de Doru Chirodea<\/p>\n
\u00ceN ULTIMA SUT\u0102 DE ANI \u00ceN KANSAS CITY NU S-A MAI \u00ceNT\u00c2MPLAT NIMIC. DOAR PRIN ANII 80 WILL BURROUGHS TRECEA PE ACOLO \u0218I-\u0218I CUMP\u0102RA GLOAN\u021aE PENTRU CARABIN\u0102 \u00ceN KANSAS CITY CA S\u0102 \u00ceMPU\u0218TE U\u0218I \u00ceN KANSAS.<\/p>\n
\u00ceN KANSAS CITY \u00ceNTR-O CAS\u0102 DE LEMN D\u0102R\u0102P\u0102NAT\u0102 LOCUIE\u0218TE D-NA JONES.<\/p>\n
KANSAS CITY ESTE APROAPE \u00ceN \u00ceNTREGIME \u00ceN STATUL MISSOURI. DOAR O FOARTE MIC\u0102 PARTE A SA SE G\u0102SE\u0218TE PE TERITORIUL STATULUI KANSAS.<\/p>\n
A\u0218ADAR AVEM ACELA\u0218I KANSAS CITY \u00ceN STATUL MISSOURI \u0218I DE ASEMENEA \u00ceN STATUL KANSAS.<\/p>\n
GRANI\u021aA DINTRE CELE DOU\u0102 STATE TRECE PE LA D-NA JONES PRIN BUC\u0102T\u0102RIE. NEV\u0102ZUTA LINIE \u00ceMPARTE MA\u0218INA DE SP\u0102LAT RUFE A D-NEI JONES \u00ceN DOU\u0102. PARTEA DIN FA\u021a\u0102 A MA\u0218INII DE SP\u0102LAT A D-NEI JONES SE AFL\u0102 \u00ceN STATUL KANSAS IAR MAI SPRE PERETE UTILAJUL SE AFL\u0102 \u00ceN MISSOURI.<\/p>\n
GHILOTINA ADMINISTRA\u021aIEI FEDERALE SUA FACE CA RUFELE D-NEI JONES S\u0102 SE LINCIUREASC\u0102 CU O VITEZ\u0102 AME\u021aITOARE DE 1489 DE ROTA\u021aII PE MINUT BA \u00ceN KS BA \u00ceN MO C\u00c2ND \u00ceN KS C\u00c2ND \u00ceN MO.<\/p>\n
APA NECESAR\u0102 SP\u0102LATULUI RUFELOR D-NEI JONES PROVINE DIN MISSOURI FIINDC\u0102 CONDUCTA DE AP\u0102 DIN SPATELE MA\u0218INII DE SP\u0102LAT RUFE A D-NEI JONES SE AFL\u0102 \u00ceN MISSOURI.<\/p>\n
RUFELE D-NEI JONES SE ROTESC \u00ceNGHESUITE L\u00c2NG\u0102 U\u0218A DE \u00ceNC\u0102RCARE ADIC\u0102 MAI VEST DECI \u00ceN STATUL KANSAS.<\/p>\n
DE 70 DE ANI D-NA JONES SPAL\u0102 RUFELE \u00ceN KANSAS CITY CU APA DIN MISSOURI \u00ceN KANSAS.<\/p>\n
D-NA JONES TOCMAI A TERMINAT DE SP\u0102LAT \u0218I ACUM CULEGE DIN MA\u0218IN\u0102 LENJERIA EI \u0218I \u0218OSETELE D-LUI JONES CARE TOCMAI A MURIT.<\/p>\n
D-NA JONES \u00ce\u0218I BAG\u0102 CAPUL \u00ceN MA\u0218INA DE SP\u0102LAT RUFE \u00ceNCEP\u00c2ND DIN KANSAS \u0218I TOT MAI AD\u00c2NC P\u00c2N\u0102 AJUNGE \u00ceN \u00ceNTUNERICUL CUVEI \u00ceN MISSOURI.<\/p>\n
D-NA JONES CAUT\u0102 \u0218I PIP\u0102IE DE ZOR PRIN MA\u0218INA DE SP\u0102LAT RUFE DAR NU GASE\u0218TE \u00ceN NICI UN CHIP O A DOUA VECHE \u0218OSET\u0102 VERDE PURTAT\u0102 \u00ceN TIMPUL VIE\u021aII DE C\u0102TRE R\u0102POSATUL DOMN JONES.<\/p>\n
\u00ceN CELE DIN URM\u0102 D-NA JONES SE EXTRAGE DIN MA\u0218INA DE SP\u0102LAT RUFE SE \u00ceNDREAPT\u0102 CU MARE DIFICULTATE DE NEGRES\u0102 GRAS\u0102 \u0218I SUR\u00c2DE CU T\u00c2LC AMINTIDU-\u0218I ZICALA CONFORM C\u0102REIA TOATE \u0218OSETELE DESPERECHIATE CARE DISPAR MISTERIOS \u00ceN TIMPUL SP\u0102LATULUI AJUNG \u00ceN RAI.<\/p>\n
“UNDE O FI \u0218OSETA?”<\/p>\n
“CRED CA E CU MAI DI\u0102R JIMMY \u00ceN RAI, SIGUR, ESTE LA EL!”<\/p>\n
\u0218I DEODAT\u0102 STRIG\u0102:<\/p>\n
“BLESSED BE JESUS!!! UEEHEYYY!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
UIHEI?<\/p>\n
MARCU A LU NI\u021aU CHIAR LOCUIE\u0218TE \u00ceN UIHEI.<\/p>\n
SATUL UIHEI COMUNA \u0218ANDRA JUDE\u021aUL TIMI\u0218 ROMANIA.<\/p>\n
SE FACE C\u0102 PRINTR-O HOT\u0102R\u00c2RE A CONSILIULUI LOCAL SATUL UIHEI A FOST \u00ceNFR\u0102\u021aIT CU ORA\u0218UL KANSAS CITY MISSOURI.<\/p>\n
DUP\u0102 APRIGI DISPUTE ALE CONSILIERILOR, S-A VOTAT 5 LA 4 PENTRU \u00ceNFR\u0102\u021aIREA SATULUI UIHEI CU ORA\u0218UL KANSAS CITY MISSOURI CU TOATE C\u0102 O PUTERNIC\u0102 MINORITATE \u0218I-AR FI DORIT O \u00ceNFR\u0102\u021aIRE INTERCONTINENTAL\u0102 MAI PU\u021aIN AMBIGU\u0102, O<\/p>\n
FRATERNIZARE MAI CLAR\u0102, UNA CU RIVALUL KANSAS CITY KANSAS \u0218I NICIDECUM CU ACEST KANSAS CITY MISSOURI.<\/p>\n
MARCU HABAR NU ARE DESPRE ACEAST\u0102 DECIZIE CRUCIAL\u0102 EL DOAR PA\u0218TE VACILE LU TAC-SU PE ISLAZUL DIN UIHEI.<\/p>\n
MARCU NU ARE RUFE. \u00ceN ACELA\u0218I TIMP MARCU NU ARE MA\u0218IN\u0102 DE SPALAT RUFE \u0218I NICI M\u0102CAR O CAS\u0102 D\u0102R\u0102P\u0102NAT\u0102.<\/p>\n
MARCU LOCUIE\u0218TE \u00ceN GRAJD CU VACILE \u0218I MARE I-A FOST BUCURIA C\u00c2ND \u00ceNTR-O ZI A PRIMIT DE LA FRATELE S\u0102U DIN AMERICA UN AVIZ PENTRU RIDICAREA UNUI COLET PO\u0218TAL.<\/p>\n
DE NER\u0102BDARE MARCU NU \u0218I-A MAI F\u0102CUT LABA A B\u0102UT NON STOP LA NON STOP NU A MAI SCOS VACILE LA P\u0102SCUT NU A MAI DORMIT \u0218I A DOUA ZI DIMINEA\u021aA LA 4:30 FIX S-A PREZENTAT LA U\u0218A OFICIULUI PO\u0218TAL.<\/p>\n
PE LA 10 PO\u0218TA S-A DESCHIS.<\/p>\n
MARCU SEMNEAZ\u0102 S\u00c2RGUINCIOS LA GHI\u0218EU \u0218I PRIME\u0218TE PACHE\u021aELUL.<\/p>\n
\u00ceL DESFACE.<\/p>\n
O DUZIN\u0102 DE PERECHI DE \u0218OSETE VERZI SE \u00ceMPR\u0102\u0218TIE PE TROTUARUL \u00ceMPU\u021aIT DIN FA\u021aA PO\u0218TEI<\/p>\n
MARCU RIDIC\u0102 O PERECHE DE \u0218OSETE DE PE JOS \u0218I SE HOLBEAZ\u0102 LA ETICHET\u0102<\/p>\n
100 % NYLON MADE IN ROMANIA PACKAGED IN THE USA KANSAS CITY KANSAS<\/p>\n
MARCU PRIVE\u0218TE BUIMAC LA TEXTILELE R\u0102SFIRATE PE L\u00c2NG\u0102 EL \u0218I SESIZEAZ\u0102 O DISCREPAN\u021a\u0102.<\/p>\n
DINTRE CELE 12 M\u0102NUNCHIURI DE \u0218OSETE UNUL ERA DIFERIT. ERA MAI MIC. ACESTA CON\u021aINEA DOAR O SINGUR\u0102 \u0218OSET\u0102.<\/p>\n
INTRIGAT MARCU O LU\u0102 \u00ceN M\u00c2N\u0102 \u0218I CITI ETICHETA.<\/p>\n
1\/2 BUC. PERECHE \u0218OSETE UNISEX AMBIPICIOR MADE IN ROMANIA PACKAGED IN THE USA KANSAS CITY MISSOURI<\/p>\n
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