{"id":15855,"date":"2025-08-01T11:29:31","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T09:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=15855"},"modified":"2025-08-01T11:34:20","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T09:34:20","slug":"horatiu-malaele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=15855","title":{"rendered":"Hora\u021biu M\u0103l\u0103ele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: green;\">[cuvinte afurisite]<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">de Mihai Bogdan Lupescu<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">\u201eCine-i \u0103sta?<em>\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Un actor domol]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">\u201e<em>Exist\u0103 roluri minunate \u0219i mari actori&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Dar exist\u0103 vedete de care ne amintim mult timp. Le avem \u00een memorie gesturile \u0219i replicile. Talentul \u0219i geniul lor. Sufleorul, plasatoarea, ma\u0219inistul, decoratorul \u0219i machieuza sunt \u0219i ei actori. Iar publicul \u00eensu\u0219i nu este compus dec\u00e2t din actori. Iar mul\u021bimea de pe strad\u0103, str\u0103inii \u00een trecere, bancherii, oamenii str\u0103zii, bolnavii din spitale, militarii din caz\u0103rmi \u0219i condamna\u021bii din \u00eenchisorile lor \u2013 to\u021bi actori, nimic altceva dec\u00e2t actori. Pictorii, sculptorii, arhitec\u021bii, muzicienii, aman\u021bii \u0219i scriitorii \u2013 ni\u0219te actori. \u0218i cititorii actorilor. Mari sau mici, ferici\u021bi sau neferici\u021bi, de geniu sau mediocri, puternici sau s\u0103rmani. To\u021bi ni\u0219te actori, cu rolul lor de jucat\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">[Jean D&#8217;Ormesson]<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Prietenii cronice<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am c\u00e2teva prietenii vechi, de curs\u0103 lung\u0103, de peste 40 de ani. Cred c\u0103 s-au \u201ecronicizat\u201d. La mine, aceste rela\u021bii stau depuse \u00eentr-un cont curent deschis, inclusiv <em>overnight<\/em>, minte-inim\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 dob\u00e2nd\u0103. Cred c\u0103 opera\u021biunea e reciproc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 oric\u00e2nd, oricare dintre noi poate activa \u0219i accesa contul celuilalt. Putem s\u0103 nu ne vedem sau s\u0103 nu comunic\u0103m vreme \u00eendelungat\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, este ca \u0219i cum n-am f\u0103cut-o de c\u00e2teva zile. Te salut, Hora\u021biu. La mul\u021bi ani!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sunt scriitori, poe\u021bi, actori, oameni pe care trebuie s\u0103-i frecventezi mult ca s\u0103-i \u00een\u021belegi \u0219i apoi, eventual, s\u0103-i pui la inim\u0103. Sau invers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sunt \u0219i cazuri excep\u021bionale \u00een care am\u00e2ndou\u0103 situa\u021biile se petrec simultan, chiar de la prima \u00eentrevedere.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Haiosul M<\/em><em>\u0103sc\u0103rici<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Actorul este o lum\u00e2nare care arde la ambele capete. Un cap\u0103t comedia, cel\u0103lalt tragedia. Hora\u021biu M\u0103l\u0103ele este printre pu\u021binii actori care pot face tranzi\u021bia de la comedie la dram\u0103 \u0219i invers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Talentul lui ia forma spa\u021biului \u00een care joac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">E hazos, dar nu gazos, de aceea nu se poate comprima, ci doar extinde.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Prin urmare, are nevoie mereu de spa\u021bii cu geometrie variabil\u0103 \u0219i de mare elasticitate pentru a ne, \u0219i a se putea, \u00eentinde la joc c\u00e2t vrea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Glume hilare \u0219i seriozitate legitim\u0103. El este un maestru al formei, pe fond.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Conduce \u00een mod inten\u021bionat un moment de t\u0103cere sortit e\u0219ecului, care devine din ce \u00een ce mai amuzant pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce trece. Are geniu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Idealiz\u0103m omul de pe scena teatrului \u0219i ne a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 fie \u00een afara ei la fel cum ne-a pl\u0103cut \u00een anumite roluri, altfel suntem dezam\u0103gi\u021bi de omul natural.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">C\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lnim un mare actor ne d\u0103m seama c\u00e2t de neclar\u0103 este ideea pe care o avem despre m\u0103re\u021bia lui, \u0219i a\u0219a cum se aprinde lumina la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul spectacolului \u0219i apare la ramp\u0103 \u00een aplauze, tot a\u0219a sim\u021bim reflectorul asupra noastr\u0103 c\u00e2nd ajungem fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 cu maestrul.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u201eSunt un orb!\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Atunci, eu sunt un mut!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nu \u0219tiu de ce \u00ee\u0219i zice <em>M\u0103l\u0103-ele<\/em>, era mai bine <em>M\u0103l\u0103-ei<\/em>, doar sunt trei b\u0103rba\u021bi, \u00een familie \u0219i \u00een bran\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00cel cunosc pe \u201eorbetele\u201d \u0103sta, oltean ca mine, din vremea c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 (m\u0103) mai vedea. Mai mult chiar, \u0219i conducea! Era participant la traficul rutier, pe c\u00e2nd nu z\u0103ream nici \u201erevolu\u021bia\u201d. Am avut \u00eencredere \u00een el c\u0103 vede \u0219i m-am urcat \u00een rabla lui s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 acas\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een\u021bepenisem a\u0219tept\u00e2nd tramvaiul \u00een sta\u021bie, prin anii 80\u2019. Era secolul XX \u0219i vedea!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dac\u0103 el e orb, cum sus\u021bine, eu sunt mut.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De c\u00e2te ori \u00eel v\u0103d pe scen\u0103, amu\u021besc. Nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103-l aplaud. At\u00e2t! \u00cen afara scenei s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 mie mi se pare normal. Poate \u00ee\u0219i schimb\u0103 ochelarii, nu \u0219tiu, dar vede. \u0218i eu vorbesc, cu el. Cred c\u0103 \u0219i eu sunt normal. Vorba lui, c\u00e2nd pierdea la tenis, c\u00e2nd ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit la Capul lui Aurora: \u201em\u0103 uit la mine \u0219i ar\u0103t destul de bine!\u201d. Bine, asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpla c\u00e2nd eram mai tineri, mai ales eu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><em>H.M.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fabrica\u021bie 52, manufacturat, unicat, de lux, model VHM bre, adic\u0103 de cas\u0103, de ora\u0219 \u0219i de ga\u0219c\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Caroserie HQC (High Quality Comedy), 7X cilindri \u00een B (Buletin). Faruri de toat\u0103 ziua cu 4 dioptrii, uneori orbe\u0219te (\u201esunt un orb\u201d) dar vorbe\u0219te. Un vorbete. Capota e bine lustruit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Claxonul a cam r\u0103gu\u0219it \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 deschizi bine urechile s\u0103-l auzi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 mai calc\u0103. Nu l-am \u00eentrebat. Totu\u0219i zice c\u0103 accelera\u021bia e mul\u021bumitoare, dar pneurile s-au mai dezumflat. Totu\u0219i, e de colec\u021bie. Particular\u0103. Nu se vinde. Nu este \u00een conservare, \u00eenc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nu mai particip\u0103 la licita\u021bii, doar la reprezenta\u021bii. \u00cen toate a\u0219ez\u0103rile, mari, mici sau mititele. Are propriul raliu, personalizat, anual.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cursa de 5 zile de la Palatul Copiilor, sau Teatrul Bulandra, sau Teatrul Na\u021bional, sau oriunde, acas\u0103, sau \u00een lumea larg\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[cuvinte afurisite] de Mihai Bogdan Lupescu \u201eCine-i \u0103sta?\u201d [Un actor domol] \u201eExist\u0103 roluri minunate \u0219i mari actori&#8230;. Dar exist\u0103 vedete de care ne amintim mult timp. Le avem \u00een memorie gesturile \u0219i replicile. Talentul \u0219i geniul lor. Sufleorul, plasatoarea, ma\u0219inistul, decoratorul \u0219i machieuza sunt \u0219i ei actori. Iar publicul \u00eensu\u0219i nu este compus dec\u00e2t din [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,1721,1800],"tags":[1120,1722,1801,1806,1572],"class_list":["post-15855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-cuvinte-afurisite","category-egophobia-86","tag-articole","tag-cuvinte-afurisite","tag-egophobia-86","tag-horatiu-malaele","tag-mihai-bogdan-lupescu"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-47J","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15855"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15859,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15855\/revisions\/15859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}