{"id":12708,"date":"2019-08-05T11:18:28","date_gmt":"2019-08-05T09:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12708"},"modified":"2024-02-10T18:14:53","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:14:53","slug":"moneyfest-yxist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=12708","title":{"rendered":"moneyfest yxist"},"content":{"rendered":"

de Sorin-Mihai Grad<\/p>\n

criticii te \u00eencadreaz\u0103 aiurea<\/p>\n

paramodernist pseudosictirosensibilist pretextualist postromanticofracturist<\/p>\n

retroavangardist<\/p>\n

cu influen\u021be neo\u0219tiin\u021bificiste de sorginte<\/p>\n

p\u0103g\u00e2noklingoniene de rit abulic<\/p>\n

sau chiar piei satana p\u0103\u0219unist<\/p>\n

\u0219i te-ai s\u0103turat<\/p>\n

s\u0103 te lup\u021bi<\/p>\n

cu umorile lor<\/p>\n

de v\u00e2nturi<\/p>\n

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rupe lan\u021burile<\/p>\n

p\u0103rerismului p\u0103rerologiei p\u0103rerimii p\u0103retora\u021biei<\/p>\n

bazate pe criterii neclare<\/p>\n

inclusiv emiten\u021bilor<\/p>\n

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solu\u021bia \u021bi-e mai la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103<\/p>\n

ca niciodat\u0103<\/p>\n

yxismul<\/a> – <\/strong>primul curent literar profesionist<\/em><\/p>\n

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nu conteaz\u0103 ce scrii<\/p>\n

chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s-o faci<\/p>\n

po\u021bi deveni yxist<\/p>\n

cu o penibil\u0103 de sut\u0103 de euro pe an<\/p>\n

achitabili \u00een dou\u0103 rate<\/p>\n

pentru fiecare an vechime<\/p>\n

taxa-\u021bi scade cu 1\u20ac<\/p>\n

iar c\u00e2nd pl\u0103te\u0219ti pentru cinci ani \u00een avans<\/p>\n

beneficiezi de 5% reducere<\/p>\n

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totu-i pe fa\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n

sco\u021bi banu’ \u0219i prime\u0219ti marfa<\/p>\n

f\u0103r\u0103 intermediari \u0219oapte ne\u00een\u021belegeri c\u0103ut\u0103ri plicuri<\/p>\n

asocieri fortuite for\u021bate ghicite insinuante<\/p>\n

cu mai pu\u021bin de 2 euro pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103<\/p>\n

din primul moment<\/p>\n

unde mai g\u0103se\u0219ti a\u0219a ceva?<\/p>\n

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\u021bi se garanteaz\u0103<\/p>\n

dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri<\/p>\n

pe dosul c\u0103r\u021bilor tale<\/p>\n

\u00een care li se confirm\u0103 apartenen\u021ba<\/p>\n

la yxism<\/p>\n

brevet de yxist<\/p>\n

cu care-\u021bi po\u021bi dovedi<\/p>\n

oriunde<\/p>\n

contribu\u021bia la gloria<\/p>\n

acestui curent<\/p>\n

\u0219i nemurirea numelui t\u0103u<\/p>\n

\u00een catalogul anual al yxi\u0219tilor<\/p>\n

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cei cu adev\u0103rat interesa\u021bi<\/p>\n

pot deveni membri premium<\/em><\/p>\n

cu doar 200\u20ac\/an<\/p>\n

iar pe volumele lor va scrie<\/p>\n

carte important<\/em>\u0103<\/em> a yxismului<\/em><\/p>\n

sau chiar gold<\/em><\/p>\n

cu 300\u20ac\/an – nici m\u0103car unul pe zi<\/p>\n

iar l\u00e2ng\u0103 numele lor va ap\u0103rea<\/p>\n

pe coper\u021bi<\/p>\n

carte marcant\u0103 a yxismului<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u0219i asta nu e tot<\/p>\n

cu doar cinci am\u0103r\u00e2te de sute de euro anual<\/p>\n

oricine poate deveni membru platinum<\/em><\/p>\n

cu brevet de corifeu<\/p>\n

al yxismului<\/p>\n

iar pe coperta oric\u0103rui volum \u00eei va sta pentru totdeauna scris<\/p>\n

oper\u0103<\/em> fundamental<\/em>\u0103 a yxismului<\/em><\/p>\n

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#<\/p>\n

versiunea original\u0103 a acestui text a ap\u0103rut \u00een volumul \u201eoutSider<\/a>\u201d [editura Aius, 2016]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

de Sorin-Mihai Grad criticii te \u00eencadreaz\u0103 aiurea paramodernist pseudosictirosensibilist pretextualist postromanticofracturist retroavangardist cu influen\u021be neo\u0219tiin\u021bificiste de sorginte p\u0103g\u00e2noklingoniene de rit abulic sau chiar piei satana p\u0103\u0219unist \u0219i te-ai s\u0103turat s\u0103 te lup\u021bi cu umorile lor de v\u00e2nturi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1394,13],"tags":[1395,1114,116],"class_list":["post-12708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-59-60","category-poezie","tag-egophobia-59-60","tag-poezie","tag-sorin-mihai-grad"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3iY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12708"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15118,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12708\/revisions\/15118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}