{"id":14929,"date":"2023-09-12T19:29:50","date_gmt":"2023-09-12T17:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14929"},"modified":"2023-09-17T19:31:14","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T17:31:14","slug":"poems-by-ouyang-yu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=14929","title":{"rendered":"poems by Ouyang Yu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Induction, a Short One<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>People often say<\/p>\n<p>In this country<\/p>\n<p>There is no need for fiction making<\/p>\n<p>Life is fiction<\/p>\n<p>Reality is surreality<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Worse, or, better<\/p>\n<p>Life is but death<\/p>\n<p>Relived<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ash Tea<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A glass of tea<\/p>\n<p>A flip-open computer<\/p>\n<p>And a plastic bowl<\/p>\n<p>Of water<\/p>\n<p>Form the life of this author<\/p>\n<p>Whose name happens to be Zhen<\/p>\n<p>And who keys<\/p>\n<p>To the accompaniment of birds<\/p>\n<p>Singing in a spring of unlove<\/p>\n<p>Every now and then<\/p>\n<p>He knocks the ash, the ashes<\/p>\n<p>Of his chain ciggies<\/p>\n<p>Till he accidentally<\/p>\n<p>In the keying of a particular word or phrase<\/p>\n<p>That he now has difficulty remembering<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Say the difference between<\/p>\n<p>The singing of a bird in Royal Shanghai<\/p>\n<p>And that, the cackling, of a bird<\/p>\n<p>In Kingsbury\u2014knocks the ashes<\/p>\n<p>Into his tea<\/p>\n<p>In the instant in which<\/p>\n<p>He trashes his tea in the sink<\/p>\n<p>A detail emerged, from a past<\/p>\n<p>Wallowing in Wollongong<\/p>\n<p>Where he had his first taste of salty coffee<\/p>\n<p>When he realized, belatedly<\/p>\n<p>That the common room of the common place<\/p>\n<p>Had bags of sugar and salt<\/p>\n<p>And he, the unwitting one, picked the wrong<\/p>\n<p>One and that makes all<\/p>\n<p>The difference<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hot Dry Noodles<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hot dry noodles<\/p>\n<p>A Wuhan variety<\/p>\n<p>Are noodles you make hot<\/p>\n<p>By soaking them in hot waters<\/p>\n<p>And de-watering them in a sieve<\/p>\n<p>Like container<\/p>\n<p>Before pouring them steaming in a bowl<\/p>\n<p>Topped with sesame jam<\/p>\n<p>Soy sauce, vinegar and chili sauce<\/p>\n<p>In today\u2019s news<\/p>\n<p>A woman passenger in a subway<\/p>\n<p>That shows such stations as Xunlimen<\/p>\n<p>Turns it into a face-covering bomb<\/p>\n<p>By doing exactly that<\/p>\n<p>Onto another woman photographing her on her mobile<\/p>\n<p>With the intention of putting it on her Weibo<\/p>\n<p>For all the world to see<\/p>\n<p>How uncivilized someone is<\/p>\n<p>When eating hot dry noodles in a crowded compartment<\/p>\n<p>The upshot? There is no upshot<\/p>\n<p>The throwing woman gone, on heels oiled<\/p>\n<p>And the photographing woman telling the story to the media<\/p>\n<p>Her face red and hot, from the oncoming<\/p>\n<p>Noodles<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dad Calling<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The distraught father appears on the scene<\/p>\n<p>Holding a mobile phone to his ear, calling:<\/p>\n<p><em>I beg you, I beg you<\/em><\/p>\n<p>His \u2018you\u2019, right now, as the camera directs the eye<\/p>\n<p>Is sitting high, forty meters above the ground<\/p>\n<p>Perched on the edge of a high-voltage tower<\/p>\n<p>And the reason, according to the father<\/p>\n<p>Is no more than pretty minor things:<\/p>\n<p>Not buying pretty clothes as she has wanted<\/p>\n<p>Or picking on her over a meal<\/p>\n<p>But here she is, sitting pretty, pretty high<\/p>\n<p>Wearing thin, too, not only her dad\u2019s patience<\/p>\n<p>Till the snow, unknowing, comes<\/p>\n<p>And the waiting airbags, forty meters down below<\/p>\n<p>And half a meter thick<\/p>\n<p>Are keenly disappointed<\/p>\n<p>As the rescuer inches towards her<\/p>\n<p>Till she ropes her up, mobile phone in hand<\/p>\n<p>You now hear her dad calling there, decibels reduced<\/p>\n<p><em>I beg you, I beg you<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Manhole Cover<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If nothing is stealable in this unstealable world<\/p>\n<p>The manhole cover, of all things<\/p>\n<p>Remains hot property, for the unholy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In this city, whose name escapes one<\/p>\n<p>Because of the fast flow of the read news<\/p>\n<p>A cover is uncovered, leaving the street gaping, in the middle<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The traffic flows<\/p>\n<p>The motorcyclists encircle it<\/p>\n<p>And, fortunately enough, no pedestrians have the sense to jump in<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Until a young man arrives, on his motorbike<\/p>\n<p>He stops, as the camera shows, and erects a broom<\/p>\n<p>As he makes phone calls<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Soon a policeman arrives on the scene<\/p>\n<p>And a truck, too, carrying a cover<\/p>\n<p>A size too large for the hole<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Years ago, one recalls<\/p>\n<p>In faraway Wuhan<\/p>\n<p>A tiny little girl disappears one afternoon<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sucked in as if by the devil within<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the young man, in this stealable city<\/p>\n<p>Whose broom serves as a reminder<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That the country rises every morning<\/p>\n<p>With steable covers, for the gaping man<\/p>\n<p>Hole<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wafer Thin<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Everything goes wafer thin, now<\/p>\n<p>My apple computer, for example<\/p>\n<p>An emaciated beauty woman, for another<\/p>\n<p>Thus it is no surprise when<\/p>\n<p>The ground, wafer thin, gave way in Shenzhen<\/p>\n<p>Revealing a four-storey-deep cave<\/p>\n<p>Right at the entrance<\/p>\n<p>It is with regret, the newsreader says<\/p>\n<p>That the doorman, 21, fell, instantly into it<\/p>\n<p>His body later discovered, miles away<\/p>\n<p>In a sewer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Induction, a Short One &nbsp; 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