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[fragmente din romanul S\u00e2nge satanic<\/em> -III-]<\/strong><\/p>\n

de Cristina Nemerovschi (Morgothya)<\/p>\n

E 5 diminea\u0163a, cea\u0163\u0103, frig \u015fi pustiu pe str\u0103zi. Ne \u00eentoarcem de la rockotec\u0103, eu \u015fi B. Am b\u0103ut toat\u0103 noaptea dar suntem treji, treji \u015fi plictisi\u0163i. \u00cemi e sil\u0103 s\u0103 merg din nou la el acas\u0103, s\u0103 o v\u0103d pe milf, s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 papuci \u00een hol ca s\u0103 nu ne urc\u0103m cu bocancii \u00een pat, s\u0103 ne \u00eentrebe ce vrem la micul dejun. Vreau s\u0103 fiu undeva singur, dac\u0103 nu se poate s\u0103 fiu doar eu, cel pu\u0163in s\u0103 fim doar noi doi, dar at\u00e2t. E singura fiin\u0163\u0103 pe care a\u015f putea-o suporta azi \u00een jurul meu. Pe restul i-a\u015f electrocuta, le-a\u015f t\u0103ia g\u00e2tul cu un ciob, i-a\u015f \u00eempinge sub ro\u0163ile ma\u015finilor. Fuck the world.<\/p>\n

Fix \u00een mijlocul acestor idei de o mizantropie extrem\u0103, B. propune: hai \u00een pula mea \u00een casa de vacan\u0163a de la munte. \u00centreb dac\u0103 st\u0103 cineva acolo. Cine pula mea s\u0103 stea, e pustie, doar c\u0103 tre\u2019 s\u0103 lu\u0103m cheia de la mama. Zic: p\u0103i \u015fi ne-o d\u0103? P\u0103i de ce pula mea nu ne-ar da-o, ne-o d\u0103, \u015fi ne d\u0103 \u015fi bani, n-o \u015ftii pe mama? O \u015ftiu, d\u0103-o-n mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii. P\u0103i vezi? Hai repede s\u0103 vorbim cu ea.<\/p>\n

Ideea e mi\u015fto. M\u0103 \u015fi v\u0103d st\u00e2nd vreo lun\u0103 departe de Bucure\u015fti, departe de jegul \u0103sta, de haosul \u0103sta, am stat o noapte \u00eentreag\u0103 \u00een lmc \u015fi m-am plictisit de moarte, am \u00eenceput la un moment dat s\u0103 headbanguiesc da\u2019 m-a luat ame\u0163eala, lips\u0103 de antrenament \u00een pula mea, sau poate din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 n-am m\u00e2ncat de dou\u0103 zile, mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii, cine mai \u015ftie. Simt c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai r\u0103m\u00e2n aici m\u0103 dezintegrez. Adu berea c\u0103 le\u015fin<\/em>\u2026 la dracu\u2019, nici berea nu mai ajut\u0103 prea mult. Pl\u0103m\u00e2nii mei o iau razna tot mai mult pe zi ce trece, am re\u00eenceput s\u0103 fumez \u015fi scuip s\u00e2nge de c\u00e2teva ori pe zi. Nici de R. nu mai am chef, mi se pare mai proast\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103, mai feminin\u0103, mai matur\u0103, mai seac\u0103. Ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim la bere \u015fi \u00eemi vorbe\u015fte de m\u0103-sa. De ce pula mea te-a\u015f asculta vorbindu-mi de m\u0103-ta? Am \u015fi eu mam\u0103. Nu vorbesc de ea niciodat\u0103. Nu vorbesc de job. Nu vorbesc de to\u0163i t\u00e2mpi\u0163ii. E at\u00e2t de greu s\u0103 m\u0103 faci dac\u0103 nu s\u0103 te iubesc, cel pu\u0163in s\u0103 nu te dispre\u0163uiesc?<\/p>\n

N-o mai suport. B. m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 nu vreau s-o chem\u0103m \u015fi pe ea. No fucking way, zic. B. e ok. Nu vorbe\u015fte toate inep\u0163iile, \u00een general vorbe\u015fte foarte pu\u0163in, r\u00e2de mult \u015fi bea aproape la fel de mult ca mine. E aproape perfect. O s\u0103 devin un nenorocit de poponar dar asta e, mi se rupe.<\/p>\n

\u00cel \u00eentreb unde e mai exact casa de vacan\u0163\u0103. L\u00e2ng\u0103 Cheia zice, la M\u0103neciu Pam\u00eenteni. Marf\u0103 zic, da\u2019 cu ce ajungem? A, p\u0103i pula mea, habar n-am, c\u0103 eu cu mama mergeam cu ma\u015fina. Zice c\u0103 poate vorbi cu milf s\u0103 ne duc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo, eu nici nu vreau s\u0103 aud. Facem autostopul, hot\u0103r\u0103sc. E de acord. E foarte entuziasmat. \u00cemi place mult de el, cred ca mi-am dorit dintotdeauna un frate mai mic. Care s\u0103-mi semene, evident. B. \u00eemi seaman\u0103. A \u00eenceput tot mai mult s\u0103-mi semene \u015fi fizic. Ne \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103m aproape identic. Fumeaz\u0103 marlboro ro\u015fu, ca mine. Bea timi\u015foreana. Umbl\u0103 cu \u015fireturile nelegate la bocanci. \u00ce\u015fi pune un lan\u0163 mai lung \u015fi unul mai scurt. \u015ei-a tras gaur\u0103 \u00een spr\u00e2nceana st\u00e2ng\u0103. Poart\u0103 dou\u0103 pentagrame, dou\u0103 capete de mort \u015fi o capr\u0103 la g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

Ajungem la el. Sun\u0103m vreun sfert de or\u0103. Ce bou sunt, trebuia s\u0103 lu\u0103m o bere la pet c\u00e2t a\u015ftept\u0103m pe milf s\u0103 ne deschid\u0103, zic. Nu fii porc cu mama, zice B. Acu\u015fica vine, probabil se \u00eembrac\u0103 cu ceva decent. Decent \u00een pula mea, de parc\u0103 nu i-am fi v\u0103zut am\u00e2ndoi pizda. Da, da\u2019 se g\u00e2nde\u015fte \u015fi ea c\u0103 poate suntem cu vreo fat\u0103. Asta a\u015fa e, zic. Milf nu-i lesbi. Apare milf. Intr\u0103m. Milf ne \u00eentinde dou\u0103 perechi de papuci. Ca de fiecare dat\u0103. B. \u00eei zice c\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2nem s\u0103 dormim, c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 plec\u0103m la casa de vacan\u0163\u0103. \u00cei cere cheia. Milf zice c\u0103 nu \u015ftie unde e cheia. \u00cemi vine s-o iau la palme, hai f\u0103, g\u00e2nde\u015fte, hai c\u0103 po\u0163i. Zice c\u0103 s\u0103 mergem acolo direct \u015fi s\u0103 spargem u\u015fa. C\u0103 nu-i problem\u0103, c\u0103 vecinii \u00eel cunosc pe B. C\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 plec\u0103m, pula mea, spargem u\u015fa, vedem noi, c\u00e2nd apare femeia \u00een cas\u0103, aia de face curat, \u015fi zice c\u0103 \u015ftie ea unde e cheia. O aduce \u00een dou\u0103 minute. Lu\u0103m cheia, B. \u00eei cere bani m\u0103-sii. Milf \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2t vrea s\u0103 stea. P\u00e2n\u0103 ne plictisim, zice el. \u00cei d\u0103. Plec\u0103m.<\/p>\n

Ie\u015fim la f\u0103cut autostopu\u2019 da\u2019 ne d\u0103m seama c\u0103 e prea devreme. Lu\u0103m trei beri la 2 litri, s\u0103 avem pe drum. Ne a\u015fez\u0103m pe o bordur\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepem s\u0103 bem. Ma\u015fini nu prea trec. Se mai ridic\u0103 B. din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u015fi face \u00een doru\u2019 lelii cu m\u00e2na, \u00een timp ce bea o gur\u0103 de bere. Pe la 6 jumate opre\u015fte o blond\u0103 cu o imensitate de ma\u015fin\u0103 alb\u0103. \u00cencepem s\u0103 r\u00e2dem, de blond\u0103, de ma\u015fin\u0103. B. o \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce a oprit.<\/p>\n

\u201cP\u0103i f\u0103ceai un semn cu m\u00e2na. Am crezut c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva, vreun accident\u201d, zice.<\/p>\n

E proast\u0103 vai mama ei. \u00cei spunem c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 ajungem la M\u0103neciu.<\/p>\n

\u201cP\u0103i cum, \u015fi v\u0103 urca\u0163i a\u015fa, \u00een orice ma\u015fin\u0103 care opre\u015fte?!\u201d, zice.<\/p>\n

Aoleu ce proast\u0103 e. \u00cei fac semn lui B. s-o l\u0103sam \u00een pace, dar B. are chef de caterinc\u0103, s-a ame\u0163it. \u00cei zice c\u0103 da, nu ne e fric\u0103, ce putem s\u0103 p\u0103\u0163im. Blonda zice c\u0103 poate ne fur\u0103 cineva bunurile. Noi r\u00e2dem ca demen\u0163ii. O \u00eentreab\u0103 unde merge, la Sinaia merge. O \u00eentreb \u015fi eu dac\u0103 nu vrea s\u0103 ne ia p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Ploie\u015fti. Zice c\u0103 da, sigur, dac\u0103 vrem.<\/p>\n

Ne urc\u0103m. \u00cen spate blonda are ni\u015fte c\u00e2rpe, zice c\u0103 sunt rochii luate de la cur\u0103\u0163at, dac\u0103 putem s\u0103 nu le \u015fifon\u0103m. M\u0103 urc l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele, B. nu mai are loc, blonda \u00eel invit\u0103 s\u0103 stea \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, B. se intimideaz\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenghesuie \u015fi se bag\u0103 \u00een spate, nu \u00eenainte de a pune picioarele pline de noroi pe sp\u0103tarul scaunului blondei. Din gre\u015feal\u0103, \u00eei mototolim c\u00e2rpele. Eh, oricum, ce mai conteaz\u0103, d\u0103-o dracu\u2019 de proast\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pornim. Blonda d\u0103 drumu\u2019 la muzic\u0103, e hi-q. S\u0103-mi bag pula, zic, las\u0103 bre, o fi la radio, zice B. Blonda \u00eencepe s\u0103 c\u00e2nte. Are o voce pi\u0163ig\u0103iat\u0103 r\u0103u. Eu propun s\u0103 ne d\u0103m jos, lu\u0103m alt\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103, \u00een pula mea. B. zice c\u0103 nu vrea, las\u2019 c\u0103 acu\u2019 ajungem, na, \u0163ine mp3 playeru\u2019, bag\u0103 ni\u015fte satane. Bag Rotting Christ. Constat c\u0103 numai Rotting Christ am pe mp3 player, \u00eel \u00eentreb dac\u0103 are ceva muzic\u0103 la \u0163ar\u0103. Zice c\u0103 n-are, e calculatorul adus de o var\u0103 a lui, manelist\u0103. Zice c\u0103 n-are nici net, \u00eemi bag pula zic.<\/p>\n

B., f\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103\u015fti, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 a \u00eenceput a doua pies\u0103 hi-q. O \u00eentreab\u0103 pe blond\u0103 dac\u0103 e cumva caset\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u201cDa, e noul album hi-q\u201d, zice, foarte \u00eenc\u00e2ntat\u0103. \u201cNu-i tare?\u201d<\/p>\n

B. o \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 n-are \u015fi alt\u0103 muzic\u0103. Ba da, are. Andreea B\u0103lan, Blondy \u015fi o compila\u0163ie cu hiturile verii. Aoleu, url\u0103 B. M\u0103 sperii \u015fi scot c\u0103\u015ftile.<\/p>\n

\u201cCe-ai b\u0103, a gre\u015fit drumu\u2019?!\u201d<\/p>\n

B. zice c\u0103 n-a gre\u015fit drumul, \u00eemi face un semn cum c\u0103 \u201cnici mult nu mai are\u201d \u015fi \u00eemi arat\u0103 la urechi. Mi se face mil\u0103 \u015fi-i dau \u015fi lui una din c\u0103\u015fti. M\u0103car o ureche s\u0103 fie cru\u0163at\u0103. Cum st\u0103m noi a\u015fa, ureche-n ureche, desfacem berea, mai d\u0103m o du\u015fc\u0103\u2026 Zbang!!! Berea ne sare din m\u00e2n\u0103, sticla cade \u015fi bancheta blondei se umple de timi\u015foreana la 2 litri. \u00cenjur\u0103m blonda de mam\u0103, ne-a pr\u0103p\u0103dit berea.<\/p>\n

\u201cDa\u2019 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?\u201d, \u00eentreab\u0103 B.<\/p>\n

\u201cUn c\u00e2ine!!! Vai, s\u0103racu\u2019, cred c\u0103 l-am lovit!\u201d, se lamenteaz\u0103. Se d\u0103 jos. \u00cei zic lu\u2019 B., \u00eemi bag pula \u00een ea de manelist\u0103 care ascult\u0103 hi-q, dac\u0103 a c\u0103lcat c\u00e2inele \u00eei fut una \u00een moac\u0103. Stai bre lini\u015ftit c\u0103 nu era niciun c\u00e2ine, n-am v\u0103zut eu? \u00cen plus, auzi tu vreun chel\u0103l\u0103it? Blonda se \u00eentoarce.<\/p>\n

\u201cVai, ce bine, n-a fost c\u00e2ine, a fost o pung\u0103! Vai c\u00e2t am putut s\u0103 m\u0103 sperii!\u201d, zice.<\/p>\n

\u201cDa\u2019 oare ce miroase a\u015fa \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103? Vou\u0103 v\u0103 miroase? Parc\u0103 a spirt!\u201d. Noi r\u00e2dem \u00eenfundat. B. \u00eemi zice la ureche: \u201cPula mea, asta n-o fi b\u0103ut niciodat\u0103 bere? Auzi, spirt!\u201d. A b\u0103ut zic, da\u2019 din aia cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie. S\u0103 \u015ftii, zice B.<\/p>\n

Pornim. Mai e p\u00e2n\u0103 la Ploie\u015fti, pula mea, cine \u015ftie ce se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. Bag Rotting Christu\u2019 din nou \u00een ureche. Nu apuc s\u0103 ascult o piesa \u00eentreag\u0103 pentru c\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cVaiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Am luat amend\u0103!!! Nu se poate! Am luat \u015fi la dus!\u201d, se l\u0103l\u0103ie blonda dup\u0103 ce trece de un radar care \u00eei face poz\u0103. Nu scot casca din ureche, mi-e lene. \u00cei fac semn lu\u2019 B., fii \u015fi tu amabil, zi-i ceva. Mare prostie fac, B. \u00eei propune s\u0103 ne d\u0103m jos s\u0103 bem o cafea. Blonda e foarte \u00eenc\u00e2ntat\u0103, mai merge vreo doi kilometri \u015fi opre\u015fte la un fast-food pe care scrie nonstop. Eu nu pricep ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, iar am oprit \u00een pula mea, B. \u00eemi face semne obscene c\u0103 s\u0103 futem blonda, sau ceva cu o lipeal\u0103, nu \u00een\u0163eleg nimic. Ne d\u0103m jos.<\/p>\n

Abia acum observ cum e \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 blonda. M\u0103 apuc\u0103 din nou r\u00e2sul. Poart\u0103 o rochie scurt\u0103 cu model de leopard, hain\u0103 alb\u0103 de blan\u0103 scurt\u0103, colan\u0163i mov, ghetu\u0163e cu toc cui \u015fi are ceva lucios, un fel de pietricele, lipit pe gheare. Intr\u0103 \u00een fast-food. B. zice c\u0103 vrea s\u0103-i dea muie. Zic, frate, cum s\u0103 dai muie la o penalitate din asta, las\u2019 c\u0103 g\u0103sim noi o curv\u0103 mai normal\u0103 \u00een M\u0103neciu, dac\u0103 \u0163ii neap\u0103rat. Zice c\u0103 bine. Intr\u0103m \u015fi noi \u00een fast-food. Cerem dou\u0103 beri, ne punem la mas\u0103 cu blonda.<\/p>\n

\u201cVai, dar voi be\u0163i bere diminea\u0163a?!\u201d, se scandalizeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u201cP\u0103i \u00eenc\u0103 nu-i diminea\u0163\u0103, e noapte\u201d, \u00eei zic.<\/p>\n

Ne prive\u015fte ne\u00eencrez\u0103toare. \u00ce\u015fi toarn\u0103 zah\u0103r \u00een cafea. Ce pizd\u0103 trist\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc. \u00cencep s\u0103 vorbesc cu B., d-ale noastre. Blonda ne prive\u015fte un pic speriat\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi termin\u0103 repede cafeaua. Noi n-am terminat berile, vrem s\u0103 ne fofil\u0103m cu sticlele, ne vede \u00eens\u0103 blonda \u015fi face:<\/p>\n

\u201cAoleu, da\u2019 nu pute\u0163i ie\u015fi cu sticlele, nu cred c\u0103 se poate!\u201d. O aud barmanii \u015fi se uit\u0103 ur\u00e2t la noi. D\u0103m berile pe g\u00e2t \u015fi le l\u0103s\u0103m sticlele. \u00cenjur\u0103m blonda de mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii. Nici B. nu mai vrea s\u0103-i dea muie.<\/p>\n

Ne \u00eentreab\u0103 unde s\u0103 ne lase \u00een Ploie\u015fti, c\u0103 ea are treab\u0103 \u00een centru. Aoleu, c\u00e2t mai e p\u00e2n\u0103-n Ploie\u015fti, mai face petarda asta sigur ceva pe drum\u2026 Pula mea, zice B., dac\u0103 ne oftic\u0103, ori o omor\u00e2m, ori \u00eei d\u0103m muie, ori ambele. Aha, deci tot nu i-a trecut. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 ai 15 ani, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc.<\/p>\n

Autostrada arat\u0103 bengos, e ca \u00een David Lynch, pare c\u0103 nici n-ar fi \u00een rom\u00e2nia, totul e a\u015fa dark, chiar goth, copacii sunt desfrunzi\u0163i, nu-i nici \u0163ipenie de om \u015fi cerul se crap\u0103 u\u015for de ziu\u0103. E cea\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ascult\u0103m \u00een continuare rotting christ \u015fi ne ia pu\u0163in somnul. Ne lu\u0103m de m\u00e2n\u0103. Are m\u00e2na micu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi rece, cu inele pe fiecare deget, \u00een afar\u0103 de alea mari. \u00cei bag m\u00e2na \u00een buzunarul de la geac\u0103. M\u0103 pup\u0103 pe obraz. Blonda prinde gestul \u00een oglind\u0103 \u015fi ne z\u00e2mbe\u015fte \u00eenduio\u015fat\u0103. Crede c\u0103 suntem fra\u0163i. \u00centr-un fel e mi\u015fto, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, nu se crizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 merge \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103 cu doi satani\u015fti semibe\u0163i, care i-au v\u0103rsat \u201cspirtul\u201d pe banchet\u0103 \u015fi i-au umplut ma\u015fina de noroi. Sau poate nu \u015ftie ce-s \u0103ia satani\u015fti. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 ia \u015fi pe mine somnul, c\u0103lduric\u0103, beric\u0103, blec\u0103raie, zbang! Gabori.<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 a\u0163ipisem pu\u0163in c\u0103 am ratat momentul \u00een care blonda a fost oprit\u0103. M-am trezit fix cu lanterna gaborului \u00een ochi. O \u00eentreab\u0103 pe blond\u0103 dac\u0103 a consumat alcool.<\/p>\n

Blonda s\u0103raca zice c\u0103 nu, gaborul insist\u0103, spune c\u0103 ma\u015fina miroase a vodc\u0103. Alt bou, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc. E bere bre, ce pula mea ave\u0163i. Nu zic nimic. B. e palid r\u0103u de tot, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc ce dracu\u2019 are. Gaborul \u00eei explic\u0103 blondei c\u0103 a oprit-o pentru c\u0103 are farurile din spate stinse. Blonda zice c\u0103 \u015ftie c\u0103 sunt stinse, sunt stricate, a\u015fa a cump\u0103rat ma\u015fina. P\u0103i bine, \u00eentreab\u0103 gaborul, \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103 conduce\u0163i cu farurile a\u015fa stinse? Nu v-a\u0163i g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 le repara\u0163i? Da\u2019 ce-are, zice blonda, c\u0103 doar le am pe alea din fa\u0163\u0103 aprinse, de ce le-a\u015f \u0163ine pe toate? Gaborul r\u00e2de, \u00eei d\u0103 amend\u0103 \u015fi pleac\u0103. Blonda e disperat\u0103, a doua amend\u0103 \u00een diminea\u0163a asta.<\/p>\n

Pornim din nou. Noroc cu gaborul, blondei i-a trecut cheful de hi-q. Oprim \u015fi noi muzica, s\u0103 nu se duc\u0103 bateria la mp3-player. Blonda zice c\u0103 musai s\u0103 mai oprim, e stresat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei tre\u2019 \u0163ig\u0103ri. Oprim. Blonda \u00ee\u015fi ia un pachet de slims mentolate. B. zice c\u0103 s-a pi\u015fat pe el c\u00e2nd a v\u0103zut gaborul, are juma\u2019 de kil de iarb\u0103 \u00een rucsac. \u00cel \u00eentreb dac\u0103 l-a avut \u015fi-n lmc, \u015fi dac\u0103 da, de ce n-am fumat azi-noapte, zice c\u0103 nu, l-a luat de acas\u0103. Pula mea. Pornim din nou.<\/p>\n

Mai sunt c\u00e2\u0163iva kilometri p\u00e2n\u2019 la ploie\u015fti, s-a luminat, avem \u015fi bere pe s\u0103turate, e bine. \u00cel iau din nou de m\u00e2n\u0103. Zice c\u0103 i s-a sculat. De la blond\u0103, zic? Nu \u015ftie, cic\u0103. Las\u2019 c\u0103-i bine, zic, \u00ee\u0163i trece.<\/p>\n

Cu pu\u0163in \u00eenainte de intrarea \u00een Ploie\u015fti, blonda zice c\u0103-i e foame, vrea un sandvi\u015f. O \u00eenjur\u0103m de mam\u0103. Opre\u015fte l\u00e2ng\u0103 un fast-food. Ne \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 nu venim \u015fi noi. Nu vrem. R\u0103m\u00e2nem \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103. Lui B. i se n\u0103zare s\u0103 fac\u0103 un joint. \u00cei zic s\u0103 mai a\u015ftepte, zice c\u0103 nu mai poate, \u00eei e poft\u0103. Asta e, dau s\u0103-l ajut. \u0162in foi\u0163a, pune iarba, scoate \u015fi ni\u015fte tutun dintr-o \u0163igar\u0103, o amestec\u0103, lipe\u015fte foi\u0163a, aprinde \u0163igara, nu vede bine \u015fi d\u0103 foc la banchet\u0103. Dau cu bocancul \u015fi stingem bancheta, nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t o g\u0103uric\u0103 minuscul\u0103 \u015fi pu\u0163in ars \u00een jurul ei, n-o s\u0103 vad\u0103 blonda. Se \u00eentoarce.<\/p>\n

Pornim. \u00centreab\u0103 ce \u0163ig\u0103ri fum\u0103m, miros ciudat. \u00cei zicem c\u0103 sunt \u0163ig\u0103ri de foi. Vrea \u015fi ea. Asta e, ne-am c\u0103cat pe noi, se g\u00e2nde\u015fte B., o opresc gaborii pe distrus\u0103 drogat\u0103 \u015fi ne prind. \u00cei zic c\u0103-i d\u0103m, da\u2019 mai \u00eencolo. Nu zice nimic, d\u0103 drumu\u2019 la radio, e un jeg cu hous\u0103real\u0103. Pula mea.<\/p>\n

Ajungem la intrarea \u00een Ploie\u015fti, v\u0103d benzin\u0103ria, da\u2019 nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce blonda o ia pe centur\u0103 \u015fi nu prin ora\u015f, c\u0103 zicea c\u0103 are treab\u0103 \u00een Ploie\u015fti. O \u00eentreb. \u00cencepe s\u0103 se vaite c\u0103 a gre\u015fit \u015fi nu are unde s\u0103 \u00eentoarc\u0103. B. r\u00e2de, \u00eei zice s\u0103 ne duc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een M\u0103neciu, s\u0103 vin\u0103 pe la noi la un suc \u015fi \u00eentoarce dup\u0103 aia. Spre disperarea mea, blonda st\u0103 \u015fi cuget\u0103 asupra ideii. Un g\u00e2nd salvator m\u0103 love\u015fte, \u00eei zic c\u0103 nu avem geamuri \u015fi tavan la cas\u0103, e \u00een construc\u0163ii. Blonda reu\u015fe\u015fte \u00een final s\u0103 \u00eentoarc\u0103. R\u0103sufl\u0103m to\u0163i 3 u\u015fura\u0163i, chiar \u015fi B.<\/p>\n

Ne las\u0103 \u00een centru. \u00cei mul\u0163umesc, m\u0103 dau jos. Ag\u0103\u0163 din gre\u015feal\u0103 rochiile, le tr\u00e2ntesc pe jos \u00eentr-o b\u0103ltoac\u0103. Le ridic \u015fi le pun la loc pe banchet\u0103, blonda nu observ\u0103. B. mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103. Afl\u0103 ca o cheam\u0103 mihaela. \u00cei ia num\u0103rul de telefon. \u00cei las\u0103 id-ul de mess, adic\u0103 ceva de genu\u2019 the_saddest_pervert_demon_in_your_fucking_ nightmares _that_you_crave_for . Pula mea, clar l-a re\u0163inut blonda.<\/p>\n

\u00cel \u00eentreb de ce i-a luat num\u0103rul de telefon.<\/p>\n

\u201cS\u0103 fie. Poate \u00eei dau muie\u201d, zice.<\/p>\n

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Trece un camion pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi, gata s\u0103 ne calce. \u00cei ar\u0103t\u0103m muie, \u00eenjur\u0103m. O bab\u0103 iese la poart\u0103 \u015fi se oripileaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd ne vede. Avem bocanci new rock. O ra\u0163\u0103 se \u0163ine dup\u0103 noi, B. zice c\u0103 s\u0103-i d\u0103m bere. Nu-i d\u0103m. Obosim. Facem popas. B. m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 de R., zice c\u0103 trebuia s-o lu\u0103m \u015fi pe ea, R. e o gagic\u0103 marf\u0103. \u00cei zic c\u0103 m-am plictisit de ea. Zice c\u0103 n-ar trebui, R. e marf\u0103. Nu \u015ftiu ce m\u0103 apuc\u0103, \u00eei spun de D. Zice c\u0103 sunt un bou. C\u0103 o s\u0103 afle sor-sa. C\u0103 o s\u0103 o pierd pe R. \u00cen plus, aia mic\u0103 e o dobitoac\u0103, e proast\u0103 \u015fi ur\u00e2t\u0103 pe deasupra. Poate c\u0103 are dreptate. Nu \u015ftiu. Momentan nu-mi vine figura lui D. \u00een minte, dac\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 mi-o imaginez poate c\u0103 e, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, ur\u00e2t\u0103. Pe R. pot s\u0103 mi-o imaginez oric\u00e2nd, dar tr\u0103s\u0103turile ei se schimb\u0103 \u00een func\u0163ie de sentimentele mele fa\u0163\u0103 de ea. M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 o iubesc pe D., \u00eei zic c\u0103 nu, adic\u0103 o iubesc pentru c\u0103 e sor-sa lui R. Nu trebuia s-o fu\u0163i, zice. Poate c\u0103 nu. Bem bere. B. zice c\u0103 s-a ame\u0163it de la iarb\u0103. Nu se vede, zic. A plecat ra\u0163a. Mai bine, zice B., \u0103\u015ftia cu camioanele nu vezi cum merg, c\u0103lcau ra\u0163a.<\/p>\n

Mergem \u00een continuare pe jos, m\u0103 dor picioarele. B. zice c\u0103 mai bine ne \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163am \u00een teni\u015fi. Iese alt\u0103 bab\u0103 la poart\u0103 \u015fi ne d\u0103 bun\u0103-ziua. \u00cei d\u0103m \u015fi noi. Vrea s\u0103 ne v\u00e2nd\u0103 struguri. Eu a\u015f m\u00e2nca struguri, dar B. zice c\u0103 e aiurea, nu merg cu bere. \u00cei zic c\u0103 \u00eei m\u0103n\u00e2nc doar eu, ce-i pas\u0103. Ne cert\u0103m. C\u0103 sunt bulangiu c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103-i dau \u015fi lui struguri. Zic, p\u0103i n-ai zis c\u0103 tu nu vrei? Zice c\u0103 ori m\u00e2nc\u0103m am\u00e2ndoi, ori niciunul. Baba se satur\u0103 s\u0103 ne asculte \u015fi intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. R\u0103m\u00e2nem f\u0103r\u0103 struguri. \u00cei zic lui B. c\u0103 se poart\u0103 ca o pizd\u0103. Zice c\u0103 da, parc\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fi pricep eu. \u00cel \u00eentreb ce vrea s\u0103 spun\u0103. Zice c\u0103 dac\u0103-a\u015f fi b\u0103rbat adev\u0103rat n-a\u015f fute \u00een bud\u0103 dobitoace de 14 ani. \u00cei spun s\u0103 se duc\u0103 dracu\u2019, nu-i treaba lui pe cine fut eu. \u00cei zic c\u0103 e un bou, el vrea s\u0103 dea muie la maneliste. \u00cemi zice c\u0103 avea impresia c\u0103 avem o rela\u0163ie. Da, am avut, s-a terminat acum dou\u0103 minute. M\u0103 \u00eembr\u00e2nce\u015fte, m\u0103 \u00eempiedic de-un \u015fan\u0163, cad \u015fi \u00eemi scr\u00e2ntesc glezna. Vrea s\u0103-\u015fi cear\u0103 scuze, da\u2019 nu mai apuc\u0103. M\u0103 ridic \u015fi-i trag un pumn \u00een obraz. O iau \u00eenaintea lui, de\u015fi m\u0103 doare glezna. \u00cei smulg berea din m\u00e2n\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi aprinde un joint.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 la m\u0103neciu nu mai schimb\u0103m niciun cuv\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n

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Baba bea cola \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 de isus, c\u0103 a oprit cic\u0103 ploile la fix, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 vin\u0103 inunda\u0163ia s\u0103 salte casele oamenilor. M\u0103 uit \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 dup\u0103 cu\u0163ite, constat c\u0103 nu prea sunt ascu\u0163ite. M\u0103 minunez c\u00e2t de norocoas\u0103 e baba, ne-a prins relativ treji, altfel ajungeam m\u00e2ine pe prima pagin\u0103 \u00een cancan. Ba poate c\u0103 B. i-ar fi dat \u015fi muie, \u015fi astfel am fi ajuns violatori de babe. Who knows. Jesus knows, ar zice baba dac\u0103 ar \u015fti englez\u0103.<\/p>\n

Vorbe\u015fte ea ce vorbe\u015fte, bea sucu\u2019 \u015fi\u2026 finally, se ridic\u0103: \u201cM\u0103 duc \u015fi eu mam\u0103 \u00een treburili mele, v\u0103 las\u0103 mama singuri, uite-aici \u0163ine\u0163i mam\u0103 o iconi\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 apere domnu\u2019 c\u0103 lumea ast\u0103zi tare mai e rea\u2026 M\u0103 duc \u015fi eu mam\u0103, aoleu ce m\u0103 dor \u015falili, nu vrei mam\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 duci p\u00e2n\u0103 la poart\u0103, mul\u0163umesc mam\u0103, s\u0103-\u0163i dea domnu\u2019 s\u0103n\u0103tate mam\u0103, ce s\u0103-i faci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163ili astea\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103-i faci. Baba pleac\u0103 cu B., eu urc \u00een mansard\u0103 \u015fi bag rotting christu\u2019 la boxe, lemnu\u2019 trepideaz\u0103, super marf\u0103. \u00cemi dau seama c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 toate albumele pe de rost, de fapt oricum le \u015ftiam, acu\u2019 o s\u0103 le visez. Se \u00eentoarce B., zice c\u0103 s\u0103 ne mai uit\u0103m la film, eu n-am niciun chef, mi-a trecut, m-a ofticat baba, mereu m\u0103 oftic\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia cu dumnezeu, dac\u0103 o \u00eentrebi de ce crede, habar n-are s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103. B. caut\u0103 un film porno printre cd-urile manelistei. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 am \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 zi mai mul\u0163i maneli\u015fti dec\u00e2t \u00een tot anul, ce s\u0103-i faci, vorba babei, a\u015fa e c\u00e2nd e\u015fti pe drum. \u00cencep s\u0103 r\u00e2d, B. m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 ce am, nu-i spun. M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103, e un idiot. Mai are \u015fi tupeu s\u0103-\u015fi imagineze c\u0103 el \u015fi R\u2026<\/p>\n

B\u0103t\u0103i din nou \u00een u\u015f\u0103. Zic, mam\u0103, de ast\u0103 dat\u0103 poa\u2019 s\u0103 fie \u015fi popa satului, tot \u00eemi bag pula \u00een el \u015fi nu-l primesc. M\u0103 duc, deschid. E un pop\u0103.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 apuc\u0103 r\u00e2sul, nu mai pot, m\u0103 \u0163in cu m\u00e2inile de burt\u0103, m\u0103 duc \u015fi-mi desfac o bere. Zice c\u0103 a venit s\u0103 sfin\u0163easc\u0103 casa, c\u0103 a trecut mult timp \u015fi nu l-a primit nimeni cu botezu\u2019. \u00cei zic c\u0103 nu acum, mai bine m\u00e2ine. Popa nu se sinchise\u015fte, intr\u0103 cu tupeu, se opre\u015fte \u00een living \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 c\u0103delni\u0163eze. De sus url\u0103 rotting christ, after dark I feel, eu m\u0103 pr\u0103p\u0103desc de r\u00e2s. Popa se sperie. M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 mai locuie\u015fte cineva \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi de ce ascult\u0103m a\u015fa ceva. Vine \u015fi B. din mansard\u0103, \u00eel vede pe pop\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 isteric. Ne amintim c\u0103 am f\u0103cut mi\u015fto pe drum c\u0103 \u00een ziare la orice se adaug\u0103 atributul \u201cporno\u201d, profa porno, mamaia porno, capra porno. Zice B., \u201cPtiu, ia uite: popa porno!\u201d. Popa nu e deranjat de apelativ, sau poate nu aude, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ne explice c\u0103 muzica rock e de la satan, noi zicem c\u0103 \u015ftim dar nu ne deranjeaz\u0103. Zice c\u0103 foarte r\u0103u facem, o s\u0103 ne d\u0103m seama mai t\u00e2rziu. Mai c\u0103delni\u0163eaz\u0103 el ce mai c\u0103delni\u0163eaz\u0103, B. e ofticat, vrea s\u0103-i dea cu ceva \u00een cap, eu \u00eei zic c\u0103 d\u0103-l \u00een pula mea, las\u0103 c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103 fum\u0103m iarb\u0103 \u015fi ag\u0103\u0163\u0103m pentagrame peste tot, repar\u0103m casa, B. tot e ofticat da\u2019 se calmeaz\u0103. Popa termin\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi str\u00e2nge c\u0103caturile \u015fi se uit\u0103 la noi. Eu \u00eel \u00eentreb dac\u0103 mai vrea ceva. Ne prive\u015fte mirat, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se enerveze. Zice c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 d\u0103m \u015fi noi ceva c\u0103 ni l-a adus pe dumnezeu \u00een cas\u0103. \u00cel \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrea bere, \u00ee\u015fi face cruce. B., din capul sc\u0103rilor, url\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u201cDa\u2019 du-te bre \u00een pula mea de aici, dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 ne-ai afumat cu jegul \u0103la de t\u0103m\u00e2ie, vrei s\u0103-\u0163i mai d\u0103m \u015fi bani??? Noi suntem satani\u015fti, bre, mai bine pleac\u0103 c\u00e2t mai po\u0163i! \u015ei-a\u015fa n-avem bani, acu\u2019 o s\u0103-i mai d\u0103m \u015fi la popii porno, \u00een pula mea!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

Popa se g\u00e2nde\u015fte c\u0103 nu e rost de m\u0103lai pe aici \u015fi d\u0103 s\u0103 se care. Boscorode\u015fte el ceva acolo \u015fi deschide u\u015fa de la intrare. \u00cen prag\u2026 o vac\u0103. Vaca \u00eel vede pe pop\u0103, e luat\u0103 prin suprindere probabil, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 muuuuu. Popa d\u0103 s\u0103 ocoleasc\u0103 vaca, vaca \u00eei \u0163ine calea \u015fi continu\u0103 s\u0103 mug\u0103. Popa ridic\u0103 crucea spre coarnele vacii, poate crede c\u0103 a venit cu noi \u015fi e satanist\u0103. \u00cencepe s-o desc\u00e2nte \u00een legea lui. Eu v\u0103d toat\u0103 faza, sunt terminat de r\u00e2s, \u00eencepe s\u0103 mi se scoale. E genial\u0103 toat\u0103 chestia, merit\u0103 filmat\u0103. Pe vac\u0103 o doare \u00een cur de cruce, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se balege pe sc\u0103ri. Popa reu\u015fe\u015fte \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit s\u0103 ocoleasc\u0103 vaca, iese bodog\u0103nind pe poart\u0103, e \u00eembufnat, o bab\u0103 de vizavi \u00eei strig\u0103 s\u0103rum\u00e2na p\u0103rinte, popa nu r\u0103spunde, zici c\u0103 fuge de dracu\u2019, vaca intr\u0103 \u00een hol. B. vede vaca \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle: \u201cBreee! Iote vaca porno!\u201d.<\/p>\n

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