de Emilian Ghea\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n
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Mi-am t\u0103iat m\u00e2na cu din\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
CRAN\u0162!<\/p>\n
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Intimidat de p\u0103catul de neiertat al \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nirii,<\/p>\n
am vrut s\u0103 arunc peste bord<\/p>\n
orice m-ar fi \u0163inut prea aproape de gravita\u0163ie.<\/p>\n
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M\u00e2na mea a c\u0103zut.<\/p>\n
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FLEO\u015eC!<\/p>\n
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St\u0103tea r\u0103\u015fchirat\u0103 pe podea,<\/p>\n
ca un miriapod \u00een pielea goal\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015fi mi s-a f\u0103cut sc\u00e2rb\u0103 la g\u00e2ndul<\/p>\n
c-o l\u0103sasem s\u0103 ating\u0103 at\u00e2\u0163ia ani.<\/p>\n
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\u201e\u00centre noi totul s-a terminat!\u201d,<\/p>\n
i-am spus.<\/p>\n
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Fosta mea m\u00e2n\u0103 a deschis palma<\/p>\n
\u00een semn de \u201easta este\u2026\u201d.<\/p>\n
M-am enervat \u015fi i-am sugerat<\/p>\n
c\u0103 aveam s\u0103 m\u0103 descurc \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 ea,<\/p>\n
c\u0103 oricum mai aveam una.<\/p>\n
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Fosta mea m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi-a str\u00e2ns pumnul<\/p>\n
\u015fi l-a mi\u015fcat rapid de la st\u00e2nga la dreapta.<\/p>\n
M-am enervat \u015fi i-am spus<\/p>\n
c\u0103 nu mi-a folosit niciodat\u0103 la nimic<\/p>\n
\u015fi c\u0103 ea a fost cineva datorit\u0103 mie,<\/p>\n
nu invers.<\/p>\n
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Fosta mea m\u00e2n\u0103 a f\u00e2lf\u00e2it a lehamite<\/p>\n
\u015fi \u015fi-a introdus degetul mare<\/p>\n
\u00eentre ar\u0103t\u0103tor \u015fi mijlociu.<\/p>\n
M-am enervat \u015fi i-am spus c\u0103,<\/p>\n
\u00een ciuda lui Darwin,<\/p>\n
a lui Engels<\/p>\n
\u015fi a lui Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun,<\/p>\n
degetul ei opozabil nu face nici dou\u0103 parale<\/p>\n
f\u0103r\u0103 controlul creierului meu<\/p>\n
zb\u00e2rcit, dar de-a pururi erect.<\/p>\n
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Fosta mea m\u00e2n\u0103 a m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat o barb\u0103 imaginar\u0103<\/p>\n
\u015fi \u015fi-a rotit degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor<\/p>\n
\u00een dreptul t\u00e2mplei mele,<\/p>\n
pentru a-mi sugera c\u0103 creierul meu<\/p>\n
a evoluat mai degrab\u0103 pe ulei.<\/p>\n
M-am enervat \u015fi am vrut s\u0103-i trag un \u015fut \u00een cur,<\/p>\n
ca s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eenghit\u0103 gesturile obscene<\/p>\n
pe care le-a deprins \u00een nop\u0163ile de be\u0163ie<\/p>\n
\u00een care a fugit de acas\u0103,<\/p>\n
dup\u0103 certurile cu creierul.<\/p>\n
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Fosta mea m\u00e2n\u0103 mi-a tras dou\u0103 perechi de palme.<\/p>\n
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JART-JART!<\/p>\n
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M-am calmat \u015fi m-am a\u015fezat l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea,<\/p>\n
l\u0103crim\u00e2nd,<\/p>\n
m\u0103rturisindu-i<\/p>\n
c\u0103 n-am pe nimeni altcineva<\/p>\n
\u015fi rug\u00e2nd-o s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 la mine.<\/p>\n
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Fosta mea m\u00e2n\u0103 mi-a dat m\u00e2na,<\/p>\n
mi-a f\u0103cut un masaj de \u00eemp\u0103care<\/p>\n
\u015fi un ceai<\/p>\n
\u015fi ne-am culcat,<\/p>\n
din nou,<\/p>\n
\u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n
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Iulie 2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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