{"id":12648,"date":"2019-06-11T06:33:07","date_gmt":"2019-06-11T04:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12648"},"modified":"2019-06-10T20:37:12","modified_gmt":"2019-06-10T18:37:12","slug":"omul-cu-sobolan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12648","title":{"rendered":"Omul cu \u015fobolan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de Gorun Manolescu<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De la fereastra etajului doi se vede perfect spa\u0163iul verde acum f\u0103r\u0103 iarb\u0103 din fa\u0163a intr\u0103rii. E toamn\u0103, plou\u0103. Pe str\u0103du\u0163a dintre blocuri se aproprie un cer\u015fetor m\u0103t\u0103h\u0103los \u015fchiop\u0103t\u00e2nd pu\u0163in, \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-o pelerin\u0103 groas\u0103 impermeabil\u0103 uzat\u0103 cu gluga tras\u0103 pe ochi, iar \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 cu o pung\u0103 de plastic. Punga at\u00e2rn\u0103 de ceva relativ greu care se afl\u0103 \u00een ea. \u00cen cealalt\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103 are o lopat\u0103 mic\u0103 tip militar cu m\u00e2ner rabatabil pentru s\u0103pat \u015fan\u0163uri. S-a oprit pe spa\u0163iul din fa\u0163a blocului. A pus punga jos. A \u00eenceput s\u0103 sape. E o groap\u0103 care se contureaz\u0103 de vreun metru pe cincizeci.<!--more--> De centimetri. Ofteaz\u0103. Las\u0103 s\u0103patul. Se odihne\u015fte, \u015fi-a tras gluga de pe cap. Pe fa\u0163a care nu i se vede prea bine \u00eei \u015firuie ploaia asta moc\u0103neasc\u0103 de toamn\u0103. Reia lucrul. Groapa e gata. Se a\u015feaz\u0103 pu\u0163in mai \u00eencolo. Ofteaz\u0103 din nou. \u015ei-a aprins o \u0163igar\u0103 din care trage cu obid\u0103. A aruncat mucul \u015fi iat\u0103-l \u00een fa\u0163a gropii. Scoate din punga de plastic un pachet \u00eenvelit \u00een c\u00e2rp\u0103. D\u0103 c\u00e2rpa la o parte. Acum \u0163ine \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 ceva ca o pisic\u0103. Nu, este altceva. O coad\u0103 sub\u0163ire f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103r \u00eei at\u00e2rn\u0103. \u00cel \u00eentoarce cu burta \u00een jos. E un \u015fobolan. \u00cel pune cu grij\u0103 jos al\u0103turi de groap\u0103, \u00eel prive\u015fte, \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie cu afec\u0163iune pe blan\u0103, \u00eel \u00eenvele\u015fte la loc, c\u00e2rpa o potrive\u015fte bine s\u0103 nu-i fie frig, \u00eel pune \u00een groap\u0103. Se \u00eendreapt\u0103, pleac\u0103 repede c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi mai \u00eencolo \u015fi vomit\u0103, vomit\u0103 \u015fi vomit\u0103. S-a lini\u015ftit. Se \u015fterge cu m\u00e2neca pelerinei la gur\u0103. Revine \u015fi astup\u0103 cu grij\u0103 groapa. R\u0103m\u00e2ne lini\u015ftit c\u00e2teva secunde cu ochii nici unde. Se uit\u0103 apoi \u00een sus. Ploaia a stat. Pe fa\u0163a schimonosit\u0103 \u00eei curg lacrimi. Pleac\u0103 cum a venit. \u015echiop\u0103t\u00e2nd u\u015for.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cel care a privit de la etajul doi, cel care scrie acest text, a fost, fire\u015fte, extrem de intrigat. A doua zi a pornit s\u0103 caute cer\u015fetorul \u00een diverse ad\u0103posturi \u00eentreb\u00e2nd de omul cu \u015fobolanul. Unii au r\u00e2s, al\u0163ii \u015fi-au zis c\u0103 \u0103sta e mai nebun dec\u00e2t ei \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a dat de ce-i trebuia. Cineva de acolo i-a spus c\u0103 l-a v\u0103zut pe omul respectiv de mai multe ori noaptea cum dormea \u00eenf\u0103\u015furat \u00een \u0163oale cu burta \u00een sus dezgolit\u0103 \u00eentre buric \u015fi plex, la jum\u0103tatea distan\u0163ei tron\u00e2nd \u015fobolanul care-i veghea somnul. \u00cei veghea somnul pentru c\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori cineva a \u00eencercat s\u0103 se aproprie. \u0218obolanul nu l-a l\u0103sat, chiar a \u00eencercat s\u0103-l mu\u015fte. Altul a povestit cum tot \u00eentr-o noapte i-a auzit convers\u00e2nd. Se distingeau ni\u015fte chi\u0163\u0103ituri ritmate uneori modulate unele mai \u00eenalte altele mai joase \u015fi grave. \u00cen fine altul\u2026 dar asta nu se poare reproduce este imposibil de formulat \u00een mod coerent, \u00ee\u0163i aduce numai aminte poate de ceva analog cum ar fi de Iosef K despre care Kafka \u00een <em>Metamorfoza <\/em>spune c\u0103 s-ar fi trezit \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 g\u00e2ndac sau de fluturele care s-a visat om \u015fi invers de un scriitor chinez al c\u0103rui nume l-am uitat sau de Carlos Castaneda. Cu al s\u0103u punct de asamblare. Care, la oameni, s-ar afla exact \u00een punctul \u00een care \u015fobolanul veghea somnul cer\u015fetorului. Punct de asamblare care dac\u0103 este deplasat extrem de pu\u0163in \u00een diverse direc\u0163ii te poate transforma \u00een coiot, pum\u0103, cerb \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe \u015fi, de ce nu, \u00een \u015fobolan. Dar cel mai interesant pare a fi relatarea a ceva care mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat mie, cel care relatez acest text.<\/p>\n<p>Ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit de nenum\u0103rate ori<br \/>\ndoar o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 dintr-o \u00eent\u00e2mplare<br \/>\ncu totul \u0219i cu totul remarcabil\u0103 ne-am recunoscut<br \/>\naceast\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplare ar fi trebuit neap\u0103rat p\u0103strat\u0103<br \/>\ndin nefericire amintirea ei p\u0103le\u0219te pe-ncetul<br \/>\no paloare din ce \u00een ce mai \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103toare<br \/>\nprecum u\u0219a unei<br \/>\ncase p\u0103r\u0103site<br \/>\ndin totdeauna<br \/>\nb\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cuie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Gorun Manolescu De la fereastra etajului doi se vede perfect spa\u0163iul verde acum f\u0103r\u0103 iarb\u0103 din fa\u0163a intr\u0103rii. E toamn\u0103, plou\u0103. Pe str\u0103du\u0163a dintre blocuri se aproprie un cer\u015fetor m\u0103t\u0103h\u0103los \u015fchiop\u0103t\u00e2nd pu\u0163in, \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00eentr-o pelerin\u0103 groas\u0103 impermeabil\u0103 uzat\u0103 cu gluga tras\u0103 pe ochi, iar \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 cu o pung\u0103 de plastic. Punga at\u00e2rn\u0103 de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1381,15],"tags":[1383,1391,28,1115],"class_list":["post-12648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-58","category-proza","tag-egophobia-58","tag-epifanigrama","tag-gorun-manolescu","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3i0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12648"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12651,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12648\/revisions\/12651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}