{"id":309,"date":"2009-06-16T11:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T09:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/revista\/?p=309"},"modified":"2009-06-18T12:16:48","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T10:16:48","slug":"ingeri-fragment-roman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=309","title":{"rendered":"\u00cengeri"},"content":{"rendered":"

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de Robert Marius Dinc\u0103<\/p>\n

\n…Nea Jean era \u201e\u015ferif\u201d \u00eentr-o comun\u0103 pierdut\u0103 pe hart\u0103. Adic\u0103 \u015fef de post. Era o slujb\u0103 bun\u0103, c\u0103ci singura treab\u0103 pe care o f\u0103cea, era s\u0103 joace c\u0103r\u0163i cu ajutorul lui, cel\u0103lalt \u201eap\u0103r\u0103tor\u201d al legii. Necazuri existau, ca peste tot de altfel, chestia era s\u0103 \u015ftii cum s\u0103 le ocole\u015fti. Dac\u0103 aveai o basc\u0103 albastr\u0103 coco\u0163at\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rful capului, nu \u00eensemna c\u0103 erai m\u00e2nz de pr\u0103sil\u0103. \u00cenchisese \u015fi nea Jean ochii de at\u00e2ta ori, \u00eenc\u00e2t, c\u00e2teodat\u0103, avea impresia c\u0103 doarme din picioare. Problema era c\u0103 \u015fi ochii \u0103\u015ftia \u00eenchi\u015fi de prea multe ori, \u00eencepeau s\u0103 doar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103.
\n<\/p>\n

\nCu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103, fostul lui coleg George, un copil, c\u0103 nici dou\u0103zeci \u015fi doi de ani \u00eemplini\u0163i nu avea, \u00ee\u015fi pusese cap\u0103t zilelor arunc\u00e2ndu-se cu capul \u00eenainte \u00eentr-o f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 secat\u0103. \u00cel treziser\u0103 din mo\u0163\u0103iala lui de dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103, s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 e acolo jos \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 mai d\u0103 din picioare, dar nu \u015ftiau cum s\u0103-l scoat\u0103, c\u0103 poate reu\u015feau s\u0103-l salveze, c\u0103 poate\u2026 C\u0103 poate, da\u2026 Poate \u00een filme. \u00cel scoseser\u0103 de scos dar Georgic\u0103 ar\u0103ta de parc\u0103 intrase la ap\u0103. \u00cel \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntaser\u0103 cre\u015ftine\u015fte, spun\u00e2ndu-\u015fi unul altuia c\u0103 fusese un accident, \u201ea alunecat \u015fi a c\u0103zut domne\u2019, ce vrei, se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103!…\u201d<\/p>\n

\nMda\u2026 Fusese un b\u0103iat bun \u015fi lumea era rea \u015fi vorbea c\u0103 se aruncase din cauza Mi\u0163ei, c\u0103 ea \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea de cap cu altul \u015fi c\u0103 George aflase \u015fi\u2026 \u015ei din cauza asta, era gata-gata s\u0103 se omoare \u015fi fata c\u0103 \u00eenghi\u0163ise un pumn de pastile, dar avusese noroc c\u0103 o descoperiser\u0103 la vreme \u015fi o repeziser\u0103 la spital.<\/p>\n

\nOameni pro\u015fti, r\u0103i, nenoroci\u0163i. Nea Jean se \u00eemb\u0103tase tare \u00een seara aia \u015fi to\u0163i \u00eel priviser\u0103 ciudat, c\u0103ci nu-i st\u0103tea \u00een fire s\u0103 bea, dar atunci, atunci se oprise \u00een fa\u0163a barului unde era \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit\u0103 toat\u0103 gloata \u015fi \u00eencepuse s\u0103 urle din toate puterile:<\/p>\n

\n-Ghi\u0163\u0103! Ghi\u0163\u0103 ie\u015fi afar\u0103-n crucea m\u0103-tii!…<\/p>\n

\nGhi\u0163\u0103 era patronul barului \u015fi cam prost din fire, dar nu \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se bage la \u00eenaintare. A\u015fa c\u0103 r\u0103mase \u00een\u0103untru.<\/p>\n

\nNea Jean, se enerv\u0103 \u015fi mai tare \u015fi continu\u0103:<\/p>\n

\n-Auzi m\u0103 Ghi\u0163\u0103, ce crezi m\u0103 tu c\u0103 face fii-tu acum? Nu se r\u0103suce\u015fte m\u0103 \u00een morm\u00e2nt?<\/p>\n

\nFeciorul lui Ghi\u0163\u0103 murise c\u0103lcat de o ma\u015fin\u0103 exact pe trecerea de pietoni, \u00eentr-o noapte dar cum \u0103la care \u00eel c\u0103lcase era un om extrem de influent, afacerea se rezolvase \u00een felul urm\u0103tor: trecerea de pietoni fusese mutat\u0103 cu doi metri mai \u00eencolo \u015fi cea veche m\u00e2njit\u0103 cu c\u00e2teva g\u0103le\u0163i de ciment. C\u00e2nd a r\u0103s\u0103rit soarele, totul era curat. Simplu ca la rom\u00e2ni. Bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 familia victimei, reprezentat\u0103 prin d-nul Ghi\u0163\u0103, primise o desp\u0103gubire considerabil\u0103 \u00een bani, folosi\u0163i pentru a cump\u0103ra un loc de cas\u0103 \u015fi de a deschide un bar.<\/p>\n

\n\u00cen fa\u0163a respectivului bar urla nea Jean, dar se p\u0103rea c\u0103 degeaba.<\/p>\n

\nC\u00e2\u0163iva ie\u015fir\u0103 afar\u0103 \u015fi unul chiar \u00eel rug\u0103 s\u0103 plece, c\u0103 nu are rost s\u0103 dezgroape mor\u0163ii, dar nu-i b\u0103g\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103.<\/p>\n

\n-Auzi m\u0103 Ghi\u0163\u0103, de aia s-a aruncat George \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103, nu pentru Mi\u0163a ci pentru fii-tu m\u0103, c\u0103 erau ca fra\u0163ii \u015fi nu a mai suportat s\u0103-l mai aib\u0103 pe con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-l vad\u0103 pe taic\u0103-su cum bea din banii lua\u0163i pe el. S\u0103 aud\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea, m\u0103, s\u0103 \u015ftie! Ai doi pe suflet acum, doi! \u015ei dac\u0103 mai o vorbi\u0163i de r\u0103u pe biata fat\u0103, o s\u0103 ai trei \u00een cur\u00e2nd, m\u0103! Trei!…<\/p>\n

\n\u00cen bar, la mas\u0103, \u00eenconjurat de acoli\u0163i, Ghi\u0163\u0103 \u00eencerca s\u0103-\u015fi toarne un coniac \u00een pahar, dar \u00eei tremura at\u00e2t de tare m\u00e2na, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu reu\u015fea s\u0103 nimereasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

\nCel care st\u0103tea \u00een fa\u0163a lui, \u00eel observ\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei zise s\u0103 \u00eel mai lini\u015fteasc\u0103:<\/p>\n

\n-D\u0103-l bre naibii pe Jean! \u015ei matale pui acum la inim\u0103 ce zice ori\u015ficine? Oamenii ca el, nu \u015ftiu dec\u00e2t s\u0103 le strice altora buna dispozi\u021bie\u2026<\/p>\n

\nGhi\u0163\u0103 oft\u0103 din to\u0163i r\u0103runchii \u015fi parc\u0103 se mai lini\u015fti.<\/p>\n

-Ai dreptate m\u0103, ai dreptate.<\/p>\n

De afar\u0103, nea Jean continu\u0103:<\/p>\n

\n-Auzi, m\u0103 Ghi\u0163\u0103, \u015ftie m\u0103 lumea c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd l-a c\u0103lcat \u0103la pe fii-tu, c\u0103 nu g\u0103seau ciment la ora aia s\u0103 astupe zebra \u015fi chiar tu ai fost \u0103la care a venit cu sacu-n spate?…<\/p>\n

\nGhi\u0163\u0103 \u00eenghi\u0163i cu noduri \u015fi gura de coniac \u00eei ie\u015fi pe nas. \u00cencepu s\u0103 horc\u0103ie ca un apucat. Cei de la mas\u0103 se repezir\u0103 s\u0103-i care palme pe spate..<\/p>\n

Al naibii Jean, chiar \u015ftia cum s\u0103-\u0163i strice buna dispozi\u0163ie\u2026 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[fragment] de Robert Marius Dinc\u0103 …Nea Jean era \u201e\u015ferif\u201d \u00eentr-o comun\u0103 pierdut\u0103 pe hart\u0103. Adic\u0103 \u015fef de post. Era o slujb\u0103 bun\u0103, c\u0103ci singura treab\u0103 pe care o f\u0103cea, era s\u0103 joace c\u0103r\u0163i cu ajutorul lui, cel\u0103lalt \u201eap\u0103r\u0103tor\u201d al legii. Necazuri existau, ca peste tot de altfel, chestia era s\u0103 \u015ftii cum s\u0103 le ocole\u015fti. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,15],"tags":[9,1115,67],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7","category-proza","tag-egophobia-22","tag-proza","tag-robert-marius-dinca"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-4Z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":557,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions\/557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}