{"id":13459,"date":"2021-03-12T01:00:14","date_gmt":"2021-03-11T23:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=13459"},"modified":"2021-06-16T10:35:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-16T08:35:09","slug":"boschetarul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=13459","title":{"rendered":"boschetarul"},"content":{"rendered":"

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proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201cProz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri<\/a>\u201d – facebook [prima selec\u0163ie]<\/span><\/p>\n

de Ofelia Prodan<\/p>\n

\u00eentr-un ora\u015f, \u00eentr-un tomberon, locuie\u015fte un boschetar care peste noapte sare din tomberon \u015fi se transform\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2ine. toat\u0103 noaptea, url\u0103 la lun\u0103 \u015fi atac\u0103 pe oricine \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fte s\u0103 se apropie de tomberon. ziua se face boschetar la loc \u015fi caut\u0103 prin tomberon o sticl\u0103 cu un mesaj secret. c\u00e2nd scormone\u015fte printre gunoaie, tomberonul se clatin\u0103 \u00een toate p\u0103r\u0163ile, \u00eenc\u00e2t boschetarul se simte ca un marinar \u00een largul m\u0103rii. noaptea, tomberonul vorbe\u015fte cu glasul c\u0103pitanului \u015fi \u00eei transmite boschetarului transformat \u00een c\u00e2ine cu maxim\u0103 precizie latitudinea \u015fi longitudinea la care se afl\u0103 sticla cu mesajul secret. boschetarul transformat \u00een c\u00e2ine nu pricepe nimic \u015fi a doua zi scormone\u015fte cu zel, perfect convins c\u0103 este din ce \u00een ce mai aproape de sticl\u0103. tomberonul se m\u00e2nie \u015fi se clatin\u0103 \u015fi mai tare \u015fi atunci boschetarul este convins c\u0103 se afl\u0103 chiar \u00een mijlocul unui uragan. c\u00e2nd uraganul se potole\u015fte, se \u00eensereaz\u0103 deja \u015fi boschetarul sare din tomberon \u015fi se transform\u0103 iar \u00een c\u00e2ine. tomberonul se \u00eenfurie \u015fi mai tare \u015fi scoate dintre gunoaie un CD nou-nou\u0163 pe care \u00eenregistreaz\u0103 vocea c\u0103pitanului. c\u00e2nd se face diminea\u0163\u0103, boschetarul se freac\u0103 la ochi \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu ochii \u015fi gura c\u0103scat\u0103 c\u00e2nd vede un CD nou-nou\u0163 care merge singur \u015fi \u00eei transmite cu vocea c\u0103pitanului coordonatele la care se afl\u0103 sticla cu mesajul secret. ascult\u0103 atent \u015fi se arunc\u0103 \u00een tomberon. se treze\u015fte \u00een mijlocul oceanului \u00eenot\u00e2nd departe de corabie \u015fi l\u00e2ng\u0103 el plute\u015fte un pet de bere cu o h\u00e2rtie f\u0103cut\u0103 sul \u00een\u0103untru. din c\u00e2teva mi\u015fc\u0103ri \u00eendem\u00e2natice prinde petul \u015fi cu petul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 sare url\u00e2nd victorios din tomberon. se a\u015faz\u0103 pe jos cu petul de bere \u00een bra\u0163e tremur\u00e2nd \u015fi transpir\u00e2nd de emo\u0163ie. parc\u0103 \u00eei este team\u0103 s\u0103 desfac\u0103 petul \u015fi s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 mesajul. se uit\u0103 lung la pet \u015fi petul face doi ochi care se uit\u0103 \u00een zeflemea la boschetar. boschetarul scoate limba la pet \u015fi desface capacul cu degete febrile. petul face o gur\u0103 mare care r\u00e2nje\u015fte batjocoritor la boschetar. boschetarul \u00eenjur\u0103 petul \u015fi se c\u0103zne\u015fte s\u0103 scoat\u0103 mesajul. petul face dou\u0103 picioare iu\u0163i \u015fi o ia la goan\u0103 printre blocuri cu boschetarul dup\u0103 el. \u00eencet-\u00eencet, se face iar sear\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201cProz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri\u201d – facebook [prima selec\u0163ie] de Ofelia Prodan \u00eentr-un ora\u015f, \u00eentr-un tomberon, locuie\u015fte un boschetar care peste noapte sare din tomberon \u015fi se transform\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2ine. toat\u0103 noaptea, url\u0103 la lun\u0103 \u015fi atac\u0103 pe oricine \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fte s\u0103 se apropie de tomberon. ziua se face boschetar la loc \u015fi caut\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1452,15,1487],"tags":[1453,86,1115,1489],"class_list":["post-13459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-66","category-proza","category-proza-eseuri-fb","tag-egophobia-66","tag-ofelia-prodan","tag-proza","tag-proza-eseuri-fb"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3v5","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13459"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13622,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13459\/revisions\/13622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}