{"id":2572,"date":"2009-12-16T15:36:53","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T13:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=2572"},"modified":"2010-03-23T13:08:23","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T11:08:23","slug":"povesti-mici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=2572","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u015fti mici"},"content":{"rendered":"

[proz\u0103 postmodernist\u0103]<\/strong><\/p>\n

(fereastra latin\u0103)<\/font><\/p>\n

de Manuelita Almaviva
\ntraducere de Simona D\u0103ncil\u0103<\/p>\n

Un aspect lingvistic<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nC\u00e2nd s-au ridicat t\u0103cerile din toata valea, t\u0103ceri spaniole\u015fti care z\u0103cuser\u0103 pe noi cu toat\u0103 greutatea lor zemoas\u0103, latin\u0103, pres\u00e2nd ideile adev\u0103rate, ne-am v\u0103zut unii pe al\u0163ii foarte originali \u015fi vulnerabili \u015fi ne-am ascuns pe sub frunze, eu nimerisem l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine \u015fi senza\u0163ia c\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul e abrupt m\u0103 f\u0103cea s\u0103 \u00eenfig degetele \u00een noroiul moale. Am\u00e2ndoi purtam pene \u015fi credeam c\u0103 nu avem voie s\u0103 punem nici o \u00eentrebare. \u015ei apoi, pe ce limb\u0103 am fi putut vorbi? Una tocmai plecase, cealalt\u0103 nu sosise \u00eenc\u0103 \u015fi Mu\u0163enia era singura \u00een stare s\u0103 cuprind\u0103 toate p\u0103r\u0163ile corpului, Mu\u0163enia lua forma s\u00e2nilor mei termina\u0163i \u00een fructe mici de p\u0103dure \u015fi lua forma feselor tale pe care penele st\u0103teau zb\u00e2rlite \u00een sus. Doi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103tori de mod\u0103 veche r\u0103scoleau frunzele cu toiege \u015fi ne-au g\u0103sit \u015fi pe noi \u00een acea \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103toare Mu\u0163enie \u015fi ne-au dus \u00eempreun\u0103 cu ceilal\u0163i la \u015fcoal\u0103, casa de lemn \u00een care limba natal\u0103 at\u00e2rna pe pere\u0163i \u00een rime simple. Fiecare \u00een banc\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 Idolul S\u0103u necioplit \u00eenc\u0103 pe care-l cuprindeam pe furi\u015f \u00een bra\u0163e \u00een timp ce ni se explica Decen\u0163a. Ca s\u0103 explice Decen\u0163a dasc\u0103lii \u0103ia foloseau o mul\u0163ime de saliv\u0103, o mul\u0163ime de din\u0163i galbeni cu partea de jos lat\u0103 ca o lopat\u0103 \u015fi partea de sus rotund\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenfipt\u0103 doar pe jum\u0103tate \u00een gingie, o mul\u0163ime de v\u00eerfuri violacee de limb\u0103 \u015fi o mul\u0163ime de ondul\u0103ri vocale.
\nNe f\u0103ceam mari v\u0103z\u00e2nd cu ochii \u015fi ne luam adio de la copil\u0103ria care ne r\u0103m\u00e2nea mic\u0103 \u015fi cr\u0103pa la \u00eencheieturi. Te-am v\u0103zut o dat\u0103 pe hol \u015fi am putut s\u0103 vorbim \u00een Dialect, s\u0103 g\u0103sim\u00a0\u00een Dialect r\u0103d\u0103cinile tuturor p\u0103r\u0163ilor corpului \u015fi s\u0103 devenim c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t reali, un indian\u00a0\u015fi-o indianc\u0103 bine delimita\u0163i, de\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu aveam fa\u0163\u0103. \u015ei nu aveam voie s\u0103 folosim vr\u0103ji, ca aceea:\u00a0” ie\u015fi din tine \u015fi arat\u0103-te exact a\u015fa cum e\u015fti”.
\nPe care,\u00a0oricum, mereu o \u00een\u0163elegeai gre\u015fit…
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\nCe \u00eencape \u00eentre…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nEram deja mari \u015fi am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 ne juc\u0103m de-a\u00a0“ce \u00eencape \u00eentre un mort \u015fi un c\u0103lug\u0103r”– eu ziceam chestii femeie\u015fti iar tu chestii b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fti. Era un gol pe care, ca s\u0103-l umplem cu adev\u0103rat, a trebuit s\u0103 punem multe lucruri. Tu un maiou \u015fi o c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 perlat\u0103, eu fusta de blugi \u015fi papucii cu talp\u0103 groas\u0103, tu dulapul de pe hol, eu u\u015fa\u00a0de la intrare, tu sc\u0103rile blocului, eu o bucat\u0103 de asfalt cu tot cupomul rotund \u015fi umbrela din fa\u0163a cafenelei, tu curba lung\u0103 cu felinare portocalii, eu drumul m\u0103rginit\u00a0de st\u00e2nci cu miez fierbinte \u015fi uite a\u015fa am ajuns p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 la m\u00e2n\u0103stirea istoric\u0103 Aremita plin\u0103 de amintiri gotice \u015fi c\u0103lug\u0103ri \u00eemp\u0103ia\u0163i cu p\u0103rul aspru \u00eembibat \u00een ulei sfin\u0163it care ajuta la men\u0163inerea aurei lor religioase. Cic\u0103 de ce suntem \u00eembr\u0103ca\u0163i indecent, vorbele nici nu se produc singure, trebuie s\u0103 le lu\u0103m de pe limba lor \u00een\u0163epenit\u0103, s\u0103 le desprindem ca pe midiile fixate \u00een lemnul navelor b\u0103tr\u00e2ne \u015fi f\u0103c\u00e2nd abstrac\u0163ie de putoarea sf\u00e2nt\u0103 s\u0103 ni le \u00eempingem \u00een urechi p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00eend ating nervul \u00een\u0163elegerii. \u00cembr\u0103ca\u0163i indecent?… M\u0103 uit la tine dragul meu \u015fi nu v\u0103d nimic indecent, te ui\u0163i bine la mine \u015fi nu vezi nimic indecent dar c\u0103lug\u0103rii \u0103ia Eccoi\u015fti au o metod\u0103 de a scoate indecen\u0163a din om la iveal\u0103 pe care noi doi nu o \u015ftim, ne trezim numai cu senza\u0163ia c\u0103 suntem nuzi\u00a0\u00eentre imaginile noastre pure din oglinzi \u015fi ducem m\u00e2inile cruci\u015f, invers, tu la ale mele \u015fi eu la ale tale p\u0103r\u0163i ru\u015finoase, ghidul la ale unei doamne \u015fi doamna nu la ale ghidului ci la ale unui t\u00e2n\u0103r cu ochelari venit s\u0103 studieze basoreliefuri \u015fi care neav\u00e2nd \u00eencotro duce m\u00e2inile la ale ghidului. Orga organizeaz\u0103 aerul \u015fi ne retragem \u00eentr-o ad\u00e2ncitur\u0103 plin\u0103 de oase, ne sim\u0163im de parc\u0103 am avea scheletul \u00een exterior \u015fi toat\u0103 carnea \u00een burt\u0103, eu a\u015f fi vrut s\u0103 sc\u00e2ncesc \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i spun Te Deum dar nu m\u0103 l\u0103sai, fir-ai s\u0103 fii!
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Ora la care Omul<\/strong>
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\nOra la care Omul iese din Or\u0103 \u015fi crede c\u0103 se odihne\u015fte, partidul bunicilor are o activitate de\u00a0v\u00e2rf care nu d\u0103uneaz\u0103 nim\u0103nui. Ei vor doar s\u0103 mai simt\u0103 prin politic\u0103 ceea ce au sim\u0163it \u00eentr-un \u015fan\u0163 dup\u0103 ploaie c\u00e2nd aveau toat\u0103 adolescen\u0163a \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103 \u015fi toat\u0103 for\u0163a necesar\u0103. Din mila poporului \u00ee\u015fi cru\u0163\u0103 inteligen\u0163a \u00een pernele de catifea ale fotoliilor parlamentare c\u0103ci sunt tare sensibili la inteligen\u0163\u0103.
\nOra la care Omul se ca\u0163\u0103r\u0103 \u00een Prezen\u0163\u0103 dar nu mai ajunge s\u0103 umple dec\u00e2t pu\u0163in din ea restul fiind doar demnitate \u00eempietrit\u0103 pe sub riduri. Se uit\u0103 la noi f\u0103r\u0103 nici o pl\u0103cere\u00a0cum facem abstrac\u0163ie de laboriosul \u015fi \u00eentortocheatul sistem, neav\u00e2nd \u00eentr-adev\u0103r nici o prestan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi neoferind nici o garan\u0163ie, ne bucur\u0103m de o bere pe bordur\u0103. S-ar zice c\u0103 facem gaur\u0103 \u00een lume s\u0103 cad\u0103 to\u0163i ochii pe noi, \u00eembiem o doamn\u0103 cu sticla \u015fi primim \u00eenjur\u0103turi cu nemiluita. Zic prietene, filozofia face spum\u0103, apare diferen\u0163a dintre\u00a0Mum\u0103 \u015fi Cium\u0103. \u00cemi zice prietene,\u00a0\u015ftii c\u0103 noi acum g\u00e2ndim dublu \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 plat\u0103, \u00eenchide robinetul la creier, ceea ce turn\u0103m pe o parte s\u0103 nu ias\u0103 pe partea cealalt\u0103.
\n\u00cencep s\u0103 ias\u0103 din coliv\u0103 domnii elegan\u0163i, le r\u0103m\u00e2ne gr\u00e2u dulce \u015fi zah\u0103r pe costumele scumpe.\u00a0Ne\u00a0\u00eentreab\u0103 ce c\u0103ut\u0103m la ora aia acolo r\u0103spundem c\u0103 repar\u0103m trotuarul pentru urbe. \u00ce\u015fi dau sema dup\u0103 miros c\u0103 am cules pa\u015fi de domni\u015foare \u015fi ni-i confisc\u0103 pe to\u0163i. Pentru c\u0103 suntem pro\u015fti \u015fi accept\u0103m aceast\u0103\u00a0prostie a noastr\u0103 ca pe o molim\u0103 sf\u00eent\u0103 \u015fi ne sim\u0163im bine \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een aceea\u015fi t\u0103cere cu dou\u0103 coarne: de unde mai fur\u0103m c\u00e2te-o bere?
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\nSe \u00eempu\u0163ineaz\u0103 elementele folclorice<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nAlea care\u00a0ne f\u0103ceau s\u0103 ar\u0103t\u0103m ca ni\u015fte p\u0103pu\u015fi, at\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u0163ii c\u00e2t \u015fi femeile, buni de pus s\u0103 str\u00e2ngem praf undeva la vedere, acolo unde se cere un pic de patriotism \u015fi mult\u0103 imagine bun\u0103, cu fe\u0163ele noastre de acadele, de zah\u0103r de lun\u0103, f\u0103c\u00e2nd reclam\u0103 la popor. Alea pe care le scoteam din lad\u0103 la date fixe deranj\u00e2nd moliile \u015fi \u00eencercam s\u0103 le \u00eenfoiem pe b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, peste b\u00e2rnele \u00eenc\u0103 vii care at\u00e2rnau din umeri. Alea-n care am fost tineri. Solda\u0163i de l\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi al lucrurilor moi, v\u0103rga\u0163i cu nuan\u0163e naturale de cire\u015f, gutui, nuc sau dud, glasul pomilor pe care nu-l mai aud.\u00a0U\u015for de de\u015firat, u\u015for de\u00a0transformat iar \u00een materie prim\u0103, doar un puf colorat ne anim\u0103. Toat\u0103 tevatura asta modern\u0103 nu-i de noi, iubirea noastr\u0103 a fost \u00eenf\u0103\u015furat\u0103 \u00een dantele, \u00een p\u00e2nz\u0103 de cas\u0103 moale cu modele, o mie \u015fi una de straturi \u015fi fe\u015fe pe care \u00ee\u0163i trebuia o via\u0163\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 s\u0103 le desf\u0103\u015fori, s\u0103 afli c\u0103 nu era nimic \u00een\u0103untru \u015fi s\u0103 mori. Oricum, era un mod de-a evita putrefac\u0163ia, ceea ce vedem ast\u0103zi ne taie \u00een dou\u0103 imagina\u0163ia \u015fi oamenii \u0103\u015ftia noi cu fermoare \u00een loc de nasturi \u015fi \u015fireturi,\u00a0oamenii \u0103\u015ftia cu capse \u015fi buzunare false, cu anatomie strig\u0103toare la cer se trag din ru\u015finea noastr\u0103, din grija abundent\u0103 de a ne acoperi excrescen\u0163ele, de a oferi \u00een loc de reliefuri corporale c\u00e2mpuri de m\u0103tase brodate cu flori \u015fi frunze, o vegeta\u0163ie a decen\u0163ei care s\u0103 abat\u0103 g\u00e2ndul pe f\u0103ga\u015furi ireale.
\nDorin\u0163a noastr\u0103 de a imita fantasticul, de a ne sc\u0103lda \u00een fantastic…
\nDorin\u0163a voastr\u0103 de a imita realul, de a v\u0103 sc\u0103lda \u00een real…
\nModa noastr\u0103 de a ap\u0103rea ca dragoni zbur\u0103tori… \u015fi moda voastr\u0103 dea ap\u0103rea bronza\u0163i \u015fi tatua\u0163i \u00een pantaloni scur\u0163i.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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[proz\u0103 postmodernist\u0103] (fereastra latin\u0103) de Manuelita Almaviva traducere de Simona D\u0103ncil\u0103 Un aspect lingvistic C\u00e2nd s-au ridicat t\u0103cerile din toata valea, t\u0103ceri spaniole\u015fti care z\u0103cuser\u0103 pe noi cu toat\u0103 greutatea lor zemoas\u0103, latin\u0103, pres\u00e2nd ideile adev\u0103rate, ne-am v\u0103zut unii pe al\u0163ii foarte originali \u015fi vulnerabili \u015fi ne-am ascuns pe sub frunze, eu nimerisem l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[436,70,15],"tags":[1145,1121,445,1115,73,72],"class_list":["post-2572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-25","category-fereastra-latina","category-proza","tag-egophobia-25","tag-fereastra-latina","tag-manuelita-almaviva","tag-proza","tag-simona-dancila","tag-traducere"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-Fu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2572"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4370,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2572\/revisions\/4370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}