{"id":14401,"date":"2022-09-15T07:50:49","date_gmt":"2022-09-15T05:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14401"},"modified":"2022-09-25T07:55:02","modified_gmt":"2022-09-25T05:55:02","slug":"cluj-napoca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14401","title":{"rendered":"Cluj-Napoca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de\u00a0Miruna-Maria Miron<\/p>\n<p>Ora\u0219ul tinerilor,<\/p>\n<p>Ora\u0219ul tuturor posibilit\u0103\u021bilor<\/p>\n<p>Neap\u0103rat \u00een IT.<\/p>\n<p>Ora\u0219ul meu,<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen care m-am n\u0103scut \u0219i am crescut,<\/p>\n<p>Din care sunt invitat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 car<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu-mi convine,<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a-mi zic \u0103ia de la Cuca M\u0103c\u0103ii.<\/p>\n<p>Nou-n\u0103scu\u021bii Clujului<\/p>\n<p>Au target-uri prestabilite,<\/p>\n<p>Nou-n\u0103scu\u021bii Clujului<\/p>\n<p>Au aplicat la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 din p\u00e2ntec<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nici nu \u0219tiu.<\/p>\n<p>Familia Jarett-Morar din M\u0103n\u0103\u0219tur<\/p>\n<p>A pus pe TikTok<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenregistrarea cu primul cuv\u00e2nt<\/p>\n<p>Al micu\u021bului Rare\u0219-Anthony,<\/p>\n<p>Care nu e \u201emama\u201d, ci \u201emarket\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mami, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 \u0219i emo\u021bionat\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>\u00cel roag\u0103 pe tati<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103-i fac\u0103 o poz\u0103 pentru Instagram<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t \u00eei sunt \u00eenc\u0103 lacrimile proaspete pe obraji.<\/p>\n<p>Centrul Clujului e doldora de urlete,<\/p>\n<p>\u00cembr\u00e2nceli, festivaluri \u0219i roti\u021be.<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u021bii \u00eenchiriaz\u0103 trotinete, biciclete,<\/p>\n<p>Ace, brice \u0219i carice,<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i instaleaz\u0103 programe<\/p>\n<p>Care mai de care mai mo\u021bate,<\/p>\n<p>Pe gadget-uri<\/p>\n<p>Care mai de care mai mo\u021bate.<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i instaleaz\u0103 roti\u021be-n creier.<\/p>\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat de patruzeci de ani<\/p>\n<p>Intr\u0103 \u00een \u021aevi cu skate-ul sub bra\u021b,<\/p>\n<p>Hashtag yolo,<\/p>\n<p>Hashtag forever young.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103tr\u00e2nii s\u0103 se duc\u0103 dracului,<\/p>\n<p>Nu se dau pe trotinet\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Nu ne plac,<\/p>\n<p>Iar b\u0103rbatul de patruzeci de ani \u0219tie asta,<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103rbatul de patruzeci de ani<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0219i repet\u0103 poezia lui Dinescu<\/p>\n<p>Ca pe-o mantr\u0103;<\/p>\n<p>Sunt t\u00e2n\u0103r, doamn\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 nu mai sunt.<\/p>\n<p>Intelectualii umani\u0219ti s\u0103 se duc\u0103 dracului,<\/p>\n<p>La ce ne mai trebuie c\u0103r\u021bi?<\/p>\n<p>Noi suntem eco friendly,<\/p>\n<p>Hipsteri, hashtag nature.<\/p>\n<p>Introverti\u021bii s\u0103 se duc\u0103 dracului,<\/p>\n<p>Ce dac\u0103 nu pot respira?<\/p>\n<p>Ce dac\u0103 au atacuri de panic\u0103 pe strad\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>I-am pune \u00eentr-un sac cu b\u0103tr\u00e2nii<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cu umani\u0219tii,<\/p>\n<p>I-am arunca \u00een Some\u0219,<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu e corect politic.<\/p>\n<p>Se construiesc blocuri peste blocuri,<\/p>\n<p>Companii peste companii,<\/p>\n<p>Ce dac\u0103 refuleaz\u0103 canalele c\u00e2nd plou\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Ce dac\u0103 secretarele sunt maneliste semianalfabete?<\/p>\n<p>Ce dac\u0103 \u0219efu\u021bii \u0219i \u0219efu\u021bele<\/p>\n<p>Manifest\u0103 crizu\u021be de copila\u0219i<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd nu e\u0219ti un sclav ideal?<\/p>\n<p>Target, marketing, IT,<\/p>\n<p>Target, marketing, IT,<\/p>\n<p>Trebuie s\u0103 fii \u00een trend.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-\u021bi convine?<\/p>\n<p>Dispari!<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre timp,<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen ora\u0219ele mici se-aude musca.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de\u00a0Miruna-Maria Miron Ora\u0219ul tinerilor, Ora\u0219ul tuturor posibilit\u0103\u021bilor Neap\u0103rat \u00een IT. 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