e2n\u0103 crap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De acord.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Cu drujba chiar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu, c\u0103 scap\u0103 prea repede.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Cu un arici atunci.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Dar bietul arici cu ce-i de vin\u0103?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu mai zic nimic, b\u0103, nu se poate discuta cu tine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ei, nu. Dar parc\u0103 discu\u021bia era despre anul 2000, nu despre violuri \u0219i arici.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Iar mileniul trei va fi religios sau nu va fi deloc.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce??<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Malraux a spus-o, nu eu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Era \u0219i de mirare ca unul ca tine, Cartofule, s\u0103 coac\u0103 a\u0219a ceva.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Unul ca mine? Cum?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Necredincios.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce are a face religia cu credin\u021ba?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Iar \u00eencepem?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-B\u0103, tehnic, mileniul trei \u00eencepe la 1 ianuarie 2001.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ce vorbe\u0219ti?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Anul 0 nu a existat. Dac\u0103 facem abstrac\u021bie de teoria lui Fomenko, dar hai s\u0103 nu intr\u0103m \u00een am\u0103nunte de-astea, primul mileniu cuprinde anii de la 1 la 1000, inclusiv. \u0102sta de acum se termin\u0103 c\u00e2nd sc\u0103p\u0103m din 2000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Dac\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Dac\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m, ai dreptate. A\u0219a c\u0103 mai avem vreme s\u0103 dezbatem ce \u0219i cum o s\u0103 fie mileniul urm\u0103tor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Voi chiar crede\u021bi c\u0103 o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple ceva c\u00e2nd trecem \u00een 2000?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O s\u0103 fie artificii mai mari dec\u00e2t de obicei.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i cred c\u0103 mai multe sinucideri. Tot ca de obicei.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De ce?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ca s\u0103 nu fie surprin\u0219i de groz\u0103viile lui 2000.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Asta e clar, dar de ce sinucideri ca de obicei?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pentru c\u0103 de s\u0103rb\u0103tori unii oameni singuri aleg s\u0103 se sinucid\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-B\u0103 Hake, despre crime \u0219i violuri nu vrei s\u0103 vorbim, da\u2019 de sinucideri ne dai voie, ba chiar deschizi tu discu\u021bia?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Sinuciderea e o decizie individual\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 faci ce vrei cu tine. \u00ce\u021bi la\u0219i barb\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi bagi undeva un piercing, un castravete-n poponea\u021b\u0103, m\u0103n\u00e2nci t\u00e2mpenii, \u00ee\u021bi tai venele.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-A\u0219a, \u0219i?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i nu \u00eei afectezi direct pe al\u021bii, ca o crim\u0103 sau un viol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Cum nu-i afectezi? Cei pe care-i p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219ti? Cine te g\u0103se\u0219te? \u0102ia nu-s afecta\u021bi?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ba da, dar cred totu\u0219i c\u0103 nu se compar\u0103 cu celelalte.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Tu ai v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum vreun mort?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-L-am g\u0103sit pe bunicul mort \u00een \u0219ur\u0103 c\u00e2nd aveam cinci ani.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Sinucis?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu. Stop cardiac.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-\u0218i ai \u00eenc\u0103 sechele?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nu cred.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nici m\u0103car una?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-B\u0103, 2000?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mai las\u0103-ne cu el. Noapte bun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>#<\/p>\n<p>alte fragmente din acest <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cruxed.ro\/produs\/camera-666\/\">roman<\/a> pot fi citite <a href=\"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=11245\">aici<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=11459\">aici<\/a> \u0219i <a href=\"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=11775\">aici<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[fragment de roman, editura Crux, 2018] de Sorin-Mihai Grad \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Se apropia anul 2000 \u0219i se zvonea c\u0103 urma s\u0103 aduc\u0103 apocalipsa. Cumva ne-am pomenit \u0219i noi dezb\u0103t\u00e2nd din greu despre cum ne-ar fi putut afecta treaba asta. Parc\u0103 Epi deschisese discu\u021bia dup\u0103 ce v\u0103zuse un titlu stupid \u00een ceva ziar, iar noi ceilal\u021bi, ca [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1369,15],"tags":[1370,875,1115,116],"class_list":["post-12552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-57","category-proza","tag-egophobia-57","tag-fragment-de-roman","tag-proza","tag-sorin-mihai-grad"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3gs","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12552"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12571,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12552\/revisions\/12571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}