{"id":14183,"date":"2022-05-31T07:44:56","date_gmt":"2022-05-31T05:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14183"},"modified":"2022-05-29T16:46:31","modified_gmt":"2022-05-29T14:46:31","slug":"pe-unde-am-mai-frecat-menta-cu-professionalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14183","title":{"rendered":"Pe unde am mai frecat menta cu professionalism"},"content":{"rendered":"

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proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201cProz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri<\/a>\u201d – facebook [a \u0219asea selec\u0163ie]<\/span><\/p>\n

de\u00a0Ofelia Prodan<\/p>\n

Ieri, am dat o tur\u0103 prin magazine cu inten\u021bia nedisimulat\u0103 de a analiza cu profesionalism ce mai cump\u0103r\u0103 pu\u0219toaicele, dar \u0219i femeile, \u00een special femeile mai mult ca femei. Pentru c\u0103 sunt magazine pentru pu\u0219toaice, pentru femei, dar \u0219i pentru femeile mai mult ca femei. De obicei, primele se \u00eembrac\u0103 ieftin \u0219i dr\u0103gu\u021b, ultimele scump \u0219i vai de steaua lor de babe \u00eentre\u021binute. Pe femei le iert de data asta, c\u0103 mult au iubit \u0219i chinuit. Dar pu\u0219toaicele fac proba. Unele pu\u0219toaice aveau \u0219i bebelu\u0219ii sau chiar copiii de 2-3 ani\u0219ori cu ele. C\u0103utau chestii la reduceri \u0219i copiii se v\u00e2nturau printre blugi, gecu\u021be, pulovere colorate \u0219i rucsacuri negre cu bl\u0103ni\u021b\u0103. Ele erau foarte preocupate. F\u0103ceau ceva superinteresant, eu doar frecam menta. Cu profesionalism. Nici nu m-au remarcat.<\/p>\n

Era \u0219i un spa\u021biu suspendat, undeva \u00eentre magazine \u0219i cer. Era \u00eenconjurat cu s\u00e2rm\u0103 ghimpat\u0103 ca un lag\u0103r \u0219i acolo erau goi, cu les\u0103 \u0219i lan\u021buri la g\u00e2t, ni\u0219te b\u0103rba\u021bi trecu\u021bi de 60, chelio\u0219i, cu bur\u021bile l\u0103sate \u0219i cu s\u00e2ni, mergeau c\u00e2t le permiteau lan\u021burile, \u00een patru labe, \u0219i femeile mai mult ca femei \u00eei biciuiau din priviri cu ur\u0103 \u0219i le strigau – Impoten\u021bilor, numai banii sunt de voi, nu ne merita\u021bi nici un centimetru din talie! B\u0103rba\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia le priveau \u0219i asudau \u0219i salivau de pl\u0103cere ca ni\u0219te masochi\u0219ti cu limba v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103 at\u00e2rn\u00e2nd printre din\u021bii implanta\u021bi.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd am intrat la femeile mai mult ca femei mai s\u0103 cad de uimire: toate priveau distant \u0219i critic hainele alea scumpe \u0219i ur\u00e2te, de prost gust, ca mai apoi s\u0103 le \u00eenha\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 le cumpere. Ciudat c\u0103 m\u0103 priveau pe mine ca \u0219i cum eram una de-a lor. M-au \u0219i salutat din priviri. Am crezut c\u0103 le\u0219in. Am vrut s\u0103 ies afar\u0103 din magazin, dar au f\u0103cut cerc \u00een jurul meu, blocad\u0103: Nu ie\u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 nu cumperi! ziceau \u00een cor ca ni\u0219te zombies. Am f\u0103cut p\u00e2rtie cu m\u00e2inile \u0219i am ie\u0219it cu c\u00e2teva unghii lungi ascu\u021bite cu oj\u0103 ro\u0219ie \u00eenfipte \u00een partea dorsal\u0103 c\u0103rnoas\u0103 \u0219i extrem de sensibil\u0103. Am privit cerul senin \u0219i am respirat: V-a\u021bi uitat geanta Louis Vuitton la noi, doamn\u0103! o voce simpatic\u0103 de pu\u0219toaic\u0103 \u0219i am le\u0219inat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

proz\u0103 selectat\u0103 din grupul \u201cProz\u0103 \u015fi eseuri\u201d – facebook [a \u0219asea selec\u0163ie] de\u00a0Ofelia Prodan Ieri, am dat o tur\u0103 prin magazine cu inten\u021bia nedisimulat\u0103 de a analiza cu profesionalism ce mai cump\u0103r\u0103 pu\u0219toaicele, dar \u0219i femeile, \u00een special femeile mai mult ca femei. Pentru c\u0103 sunt magazine pentru pu\u0219toaice, pentru femei, dar \u0219i pentru femeile […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1566,15,1487],"tags":[1567,86,1115,1489],"class_list":["post-14183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-72","category-proza","category-proza-eseuri-fb","tag-egophobia-72","tag-ofelia-prodan","tag-proza","tag-proza-eseuri-fb"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3GL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14184,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14183\/revisions\/14184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}