{"id":12592,"date":"2019-03-15T07:13:20","date_gmt":"2019-03-15T05:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12592"},"modified":"2019-04-09T22:16:59","modified_gmt":"2019-04-09T20:16:59","slug":"mama-lu-stefan-cel-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12592","title":{"rendered":"Mama lu\u2019 \u0218tefan cel Mare"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Lecturi potrivite\/recomandate de Alexandra)<\/span><\/p>\n

de Leonida Ivel<\/p>\n

Mi-e frig. \u0218i ce bate v\u00e2ntu’!.. Iar capul mi-e greu, at\u00e2t de greu… O fi de la vin, sau de la grijile domniei? Dracu’ \u0219tie. Iar c\u00e2inii \u0103\u0219tia de turci nu m\u0103 sl\u0103besc deloc, nu m\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een ce hal sunt, vai de mama mea. P\u0103g\u00e2ni! S\u0103 fi a\u0219teptat \u0219i ei, ca orice cre\u0219tin, s\u0103 \u00eemi treac\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i mahmureala, nu s\u0103 m\u0103 atace a\u0219a, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 anun\u021be, f\u0103r\u0103 tr\u00e2mbi\u021be, ca ni\u0219te ho\u021bi. Sau or fi tr\u00e2mbi\u021bat?! Abia am reu\u0219it s\u0103 sar din a\u0219ternutul \u00eenc\u0103lzit de fecioara aia…, aia…, chiar, cum o chema-o? \u00cen fine, c\u00e2nd s-o termina totul, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 spovedesc, ridic o biseric\u0103, v\u0103d eu ce fac. Turcii m\u0103 critic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi zic c\u0103 n-am voie, c\u0103 nu-mi permite legea. Ete ai dracu’! C\u00e2nd le-am zis c\u0103 ei de ce au voie, c\u0103 au c\u00e2te zece, dou\u0103zeci, sau c\u00e2te vor \u0219i pot, mi-au r\u0103spuns imediat c\u0103 lor le permite Coranu\u2019, dar c\u0103 eu sunt “ghiaur” \u0219i nu am voie. Parc\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 am \u0219i eu Coranu’ meu, iac-a\u0219a! Ei, \u00eens\u0103, nu \u0219i nu, c\u0103 etica, c\u0103 morala… M\u0103 doare-n cot de morala lor. \u0218’apoi, n-am ce face, Vr\u00e2ncioaia s-a \u0219ubrezit \u0219i ea, cic\u0103 o dor \u0219alele. D’ale muierilor. Iar nevast\u0103-mea, ce s\u0103 zic… \u00een pat st\u0103 cu c\u0103me\u0219a \u00eencheiat\u0103 p\u00e2n’ la g\u00e2t, c’a\u0219a “cere protocolu'”, cic\u0103. De parc\u0103 pe mine la ea protocolu’ m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Eu muncesc de zor, iar ea, cu ochii a\u021binti\u021bi \u00een tavan \u0219i m\u0103run\u021bind din buze, \u00eenal\u021b\u0103 rug\u0103ciuni s\u0103 mi se ierte p\u0103catele.
\nDoamne, \u0219i ce frig e! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, v\u0103d zidurile cet\u0103\u021bii. \u00cenfig pintenii, iar bidiviul fuge ca apucat de streche, dar \u0219i turcii, care, h\u0103ulind de zor, m\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 \u00eendeaproape. Deodat\u0103, pe ziduri apare o siluet\u0103 femeiasc\u0103. Prin \u0219iroiul de sudoare, cam \u00eence\u021bo\u0219at, reu\u0219esc s-o recunosc pe nevast\u0103-mea, care strig\u0103 agit\u00e2ndu-\u0219i n\u0103frama:
\n– Hai-de, Fa-ne! Hai-de, Fa-ne!
\nParc\u0103 sim\u021bind graba, bidiviul alearg\u0103 cu burta aproape de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, c\u00e2nd, din turn, se aude un strig\u0103t n\u0103prasnic:
\n– Stai!
\nF\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau m\u0103 opresc, \u0219i turcii la fel. M\u0103 uit \u00een sus \u0219i… Doamne, Mama! Apoi aud cum coboar\u0103 din turn vocea plin\u0103 de ascunse amenin\u021b\u0103ri a maic\u0103-mii:
\n– F\u0103nele, mam\u0103, de unde vii tu?
\n– P\u0103i, … \u0103, … am fost \u0219i eu p-acii…
\n– Cu cine, F\u0103nele? Tot cu derbedeii \u0103ia de turci? \u021ai-am zis, mam\u0103, nu te mai duce la turci, c\u0103 n-ai ce \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba. \u0218i voi – schimb\u0103 mama, brusc, registrul \u0219i direc\u021bia acuzelor -, de ce nu-l l\u0103sa\u021bi, m\u0103, \u00een pace? Izmenarilor!
\nTurcii \u00eencep s\u0103 se fac\u0103 mici, iar unul dintre ei, cu o ultim\u0103 urm\u0103 de curaj, \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 b\u00e2iguie ceva:
\n– \u0102\u0103…, p\u0103i…, Mama lu’ \u0218tefan cel Mare, nu noi am \u00eenceput…
\n– Ce nu voi, m\u0103! Las’ c\u0103 v\u0103 \u0219tiu eu… \u0218i tu?… Ditamai domnu’, umbli creanga din c\u00e2rciuma \u00een c\u00e2rcium\u0103 \u0219i nu e\u0219ti \u00een stare dec\u00e2t de zurb\u01031, \u00een loc s\u0103 stai cu nevast\u0103-ta, c\u0103 \u0219i aia…
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 atunci suav\u0103 \u0219i lini\u0219tit\u0103, nevast\u0103-mea odat\u0103 se \u00eenfoaie, ochii \u00eencep s\u0103-i sticleasc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe \u0219i ea s\u0103 zbiere:
\n– Ceee? Tot eu sunt de vin\u0103? Nu dumneata, c\u0103 l-ai crescut \u0219i l-ai f\u0103cut un be\u021biv \u0219i-un fustangiu?!
\n– D\u2019apoi, cum s\u0103 nu fie – \u00eemi lu\u0103 mama ap\u0103rarea f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrea -, dac\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 te folose\u0219ti de mijloacele specifice, s\u0103-i mai ar\u0103\u021bi \u0219i tu jopa2, stai \u0219i te ui\u021bi pe fere\u0219ti…
\n– \u0218i, ce-oi vrea s\u0103 fac? relu\u0103 aprig\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea. S\u0103 fac \u0219i eu ca \u201ealea\u201d? Crezi c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce a\u021bi pus la cale, dumneata \u0219i cu fie-tu? C\u0103 nu \u0219tiu de Mangopoaia? Dumneata ai pus totu’ la cale, Muma-P\u0103durii ce e\u0219ti! Crezi c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu c\u0103 se duce la ea? \u0218i mai ia \u0219i oastea cu el. Cic\u0103 pleac\u0103 la r\u0103zboi, da’ el sare p\u00e2rleazu la tiolca3 ceea, iar g\u0103rzile \u021bin de \u0219ase. \u0218i, dac\u0103 le \u00eentrebi, \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103spund c\u0103 \u201eM\u0103ria-Sa studiaz\u0103 c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103”. Iar \u201ec\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103” este… larg deschis.
\nPrivesc n\u0103uc, c\u00e2nd la una, c\u00e2nd la alta, \u00een timp ce turcii, sim\u021bind momentul de cump\u0103n\u0103, privesc \u0219i ei, unii la cele dou\u0103 muieri, al\u021bii comp\u0103timitori spre mine. Dau s\u0103 zic \u0219i eu ceva, da’ n-am r\u0103gaz, c\u0103 am\u00e2ndou\u0103 sunt \u00eencinse r\u0103u \u0219i-\u0219i arunc\u0103 vorbe grele:
\n– Hoa\u0219c\u0103…
\n– Stearpo…
\n– Baragladin\u0103…
\n– Mironosi\u021bo…
\n– H\u00e2rc\u0103…
\nTrei turci se apropie de mine. Doi dintre ei m\u0103 apuc\u0103 prevenitor dup\u0103 umeri, \u00een timp ce al treilea \u00eentoarce calul de d\u00e2rlogi, \u0219i \u00eemi zice:
\n– Hai, b\u0103, Babanule, vino la noi, aracan de tine, c\u0103 la noi nu e a\u0219a. Dac\u0103 aveam noi muieri d’astea, de mult le \u00eenecam. Uite, \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103m c\u00e2te fecioare po\u021bi dovedi, \u0219i nici tribut nu-\u021bi cerem.
\n\u0218tiam eu c\u0103 turcii sunt b\u0103ie\u021bi buni.<\/p>\n

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1) zurb\u0103: scandal
\n2) jopa: posterior
\n3) tiolc\u0103: femeie u\u0219oar\u0103<\/p>\n

(Text publicat \u00een Almanahul Centenarului – Almanah Literar Napoca-Nova, Editura Napoca-Nova, Septembrie 2018)<\/p>\n

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Leonida Ivel este pseudonimul celui care \u00eentr-o lume trec\u0103toare poart\u0103 trec\u0103torul nume Viorel Ioni\u021b\u0103. Sub acest pseudonim, autorul a publicat, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu anul 2016, o serie (mai lung\u0103) de poezii \u0219i (mai scurt\u0103) de proz\u0103 la Editura Napoca Nova din Cluj \u00een cadrul colec\u021biei Almanah Literar Napoca-Nova. De asemenea, Editura Univers i-a publicat, \u00een format electronic pe platforma Streamland, trei volume pentru copii \u0219i adolescen\u021bi: \u201cCalea L\u0103ptic\u201d, \u201cVicontele de Valverde\u201d \u0219i \u201cReginele\u201d.<\/p>\n

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(Lecturi potrivite\/recomandate de Alexandra) de Leonida Ivel Mi-e frig. \u0218i ce bate v\u00e2ntu’!.. Iar capul mi-e greu, at\u00e2t de greu… O fi de la vin, sau de la grijile domniei? Dracu’ \u0219tie. Iar c\u00e2inii \u0103\u0219tia de turci nu m\u0103 sl\u0103besc deloc, nu m\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een ce hal sunt, vai de mama mea. P\u0103g\u00e2ni! S\u0103 fi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1369,1279,15],"tags":[1370,1280,1384,1115],"class_list":["post-12592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-57","category-lecturi-potrivite","category-proza","tag-egophobia-57","tag-lecturi-potrivite","tag-leonida-ivel","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3h6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12592"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12594,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12592\/revisions\/12594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}