here<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Uite ce, c\u00e2nd ceva m\u0103 calc\u0103 pe nervi, pur \u015fi simplu nu mai suport. De exemplu, canapelele colegei mele de apartament.\u00a0M\u0103 ur\u0103sc pentru chestia asta.\u00a0Las oamenii s\u0103 aduc\u0103 lucruri \u00een via\u0163a mea \u015fi nu-mi pas\u0103 deloc \u00een acel moment ce-mi vor face.\u00a0Dar \u00eentotdeauna se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u0103-mi fac ceva, \u015fi \u00een loc s\u0103 dau vina pe mine, m\u0103 enervez pe cel care a adus chestia aia oribil\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a mea.\u00a0\u015etiu c\u0103 nu este corect din partea mea, dar unele chestii nu-mi plac defel.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Este oare rezonabil s\u0103\u00a0m\u0103\u00a0enervez pentru ni\u015fte canapele?\u00a0 De fapt, este, mul\u0163umesc de \u00een\u0163elegere.\u00a0Dac\u0103 erau canapele normale, atunci poate nu, dar canapelele colegei mele de apartament sunt ni\u015fte chestii vechi, grosolane, la m\u00e2na a doua, care ocup\u0103 foarte mult spa\u0163iu – nu e deloc amuzant.\u00a0Sau bine.\u00a0Sau \u00een regul\u0103.\u00a0Sunt un dezastru Feng Shui, care a avut deja loc.\u00a0Totul are loc de vreo 11 luni \u00eencoace.\u00a0\u015ei nu am fost prezent dec\u00e2t \u00een ultimele \u015fapte.\u00a0Nu c\u0103 asta ar schimba cu ceva situa\u0163ia.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A\u015fadar de ce acum?\u00a0\u015eapte luni de c\u00e2nd stau aici, de ce acum?\u00a0Deoarece ast\u0103zi am vrut s\u0103 fac schimb\u0103ri.\u00a0Am vrut s\u0103 mut masa de buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u00eentr-o parte, c\u00e2t s\u0103 pot trage una din acele canapele grosolane c\u0103tre u\u015fa glisant\u0103, \u015fi apoi urma s\u0103 m\u0103 intind la soare.\u00a0\u015ei a\u015fa am f\u0103cut.\u00a0Am pus masa pe peretele lung opt metri al camerei de 32 metri p\u0103tra\u0163i, am tras una din canapele \u015fi am pus-o \u00een fa\u0163a u\u015filor.\u00a0\u015ei atunci au \u00eenceput necazurile.\u00a0Ca un dezastru natural sau o traum\u0103 major\u0103, ca atunci c\u00e2nd pierzi un dinte sau descoperi c\u0103 te-ai \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat c\u00e2nd credeai c\u0103 ai reu\u015fit s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t slab, totul s-a schimbat.\u00a0Mu\u0163i o chestie, mu\u0163i dou\u0103 chestii \u015fi deodat\u0103 tot locul se schimb\u0103. \u015ei tocmai asta s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.\u00a0Am mutat masa, am mutat canapeaua, \u015fi dintr-o dat\u0103 apartamentul nu mai era acela\u015fi. Am scos dopul de la sticla frustr\u0103rii mele \u00eenc\u0103lzite \u015fi aromate ca vinul, \u015fi acum s\u0103 fiu al naibii dac\u0103 o s\u0103-l pun la loc cum era.\u00a0Numai c\u0103 nu am de ales.\u00a0Canapelele alea dou\u0103 nenorocite \u015fi grosolane sunt prea mari ca s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een orice alt\u0103 parte \u00een afar\u0103 de col\u0163ul camerei, \u00een unghi drept una fa\u0163\u0103 de cealalt\u0103.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Stau pe canapeaua din fundul camerei pe care nu am mutat-o \u00eenc\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc ce s\u0103 fac.\u00a0Dar dac\u0103 a\u015f muta pe perete \u015fi comoda TV, care, apropo, este tot foarte mare?\u00a0Numai c\u0103 nu pot, deoarece asta ar \u00eensemna s\u0103 mut masa \u00een alt\u0103 parte, care este prea mare ca s\u0103 o mut oriunde altundeva dec\u00e2t unde este.\u00a0\u015ei antena de televizor este fixat\u0103, iese din gaura mic\u0103 din perete, ca un metrou huruind \u00een sta\u0163ie.\u00a0Dar dac\u0103 pun una din canapele \u00een paralel cu masa?\u00a0Nu, ar ar\u0103ta ur\u00e2t.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Este simplu \u015fi evident: canapelele sunt prea mari.\u00a0Au fost prea mari de la bun \u00eenceput.\u00a0 Au fost prea mari tot timpul \u00een cele \u015fapte luni de c\u00e2nd stau aici.\u00a0Au fost prea mari tot timpul \u00een cele 11 luni, de c\u00e2nd le are colega mea de apartament.\u00a0Au fost prea mari din ziua \u00een care au fost f\u0103cute.\u00a0Blestem designerul.\u00a0Blestem \u00eentreaga mo\u015ftenire a designului occidental pentru c\u0103 a creat acest stil de canapea.\u00a0M\u0103 uit pe spatele canapelei de la u\u015f\u0103.\u00a0 Pernele bra\u0163elor sunt masive.\u00a0Sunt rotunde \u015fi bombate \u015fi umflate ca ni\u015fte apendice hidoase, ca ni\u015fte colaci de gr\u0103sime pe p\u0103r\u0163ile laterale ale unui elefant.\u00a0Sau poate ca ni\u015fte penisuri de balen\u0103?\u00a0Nu sunt sigur de asta, nu am v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 penisul unei balene.\u00a0De\u015fi, nu de acolo vine termenul de \u201csul\u0103\u201d?\u00a0 Bat c\u00e2mpii\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0De la designul occidental, cred c\u0103 pot trece la politica occidental\u0103.\u00a0\u015ei apoi dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc destul de mult \u00een timp ajung tocmai la greci \u015fi la epoca ra\u0163iunii.\u00a0\u015ei s-ar potrivi destul de bine, c\u0103ci colega mea de apartament este grecoaic\u0103. Sau, m\u0103 rog, pe jum\u0103tate.\u00a0Vreau s\u0103 o sun \u015fi s\u0103 o \u00eentreb \u201cDeci unde era nenorocita aia de epoc\u0103 a ra\u0163iunii c\u00e2nd ai decis s\u0103 cumperi aceste canapele stupid de mari, prost\u0103naco?\u201d\u00a0Numai c\u0103 nu o voi face.\u00a0Nu o voi face pentru c\u0103 s-a dus acas\u0103 \u015fi va sta ceva timp pentru c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva grav \u00een familia ei.\u00a0 Trebuie s\u0103 fiu \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tor.\u00a0Dar nu am chef s\u0103 fiu \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tor acum. Nu fa\u0163\u0103 de ea, \u015fi sigur nu \u00een privin\u0163a canapelelor.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Prietena mea vine de afar\u0103, purt\u00e2nd bikini albi care fac pielea ei maronie s\u0103 par\u0103 \u015fi mai \u00eenchis\u0103 la culoare. Arat\u0103 ca un covrig. Ca o buc\u0103\u0163ic\u0103 de p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103. Ca un creion foarte maro. Este o fat\u0103 foarte dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103. Se uit\u0103 la mine ciudat. Vrea s\u0103 \u015ftie de ce stau \u00een fundul camerei c\u00e2nd acum jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mutasem una din canapele la u\u015f\u0103 ca s\u0103 pot sta la soare. \u00cei spun ce m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103. \u00cei spun c\u00e2t de mult ur\u0103sc canapelele. \u015ei masa. \u015ei comoda TV. Vreau s\u0103 scap de toate.\u00a0Vreau s\u0103 le ard, s\u0103 le toc, s\u0103 le mutilez, s\u0103 le distrug.\u00a0Vreau s\u0103 le fac s\u0103 dispar\u0103 cu totul. \u00cemi spune c\u0103 nu pot, pentru c\u0103 e vorba de colegii mei de apartament.\u00a0Colegii no\u015ftri de apartament.\u00a0Nu v\u0103d de ce ar conta asta. \u015ei nu m\u0103 lini\u015fte\u015fte.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Vom mai sta aici \u00eenc\u0103\u00a0trei sau patru luni cel pu\u0163in.\u00a0S\u0103 zicem patru luni, ca s\u0103 facem discu\u0163ia \u015fi mai interesant\u0103.\u00a0Patru luni.\u00a0De patru ori 30 de zile.\u00a0S\u0103 zicem 31 de zile s\u0103 fie \u015fi mai interesant\u0103.\u00a0 De patru ori 31 de zile.\u00a0Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 124 de zile.\u00a0 Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 acum c\u0103 \u00eenmul\u0163i\u0163i cu 24, apoi cu 60, apoi din nou cu 60.\u00a0Ajunge\u0163i la num\u0103rul de secunde pe care le am de tr\u0103it cu aceste canapele. \u015ei probabil \u015fi mai mult de-at\u00e2t.\u00a0Nu pot face adun\u0103rile \u00een g\u00e2nd. \u015ei nici nu vreau.\u00a0\u015etiu c\u0103 este mult.\u00a0Sun\u0103 ca \u015fi cum ar fi foarte mult.\u00a0\u015ei nu pot tr\u0103i at\u00e2t de mult cu aceste canapele, chiar nu pot. Trebuie s\u0103 dispar\u0103.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0M\u0103\u00a0 g\u00e2ndesc cum pot sc\u0103pa de canapele.\u00a0Poate le pot arunca de pe balcon.\u00a0A\u015f putea s\u0103 zic c\u0103 a fost un cutremur?\u00a0 Sau poate un v\u00e2nt puternic.\u00a0V\u00e2ntul e puternic pe aici.\u00a0Probabil nu chiar at\u00e2t de puternic.\u00a0Dar dac\u0103 a\u015f l\u0103sa u\u015fa deschis\u0103 \u015fi a\u015f ie\u015fi pu\u0163in afar\u0103?\u00a0Cineva ar putea veni \u015fi le-ar putea fura.\u00a0Dar atunci pot fura \u015fi orice altceva.\u00a0Pot fura lucruri care \u00eemi plac.\u00a0Cum ar fi iubita mea.\u00a0De\u015fi probabil va trebui s\u0103 o iau cu mine dac\u0103 ies afar\u0103, altfel respectivii ho\u0163i s-ar sim\u0163i ciudat c\u00e2nd p\u0103trund \u00een cas\u0103.\u00a0\u015ei apoi ar mai fi \u015fi poli\u0163ia \u015fi rapoartele de poli\u0163ie \u015fi anchetatorii de la poli\u0163ie \u015fi reporterii de ziar.\u00a0Cum a\u015f putea min\u0163i?\u00a0Pot min\u0163i o persoan\u0103, poate dou\u0103, dar trei, patru, cinci sau mai multe?\u00a0Dac\u0103 fac \u00eenchisoare dac\u0103 sunt descoperit?\u00a0Pot min\u0163i c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t bine dac\u0103 cel mai r\u0103u lucru care se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla e s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 cineva.\u00a0Cu c\u00e2t m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc mai mult la asta, cu at\u00e2t mai mult realizez c\u0103 exist\u0103 un singur mod de a face acest lucru.\u00a0Trebuie s\u0103 le stric accidental \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai poat\u0103 fi folosite.\u00a0\u015ei la ce folose\u015fte o canapea \u00een primul r\u00e2nd?\u00a0S\u0103 stai pe ea.\u00a0Bingo.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nu i-am zis nici iubitei mele.\u00a0A stat afar\u0103 pur \u015fi simplu, cu n\u0103sucul ei simpatic \u00eentr-o carte, cu scopul de a trece de la p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103 la culoarea stafidei.\u00a0Este o treab\u0103 bun\u0103. \u00cemi plac stafidele.\u00a0Unii oameni cred c\u0103 arat\u0103 ca rahatul de \u015foarece, dar eu cred c\u0103 sunt tocmai bune.\u00a0M\u0103 uit \u00een jur pentru un soi de catalizator.\u00a0Am nevoie de ni\u015fte muni\u0163ie. E o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie.\u00a0\u015ei ni\u015fte vopsea \u00eentr-o saco\u015f\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 comoda TV. Nu v\u0103d cum m-ar ajuta oricare din ele.\u00a0Apa nu le stric\u0103, nu, doar dac\u0103 le \u0163in ude luni de zile \u00een \u015fir; \u015fi ar fi o prostie s\u0103 spun c\u0103 pictam pe canapea.\u00a0M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la vopsea ro\u015fie f\u0103r\u0103 niciun motiv special, doar c\u0103 \u00eemi place culoarea ro\u015fie.\u00a0Apoi sticla de ap\u0103 \u00eemi vine \u00een minte.\u00a0 Cele dou\u0103 g\u00e2nduri se unesc \u015fi iese o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 ro\u015fie.\u00a0\u015ei ce este apa ro\u015fie?\u00a0Vin.\u00a0E o sticl\u0103 de vin \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, l\u00e2ng\u0103 sticla de The Famous Grouse din care am b\u0103ut deja o treime.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0M\u0103\u00a0 duc \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi iau sticla de vin.\u00a0Cum o s\u0103 func\u0163ioneze chestia asta?\u00a0Trebuie s\u0103 torn destul vin pe cele dou\u0103 canapele, pe toate pernele, patru cu totul, \u00eenc\u00e2t canapelele s\u0103 arate groaznic.\u00a0Carevas\u0103zic\u0103 pot \u00eencepe deja procesul de ruinare.\u00a0 Scot patru pahare de vin din dulap \u015fi le pun pe o tav\u0103 de argint.\u00a0Umplu la refuz toate paharele.\u00a0Dar nu sunt \u00eenc\u0103 preg\u0103tit de atac, trebuie s\u0103 aranjez camera.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Trag canapeaua de la u\u015f\u0103\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0o pun de unde am luat-o, \u00een unghi drept cu cealalt\u0103.\u00a0Le st\u0103 a\u015fa de bine \u00eempreun\u0103. Arat\u0103 r\u0103u de fapt. Arat\u0103 foarte r\u0103u laolalt\u0103.\u00a0Dar nu pentru mult timp.\u00a0 Scot un adidas \u015fi-l pun \u00een mijlocul camerei la exact 45 de grade fa\u0163\u0103 de col\u0163ul de unire a ambelor canapele, la aproape 1,5 metri dep\u0103rtare.\u00a0Apoi, m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi iau tava cu paharele de vin, p\u0103str\u00e2nd echilibrul doar \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103.\u00a0\u00cencet, cu grij\u0103, intru \u00een camer\u0103.\u00a0\u015etii, d\u0103deam o petrecere, la cin\u0103 – asta o s\u0103 zic colegei mele de apartament.\u00a0Am invitat ni\u015fte prieteni de la serviciu.\u00a0Am f\u0103cut dolmade – asta ca s\u0103 ar\u0103t c\u0103 nu am nimic \u00eempotriva grecilor.\u00a0Ne-au pl\u0103cut \u015fi astea.\u00a0Am vorbit despre vreme.\u00a0Am vorbit despre c\u00e2t de rele sunt mu\u015ftele anul acesta.\u00a0Am vorbit despre designul occidental, politic\u0103, greci, epoca ra\u0163iunii.\u00a0Au fost de acord cu mine c\u0103 toate erau foarte bune.\u00a0Pilonii \u00een\u015fi\u015fi ai societ\u0103\u0163ii.\u00a0Le-am ar\u0103tat canapelele.\u00a0To\u0163i am spus c\u00e2t de mult ne pl\u0103ceau.\u00a0Iubita mea \u015fi cu mine ne str\u00e2ngeam puternic \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi puteam sim\u0163i am\u00e2ndoi cum ne b\u0103teau inimile de fericire c\u0103 acele canapele erau \u00een vie\u0163ile noastre.\u00a0Am propus un toast.\u00a0Un toast cu vin ro\u015fu pentru canapele.\u00a0Am adus tava cu paharele de vin, ca acum, am p\u0103\u015fit cu aten\u0163ie c\u0103tre iubita mea \u015fi cei doi oaspe\u0163i ai no\u015ftri de la cin\u0103, am ajuns \u00eentr-un loc, la 1,5 metri fa\u0163\u0103 de col\u0163ul de \u00eembinare a canapelelor \u00eentr-un unghi de 45 de grade, \u015fi piciorul meu s-a prins de ceva.\u00a0 C\u00e2nd am repovestit, era vorba de unul dintre picioarele invita\u0163ilor la cin\u0103.\u00a0\u00cen realitate era adidasul.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Uimitor, vinul nu a p\u0103tat pe nimeni.\u00a0Din p\u0103cate, toate cele patru pahare de vin au luat-o \u00een direc\u0163ii u\u015for diferite, fiecare pahar \u015fi con\u0163inutul s\u0103u a aterizat pe una din cele patru perne de pe cele dou\u0103 canapele.\u00a0Am intrat \u00een panic\u0103.\u00a0Vinul a intrat \u00een material. Ne-am panicat \u015fi mai tare.\u00a0Am \u00eentrebat cine \u015ftia cum se scoate vinul.\u00a0Nu \u015ftia nimeni.\u00a0Am scotocit tot apartamentul s\u0103 g\u0103sim ce materiale de cur\u0103\u0163at aveam.\u00a0Solu\u0163ie de cur\u0103\u0163at geamurile, \u00een\u0103lbitor, solu\u0163ie de lustruit lemnul, lichid de sp\u0103lat de vase, solu\u0163ie de cur\u0103\u0163at du\u015fumeaua, dezinfectant, vin alb, o\u0163et, sos de soia, f\u0103in\u0103.\u00a0Le-am amestecat pe toate.\u00a0Am cur\u0103\u0163at, am presat, am f\u0103cut terci, am frecat, am r\u00e2c\u00e2it, am degresat.\u00a0Rezultatul se l\u0103sa a\u015fteptat.\u00a0Probabil am gre\u015fit amestecul.\u00a0Sigur nu am folosit ce trebuia. Eu nu aveam cum s\u0103 folosesc ce trebuia.\u00a0Eu nu am folosit ce trebuia. Canapelele, ambele, erau distruse.\u00a0 Nicio persoan\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 la cap nu ar p\u0103stra canapelele cu pete imposibil de scos de la solu\u0163ie de cur\u0103\u0163at geamurile, \u00een\u0103lbitor, solu\u0163ie de lustruit lemnul, lichid de sp\u0103lat de vase, solu\u0163ie de cur\u0103\u0163at du\u015fumeaua, dezinfectant, vin alb, o\u0163et, sos de soia, f\u0103in\u0103.\u00a0\u015ei vin ro\u015fu.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Iubita mea m-a privit \u00een tot acest timp, de afar\u0103, cu nasul \u00een carte.\u00a0N\u0103sucul ei simpatic.\u00a0M-a \u00eentrebat ce f\u0103ceam, i-am zis c\u0103 am rezolvat problema canapelelor.\u00a0I-am cerut num\u0103rul de acas\u0103 al colegei de apartament.\u00a0Mi l-a dat.\u00a0\u015ei am sunat s\u0103-i explic colegei mele de apartament ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat de canapelele ei au ajuns s\u0103 fie distruse \u015fi imposibil de reparat.\u00a0A \u00een\u0163eles, cred. Nu am ascultat-o cu aten\u0163ie, s\u0103 fiu sincer, c\u0103ci eram prea \u00eenc\u00e2ntat de perspectiva de a sc\u0103pa de ele.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A doua zi am scos canapelele \u00een strad\u0103, s\u0103 le ia cine vine de obicei s\u0103 ia lucruri l\u0103sate \u00een strad\u0103.\u00a0C\u00e2nd ne-am \u00eentors de la lucru, disp\u0103ruser\u0103.\u00a0Intr\u0103m \u00een apartament \u015fi nu avem pe ce sta.<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Acum pe cine ne enerv\u0103m, de\u015fteptule?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00a0 de James Bent [Australia] \u00a0 traducere din englez\u0103 de Zenovia Popa [masterand MTTLC] \u00a0 for the English version , click here \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Uite ce, c\u00e2nd ceva m\u0103 calc\u0103 pe nervi, pur \u015fi simplu nu mai suport. De exemplu, canapelele colegei mele de apartament.\u00a0M\u0103 ur\u0103sc pentru chestia asta.\u00a0Las oamenii s\u0103 aduc\u0103 lucruri \u00een via\u0163a mea \u015fi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[436,393],"tags":[1145,404,403,54,72,430],"class_list":["post-2460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-25","category-prozascurta","tag-egophobia-25","tag-james-bent","tag-mttlc","tag-proza-scurta","tag-traducere","tag-zenovia-popa-mttlc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-DG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":34,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3524,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions\/3524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}