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I chew gum in mathematics class<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Bloody Monday<\/p>\n

he came to my school<\/p>\n

aware that I can’t recover from the weekend<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

busy with a lot of fun and merriment<\/p>\n

awareness that schooling is essential to me<\/p>\n

I didn’t care about the fact that tomorrow was the exam<\/p>\n

in mathematics with a strict professor<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

redhead with round glasses<\/p>\n

wrinkled face with a little makeup<\/p>\n

tragic Monday has come<\/p>\n

seven-thirty in the morning<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I come to the subject of hers<\/p>\n

and I was by no means ready for the exam<\/p>\n

i’m afraid of falling this year<\/p>\n

because I already have two aces in my diary<\/p>\n

and my parents can’t forgive me lightly<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

in an attempt to save this dewy year<\/p>\n

I take it from the right pocket of my jacket<\/p>\n

and colorful chewing gum that tastes like mint<\/p>\n

to give me a little reason<\/p>\n

and bring me back to reality after a good binge<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

my debts were not in the best condition either<\/p>\n

finished us off with beer and liqueur<\/p>\n

unprepared for the exam; we snore at mathstoke time<\/p>\n

while the tasks were rooting, grading, axioms<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I call chewing gum in math class<\/p>\n

because I know to subject is really market<\/p>\n

and when you are sober you get dizzy again<\/p>\n

and I look into the view of my billboard<\/p>\n

would I not rewrite one task at last<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

for a couple you need to burn a little charm<\/p>\n

because the redhead won’t let me through, and she’s kidding me<\/p>\n

to just finish the school year with a high five<\/p>\n

so let me go on a well-deserved vacation this year<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I was diligent, copying from a piece of paper chewing gum of some form<\/p>\n

luckily she didn’t see me doing it<\/p>\n

so everyone in the class was surprised in the end<\/p>\n

that I went best grade, threesome<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I want to be forever happy in my life<\/p>\n

I chew gum and my life is good!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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