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de Ioan Suciu<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pentru c\u0103 de diminea\u021b\u0103 lui Isidor \u00eei crescuser\u0103 aripi, r\u0103mase mult timp \u00een pat s\u0103-\u0219i evalueze noile posibilit\u0103\u021bi care i se iviser\u0103; tocmai \u00eei expirase abonamentul de transport. Gazda sa, m\u0103tu\u0219a Tamara, \u00eei atrase aten\u021bia c\u0103 e t\u00e2rziu \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 se gr\u0103beasc\u0103; \u00eei r\u0103cise \u0219i ceaiul ca t\u00e2n\u0103rul s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103-l dea pe g\u00e2t \u00een vitez\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Acum, dac\u0103 am aripi, nu va fi o problem\u0103 s\u0103 ajung la slujb\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2teva minute, zise el \u00een timp ce-\u0219i ungea o felie de p\u00e2ine cu unt.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ce aripi? \u00eentreb\u0103 m\u0103tu\u0219a.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Astea! zise Isidor, \u00eentinz\u00e2nd larg bra\u021bele de fu c\u00e2t p-aci s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2me vasele de pe mas\u0103. M\u0103tu\u0219a \u00eei puse \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 feliile de p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103 \u0219i zise doar:<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Bine.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Isidor, ajuns \u00een strad\u0103, se arunc\u0103 pe tamponul din spate al vagonului de tramvai, gest pe care-l f\u0103cuse numai pe c\u00e2nd era pu\u0219ti, \u0219i ajunse repede la serviciul lui. Suport\u0103 cu greu orele de birou, mai ales c\u0103 se sim\u021bea ca o pas\u0103re \u00eenchis\u0103 \u00een colivie. La sf\u00e2r\u0219itul programului \u021b\u00e2\u0219ni pe u\u0219\u0103 printre primii \u0219i o zbughi spre prima cl\u0103dire mai \u00eenalt\u0103 din apropiere – Muzeul \u021a\u0103ranului Rom\u00e2n. \u00ce\u0219i lu\u0103 bilet de intrare \u0219i str\u0103b\u0103tu s\u0103lile \u00een goan\u0103, ajung\u00e2nd p\u00e2n\u0103 la sc\u0103rile care duceau \u00een turn. Respir\u0103 cu nesa\u021b aerul curat ce se g\u0103sea la acea \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, se urc\u0103 pe balustrad\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentinse aripile \u0219i s\u0103ri. C\u0103zu imediat \u00een nacela unei macarale care \u00ee\u0219i avea un bra\u021b amplasat chiar sub nivelul arcadelor deschise al turnului, peste ni\u0219te balo\u021bi de azbest. Bra\u021bul utilajului cobor\u00ee lent de la \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea ame\u021bitoare \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 Isidor fu l\u0103sat la p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u00een fa\u021ba unor muncitori care nu \u00een\u021belegeau ce c\u0103utase el acolo.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen ziua urm\u0103toare Isidor se duse la serviciu cu metroul. Nu mai voia s\u0103 fac\u0103 uz de noua sa capabilitate. La birou, dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 de lucru (cafea, discu\u021bii cu colegii despre ziua precedent\u0103, despre fotbal sau concursul Eurovision) ap\u0103ru zbirul Zg\u00e2rcea care le ceru s\u0103 tund\u0103 iarba din fa\u021ba cabinetului managerului, c\u0103 s-a cam ve\u0219tejit.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Dac\u0103 st\u0103 tot timpul \u00een birou! zise cineva.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Iarba s-a ve\u0219tejit! Hai, la treab\u0103!<\/p>\n

Au ie\u0219it cu to\u021bii \u00een curte, unde existau parcele cu iarb\u0103 \u0219i flori. Toat\u0103 lumea \u0219tia c\u0103 biroul managerului se afla la parter, o \u00eenc\u0103pere imens\u0103 pentru un singur om, \u0219i avea ferestrele foarte joase. Managerului \u2013 domnul Maduro, – \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 deschid\u0103 o fereastr\u0103 diminea\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103 respire mireasma florilor. Dar de data asta ni\u0219te b\u0103l\u0103rii imense crescuser\u0103 \u00een peisajul omului. Aveau la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 dou\u0103 motocositoare, din care una func\u021biona \u0219i alta era defect\u0103. Exista angajat \u0219i un gr\u0103dinar, nepot al managerului, care nu venea niciodat\u0103 la serviciu la prima or\u0103; nici la a doua sau a treia. Gurile rele spuneau c\u0103 e un drogat \u0219i era angajat pentru c\u0103 \u00een alt\u0103 parte nu-l primise nimeni. Un coleg de-al lui Isidor puse m\u00e2na pe coarnele motocositoarei \u0219i \u00eencepu s-o plimbe prin iarb\u0103. Altul \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 repare cealalt\u0103 cositoare mecanic\u0103; ceilal\u021bi umblar\u0103 dup\u0103 ni\u0219te coase, m\u0103turi sau alte unelte cu care ar fi putut lucra \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Dar noi n-am fost angaja\u021bi drept salahori! spuse cineva. Apoi nimeni n-a mai comentat nimic. Managerul deschise fereastra \u0219i se uit\u0103 spre cei care lucrau. \u00ce\u0219i lu\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be motanul t\u0103rcat pe care-l \u021binea \u00een birou \u0219i r\u0103mase mult timp \u00een picioare, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ind animalul. Domnul Maduro \u00ee\u0219i aducea motanul de acas\u0103 cu ma\u0219ina firmei \u0219i la plecare \u00eel lua cu el. \u00cel iubea mult. Nu la fel de mult ca pe nevast\u0103, amant\u0103 \u0219i copii, dar, oricum, ca pe un membru al familiei. \u0218i socotind c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i petrecea cu motanul cea mai mare parte din timpul s\u0103u, at\u00e2t la serviciu, c\u00e2t \u0219i acas\u0103, animalul putea fi socotit cel mai bun prieten al lui; vorbea des cu Aristide \u2013 a\u0219a-l chema pe motan. Dar Aristide \u00eei fugi din bra\u021be, nu se \u0219tie de ce, s\u0103ri pe geam afar\u0103 \u0219i \u021bu\u0219ti, \u00een v\u00e2rful nucului din fundul cur\u021bii. L-au v\u0103zut cu to\u021bii pe manager cum \u00ee\u0219i puse m\u00e2na la inim\u0103 \u2013 ca la c\u00e2ntarea imnului na\u021bional c\u00e2nd venea primarul la firm\u0103 – \u0219i face din gur\u0103 ca pe\u0219tele pe uscat, nefiind capabil s\u0103 scoat\u0103 vreo vorb\u0103. Totu\u0219i, toat\u0103 lumea a \u00een\u021beles ce voia s\u0103 spun\u0103: trebuia g\u0103sit motanul. \u0218i atunci salaria\u021bii firmei s-au urcat \u00een nuc s\u0103 prind\u0103 potaia. Ac\u021biunea se dovedi dificil\u0103. Oamenii se suir\u0103 \u00een pom, dar nucul b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i r\u0103muros era foarte greu de abordat, unele crengi care p\u0103reau solide se rupser\u0103 sub picioarele celor care \u00eel escaladar\u0103, altele duceau \u00een spa\u021bii libere, f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103turi cu alte ramuri pentru a se putea urca \u00een continuare. Managerul promise un premiu celui care-i aduce pisoiul: un concediu de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 (pl\u0103tit). Eforturile se \u00eente\u021bir\u0103, salaria\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i rupser\u0103 hainele \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 se urce \u00een nuc, se r\u0103nir\u0103, iar unii chiar c\u0103zur\u0103. Dar urcar\u0103 imediat la loc \u0219i nucul lu\u0103 aspectul unui copac \u00een care se joac\u0103 ni\u0219te maimu\u021be. La scurt timp dup\u0103 ce \u0219eful anun\u021base premiul, printre cei care abordar\u0103 copacul ap\u0103ru t\u00e2n\u0103rul gr\u0103dinar, care se dovedi foarte eficient. Motanul se urcase pe o ramur\u0103 care ducea chiar \u00een v\u00e2rf, dep\u0103\u0219ind coroana cu vreun metru, ca o anten\u0103. Gr\u0103dinarul ajunse la felina care \u00eencepuse s\u0103 miaune \u00eengrozitor, \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 coboare s\u0103rind din creang\u0103 \u00een creang\u0103 \u021bin\u00e2nd potaia \u00een bra\u021be; dar la un moment \u00eei alunec\u0103 un picior \u0219i t\u00e2n\u0103rul r\u0103mase \u00een aer, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 de o crac\u0103 \u0219i str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd la piept motanul cu cealalt\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103; pisoiul \u00eencepu s\u0103 se zbat\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l zg\u00e2rie. Isidor \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentinse aripile \u0219i-\u0219i lu\u0103 zborul; \u00eel \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219\u0103 pe gr\u0103dinar \u0219i-l aduse jos la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, viu \u0219i nev\u0103t\u0103mat, cu motanul managerului \u00een bra\u021be. Gr\u0103dinarul, care \u0219i a\u0219a era un chiulangiu, primi o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de concediu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Nu e drept, spuse secretara. Cel care a f\u0103cut totul a fost Isidor.<\/p>\n

Se aflau cu to\u021bii \u00een curte, unde venise \u0219i managerul s\u0103-\u0219i ia \u00een bra\u021be odorul.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Cum? f\u0103cu domnul Maduro.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -\u0218i-a \u00eentins aripile, s-a dus p\u00e2n\u0103 sus \u0219i i-a luat jos! insist\u0103 secretara.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -A mai v\u0103zut cineva chestia asta? \u00eentreb\u0103 managerul.<\/p>\n

V\u0103zuse toat\u0103 lumea, dar nimeni nu zise nimic.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -P\u0103i s\u0103 stabilim ceva, zise managerul apropiindu-se de Isidor (\u021binea \u00een bra\u021be motanul pe care-l m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia continuu). Tu ai aripi?<\/p>\n

Isidor purta un fel de mantie scurt\u0103 sub care-\u0219i str\u00e2nsese aripile.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Este o chestiune personal\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Personal\u0103 sau nepersonal\u0103, v\u0103d c\u0103-mi r\u0103v\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti firma \u0219i gr\u0103dina! Ia s\u0103 le vedem!<\/p>\n

B\u0103rbatul trase de mantia lui Isidor. Imediat, c\u00e2\u021biva colegi de-ai lui, curio\u0219i \u0219i invidio\u0219i, \u00eencepur\u0103 s\u0103-l h\u0103r\u021buiasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l apuce de haine. Tot grupul se \u00eendrepta spre cl\u0103dire. Mantia lui Isidor fu smuls\u0103 \u0219i ap\u0103rur\u0103 la iveal\u0103 aripile, ca de vultur, cu pene de nuan\u021be gri-metalice. Managerul fu cuprins de furie. Colegii lui \u00eel \u00eenghesuir\u0103 \u0219i-i administrar\u0103 ghionturi dureroase pe ascuns sau chiar pe fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -S\u0103-l ducem la poli\u021bie! zise cineva.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -S\u0103-l \u00eenchidem \u00een beci! spuse altcineva.<\/p>\n

De undeva ap\u0103ru o fr\u00e2nghie cu care \u00eencepur\u0103 s\u0103-l lege pe Isidor. \u00cen zbaterea sa, Isidor c\u0103zu peste manager, care-i d\u0103du o palm\u0103; motanul \u00eel zg\u00e2rie. Isidor f\u0103cu un pas ca la fandare, se r\u0103suci \u0219i sc\u0103p\u0103 din m\u00e2inile agresorilor; smulse motanul din m\u00e2inile managerului \u0219i-\u0219i \u00eentinse aripile; \u00een acel moment st\u00e2rni o mare uimire \u0219i el \u00ee\u0219i lu\u0103 zborul. Toate capetele se d\u0103dur\u0103 pe spate; Isidor zbura pe o traiectorie ascendent\u0103, aproape vertical\u0103, \u0219i aduse din ce \u00een ce mai mult cu silueta unui avion supersonic; la un moment dat ap\u0103ru ca de m\u0103rimea unei ciori, apoi ca o vrabie, ca un punct mic pe cer \u0219i la urm\u0103 nu se mai v\u0103zu deloc.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Mi-a luat \u0219i motanul! zise managerul, sp\u0103rg\u00e2nd lini\u0219tea care se l\u0103sase. \u00cen aceea\u0219i clip\u0103, ca o ghiulea, f\u0103c\u00e2nd o gaur\u0103 \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt, ceva se pr\u0103bu\u0219i din v\u0103zduh; pentru o secund\u0103 sau dou\u0103, se v\u0103zuse pisoiul zburlit, cu p\u0103rul ridicat ca ni\u0219te ace pe corp, cu ochii ie\u0219i\u021bi din cap ca la melc, scheun\u00e2nd a moarte; se f\u0103cuse zob, provoc\u00e2nd \u0219i o groap\u0103 \u00een sol.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Acum e direct mort \u0219i \u00eengropat! coment\u0103 unul dintre salaria\u021bi, care avu norocul s\u0103 nu fie descoperit de manager; acesta r\u0103mase \u00eempietrit \u0219i secretara \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un func\u021bionar i-au mi\u0219cat m\u00e2inile \u0219i l-au frecat pe spate, s\u0103-\u0219i revin\u0103. Apoi domnul Maduro scoase un r\u0103cnet de nebun, puternic \u0219i r\u0103scolitor, care se auzi p\u00e2n\u0103 departe \u00een ora\u0219.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Isidor nu se mai putea duce la serviciu. Dar merse la o \u00eentreprindere apropiat\u0103, cam cu acela\u0219i profil, cu ni\u0219te oameni pe care \u00eei cuno\u0219tea \u0219i cu care se intersectase pe timpul unor rela\u021bii de munc\u0103. De la serviciul de resurse umane, unde-\u0219i l\u0103sase un CV \u0219i o cerere de angajare, Isidor a fost trimis la managerul firmei. El a spus unde a lucrat \u00eenainte \u0219i fiind vorba de o \u00eentreprindere concurent\u0103, managerul \u2013 un b\u0103rbat pirpiriu cu ni\u0219te haine cam largi pentru el, a spus c\u0103 e de acord cu angajarea lui; chiar \u00een acel moment sun\u0103 telefonul. Isidor auzi tot ce spunea omul din telefon, fiindc\u0103 interlocutorul vorbea foarte tare; era domnul Maduro.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Am aflat c\u0103 a venit la dumneata! S\u0103 nu-l angajezi, domnule, s\u0103-l la\u0219i s\u0103 moar\u0103 de foame! se auzea \u00een aparat.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Poftim?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Are aripi, domnule! \u0218i zboar\u0103! \u0218i l-a omor\u00e2t pe Aristide, arunc\u00e2ndu-l din cer!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Pe Aristide? f\u0103cu managerul pirpiriu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Da! A f\u0103cut s\u0103racu\u2019 <\/em>o groap\u0103 \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Aristide nu era ceva filosof?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Nu. Era motan! url\u0103 domnul Maduro.<\/p>\n

Isidor \u00eei f\u0103cu un semn b\u0103rbatului de la telefon cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 ca \u0219i cum ar fi \u00eenv\u00e2rtit un bec.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Aha! zise managerul pirpiriu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -E o calamitate! S\u0103 nu-l angaja\u021bi! se auzi vocea domnului Maduro.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Dac\u0103 are aripi, nu-l angajez, spuse omul de la birou. Acoperi cu palma telefonul \u0219i-l \u00eentreb\u0103 pe Isidor: \u201eAi aripi, domnule Isidor?\u201d. Cel \u00eentrebat d\u0103du negativ din cap. Mi-a spus c\u0103 n-are! preciz\u0103 managerul pirpiriu \u00een telefon.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Minte, minte! Controla\u021bi-l, t\u0103ia\u021bi-i-le, smulge\u021bi-i-le! url\u0103 Maduro \u00een telefon \u00een timp ce b\u0103rbatul puse receptorul \u00een suportul lui. Managerul \u00eei spuse lui Isidor s\u0103 se prezinte la lucru \u00eencep\u00e2nd din ziua urm\u0103toare. Isidor a venit la fix la serviciu \u0219i \u0219i-a ocupat locul \u00eentr-un birou, unde a fost condus de func\u021bionarul de la resurse umane. A c\u0103utat s\u0103 se adapteze noului spa\u021biu de munc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 respecte \u00eentocmai regulamentul \u0219i reglement\u0103rile interioare. Isidor \u0219tia \u2013 avea destul\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103 – c\u0103-n orice loc exist\u0103 reguli scrise \u0219i altele nescrise. Dac\u0103 managerul \u021binea cu c\u00e2te o echip\u0103 de fotbal \u0219i salaria\u021bii trebuiau s\u0103 fie suporterii aceleia\u0219i echipe. Dac\u0103 \u0219eful simpatiza un anumit senator sau senatoare, evident c\u0103 \u0219i subordona\u021bii trebuiau s\u0103 laude acea persoan\u0103. Sau m\u0103car s\u0103 critice -pe fa\u021b\u0103- pe altcineva din tab\u0103ra politic\u0103 opus\u0103. Managerul se numea Lungu \u2013 de\u0219i era mic \u0219i sl\u0103bu\u021b, iar Isidor \u00eei mai ad\u0103ug\u0103 o caracteristic\u0103: era ur\u00e2t. Avea o figur\u0103 cu o piele ro\u0219ie ca de adolescent, plin\u0103 de co\u0219uri. \u00cen schimb, domnul Lungu avea o nevast\u0103 frumoas\u0103 \u0219i f\u00e2\u0219nea\u021b\u0103 foc, mult mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 dec\u00e2t el \u0219i total nepotrivit\u0103. Giliola \u2013 a\u0219a se numea,- p\u0103rea s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 nici m\u0103car 18 ani, pe c\u00e2nd el avea peste 40. \u00cen plus, ea era casnic\u0103 \u0219i foarte plictisit\u0103; dar avea fel de fel de ini\u021biative \u0219i capricii pentru a-\u0219i ocupa timpul, \u0219i altul \u00een locul domnului Lungu ar fi divor\u021bat de mult; dar managerul nu putea s\u0103 renun\u021be sub nici un chip la ea, fiindc\u0103 o iubea \u0219i era foarte \u00eenst\u0103rit\u0103 (mo\u0219ie \u00een Dr\u0103g\u0103\u0219ani cu conac, vil\u0103 \u00een Fran\u021ba, apartament \u00een New-York, pensiune \u00een Sinaia \u0219i altele, toate primite de la p\u0103rin\u021bii ei). Uneori ea venea la biroul lui, se \u00eembr\u0103cau sport \u2013 ea cu un dres negru mulat pe corp, el \u00een trening ro\u0219u \u2013 \u0219i s\u0103reau coarda. Dac\u0103 secretara le aducea o cafea \u00een timp ce ei erau \u00een mi\u0219care, trebuia ca \u0219i ea s\u0103 sar\u0103 coarda l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei av\u00e2nd grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu cad\u0103 ce\u0219tile cu cafea de pe tav\u0103. So\u021bul obosea repede \u0219i ea \u00eel apostrofa cu: \u201eHai, bo\u0219orogule, arat\u0103-\u021bi fibra!\u201d. Dar managerul se ducea s\u0103 fac\u0103 du\u0219 \u00een apartamentul existent la serviciu, aflat al\u0103turi de cabinetul s\u0103u de lucru, iar Giliola ie\u0219ea \u00een curte \u0219i alegea c\u00e2te-un salariat pe care-l ruga s\u0103 sar\u0103 coarda \u00eempreun\u0103 cu ea. Dup\u0103 aceea se ducea \u0219i ea la du\u0219, lu\u00e2ndu-l \u0219i pe partenerul de exerci\u021biu s-o frece pe spate. Domnul Lungu, care avea grij\u0103 s\u0103 elibereze baia la timp, \u00eei atr\u0103gea aten\u021bia so\u021biei de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u0103 \u201edoar sp\u0103lat pe spate fix!\u201d.\u201eSigur, dragul meu, doar m\u0103 cuno\u0219ti!\u201d. Cu toate acestea, domnul Lungu \u00eel lega \u00eentotdeauna la ochi pe \u00eenso\u021bitorul nevesti-sii cu o c\u00e2rp\u0103 neagr\u0103, \u00eenainte ca ambii s\u0103 se \u00eencuie \u00een baie. Managerul era totu\u0219i de fiecare dat\u0103 agitat c\u00e2nd avea loc episodul cu \u00eemb\u0103ierea. \u201eNu v\u0103 mai \u00eencuia\u021bi!\u201d le spunea el. Ea replica: \u201eBa da, \u00eencuiem u\u0219a pentru c\u0103 nu vrem ca \u00een cazul unei inunda\u021bii apa de la noi s\u0103-\u021bi inunde biroul!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00centr-o zi c\u00e2nd domnul Lungu era plecat din firm\u0103, Giliola ap\u0103ru la volanul ma\u0219inii ei \u2013 avea un Mercedes negru imens \u2013 \u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een cabinetul b\u0103rbatului ei, cer\u00e2nd din mers secretarei o cafea tare, f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r. Apoi, cu cea\u0219ca-n m\u00e2n\u0103, plec\u0103 \u00een apartamentul aflat la dispozi\u021bia managerului de unde-l chem\u0103 prin telefon pe Isidor. Acesta se prezent\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba doamnei, care ar\u0103ta ca o scol\u0103ri\u021b\u0103 (purta un fel de costum care imita uniforma \u0219colar\u0103 cu imprimeu \u00een carouri) \u0219i o \u00eentreb\u0103 cu ce poate s\u0103-i fie de folos.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Am auzit c\u0103 ai aripi! Vrei s\u0103-mi ar\u0103\u021bi \u0219i mie?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Eu… nu prea… b\u00e2igui Isidor fandosindu-se ca un copil mic \u0219i r\u0103sf\u0103\u021bat.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Hai, nu te jena, dezbrac\u0103-te!<\/p>\n

Isidor \u00ee\u0219i descheie doi nasturi de la hain\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Hai, curaj! Aici nu vine nimeni! Spune-mi, pe mine m-ai putea duce \u00een bra\u021be prin aer? Sunt o femeie u\u0219oar\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Femeie u\u0219oar\u0103? repet\u0103 ma\u0219inal Isidor, ca \u0219i cum n-ar fi \u00een\u021beles.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -A, nu \u00een sensul \u0103la, ci de greutate… D\u0103-\u021bi o dat\u0103 haina aia jos, c\u0103 nu mai am r\u0103bdare!<\/p>\n

Isidor se codea. \u00ce\u0219i mai descheia c\u00e2te un nasture, cu mare \u00eencetineal\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Vrei s\u0103 te ajut \u0219i eu? zise Giliola.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Nu… b\u00e2igui Isidor.Dar femeia se apropie de el \u0219i-i v\u00e2r\u00ee o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe sub hain\u0103, pip\u0103indu-l pe piept.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ce face\u021bi aici? se auzi o voce tun\u0103toare. Ap\u0103ruse domnul Lungu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ce cau\u021bi aici? Parc\u0103 erai plecat! spuse so\u021bia managerului.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Mi-am uitat bricheta! spuse b\u0103rbatul, care, de\u0219i era foarte slab avea un glas foarte puternic.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Dar tu nu fumezi! spuse doamna.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -\u0102sta nu e un motiv ca s\u0103 m\u0103 traduci! Te voi \u00eenchide \u00een turn!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ai \u00eennebunit? spuse nevast\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n

Ap\u0103rur\u0103 doi bodyguarzi foarte solizi; ei o apucar\u0103 pe femeia fiecare de un bra\u021b, dar domnul Lungu \u00eei opri.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Mai \u00eent\u00e2i da\u021bi-i lui \u0103sta vreo doi pumni!<\/p>\n

Era vorba de Isidor.<\/p>\n

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