{"id":15558,"date":"2024-12-15T13:57:46","date_gmt":"2024-12-15T11:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=15558"},"modified":"2024-12-15T13:57:46","modified_gmt":"2024-12-15T11:57:46","slug":"poem-by-nolo-segundo-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=15558","title":{"rendered":"poem by Nolo Segundo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0After Costco, Before Ukraine<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You saw the lines weren\u2019t too long<\/p>\n<p>so you went for the gas first&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>spend a little time, save a lot of<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>money you thought. But it took<\/p>\n<p>much longer than you expected<\/p>\n<p>so by the time you went into the<\/p>\n<p>giant store, you were feeling like<\/p>\n<p>a crab trapped in a net as you<\/p>\n<p>wrestled through the weekend<\/p>\n<p>horde of bargain hunters\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Finally at home, you plopped<\/p>\n<p>down in your comfy chair as<\/p>\n<p>the nightly news came on and<\/p>\n<p>sipped the fresh brewed French<\/p>\n<p>roast and ate a piece of rich<\/p>\n<p>chocolate cake you bought at<\/p>\n<p>Costco and felt a bit sad for<\/p>\n<p>those poor people in Ukraine<\/p>\n<p>as you watched war in hi-def.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Still, the thought uppermost in<\/p>\n<p>your mind, as your eyes scanned<\/p>\n<p>so many dead bodies lying quiet<\/p>\n<p>in the streets like stones thrown<\/p>\n<p>randomly, was just how damn<\/p>\n<p>good the coffee was and how<\/p>\n<p>much you had saved going to<\/p>\n<p>the big box store\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0After Costco, Before Ukraine &nbsp; You saw the lines weren\u2019t too long so you went for the gas first&#8212; spend a little time, save a lot of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1730,77],"tags":[1728,1123,1669],"class_list":["post-15558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-83","category-english","tag-egophobia-83","tag-english","tag-nolo-segundo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-42W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15559,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15558\/revisions\/15559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}