de Mihai Pavel<\/p>\n
Pe la 2 \u0219i ceva eu cu Gogu ne chinuiam s\u0103 spargem lac\u0103tu la un chio\u0219c cu ranga.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Mo\u0219u n-avea nici camere nici alarm\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 De zg\u00e2rcit.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u0102sta cu chio\u0219cu era vecin cu el \u00een Ferentari.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Gen pe aceea\u0219i strad\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Gogu se scremea r\u0103u \u00een timp ce tr\u0103gea de fiarele alea pe acolo.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 C\u00e2nd te duci la furat \u0219i faci g\u0103l\u0103gie e ca \u0219i cum \u021bi-ai scris sentin\u021ba. Te vede o bab\u0103 somnambul\u0103, d\u0103 declara\u021bie \u0219i de restu se ocup\u0103 garda. Ho\u021bii, precum poli\u021bi\u0219tii, au \u0219i ei gradele lor. G\u0103inari, bibani, rechini. Bibanii eram noi care mergeam la ceva pont sigur. G\u0103inarii erau \u0103ia care furau c\u0103caturi gen dero, carne \u0219i adida\u0219i. Pe \u0103\u0219tia mici \u00eei lini\u0219teau gaborii repede. Cu rechinii \u00een schimb era mai greu. Cu \u0103\u0219tia nu o dai. Se \u0219tia la sec\u021bie cine e rechin \u0219i cine e g\u0103inar.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 A fost o faz\u0103 cu un rechin la Drumul Taberei unu Li\u021b\u0103 care i-a f\u0103cut X cu lama pe spate la copilul unui poli\u021bist.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 De fa\u021b\u0103 cu m\u0103-sa.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 De atunci poli\u021bia avea interzis pe zona lui.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u0102sta mai s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i verse ma\u021bele l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Se mai uita la mine, gen, cplm s\u0103 \u00eei fac vere c\u0103 nu se rupe.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 I-am zis de 3 – ori s\u0103 ia flac\u0103ra din magazie da al dracu dac\u0103 vrea el s\u0103 fac\u0103 ca mine.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 M\u0103 uitam s\u0103 nu treac\u0103 vrun boschete pe strad\u0103 s\u0103 ne vad\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 A fixat ranga pe lac\u0103t.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 S-a aruncat cu picioarele pe ea animalul.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Zbang! Lac\u0103t rupt. Lan\u021bu pe jos.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eGogule lu\u0103m doar din cas\u0103 \u0219i ce mai g\u0103sim b\u0103utur\u0103 at\u00e2t auzi\u0219i?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eDa veric.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Aveam 2 gen\u021bi de sal\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Ne-am \u00eenfipt ca hienele \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Am luat c\u00e2t\u0103 b\u0103utur\u0103 am putut \u00een gen\u021bi.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Gogu b\u0103ga pe unde apuca.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Eu \u00een geac\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 A mai b\u0103gat \u00een buzunar cicol\u0103\u021bi \u0219i alte d-astea.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Cic\u0103 pentru \u0103ia mici ai lui.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u0218tiam c\u0103 \u0103ia nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u0218obolanu era copt pe dulciuri.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 6 minute. Record!<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Ne-am tirat la Logan.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Gonet\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la Viilor.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Aproape de Bellu am scos banda de pe numere.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Ne-am oprit la Gogu \u00een Ferentari s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bim.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 I-a picat fa\u021ba c\u00e2nd a scos teancu numai de 100 \u0219i 200 din buzunar + m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219 de 1-5-10.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 D\u0103i \u0219i num\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Total 2765 + b\u0103utura.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Gogu scotea sticl\u0103 dup\u0103 sticl\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eDac\u0103 puteai b\u0103gai \u0219i pe gaura curului Gogule\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eNu iau de la mine \u0219efule.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Mi-am umplut geanta \u0219i dus am fost c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 vedeau m\u0103-sa sau nevast\u0103-sa nu m\u0103 mai l\u0103sau s\u0103 plec c\u0103 hai \u0219i tu s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci c\u0103 mai stai la un pahar c\u0103 pula calului.<\/p>\n
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M-a l\u0103sat cu ma\u0219ina \u00een fa\u021ba blocului.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Femeia era cu plozii \u00een pat.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Dormeau la gr\u0103mad\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Gagic\u0103 bun\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Cur \u021b\u00e2\u021be tatuat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 F\u0103cuse m\u00e2ncare.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Mi-am pus pilaf cu piept de pui.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Am deschis o sticl\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Dup\u0103 mas\u0103 am ie\u0219it pe geam s\u0103 trag o \u021bigar\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Nu dormisem de 2 zile.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Ie\u0219eam de la munc\u0103, m\u0103 apucam cu Gogu de combina\u021bii, dup\u0103 iar munc\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Mor\u021bii ei de via\u021b\u0103 de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Lumea e \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit\u0103 \u00eentre \u0219mecheri \u0219i plebe. \u0218mecherii sunt \u0103\u0219tia mari care fac legea gen parlamentari, copiii de bani gata, procurorii, gaborii etc. Restul suntem pulimea care se treze\u0219te de diminea\u021b\u0103, pl\u0103te\u0219te chiria \u0219i munce\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 cade.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Ce \u0219tie guvernu c\u0103 eu n-am ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc, am copilu bolnav, n-am s\u0103-i iau medicamente.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Oamenii cer p\u00e2ine \u0219i primesc statistici.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103 \u00eemi bag pula \u00een toate statisticile voastre!<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 C\u00e2nd unii nu \u0219tiu ce culoare s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pun\u0103 pe ma\u0219in\u0103 sau care pereche de pantofi merge mai bine cu geanta aia de fi\u021be al\u021bii caut\u0103 prin gunoaie.<\/p>\n
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M-a v\u0103zut la mas\u0103. Avea spume la gur\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Fierbea.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cemi pl\u0103cea s\u0103 o v\u0103d a\u0219a.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cennebunit\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103 vedem iubita cine are mai mult s\u00e2nge-n coaie. Care omoar\u0103 primu pe care. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, despre asta e o rela\u021bie lung\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0 \u201eUnde pula mea ai umblat? Lu \u0103sta mic \u00eei e r\u0103u. Stau cu el prin doctori de 2 zile. Ce ai f\u0103cut?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Turuia ca o moar\u0103 stricat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u00ce\u0219i d\u0103duse seama c\u0103 am fost la furat.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 C\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut sticlele, banii pe mas\u0103 \u0219i pe mine flea\u0219c\u0103 de transpirat \u0219i-a pus m\u00e2inile \u00een cap.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eCe am vorbit noi? Ce am vorbit noi?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eHo c\u0103 se scoal\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia mici. Vorbim m\u00e2ine! Las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 odihnesc!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 I-am dat banii. To\u021bi. Avea nevoie pentru cas\u0103, copil \u0219i ce mai trebuia luat.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Urla. Din to\u021bi pl\u0103m\u00e2nii. Cu lacrimi.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103 vezi c\u0103 treze\u0219te tot blocu.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Iar \u00eemi zice baba de la 2 s\u0103 nu o mai bat c\u0103 ea cheam\u0103 poli\u021bia.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 C\u0103 nenorocitule, c\u0103 de ce te am luat, c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 te mai v\u0103d c\u0103 nu aud de tine cu zilele \u0219i te \u00eentorci acas\u0103 de zici c\u0103 nici n-ai fost plecat.<\/p>\n
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Am luat sticla, \u021big\u0103rile, telefonu \u0219i am cobor\u00e2t \u00een parc.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 M-am pus pe o banc\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 I-am dat cu sticla aia de Unirea p\u00e2n\u0103 am sim\u021bit c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai beau o gur\u0103 vomit.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Am urcat \u00eenapoi sus.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 U\u0219a \u00eencuiat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Am b\u0103tut ce am b\u0103tut, am sunat-o, nimic.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Voia s\u0103 \u00eemi zic\u0103 nu uita c\u0103 e casa mea \u0219i tu pe aici e\u0219ti musafir ratatule.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Femeie nebun\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Am avut parte numai de nebune.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Muista pulii.<\/p>\n
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Am cobor\u00e2t \u00eenapoi \u00een parc.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Mi se \u00eempleticeau picioarele.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Uitasem \u021big\u0103rile \u0219i restu de Unirea pe banc\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen locul meu st\u0103tea un boschetar care tr\u0103gea din sticl\u0103 cu \u021bigara de camel aprins\u0103 \u00eentre degete.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Aaaaaa!<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eCe faci m\u0103 futu-\u021bi fa\u021ba aia de b\u0103rbos acolo?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 S-a dus torpil\u0103 printre bosche\u021bi.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 L\u0103sa o duhoare \u00een urma lui.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 De mort.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 M-am \u00eentins pe banc\u0103. Era comod\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Puteam s\u0103-l sun pe Gogu da n-am vrut.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Dup\u0103 sticla aia de Unirea puteam s\u0103 dorm oriunde.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Mi-am mai aprins o \u021bigar\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Num\u0103ram stelele.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 E frumos s\u0103 dormi vara afar\u0103 \u00een parc.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Nu mai \u0219tiu c\u00e2te am apucat s\u0103 num\u0103r.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u021ain minte c\u0103 l-am visat pe b\u0103rbosu care \u00eemi cotropise banca c\u0103 o lingea pe gagic\u0103 mea pe g\u00e2t pe \u021b\u00e2\u021be peste tot \u0219i c\u00e2nd m-am trezit pe la 6 s\u0103 urc \u00een apartament m-am g\u00e2ndit numai la c\u0103catu \u0103sta de vis.<\/p>\n
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de Mihai Pavel Pe la 2 \u0219i ceva eu cu Gogu ne chinuiam s\u0103 spargem lac\u0103tu la un chio\u0219c cu ranga. \u00a0\u00a0 Mo\u0219u n-avea nici camere nici alarm\u0103. \u00a0\u00a0 De zg\u00e2rcit. \u00a0\u00a0 \u0102sta cu chio\u0219cu era vecin cu el \u00een Ferentari.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1800,15],"tags":[1801,1428,1115],"class_list":["post-15837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-86","category-proza","tag-egophobia-86","tag-mihai-pavel","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-47r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15838,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15837\/revisions\/15838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}