{"id":13462,"date":"2021-03-12T01:02:05","date_gmt":"2021-03-11T23:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=13462"},"modified":"2021-06-16T10:35:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-16T08:35:09","slug":"mantuirea-lui-gaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=13462","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e2ntuirea lui G\u00e2z\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/239493983831082\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.vgy.me\/0mbYab.png?w=812&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: green;\"> proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/239493983831082\">Proz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri<\/a>\u201d &#8211; facebook [prima selec\u0163ie]<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de Victor Potra<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00ce\u015fi trase nasul \u015fi \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 a\u015feze cartonul mai bine. Era al dracului de frig. Cel mai tare \u00eel lua de la fundul a\u015fezat pe pervazul de la Mega Image. Nu reu\u015fise s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 un carton de doamne-ajut\u0103, mai gros. \u0102sta era de la o juc\u0103rie cu Ben10, \u015fi era sub\u0163ire. Cu labele era \u00eenc\u0103 ok, de\u015fi erau vinete de frig. Putea s\u0103 mi\u015fte degetele de la picioare, antrenamentul \u00ee\u015fi spunea cuv\u00e2ntul. Oricum, nu avea de ales, dac\u0103 vroia s\u0103-\u015fi scoat\u0103 p\u00e2rleala.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O gagic\u0103-n\u0163olit\u0103 bine, cu decolteu bogat, se opri \u015fi-i d\u0103du o portocal\u0103. \u00cei venea s-o \u00eenjure, dar se ab\u0163inu. Nu se \u015ftie niciodat\u0103 c\u00e2nd te treze\u015fti cu un \u015fut \u00een gur\u0103, mai bine ciocu\u2019 mic. Tipa se \u00eendep\u0103rt\u0103 la bra\u0163ul unui papi\u0163oi numa-n c\u00e2rpe de firm\u0103, coment\u00e2nd cu glas de mare lady:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Ai v\u0103zut, s\u0103racul copil, \u00een picioarele goale \u00een mijlocul iernii\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDac\u0103 \u0163i-e a\u015fa de mil\u0103, de ce nu marci un ban, f\u0103?\u201d i-ar fi zis, da\u2019 gagiu ei p\u0103rea cam nervos\u2026 Clar \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 era e o tactic\u0103 bun\u0103 asta cu cer\u015fitul descul\u0163. Mai ales c\u0103 e seara de anul nou. To\u0163i fraierii care o duc bine se simt cumva vinova\u0163i c\u00e2nd v\u0103d un pu\u015fti cu cotoaiele la iveal\u0103, la minus cinci grade. \u015eontorogu\u2019, fie-i sufletu\u2019 fr\u0103m\u00e2ntat de to\u0163i dracii, \u00eei explicase \u015fmecheria. La s\u0103rb\u0103tori, \u0103\u015ftia de se cred oameni buni au tendin\u0163a s\u0103 fac\u0103 a\u015fa, un fel de adunare a faptelor bune. Bilan\u0163 parc\u0103-i zicea \u015eontorogu\u2019 \u015ei de obicei le d\u0103 cu minus, a\u015fa c\u0103 atunci sunt mai genero\u015fi\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDe ce le d\u0103 cu minus dac\u0103-s oameni buni\u201d \u00eel \u00eentrebase pe \u0163iganul olog. Acu un an era mai mic \u015fi mai fraier, n-avea dec\u00e2t \u015fase.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201ePen\u2019 c\u0103 de fapt nu-s buni, numa\u2019 c\u0103 a\u015fa le place s\u0103 cread\u0103. Sunt d-\u0103ia de se duc la biseric\u0103 \u015fi bag\u0103-n cutia milei, s\u0103 aib\u0103 popii d-un chef. \u015ei de s\u0103rb\u0103tori \u00ee\u015fi aduc aminte de m\u00e2ntuire \u015fi de alte socoteli d-astea, \u015fi li se face cumva ru\u015fine c\u0103 ei au de toate \u015fi tu e\u015fti \u00een strad\u0103, cu cioatele la expozi\u0163ie\u2026 Atuncea dau \u015fi \u0103ia care se fac de obicei c\u0103 nu te v\u0103d\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eCe-i aia, m\u00e2ntuire?\u201d \u00eel \u00eentrebase. \u015eontorogu\u2019 r\u00e2sese cu lacrimi. \u201eCeva ce-o s\u0103 recuno\u015fti cu siguran\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 \u0163i se-nt\u00e2mple\u201d hohotise el. \u015ei al dracu\u2019 \u0163igan, spusese la to\u0163i. De atunci \u00eei r\u0103m\u0103sese porecla M\u00e2ntuitu\u2019. P\u00e2n\u0103 la povestea asta i se zicea G\u00e2z\u0103, c\u0103 era firav r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; La mul\u0163i ani, s-ave\u0163i un an nou fericit, \u00eencerc\u0103 la o gras\u0103 \u00een palton negru. Femeia se opri \u015fi se-apropie de el.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Cum de e\u015fti descul\u0163, m\u0103i b\u0103iete?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Dac\u0103 n-avem de nici unele, sunt orfan tanti\u2026 spuse el cu glas pl\u00e2ng\u0103cios. La varianta cu \u201esuntem \u015fapte fra\u0163i acas\u0103\u201d renun\u0163ase de mult, prea o foloseau to\u0163i colora\u0163ii la metrou, asta cu orfanu\u2019 d\u0103dea bine, mai ales la femei. Grasa deschise po\u015feta \u015fi \u00eencepu s\u0103 scotoceasc\u0103 \u00een ea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Crezi \u00een Isus, copile?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Cred tanti, \u015fi \u00een Isus, \u015fi \u00een Dumnezeu Tat\u0103l, spuse el repede, privind cu speran\u0163\u0103 la geant\u0103. Femeia scoase \u015fi-i \u00eentinse un cartona\u015f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Uite aici o iconi\u0163\u0103, cu Domnul nostru Isus, dr\u0103gu\u0163ule. C\u00e2nd \u0163i-e dor de mami \u015fi tati po\u0163i s\u0103 te rogi la Isus\u015fi el o s\u0103 te-aline. Dumnezeu s\u0103 te p\u0103zeasc\u0103, spuse umflata \u015fi se r\u0103suci pe tocuri intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">R\u0103mase cu totul uluit, cu cartonul colorat \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Isus? Mami \u015fi tati? Dor? De curva aia be\u0163iv\u0103 care-l chema s\u0103-i adune prezervativele folosite de pe jos? Sau de alcoolicul care se urcase pe el, s\u0103-l sparg\u0103 la rozet\u0103? C\u00e2nd auzise de la Cioar\u0103 c\u0103 vor s\u0103-l v\u00e2nd\u0103 lu\u2019 Tric\u0103, pe\u015ftele de \u00eencredere a lui Claie, luase ce g\u0103sise prin po\u015feta lu\u2019 Marina \u015fi o tulise. \u201eM-a\u015f ruga acu\u2019 la Isus pentr-o ciocolat\u0103 fierbinte, da\u2019 fac pariu c\u0103-i ocupat\u201d g\u00e2ndi el cu n\u0103duf. Aproape c\u0103-i venea s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103. O portocal\u0103 \u015fi un Isus pe carton, dup\u0103 o or\u0103 de stat \u00een ger. Oricum, din ce \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ase un lucru era sigur: nimic nu e de aruncat. Portocala deja o pusese la piept, sub geac\u0103, s\u0103 nu-nghe\u0163e, iar iconi\u0163a\u2026 Ia<br \/>\ns-o pun\u0103 la vedere, poate atrage aten\u0163ia vreunui bisericos\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; S\u0103 v\u0103 dea Dumnezeu un An bogat, s\u0103ru\u2019 m\u00e2na, doamn\u0103, \u00eencerc\u0103 din nou la o cucoan\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste, dar femeia \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 de saco\u015fe trecu gr\u0103bit\u0103 \u015fi se duse a\u0163\u0103 la un Audi parcat pe trecerea de pietoni.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Piticu\u2019 era \u00een a treia zi de b\u0103ut continuu \u015fi ajunsese la faza de nebunie contagioas\u0103. Marmelad\u0103 \u015fi Gino erau \u015fi ei mang\u0103, iar L\u0103\u0163el se dusese s\u0103 se culce, ceea ce nu era de bun augur. De obicei L\u0103\u0163el \u00eei \u0163inea \u00een fr\u00e2u s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 t\u00e2mpenii. Cel pu\u0163in nu de-alea rele. Acu trei ani Piticu\u2019 \u00eel pocnise pe L\u0103\u0163el cu sticla de whisky \u00een cap, \u015fi plecase cu TT-ul prin ora\u015f. D\u0103duse peste o pu\u015ftoaic\u0103 pe trecerea de pietoni \u015fi o f\u0103cuse zob. Avea 140. St\u0103tuse 8 luni ascuns, \u015fi trebuise s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 apartamentul ca s\u0103 se scoat\u0103. L\u0103\u0163el \u00eel rezolvase. De atunci Piticu\u2019 nu mai ie\u015fea din cuv\u00e2ntul lui, mai ales la b\u0103utur\u0103. Dar acu\u2019 se culcase, e drept, dup\u0103 ce le luase cheile de la ma\u015fini. Uitase \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 Marmelad\u0103 f\u0103cea Germania din 90 cu troace de haida.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Ia zi, p\u00e2rn\u0103ia\u015fule, facem o tur\u0103? \u00eei f\u0103cu Piticu\u2019 cu ochiul.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; \u015ei ce, vrei s\u0103-\u0163i sparg Audiul \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i leg firele? r\u00e2nji Marmelad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Nu, mergem cu a lu\u2019 Gino, c\u0103 avem loc to\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; S\u0103 crezi tu c\u0103 v\u0103 las io s\u0103 v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u0163i labele jegoase \u00een cinciaru\u2019 meu, spuse r\u00e2g\u00e2ind dispre\u0163uitor Gino.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Haide b\u0103, d\u0103m o tur\u0103 tare \u015fi ne-ntoarcem, \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103-l conving\u0103 Marmelad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; De ce s\u0103 nu mergem cu a ta, c\u0103 e tot BMW? De ce s\u0103 \u00eemi strici mie bordu\u2019?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; A mea nu e seria 5, \u015fi e pe motorin\u0103, nu fuge\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Auzi b\u0103, hai c\u0103 ne cert\u0103m degeaba, luam un taxi p\u00e2n\u0103 la parc \u015fi g\u0103sim acolo o ma\u015fin\u0103 de alergat\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; P\u0103i a\u015fa da, auzi, s\u0103-mi desfac\u0103 mie bordu\u2019, bomb\u0103ni Gino, turn\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 un Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00ce\u015fi lipise iconi\u0163a cu o ciung\u0103 culeas\u0103 de pe jos pe capsa din dreptul pieptului. St\u0103tea prins\u0103 bine. \u015ei era vizibil\u0103. Ghinionul se sp\u0103rsese, f\u0103cuse deja opt sute de mii. E drept c\u0103 trei sute le primise de un be\u0163iv lacrimogen, care \u0163inuse mor\u0163i\u015f s\u0103 ia \u015fi un g\u00e2t de votc\u0103, \u201es\u0103 te mai \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fti mititelule\u201d. Bun\u0103 vodca, dar i se f\u0103cuse o foame de lup. Nu era cazul s\u0103 plece tocmai acum, dar tare ar fi vrut o \u015faorma de la Arabu\u2019. Trebuia s\u0103 fac\u0103 m\u0103car \u201eun bulion dou\u0103\u201d, dup\u0103 revelion era totul mort cel pu\u0163in dou\u0103 zile. \u015ei venise ieri \u015fi l\u0103baru\u2019 \u0103la de P\u00e2r\u0163 dup\u0103 tax\u0103. Fusese prost r\u0103u, \u00eel prinsese cu banii pe dou\u0103 zile \u015fi \u00eel cur\u0103\u0163ase. \u201eLas c\u0103 nu te mai vizitez p\u00e2n\u2019 dup\u0103 Revelion\u201d, r\u00e2njise p\u00e2r\u0163arul. Asta e, data viitoare n-o s\u0103 se mai culce pe-o ureche, o s\u0103 bage la groap\u0103 m\u0103car c\u00e2teva sute de mii, c\u00e2t de prost ar merge. Mai bine o b\u0103taie de la P\u00e2r\u0163 dec\u00e2t foamea asta de-i venea le\u015fin de la linguric\u0103\u2026 O bab\u0103 \u00een cojoc \u015fi cu broboada \u00een cap veni la el, \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cu cruce \u015fi \u00eei l\u0103s\u0103 o h\u00e2rtie de cinci pe genunchi. \u00ce\u015fi f\u0103cu repede \u015fi el cruce \u015fi z\u00e2mbi, \u201es\u0103ru\u2019 m\u00e2na, bogdaproste\u201d, poate mai scoate\u2026 N-a mai scos\u2026 \u00cen fine, Isusul de carton \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea treaba.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00ce\u015fi aduse aminte c\u0103 odat\u0103, dup\u0103 povestea cu m\u00e2ntuirea, se dusese pe \u015fest la o biseric\u0103. Chiar era curios cum e treaba asta cu Dumnezeu \u015fi Isus. Din p\u0103cate diaconul \u00eel scosese \u00een \u015futuri, urgent. A\u015fa c\u0103 \u00eentrebase o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, care aprindea lum\u00e2n\u0103ri, \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, \u00een ni\u015fte cutii mari de tabl\u0103. Babeta \u00eei spusese o poveste cam \u00eencurcat\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 te rogi la Doamne-Doamne, Isus te iart\u0103 \u015fi te duci \u00een Rai. Da\u2019 totu\u2019 dup\u0103 ce mori\u2026 El, sincer s\u0103 fie, nu prea sim\u0163ea c\u0103 are nevoie de iertare. Nu se sim\u0163ea vinovat de nimic. Poate doar c\u0103\u0163elul \u0103la al pensionarului de vizavi de magazin, c\u0103ruia \u00eei d\u0103duse lapte cu \u015foricioaic\u0103. Da\u2019 venea mereu \u015fi se pi\u015fa pe el, pe la spate, \u015fi mo\u015fu\u2019 al\u0103 idiot r\u00e2dea s\u0103 se strice\u2026 Ia s\u0103 fi stat el cu pantalonii uzi \u00een februarie o zi \u00eentreag\u0103\u2026 \u00cen fine, chestiunea era cu dus \u015fi-ntors, dar ceea ce-l nedumerise complet era treaba cu \u201elumea ailalt\u0103\u201d. \u201eAdic\u0103 io nu primesc nimic acu\u2019, dac\u0103 m\u0103 rog? Doar dup\u0103 ce mor?\u201d o \u00eentrebase el pe b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103. Tipa \u00eei explicase c\u0103 uneori Dumnezeu \u00eei ajut\u0103 \u015fi \u00een aceast\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 pe cei care se roag\u0103. Dac\u0103 vrea. Da\u2019 nimic nu e sigur. Dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea lui rug\u0103ciunile astea erau cam degeaba. Dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 pun\u0103 m\u00e2na s\u0103 te-ajute, te ajut\u0103, dac\u0103 nu, nu\u2026 \u201e\u015ei cu m\u00e2ntuirea cum e?\u201d \u00eentrebase \u00een continuare. Cic\u0103 sufletul t\u0103u se duce \u00een gr\u0103dina raiului, \u015fi acolo \u00eel vezi pe Dumnezeu. Nu i se p\u0103rea mare sf\u00e2r\u00e2ial\u0103, mai ales c\u0103 nu prea \u015ftia nimeni ce \u0163oale poart\u0103 \u015fi ce halesc \u0103ia din Rai. Oricum, b\u0103tr\u00e2na se sup\u0103rase c\u00e2nd o \u00eentrebase dac\u0103 au \u0163ig\u0103ri \u00een Rai \u015fi-i spusese c\u0103 o s\u0103 se duc\u0103 direct \u00een Iad dac\u0103 mai are asemenea g\u00e2nduri necurate. Cum Iadul p\u0103rea ceva de r\u0103u, o \u00eenjurase copios \u015fi apoi plecase spre Gar\u0103, c\u0103 era sezonul vacan\u0163elor. Dac\u0103<br \/>\nn-ar fi fost ga\u015fca lu\u2019 Bil\u0103, s-ar fi putut face o p\u00e2ine u\u015foar\u0103 \u00een Gar\u0103\u2026 \u201e\u00cen fine, s\u0103 ne concentr\u0103m pe treab\u0103\u201d oft\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2nd. Deja \u00eenchideau magazinul. Mda, normal, era noaptea de anul nou. \u00cencepu s\u0103-\u015fi frece energic picioarele, apoi \u00ee\u015fi puse ciorapii \u015fi bocancii. Ar fi cazul s\u0103 se mute \u00een intersec\u0163ie. Dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i o s\u0103 dea o fug\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi ia o \u015faorma. Doamne, c\u00e2t de bun\u0103 o s\u0103 fie acuma, fierbinte\u2026 \u015ei o s\u0103-i spun\u0103 lu\u2019 Arabu\u2019 s\u0103-i pun\u0103 o ton\u0103 de maionez\u0103 \u015fi ketchup. Arabu\u2019 nu se zg\u00e2rcea la sosuri\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ma\u015finile scumpe erau greu de spart, erau securizate zdrav\u0103n, dar Marmelad\u0103 era un artist. BMW-ul M3 m\u00e2r\u00e2ia agresiv, cu Piticu\u2019 la volan. \u00cencerc\u0103 un derapaj cu spatele, dar EBD-ul \u00eentr\u0103 \u00een func\u0163iune \u015fi ma\u015fina se cl\u0103tin\u0103 doar un pic pe \u015fosea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; B\u0103, nu-mi place, spuse Piticu\u2019 a\u0163\u00e2\u0163at. Hai pe piatr\u0103 cubic\u0103, c\u0103 aici nu merge s\u0103 ne-nv\u00e2rtim cu ea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Cred c\u0103 \u0163i s-a f\u0103cut de balamuc, c\u00e2r\u00e2i din spate Gino. Doar nu vrei s\u0103 mergem \u00een centru.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Ia las\u0103 gura \u015fi d\u0103 o bere.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; E deja plin de sticle \u00een spate, \u015fi la cum te zbuciumi tu cu ma\u015fina o s\u0103 m\u0103 umpli de cioburi. Tre\u2019 s\u0103 oprim undeva s\u0103 mai arunc\u0103m din ele.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Ce s\u0103 mai oprim, ia d\u0103 o sticl\u0103 goal\u0103, url\u0103 Piticu\u2019 ca s\u0103 acopere zgomotul motorului care venea pe geamul deschis, \u00een timp ce accelera. Fii anten\u0103! Pariu c\u0103 nimeresc panoul \u0103la\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ma\u015fina trecu razant pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 st\u00e2lpi, pe contrasens, \u00een timp ce sticla se f\u0103cea \u0163\u0103nd\u0103ri de reclam\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Ce zice\u0163i b\u0103, d\u0103m la \u0163int\u0103? r\u0103cni \u00een al nou\u0103lea cer Piticu\u2019.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Era t\u00e2rziu deja, nu prea mai erau trec\u0103tori. M\u0103 rog, avea un milion juma\u2019 \u015fi burta plin\u0103, nu era foarte r\u0103u. \u00ce\u015fi luase \u015fi o sticl\u0103 de sangria de la chio\u015fc. S\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpine \u015fi el Anu\u2019 Nou cu o du\u015fc\u0103. \u201cCe, G\u00e2z\u0103 nu e \u015fi el om?\u201d \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 zic\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea c\u00e2te o pl\u0103cere. De\u015fi to\u0163i din ga\u015fc\u0103 \u00eei ziceau M\u00e2ntuitu\u2019 el \u00eenc\u0103 se sim\u0163ea G\u00e2z\u0103. \u00cel f\u0103cea cumva s\u0103 se simt\u0103 mic \u015fi neb\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103, \u015fi cumva protejat din cauza asta. Cine s\u0103 se ia de-o g\u00e2z\u0103?\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Se duse \u00een mijlocul rondului din intersec\u0163ie, l\u00e2ng\u0103 panoul video. Era transmisie de la concertul din centru. Nu c\u00e2ntau r\u0103u pu\u015ftii \u0103ia. \u015ei aici era destul de departe de blocuri, o s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u015fi el artificiile. A, uite-l \u015fi pe B\u0103sescu, acu\u015fi \u00eencepe \u015fi num\u0103r\u0103toarea invers\u0103. Era momentul s\u0103 desfac\u0103 sangria.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Piticu\u2019 o luase razna complet. Deja bu\u015fise ma\u015fina de dou\u0103 ori. Nu cine \u015ftie ce, da\u2019 dac\u0103 proprietarul n-avea casco, o pusese clar, o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 anu\u2019 cu cheltuial\u0103. Gino r\u00e2dea cu sughi\u0163uri de Marmelad\u0103, c\u0103ruia \u00eei s\u0103rise airbagul \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi era plin de whisky. Opriser\u0103, s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 airbagul \u015fi s\u0103 se pi\u015fe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Mai bag\u0103 aici un Jack, r\u0103cni Piticu\u2019 ambal\u00e2nd motorul.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Nu mai e, \u00eei \u00eentinse sticla goal\u0103 Marmelad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; P\u0103i ce facem b\u0103, \u00eencepem anu\u2019 nou pe uscat?! C\u0103 mai e o juma\u2019 de minut \u015fi trecem \u00een 2009, c\u00e2r\u00e2i Gino.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Ia d\u0103 sticla \u00eencoace, spuse Piticu\u2019 lu\u00e2nd m\u00e2inile de pe volan. Ultimu\u2019 pariu pe 2008! \u00cel vezi pe aurolacu\u2019 \u0103la din fa\u0163\u0103 din intersec\u0163ie? Pariu c\u0103-l ating la sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Atingi o laie, morm\u0103i Marmelad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Pun eu o sut\u0103 de euroi, da trebuie s\u0103 sari de sut\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo, r\u00e2se Gino.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Merge! url\u0103 Piticu\u2019 c\u0103lc\u00e2nd accelera\u0163ia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Rondul se n\u0103pustea spre ei. Piticu\u2019 scoase bra\u0163ul pe geam, cu sticla goal\u0103 de whisky \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211; Atac la sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie, strig\u0103 Piticu\u2019 \u00een timp ce sticla pornea cu 120 de kilometri la or\u0103 \u00eentr-o curb\u0103 lung\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">G\u00e2z\u0103 era \u00een fine fericit. Sangria \u00eel \u00eenc\u0103lzise, \u015fi num\u0103rase, odat\u0103 cu to\u0163i cei din pia\u0163\u0103, pe care \u00eei vedea pe ecran, \u201etrei, doi, unu, la mul\u0163i ani!\u201d \u00cencepeau artificiile. G\u00e2z\u0103 a\u015ftepta cu sufletul la gur\u0103, cu privirea \u00een sus. Se auzea urletul unui motor ambalat la maxim, care se apropia, dar nu avea chef s\u0103 piard\u0103 nici o sc\u00e2nteie. R\u0103mase cu privirea \u00een sus. Ap\u0103ru prima explozie de lumin\u0103. Ma\u015fina trecu \u015fi ceva tare \u00eel lovi dureros, \u00een t\u00e2mpl\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi d\u0103du seama c\u0103 se scurge pe noroiul \u00eenghe\u0163at. Cumva c\u0103zu cu fa\u0163a \u00een sus, cu ochii spre cer. \u015ei cerul parc\u0103 explodase. Erau at\u00e2tea culori\u2026 Duse m\u00e2na la t\u00e2mpl\u0103. Umed \u015fi lipicios. \u00cel cuprindea o mole\u015feal\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103. Pentru prima oar\u0103 de la \u00eenceputul iernii \u0103steia sim\u0163i c\u0103 frigul dispare complet. \u00cei era cald \u015fi bine. \u015ei bolta se deschidea, \u00een ro\u015fu \u015fi verde \u015fi alb, doar pentru el. \u015ei acum rachetele albastre\u2026 \u015ei din ele alte d\u00e2re de lumin\u0103! \u015ei altele\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201cProz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri\u201d &#8211; facebook [prima selec\u0163ie] de Victor Potra \u00ce\u015fi trase nasul \u015fi \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 a\u015feze cartonul mai bine. Era al dracului de frig. Cel mai tare \u00eel lua de la fundul a\u015fezat pe pervazul de la Mega Image. 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