de Radu P\u0103rp\u0103u\u0163\u0103<\/p>\n
\u2013 Dom\u2019 Radu, eu am fost prost la \u015fcoal\u0103. Mie mi-o pl\u0103cut tare mult caii \u015fi fugeam de la \u015fcoal\u0103, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 duc pe deal cu ei. M\u0103 rugam cu lacrimi \u00een ochi de nenea Vasile Butnaru, \u00eel \u015ftii matale, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 lase la cai. A\u015fa c\u0103 n-am f\u0103cut dec\u00eet \u015fase clase. Pe urm\u0103 am intrat direct la CAP, \u00abconduc\u0103tor de atelaj\u00bb, adic\u0103, \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i, c\u0103ru\u0163a\u015f. Da\u2019 v\u0103d c\u0103 nu v\u0103 \u00eendemna\u0163i deloc. Hai noroc! Da, tare mult mi-o pl\u0103cut caii! \u015ei-n armat\u0103: la \u00eenceput am fost c\u0103\u0163\u0103lar, dar pe urm\u0103 s-au adus doi cai la unitate. C\u00eend am v\u0103zut eu a\u015fa, m-am dus direct la maior \u015fi i-am spus: Tovar\u0103\u015fe maior \u2013 \u015fti\u0163i, a\u015fa se zicea atunci \u2013 v\u0103 rog pe to\u0163i Dumnezeii pe mine s\u0103 m\u0103 da\u0163i la cai. \u015ei la cai am r\u0103mas p\u00een\u0103 la sf\u00eer\u015fitul arme\u0163ii. Dar s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc la ce voiam s\u0103 spun. \u00centr-o zi dom\u2019 director Cotea m\u0103 opre\u015fte \u015fi-mi zice: \u00abMitic\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 faci opt clase. A\u015fa a venit un ordin\u00bb. \u015eti\u0163i, to\u0163i membrii de partid trebuiau s\u0103 fac\u0103 opt clase \u015fi, pe l\u00eeng\u0103 ei, am f\u0103cut \u015fi noi, c\u0103ru\u0163a\u015fii. A\u015fa c\u0103 ne-am dus la \u015fcoal\u0103. Profesorii ne vorbeau c\u00eete \u015fi mai c\u00eete, noi ascultam, care putea scria \u015fi \u00een caiet. Eu mai mult \u015ftergeam tabla. Dom\u2019 director mi-a zis: Mitic\u0103, tu \u015fterge tabla. \u015e-o \u015ftergeam ca la mama ei. M\u0103ridicam cu ghiciu\u015fca sub bra\u0163, c\u0103 eu nu las niciodat\u0103 ghiciu\u2019 din m\u00een\u0103, \u015fi mergeam la tabl\u0103. Buretele era ud \u015fi tabla, nu \u015ftiu cum, moale. M\u0103 ierta\u0163i c\u0103nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 m\u0103 exprim, dar tare \u00eemi place s\u0103 \u015fterg tabla. \u015ei \u00a0lec\u0163iile \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau. C\u00eend ne spunea dom\u2019 director cum i-am b\u0103tut noi pe turci, cum s-o iubit Eminescu cu una, Veronica. La ascultat era mai greu. C\u00eend se uita profesoara de francez\u0103 \u00een caiete – ea o feti\u015foar\u0103 sl\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, s\u0103raca, de ziceai c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00eenc\u0103 numai r\u0103bd\u0103ri pr\u0103jite – eu m\u0103 f\u0103ceam c\u0103 deschid fereastra \u015fi treceam pe r\u00eendul cel\u0103lalt. Da\u2019 hai noroc! Ei, pe urm\u0103 au venit examenele. Profesorii ne ascultau, dar mai mult vorbeau ei. La rom\u00e2n\u0103, eu trebuia s\u0103 vorbesc de Pa\u015fa Hassan<\/em> de George Co\u015fbuc. Era vorba de un turc pe care-l fug\u0103rea Mihai Viteazul. Tare frumos! La geografie am avut despre flora \u015fi fauna Americii, adic\u0103 de florile \u015fi animalele din America. Eu ca eu, dar mai r\u0103u a fost de tov. Ilie – a\u015fa \u00eei spuneam noi, Tovilie – pre\u015fedintele de la CAP, care trebuia s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi el opt clase. Ca s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 de r\u00ees, s-a dus cu o sar\u0103 \u00eenainte de examene la profesorul de rom\u00e2n\u0103 cu sarsanalele pline: ca\u015f, carne, o damigean\u0103 de vin. A doua zi trebuia s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 despre Scrisoarea III<\/em>. El – b\u00eet\u0103. Profesorul, ca s\u0103-l ajute, \u00eei zice: \u00abIa aminti\u0163i-v\u0103… . Tu e\u015fti Mircea?\u00bb Da\u2019 pre\u015fedintele de colo: \u00abNu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, eu-s Ilie, \u015fti\u0163i, de asar\u0103!\u00bb. \u015ei-i face semnul cu sarsanalele, cum le-a c\u0103rat. \u00cen sf\u00eer\u015fit, am trecut cu to\u0163ii. Pe urm\u0103 am f\u0103cut banchet. Adic\u0103 un fel de banchet la cr\u00ee\u015fm\u0103. Noi cu ghiciu\u015ftile \u00een m\u00een\u0103 \u015fi dom\u2019 director cu mapa la bra\u0163. S-o-mb\u0103tat dom\u2019 director c\u0103 l-am dus cu c\u0103ru\u0163a acas\u0103. \u015ei eu eram pulbere. Noroc de cai, s\u0103racii, c\u0103 \u015ftiu \u015fi singuri drumul spre cas\u0103. A\u015fa c\u0103, uite, am f\u0103cut <\/strong>clase. Dac\u0103 nu era partidul comunist, nu \u015ftiam nici p\u00een\u0103 \u00een ziua de azi nimica despre fauna din America \u015fi nu puteam s\u0103 vorbesc cu dumneavoastr\u0103 la un pahar de vin despre asta. Da\u2019 servi\u0163i. Noroc! Dom\u2019 Radu, e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 acolo-s cai s\u0103lbatici?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" de Radu P\u0103rp\u0103u\u0163\u0103 \u2013 Dom\u2019 Radu, eu am fost prost la \u015fcoal\u0103. Mie mi-o pl\u0103cut tare mult caii \u015fi fugeam de la \u015fcoal\u0103, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 duc pe deal cu ei. M\u0103 rugam cu lacrimi \u00een ochi de nenea Vasile Butnaru, \u00eel \u015ftii matale, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 lase la cai. A\u015fa c\u0103 n-am f\u0103cut dec\u00eet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[436,15],"tags":[1145,1115,353],"class_list":["post-3011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-25","category-proza","tag-egophobia-25","tag-proza","tag-radu-parpauta"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-Mz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3011"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3646,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3011\/revisions\/3646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}