{"id":14768,"date":"2023-06-14T07:35:30","date_gmt":"2023-06-14T05:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14768"},"modified":"2023-06-13T23:08:45","modified_gmt":"2023-06-13T21:08:45","slug":"poems-by-doru-chirodea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14768","title":{"rendered":"poems by Doru Chirodea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There are a few languages that have a plural form for the already plural number<\/p>\n<p>And even for the plural of the plural of the initial plural<\/p>\n<p>But no language has a denomination for a more singular than the regular singular<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>For something a little more less than one, less than the non-plural<\/p>\n<p>And by the way<\/p>\n<p>What do you call an entity which is not only less than one but less than none?<\/p>\n<p>What?<\/p>\n<p>And she said<\/p>\n<p>Can you please braid my hair in 17 threads cause I need less<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>37.<\/p>\n<p>I could use my stapes bone<\/p>\n<p>To step up into my brain<\/p>\n<p>Even to climb to the sky<\/p>\n<p>And finally dissolve it<\/p>\n<p>I could inject my secrete canine<\/p>\n<p>With all annihilated time<\/p>\n<p>Of this horny narwhal who proudly wears no horn<\/p>\n<p>And shot full of holes<\/p>\n<p>Swims under your skin<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26. &nbsp; There are a few languages that have a plural form for the already plural number And even for the plural of the plural of the initial plural But no language has a denomination for a more singular than the regular singular<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1644,77],"tags":[1648,1645,1123],"class_list":["post-14768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-76","category-english","tag-doru-chirodea","tag-egophobia-76","tag-english"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-3Qc","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14769,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14768\/revisions\/14769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}