{"id":3054,"date":"2010-01-17T22:05:45","date_gmt":"2010-01-17T20:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3054"},"modified":"2010-01-21T07:57:29","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T05:57:29","slug":"incredibila-armada-erotica-si-alte-povestiri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3054","title":{"rendered":"incredibila armad\u0103 erotic\u0103 \u015fi alte povestiri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>(am fost al dou\u0103zecilea)<\/strong><br \/>\n<center><em>lui mircea c\u0103rt\u0103rescu<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p align=right>de Vlad Dr\u0103goi<\/p>\n<p>am fost al dou\u0103zecilea c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een diminea\u0163a aia plin\u0103 de<br \/>\ncancer \u015fi de frig dantesc c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een diminea\u0163a aia unic\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi incisiv\u0103 c\u00e2nd am \u00eent\u00e2rziat ca vita la cursuri \u015fi a venit duba<br \/>\n\u015fi dup\u0103 ce m-am suit \u015fi eu c\u0103rt\u0103rescule dup\u0103 ce m-am suit \u015fi<br \/>\neu nenea \u015foferu a f\u0103cut un gest agresiv \u015fi expeditiv cu m\u00e2na<br \/>\n\u015fi le-a zis la restu care mai voiau s\u0103 intre cum c\u0103 nu \u015fi c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\naici \u015fi c\u0103 v\u0103 rog frumos s\u0103 \u00eenchide\u0163i u\u015fa \u015fi \u0103\u015ftia care au r\u0103mas <!--more--><br \/>\npe dinafar\u0103 c\u0103rt\u0103rescule au \u00eenchis-o umil \u015fi \u015fi-au plecat capetele<br \/>\nca ni\u015fte adev\u0103ra\u0163i \u015fi credibili supu\u015fi ai unei r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163e slabe \u015fi<br \/>\noarecare a unui feudalism de aur \u015fi \u015fi-au scos c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi-au<br \/>\nscos cu to\u0163ii c\u0103ciulile negre \u015fi de l\u00e2n\u0103 brut\u0103 de pe cap \u015fi \u015fi le-au<br \/>\nb\u0103gat \u00eentre picioare \u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se uite duios \u015fi cu lacrimi<br \/>\nsincere \u00een ochi dup\u0103 noi \u0103\u015ftialan\u0163i noroco\u015fi care am putut<br \/>\nbeneficia prelung \u015fi integral de serviciile de aur ale acestor<br \/>\nputeri cu adev\u0103rat mari \u015fi universale \u015fi influente \u015fi am pornit<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een cele din urm\u0103 am pornit spre destina\u0163ii sigure<br \/>\n\u015fi pozitive \u015fi cu adev\u0103rat promi\u0163\u0103toare c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi nu i-am<br \/>\nmai v\u0103zut pe sclavii \u0103\u015ftia nenoroci\u0163i \u015fi abandona\u0163i niciodat\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule niciodat\u0103 \u015fi abia pe urm\u0103 c\u0103rt\u0103rescule abia dup\u0103<br \/>\nce m-am \u00eentors am aflat eu cum c\u0103 nici m\u0103car familiile lor<br \/>\niubitoare \u015fi simple nu i-au mai v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa au ap\u0103rut<br \/>\ntot felul de discu\u0163ii \u015fi de ipoteze \u015fi de mituri \u015fi legende urbane<br \/>\n\u015fi s-au f\u0103cut c\u0103rt\u0103rescule s-au f\u0103cut o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de anchete<br \/>\nminu\u0163ioase \u015fi costisitoare \u015fi a\u015fa s-au dus pe pul\u0103 c\u0103rt\u0103rescule<br \/>\nto\u0163i banii no\u015ftri \u015fi toate \u015fi toate averile \u015fi economiile noastre<br \/>\nfizice \u015fi palpabile \u015fi nu numai c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi s-a ajuns<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule s-a ajuns la un moment dat la adev\u0103rate \u015fi<br \/>\ns\u00e2ngeroase manifest\u0103ri \u015fi revolu\u0163ii spontane f\u0103cute de c\u0103tre<br \/>\nmul\u0163imi din alea fl\u0103m\u00e2nde \u015fi nervoase \u015fi care erau \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103<br \/>\ncontaminate cu acea furie c\u0103rt\u0103rescule acea furie anormal\u0103 \u015fi<br \/>\nprimejdioas\u0103 a be\u0163ivilor de b\u0103uturi prost distilate \u015fi to\u0163i minerii<br \/>\ndin lume c\u0103rt\u0103rescule to\u0163i minerii din lume \u015fi toate guvernele<br \/>\nmasonice \u015fi totalitare \u015fi toate alian\u0163ele cu nume mari \u015fi sonore<br \/>\n\u015fi a\u015fa mai departe c\u0103rt\u0103rescule toate adun\u0103turile astea odat\u0103<br \/>\nputernice \u015fi influente c\u0103rt\u0103rescule n-au reu\u015fit s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 piept \u015fi<br \/>\ns\u0103 combat\u0103 eficient \u015fi efectiv m\u00e2nia fanatic\u0103 \u015fi crunt\u0103 \u015fi r\u0103u<br \/>\ninten\u0163ionat\u0103 a incredibilei armade erotice precum \u015fi a celorlaltor<br \/>\nfiliale secrete c\u0103rt\u0103rescule filiale \u015fi asocia\u0163ii care activau de<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd lumea \u015fi care ne-au controlat vie\u0163ile \u015fi destinele \u00eentr-un<br \/>\nmod cu totul \u015fi cu totul pasiv \u015fi aparent securizat \u00eens\u0103 despotic<br \/>\n\u015fi durabil \u015fi \u00een acela\u015fi timp pe deplin \u00eencrustat \u00een con\u015ftiin\u0163ele<br \/>\nnoastre c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een con\u015ftiin\u0163ele \u015fi sim\u0163irile noastre \u00eenc\u0103<br \/>\ntinere \u015fi mereu deschise noului absolut \u015fi universal \u015fi mai<br \/>\nales plin cu tot felu de idei care mai de care mai ciudate \u015fi<br \/>\nmai abstracte \u015fi mai profunde \u015fi mai greu de formulat \u00een<br \/>\nlimbajul pur uman \u015fi at\u00e2t de comun \u00eens\u0103 at\u00e2t de uzat c\u0103rt\u0103recule<br \/>\nidei \u015fi sintagme preten\u0163ioase \u015fi grele pe care \u00een cele din urm\u0103<br \/>\nni le-au publicat toate editurile barosane d\u00e2n lume \u015fi din alte<br \/>\nuniversuri c\u0103rt\u0103rescule idei \u015fi adev\u0103rate doctrine cu care am<br \/>\nintrat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een cartea recordurilor c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een cartea<br \/>\nrecordurilor \u015fi ulterior \u00een toate analele str\u00e2mte \u015fi posibile ale<br \/>\ntuturor istoriilor care apar\u0163ineau aceleia\u015fi lumi cu care noi<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule eram at\u00e2t de obi\u015fnui\u0163i \u015fi fa\u0163\u0103 de care aveam un<br \/>\nat\u00e2t de mare sentiment de admira\u0163ie \u015fi recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t nu<br \/>\nne puteam ab\u0163ine c\u0103rt\u0103rescule pur \u015fi simplu nu ne puteam<br \/>\nab\u0163ine s\u0103 nu-i facem tot felu de elogii \u015fi s\u0103 organiz\u0103m tot felu<br \/>\nde festivaluri \u015fi petreceri scumpe \u015fi luxoase c\u0103rt\u0103rescule<br \/>\npetreceri \u015fi chefuri majore la care invitam numai oameni<br \/>\nimportan\u0163i \u015fi bine pl\u0103ti\u0163i \u015fi care aveau un foarte mare talent<br \/>\nde manipulare a deciziilor cruciale \u015fi a lucrurilor comune<br \/>\n\u00een general c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi \u00eei invitam c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00eei invitam pe<br \/>\nto\u0163i barosanii \u0103\u015ftia paranormali \u015fi nobili \u00een speran\u0163a iluzorie<br \/>\ncum c\u0103 \u00eentr-un final fericit m\u0103car unu din ei ar fi apreciat a\u015fa<br \/>\ncum se cuvine \u015fi ar fi remarcat \u00een cele din urm\u0103 autenticul \u015fi<br \/>\ninfailibilul nostru spirit al drept\u0103\u0163ilor absolute \u015fi al judec\u0103\u0163ilor<br \/>\nsupreme \u015fi \u015fi-ar fi dat seama c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi-ar fi dat \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit<br \/>\nseama de adev\u0103rata noastr\u0103 \u015fi indiscutabila noastr\u0103 valoare \u015fi<br \/>\nar fi venit la noi c\u0103rt\u0103rescule ar fi venit entuziasma\u0163i \u015fi cu<br \/>\nbuzunarele pline la noi \u015fi ne-ar fi l\u0103udat \u015fi ne-ar fi ridicat \u00een<br \/>\nsl\u0103vi multiple \u015fi ne-ar fi asigurat \u015fi procurat exact mijloacele<br \/>\nde care aveam noi nevoie c\u0103rt\u0103rescule exact mijloacele alea<br \/>\nde care care aveam noi nevoie \u015fi care ne-ar fi ajutat s\u0103 ne<br \/>\natingem finalmente scopul \u015fi s\u0103 ajungem vii \u015fi nev\u0103t\u0103ma\u0163i \u015fi<br \/>\nf\u0103r\u0103 prea multe b\u0103t\u0103i de cap la o situa\u0163ie mult mai bun\u0103 \u015fi mult<br \/>\nmai lejer\u0103 dec\u00e2t acea \u00een care ne g\u0103seam noi la momentul<br \/>\nrespectiv c\u0103rt\u0103rescule adic\u0103 la o situa\u0163ie \u015fi la un ansamblu<br \/>\ntotal armonios la care am visat de c\u00e2nd suntem noi \u015fi despre<br \/>\ncare toat\u0103 via\u0163a noastr\u0103 c\u0103rt\u0103rescule am crezut cum c\u0103 ni se<br \/>\ncuvine doar nou\u0103 \u015fi numai nou\u0103 \u015fi nu restului care pe zi ce<br \/>\ntrece c\u0103rt\u0103rescule se sf\u00e2r\u015fea sub ochii no\u015ftri cura\u0163i \u015fi limpezi<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule un rest bolnav \u015fi lipsit de voin\u0163\u0103 proprie un rest<br \/>\ncare avea s\u0103 ajung\u0103 foarte cur\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o stare avansat\u0103 \u015fi<br \/>\nireversibil\u0103 de decrepitudine vorba poetului \u015fi cu concep\u0163iile<br \/>\nastea c\u0103rt\u0103rescule cu concep\u0163iile \u015fi cu convingerile astea<br \/>\nradicale \u015fi de extrem\u0103 st\u00e2ng\u0103 ne-am destr\u0103b\u0103lat noi c\u0103rt\u0103rescule<br \/>\n\u015fi am l\u0103b\u0103rit-o liric \u015fi boem aproape trei sferturi de veac<br \/>\ntimp \u00een care am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at cu mare s\u00e2rg \u015fi cu pl\u0103cere tainele<br \/>\nsexului frumos precum \u015fi arta decoratului de garsoniere<br \/>\nproasp\u0103t \u00eenchiriate din umilul \u015fi de c\u0103catul nostru salariu de<br \/>\nvidanjori ter\u0163iari c\u0103rt\u0103rescule salariu pe care \u015ftiu c\u0103-l \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163eam<br \/>\nmereu ca fra\u0163ii adic\u0103 mereu pe din dou\u0103 \u015fi mereu cu martori<br \/>\nde fa\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 am ajuns la un moment dat c\u0103rt\u0103rescule am ajuns s\u0103<br \/>\numbl\u0103m rup\u0163i \u00een cur pe strad\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m o felie de p\u00e2ine \u015fi<br \/>\no ro\u015fie la trei zile \u015fi ca s\u0103 nu murim de foame c\u0103rt\u0103rescule ca<br \/>\ns\u0103 nu murim de foame \u015fi ca s\u0103 nu ajungem s\u0103 ne m\u00e2nc\u0103m unu<br \/>\npe altu \u015ftiu c\u0103 b\u0103gam \u00een noi ca pro\u015ftii \u015fi ca dispera\u0163ii numa ap\u0103<br \/>\nde la robinet \u015fi de la at\u00e2ta b\u0103ut c\u0103rt\u0103rescule ni s-au umflat<br \/>\nprematur bur\u0163ile \u015fi am f\u0103cut am\u00e2ndoi gu\u015f\u0103 ca holbo\u015fenii \u015fi<br \/>\nca-n pove\u015ftile lu delavrancea \u015fi c\u00e2nd ne mai duceam c\u0103rt\u0103rescule<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd ne mai duceam \u015fi noi pe la vreo conferin\u0163\u0103 sau pe la vreun<br \/>\ncolocviu sau pe la vreun maraton de poezie oarecare trebuia<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule s\u0103 ne pi\u015f\u0103m din cinci \u00een cinci minute \u015fi c\u00e2nd ne<br \/>\nridicam de pe scaune \u00eei deranjam vizibil pe to\u0163i oamenii \u0103ia de<br \/>\nbine care st\u0103teau \u015fi care ascultau aten\u0163i la tot ce se vorbea<br \/>\npe-acolo \u015fi noi c\u0103rt\u0103rescule noi ne frecam de ei \u015fi de genunchii<br \/>\nlor scrobi\u0163i \u015fi le d\u0103deam cu fesele peste nas \u015fi peste gur\u0103 \u015fi din<br \/>\ncauza asta c\u0103rt\u0103rescule din cauza asta \u00eencepeau s\u0103 se uite ur\u00e2t<br \/>\n\u015fi s\u0103 se str\u00e2mbe la noi to\u0163i organizatorii \u015fi to\u0163i sponsorii acestor<br \/>\nevenimente mai mult dec\u00e2t semnificante din punct de vedere<br \/>\ncultural dar \u015fi ideologic c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi tot din cauza asta<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule a ajuns \u00een cele din urm\u0103 s\u0103 se destrame \u00eens\u0103\u015fi<br \/>\n\u0163es\u0103tura fin\u0103 \u015fi prea lucioas\u0103 care \u0163inea \u00een perfect\u0103 armonie<br \/>\n\u015fi echilibru chiar fr\u00e2iele integre \u015fi de firm\u0103 ale societ\u0103\u0163ii de<br \/>\ncare noi doi c\u0103rt\u0103rescule am apar\u0163inut trup \u015fi suflet \u015fi nu numai<br \/>\ntimp de at\u00e2ta amar de ani \u015fi mai \u0163ii tu minte c\u0103rt\u0103rescule mai<br \/>\n\u0163ii tu minte fi\u0163ear c\u0103\u0163aua a dreacu c\u00e2nd \u0163i se mai scula \u0163ie<br \/>\nc\u00e2teodat\u0103 \u00een toiu nop\u0163ii \u015fi te apucai s\u0103 intri pe serverele noastre<br \/>\ncu jocuri din alea cu \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103turi \u015fi cu s\u00e2nge \u015fi cu mon\u015ftri \u015fi<br \/>\ncu terori\u015fti \u015fi \u00een general cu tot felu de chestii dure \u015fi violente<br \/>\n\u015fi care cam seam\u0103n\u0103 cu ce tot mi\u015fc\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia acum prin irak sau<br \/>\nprin iran sau prin pizda m\u0103-sii \u015ftie unde \u015fi cum nu voiai tu<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule cum nu voiai tu s\u0103 te recunoasc\u0103 lumea \u015fi din<br \/>\ncauza asta \u00ee\u0163i puneai cele mai comerciale \u015fi mai ordinare<br \/>\nnume posibile c\u0103 ai ajuns c\u0103rt\u0103rescule ai ajuns s\u0103 ai rubric\u0103<br \/>\nproprie \u00een dic\u0163ionarul celor mai l\u0103bari \u015fi penali juc\u0103tori din<br \/>\nlume \u015fi s\u0103 te \u015ftie tot cartieru \u015fi toat\u0103 re\u0163eaua \u015fi s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 de tine<br \/>\np\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi cu curu \u015fi r\u00e2deau c\u0103rt\u0103rescule r\u00e2deau \u015fi maneli\u015ftii<br \/>\n\u0103ia \u00eempu\u0163i\u0163i \u015fi cu adida\u015fi albi de la birtu din col\u0163 a lu m\u0103ciuc\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi r\u00e2deam \u015fi eu c\u0103rt\u0103rescule r\u00e2deam p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi eu c\u00e2nd te vedeam<br \/>\nc\u0103 joci ca cizma \u015fi c\u0103 uitai s\u0103-\u0163i cumperi arme \u015fi te duceai cu<br \/>\ncu palma-n cur sau numa cu cu\u0163itu \u00een b\u0103taia tuturor pu\u015ftilor<br \/>\n\u015fi mitralierelor din lume c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi-mi cr\u0103pa inima<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00eemi cr\u0103pa realmente inima \u015fi mi se rupea splina<br \/>\n\u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2neam f\u0103r\u0103 aer r\u0103m\u00e2neam literalmente f\u0103r\u0103 aer at\u00e2t eu<br \/>\nc\u00e2t \u015fi \u0103ialan\u0163i boi din echip\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit mai f\u0103ceai \u015fi tu<br \/>\nrost de vreo grenad\u0103 sau de vreun molotov sau ceva de genu<br \/>\n\u015fi le aruncai str\u00e2mb \u015fi de-ampulea \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i picau ba \u00een cap ba<br \/>\nsau ba pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine \u015fi te ciop\u00e2r\u0163eau \u015fi te mutilau pe via\u0163\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi noi de-abia atunci c\u0103rt\u0103rescule noi de-abia<br \/>\natunci realizam tragedia \u015fi ne \u00eentristam \u015fi deveneam sincer<br \/>\ninspira\u0163i de actul t\u0103u inutil \u00eens\u0103 martiric \u015fi ne apucam<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule ne apucam pe loc s\u0103 traducem din queen \u015fi s\u0103<br \/>\nzicem cum c\u0103 iat\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 un nemernic a mu\u015fcat \u0163\u0103r\u00e2na dup\u0103<br \/>\ncare ne duceam c\u0103rt\u0103rescule ne duceam fiecare pe la casele<br \/>\n\u015fi pe la treburile lui \u015fi compuneam \u00een mare tain\u0103 sonete \u015fi<br \/>\npoezii \u015fi \u00eentregi \u015fi complicate discursuri filozofice care<br \/>\ntratau subiecte cu adev\u0103rat grele precum ascetismul diurn<br \/>\ndar \u015fi hedonismul nocturn \u015fi am fost al dou\u0103zecilea c\u0103rt\u0103rescule<br \/>\nam fost al dou\u0103zecilea care \u0163i-a str\u00e2ns m\u00e2na prietene\u015fte \u015fi cu<br \/>\nmare c\u0103ldur\u0103 atunci la unu noaptea c\u00e2nd st\u0103team \u015fi-mi toceam<br \/>\ncoaele pe sc\u0103ri la universitate \u00een sibiu \u015fi a\u015fteptam s\u0103 ias\u0103<br \/>\ntoate fosilele alea bol\u015fevice \u015fi uscate din sal\u0103 \u015fi la nici dou\u0103<br \/>\nsecunde c\u0103rt\u0103rescule la nici dou\u0103 secunde dup\u0103 ce am dat<br \/>\nnoroc cu tine \u015fi \u0163i-am mul\u0163umit de autograf am devenit subit<br \/>\nmembru de onoare al uniunii scriitorilor \u015fi am \u00eenceput<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule am \u00eenceput a\u015fadar s\u0103 beneficiez de toate avantajele<br \/>\nconcrete \u015fi ademenitoare ale noului \u015fi elegantului meu statut<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule statut mul\u0163umit\u0103 c\u0103ruia \u00eemi permiteam acum s\u0103<br \/>\nintru ca \u015fefu \u015fi ca patronu pe la \u015fedin\u0163ele \u015fi pe la recep\u0163iile<br \/>\n\u0103stora \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 pun c\u0103rt\u0103rescule s\u0103 m\u0103 pun fix \u015fi de-a dreptu<br \/>\nl\u00e2ng\u0103 cele mai bune \u015fi pizdoase tipe care erau de pe-acolo \u015fi<br \/>\ns\u0103 le pun m\u00e2na pe craci \u015fi pe burt\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 le pip\u0103i s\u00e2nii \u015fi rinichii<br \/>\n\u015fi s\u0103 fac absolut orice alt\u0103 inep\u0163ie de ageamiu c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi<br \/>\no f\u0103ceam c\u0103rt\u0103rescule o f\u0103ceam cu tot dinadinsu \u015fi numa a\u015fa<br \/>\nde-al dreacu \u015fi de pramatie hiperactiv\u0103 ce eram \u015fi o f\u0103ceam<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een principiu o f\u0103ceam numa ca s\u0103 nu fiu atent la<br \/>\nce b\u0103l\u0103rii ziceau marii critici \u015fi pre\u015fedin\u0163i ai tuturor uniunilor<br \/>\nbr\u00e2nzoase \u015fi politice d\u00e2n lume c\u0103rt\u0103rescule dup\u0103 care m\u0103<br \/>\napucam c\u0103rt\u0103rescule m\u0103 apucam s\u0103 m\u00e2n\u00e2nc senvi\u015furi cu<br \/>\nbr\u00e2nz\u0103 \u015fi cu \u015func\u0103 \u015fi le m\u00e2ncam c\u0103rt\u0103rescule le m\u00e2ncam<br \/>\nostentativ \u015fi dizgra\u0163ios \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 maniere bine definite \u015fi le<br \/>\nm\u00e2ncam c\u0103rt\u0103rescule de cele mai multe ori le m\u00e2ncam de<br \/>\nfa\u0163\u0103 cu ceilal\u0163i membri c\u0103rt\u0103rescule membri \u015fi colegi fantom\u0103<br \/>\ncare se uitau la mine ca la o broasc\u0103 cu p\u0103r c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi<br \/>\ncare vorbeau despre mine ca \u015fi cum n-a\u015f fi fost de fa\u0163\u0103 sau<br \/>\nmort \u015fi eu le sim\u0163eam r\u0103ceala \u015fi repulsia c\u0103rt\u0103rescule jur c\u0103<br \/>\nle sim\u0163eam r\u0103ceala \u015fi repulsia precum \u015fi toate re\u0163inerile pe<br \/>\ncare ei poe\u0163ii de ieri \u015fi de azi le aveau fa\u0163\u0103 de mine zis \u015fi<br \/>\nveleitarul de m\u00e2ine \u015fi din alte posibile \u015fi viitoare timpuri \u015fi<br \/>\ndimensiuni alternative sau paralele \u015fi atunci c\u0103rt\u0103rescule<br \/>\natunci \u00een momentele alea tensionate \u015fi pline de cumpene<br \/>\nmorale \u015fi de angoase l\u0103untrice \u015fi de nenum\u0103rate dileme<br \/>\ncorneliene c\u0103rt\u0103rescule atunci c\u0103rt\u0103rescule abia atunci a\u015f<br \/>\nfi fost eu cu adev\u0103rat dispus s\u0103-mi deschid sufletul \u015fi g\u0103urile<br \/>\nc\u0103tre ei \u015fi s\u0103 le spun din toat\u0103 fiin\u0163a mea atee \u015fi p\u0103g\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi<br \/>\nf\u0103r\u0103 de prea multe argumente sau motive solide \u015fi clar definite<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule s\u0103 le spun cum c\u0103 \u00een esen\u0163\u0103 eu de fapt sunt un<br \/>\nsensibil \u015fi un romantic \u015fi c\u0103 m\u0103 trag din neam de poe\u0163i din<br \/>\n\u0103ia damna\u0163i \u015fi enigmatici \u015fi mereu sup\u0103ra\u0163i pe via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi eu la r\u00e2ndul meu sunt un poet din \u0103sta damnat \u015fi enigmatic<br \/>\n\u015fi mereu sup\u0103rat pe via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00een acela\u015fi timp c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een<br \/>\nacela\u015fi timp sunt supus metodic \u015fi sistematic absolut tuturor<br \/>\nchinurilor \u015fi manevrelor sadice \u015fi crude \u015fi subversive<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule manevre pe care noi \u00een\u015fine c\u0103rt\u0103rescule noi<br \/>\n\u00een\u015fine le pl\u0103nuiam \u015fi la care me\u015fteream zi \u015fi noapte cu o<br \/>\nmare meticulozitate \u015fi migal\u0103 \u015fi cu un \u015fi mai mare<br \/>\nprofesionalism \u015fi sim\u0163 al r\u0103spunderii c\u0103rt\u0103rescule manevre<br \/>\n\u015fi \u015fmenuri obscure pe care speram s\u0103 le punem c\u00e2t mai<br \/>\nrepede \u00een aplicare c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi s\u0103 termin\u0103m astfel definitv<br \/>\ncu stirpea pestilen\u0163ial\u0103 \u015fi bogat\u0103 a tiranilor care ne-au asuprit<br \/>\npe gratis \u015fi a c\u0103ror amintire neagr\u0103 \u015fi scorojit\u0103 ne b\u00e2ntuie<br \/>\ncasele \u015fi min\u0163ile p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een ziua de azi c\u0103rt\u0103rescule p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een<br \/>\nziua de azi c\u00e2nd crezi sau nu c\u0103rt\u0103rescule to\u0163i bunicii \u015fi to\u0163i<br \/>\nunchii \u015fi verii \u015fi toate m\u0103tu\u015file \u015fi cumnatele \u015fi to\u0163i fra\u0163ii \u015fi<br \/>\ntoate surorile \u015fi mamele \u015fi ta\u0163ii \u015fi \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit c\u0103rt\u0103rescule azi<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd toate rudele astea teoretice \u015fi to\u0163i adep\u0163ii obsedantelor<br \/>\ndecenii \u00eenc\u0103 mai tr\u0103iesc c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00eenc\u0103 mai tr\u0103iesc \u015fi-mi<br \/>\nsufl\u0103 \u00een ceaf\u0103 \u015fi-mi spun cu fiecare ocazie deas\u0103 \u015fi infam\u0103<br \/>\npe care o au c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00eemi spun cu sfidare \u015fi cu siguran\u0163\u0103-n<br \/>\nglas cum c\u0103 nepoate tu o s\u0103 ajungi noul c\u0103rt\u0103rescu \u015fi s\u0103 \u015ftii<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 \u00een cele din urm\u0103 chiar mi-a\u015f fi c\u0103lcat<br \/>\npe inim\u0103 \u015fi pe somn \u015fi chiar te-a\u015f fi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u0163i la chitar\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi la dr\u00e2mb\u0103 \u015fi \u0163i-a\u015f fi ar\u0103tat c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u0163i-a\u015f fi ar\u0103tat p\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi acordurile alea nasoale \u015fi complicate \u015fi care-\u0163i cer \u015fase<br \/>\ndegete de la o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi de la care te doare apoi o lun\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103<br \/>\n\u00eencheietura \u015fi ai fi ajuns c\u0103rt\u0103rescule sunt ferm convins c\u0103<br \/>\ndup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103-trei sesiuni din astea ai fi ajuns cel mai mare<br \/>\n\u015fi cel mai tare meseria\u015f cu corzile d\u00e2n lume \u015fi toate tipele cu<br \/>\ns\u00e2nii mari \u015fi plini \u015fi toate poetele majore \u015fi minore c\u0103rt\u0103rescule<br \/>\ntoate curvele astea ar fi venit la tine \u015fi te-ar fi rugat sincer \u015fi<br \/>\nconving\u0103tor s\u0103 le ini\u0163iezi metodic \u00een domeniul futaiurilor<br \/>\nsublime \u015fi-n ale datului cu ulei \u00een p\u0103r \u015fi c\u00e2te \u015fi mai c\u00e2te<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u015fi toate chestiile astea c\u0103rt\u0103rescule toate chestiile<br \/>\nastea utopice \u015fi incredibile \u015fi la care omu de r\u00e2nd s-ar cruci<br \/>\n\u015fi s-ar \u00eenchina ca musulmanu la mecca \u015fi la alte loca\u0163ii sfinte<br \/>\n\u015fi greu accesibile c\u0103rt\u0103rescule toate bun\u0103t\u0103\u0163ile astea divine<br \/>\n\u015fi scumpe c\u0103rt\u0103rescule le-ai fi putut avea pe gratis \u015fi le-ai fi<br \/>\nputut avea de la mine c\u0103rt\u0103rescule dar \u00een\u0163elege o dat\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een\u0163elege o dat\u0103 \u015fi pentru totdeauna nenorocitule<br \/>\n\u015fi sc\u00e2rb\u0103 ordinar\u0103 \u015fi infect\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103rt\u0103rescule c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i spun<br \/>\nc\u0103 pentru numele lui dumnezeu eu nu vreau s\u0103 fiu noul<br \/>\nc\u0103rt\u0103rescu eu vreau s\u0103 fiu primul vlad dr\u0103goi  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(am fost al dou\u0103zecilea) lui mircea c\u0103rt\u0103rescu de Vlad Dr\u0103goi am fost al dou\u0103zecilea c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een diminea\u0163a aia plin\u0103 de cancer \u015fi de frig dantesc c\u0103rt\u0103rescule \u00een diminea\u0163a aia unic\u0103 \u015fi incisiv\u0103 c\u00e2nd am \u00eent\u00e2rziat ca vita la cursuri \u015fi a venit duba \u015fi dup\u0103 ce m-am suit \u015fi eu c\u0103rt\u0103rescule dup\u0103 ce m-am suit 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