{"id":1891,"date":"2009-10-13T07:00:39","date_gmt":"2009-10-13T05:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=1891"},"modified":"2009-10-12T14:28:22","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T12:28:22","slug":"ce-a-mai-ramas-din-franta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=1891","title":{"rendered":"Ce-a mai r\u0103mas din Fran\u0163a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=green>(jidovul r\u0103t\u0103citor)<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=right>de Paul Belce<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\nSunt orb. Sau un chior \u00een \u0163ara orbilor, diferen\u0163a fiind dat\u0103 de ochiul ciclopic care-\u015fi proiecteaz\u0103 perspectiva asupra cli\u015feelor.<\/p>\n<p align=justify>S\u0103 recapitul\u0103m deci: Parisul, ora\u015ful luminilor, \u015fansonete, via\u0163\u0103 boem\u0103 pe terase, cu un croissant \u015fi o cafea, ziarul Le monde, expozi\u0163ii de art\u0103 contemporan\u0103, promenad\u0103 pe Champs-Elis\u00e9es, \u015fampanie \u015fi cin\u0103 la Hippopotamus, un randevu pt disear\u0103 cu o damez\u0103 \u00een cochetul meu studio, m-am suit \u00een taxi \u015fi-am plecat.<!--more--><br \/>\nPula.<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\nFic\u0163iune pur\u0103. Studentul str\u0103in se \u00eenv\u00e2rte \u00een alt\u0103 sfer\u0103 a existen\u0163ei: un caiet Herlitz ro\u015fu \u00een care sunt \u00eenregistrate metodic orele de curs, concertele de metal pe trupe, pre\u0163 \u015fi zile din lun\u0103, un memento \u00een fiecare vineri pentru orele 18-21 c\u00e2nd e intrare liber\u0103 la Luvru. Filme v\u0103zute \u00een cinema-uri de pe vremea lui De Gaulle, cu 3 spectatori \u00een sal\u0103 (Gothic-ul din 86). Alte ieftineli, manifest\u0103ri culturale la disco de ziua studentului Erasmus, unde zdr\u0103ng\u0103nesc chit\u0103ri \u015fi ai impresia c-ai nimerit \u00een babilon.<\/p>\n<p align=justify>Paris, cartier de negri \u015fi evrei. C\u00e2nd te dai jos din metro \u00een Cr\u00e9teil, cap\u0103t de linie 8, te izbe\u015fte mirosul de urin\u0103 \u015fi cel al compatrio\u0163ilor mei care cer\u015fesc \u00een gangul de acces. Dac\u0103 adulmeci atent, poti distinge izul de s\u00e2nge \u015fi creieri l\u0103sat de sinuciga\u015fii \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftia\u0163i sub \u015fine.<\/p>\n<p align=justify>Singurul lucru care te mai binedispune dup\u0103 o zi petrecut\u0103 \u00een cele 3 biblioteci majore ale Parisului \u015fi c\u0103l\u0103toria \u00een subteran al\u0103turi de muncitori abrutiza\u0163i, este persoana Maestrului.<\/p>\n<p align=justify>Maestrul este o creatur\u0103 boem\u0103. Este de asemenea colegul meu de camer\u0103 \u015fi cel cu care \u00eempart micile mizerii \u015fi bucurii din exil. St\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi fumeaz\u0103 tabac din pip\u0103, lucreaz\u0103 noaptea la diserta\u0163ie cu metalele zbier\u00e2nd pe laptop. Dac\u0103 ar fi fost neam\u0163, l-ar fi chemat Hans sau Jens \u015fi ar fi umblat \u00een curu gol prin camer\u0103 c\u00e2nd veneam cu prietena. Dar a\u015fa e oke. Seara ne str\u00e2ngem c\u00e2\u0163iva rom\u00e2ni \u015fi francezi \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi fum\u0103m un joint-dou\u0103, dup\u0103 care ne uit\u0103m la film \u015fi purt\u0103m discu\u0163ii interesante. Noaptea t\u00e2rziu Maestrul \u00ee\u015fi ia r\u0103mas-bun \u015fi se retrage \u00een baie ca s\u0103 se masturbeze, iar noi ceilal\u0163i \u00eei strecur\u0103m bile\u0163ele si desene pe sub u\u015f\u0103, pentru inspira\u0163ie. C\u00e2teodata izbucnesc tensiuni \u00eentre colegii de c\u0103min \u015fi po\u0163i asista la o p\u0103ruial\u0103 colectiv\u0103. Totu\u015fi, spiritele se calmeaz\u0103, se desfac berile de fructe \u015fi cidrul iar via\u0163a revine la normal.<br \/>\nPentru \u00eencheiere, c\u00e2teva aforisme din acea perioad\u0103:<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\n<em>La France, en tant que source de la culture et civilisation, a mis au-dessus de ses portes: \u201cLa plaisir avant tout!\u201d. Or, cette distillation des mati\u00e8res n\u2019a put pas \u00eatre mise en sc\u00e8ne qu\u2019au condition d\u2019avoir satisfait les besoins primaires\u00a0: securit\u00e9, alimentation, education. Le gaspillage \u00e9tait pr\u00e9cis\u00e8ment la pouvoir et la grandeur de la nation fran\u00e7aise. Aujourd\u2019hui, manquant des resources et faible, le peuple fran\u00e7ais a mis en commerce ses plaisirs et il a inscrit dans une oeconomie ce qui \u00e9tait par sa nature hors de l\u2019\u00e9conomique.<br \/>\nCes pens\u00e9es ont \u00e9t\u00e9 accompagn\u00e9es par un rire modern, puissant et am\u00e8re, qui tient la partie de &#8220;l\u2019ordre ancienne des choses&#8221;\u00a0mais qu\u2019il partage aussi le Zeitgeist. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(jidovul r\u0103t\u0103citor) de Paul Belce Sunt orb. Sau un chior \u00een \u0163ara orbilor, diferen\u0163a fiind dat\u0103 de ochiul ciclopic care-\u015fi proiecteaz\u0103 perspectiva asupra cli\u015feelor. S\u0103 recapitul\u0103m deci: Parisul, ora\u015ful luminilor, \u015fansonete, via\u0163\u0103 boem\u0103 pe terase, cu un croissant \u015fi o cafea, ziarul Le monde, expozi\u0163ii de art\u0103 contemporan\u0103, promenad\u0103 pe Champs-Elis\u00e9es, \u015fampanie \u015fi cin\u0103 la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,310,75],"tags":[1120,1131,1122,76],"class_list":["post-1891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-egophobia-24","category-jidovul-ratacitor","tag-articole","tag-egophobia-24","tag-jidovul-ratacitor","tag-paul-belce"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-uv","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1891"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1901,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions\/1901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}