{"id":13664,"date":"2021-10-03T08:43:30","date_gmt":"2021-10-03T06:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=13664"},"modified":"2021-07-29T19:45:19","modified_gmt":"2021-07-29T17:45:19","slug":"draga-putin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=13664","title":{"rendered":"Drag\u0103 Putin,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/239493983831082\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.vgy.me\/0mbYab.png?w=812&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: green;\"> proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/239493983831082\">Proz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri<\/a>\u201d &#8211; facebook [a treia selec\u0163ie]<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de Ofelia Prodan<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00ee\u021bi scriu pentru c\u0103 te admir. E\u0219ti tare! Cel mai tare lider mondial. Ca tine vreau s\u0103 fiu \u0219i eu dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi fac schimbare de sex, plus opera\u021bii estetice. E nasol s\u0103 fii fat\u0103. Nu e\u0219ti lider nici m\u0103car \u00een familia ta. Am acest handicap pe care o s\u0103-l rezolv c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd. <!--more-->Am \u0219i un album de foto cu tine! Dup\u0103 opera\u021bie o s\u0103 fiu tu! Nimeni nu va putea face diferen\u021ba. E drept, nu voi \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi iau locul, dar \u00eemi voi face selfie exact \u00een locurile tale preferate! De\u0219i m\u0103 bate g\u00e2ndul s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi propun ceva. Nu e greu pentru tine, dar dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc bine, e mai mult dec\u00e2t masochism la extrema extrem\u0103! S\u0103 m\u0103 la\u0219i o zi \u00een locul t\u0103u. \u0218tiu, nu e loc pentru doi Putin \u00een lume, dar \u00ee\u021bi mai propun ca dup\u0103 aceast\u0103 zi s\u0103 m\u0103 elimini elegant din ecosistem. Tu te pricepi la treburi de astea! Eu voi muri fericit\u0103 c\u0103 am fost o zi din via\u021ba mea Putin, iar tu, drag\u0103 Putin, vei fi fericit c\u0103 ai mai ad\u0103ugat un nume pe lista ta mortal\u0103 de victime inocente sau indecente. Sunt sigur\u0103 c\u0103 vei accepta! Dac\u0103 nu, cum m\u0103 transform \u00een tine, postez un filmule\u021b pe facebook \u00een care \u00eemi mutilez, de fapt, \u00ee\u021bi mutilez chipul t\u0103u indimenticabil cu o lam\u0103, apoi torn acid sulfuric! Doamne, deja m\u0103 \u00eenfiorez de pl\u0103cere c\u00e2nd \u00eemi imaginez cum o s\u0103 urli \u0219i o s\u0103 m\u0103 implori s\u0103 \u00eencetez!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">a ta clon\u0103 narcisist\u0103,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ofelia Prodan poet\u0103 de maidan pe mer\u021ban<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201cProz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri\u201d &#8211; facebook [a treia selec\u0163ie] de Ofelia Prodan \u00ee\u021bi scriu pentru c\u0103 te admir. E\u0219ti tare! Cel mai tare lider mondial. Ca tine vreau s\u0103 fiu \u0219i eu dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi fac schimbare de sex, plus opera\u021bii estetice. E nasol s\u0103 fii fat\u0103. Nu e\u0219ti lider nici m\u0103car [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1516,15],"tags":[1517,86,1115,1489],"class_list":["post-13664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-69","category-proza","tag-egophobia-69-70","tag-ofelia-prodan","tag-proza","tag-proza-eseuri-fb"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3yo","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13665,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13664\/revisions\/13665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}