{"id":3175,"date":"2010-01-18T16:58:33","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T14:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3175"},"modified":"2011-06-19T00:33:27","modified_gmt":"2011-06-18T22:33:27","slug":"parfumul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3175","title":{"rendered":"parfumul"},"content":{"rendered":"

[fragment din romanul \u00een preg\u0103tire MDMA16]<\/strong><\/p>\n

de Andrei Ruse<\/p>\n

\n\u015fi vine un tip la mine (am crezut prima oar\u0103 c\u0103-i beat, dar nu prea vedeai oameni b\u0103u\u0163i \u00een \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ia nebunului), \u00eei ia ceva timp s\u0103-\u015fi g\u0103seasc\u0103 echilibrul, c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se loveasc\u0103 cu capul de tejgheaua barului (am f\u0103cut un gest st\u00e2ngaci de-al prinde, dar el s-a ridicat imediat \u015fi m-a privit \u00eencruntat, ca \u015fi cum nimeni n-ar avea voie s\u0103-l ating\u0103), ridic\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103 ca un dictator care are ceva important de spus, r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu ea \u00een aer \u015fi m\u0103-ntreb\u0103:
\n\t– auzi, coaie, tu l-ai cunoscut pe Briciu\u2019?
\n\t– n-am avut onoarea, sunt nou pe-aici, \u015fi m\u0103-ntoc pe scaun, cu spatele la el, sper\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 lase \u00een pace.
\n\t– b\u0103! \u015fi m\u0103 love\u015fte destul de tare \u00een um\u0103r. nu fii b\u0103d\u0103ran\u2026
\nm\u0103 \u00eentorc. se uita fix \u00een ochii mei, nu m\u0103 sl\u0103bea nicio clip\u0103. avea pe el o c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 de blugi mototolit\u0103, care p\u0103rea s\u0103 aibe zeci de buzunare, ni\u015fte pantaloni de trening \u015fi purta \u015flapi. b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 era de-al casei, nu \u015ftiam \u00eens\u0103 dac\u0103 un om al str\u0103zii sau din ga\u015fc\u0103.
\n– care-i treaba? \u00eencerc s\u0103-l iau tare.
\n– treaba, coaie, st\u0103 \u00een felul urm\u0103tor (\u00een tot acest timp se balansa de pe un picior pe altul, era haios): e\u015fti un b\u0103iat simpatic \u015fi vreau s\u0103 fumez cu tine\u2026 unde mor\u0163ii ei era?
\n\u015fi-\u015fi bag\u0103 m\u00e2inile prin toate buzunarele, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd naiba \u015ftie ce, probabil un prost. nu-\u015fi ia ochii de la mine \u015fi m\u0103 oblig\u0103 \u015fi pe mine s\u0103-l fixez. observ toate detaliile fe\u0163ei, tenul \u00eenchis, barba neras\u0103 \u015fi un \u00eenceput de musta\u0163\u0103, \u00eei st\u0103tea oribil, c\u00e2teva co\u015furi, misterioase pentru v\u00e2rsta lui, i-a\u015f fi dat peste treizeci, o cicatrice ca o t\u0103ietur\u0103 de cu\u0163it \u00een dreptul ochiului st\u00e2ng\u2026
\nz\u00e2mbe\u015fte \u00eentr-un final \u015fi scoate dintr-unul din buzunarele interioare ale gecii o tabacher\u0103 colorat\u0103. o deschide \u015fi o tr\u00e2nte\u015fte pe bar, \u00een fa\u0163a mea. dou\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ri de foi.
\n– vreau s\u0103 fumez cu tine ultimele mele \u0163ig\u0103ri, te deranjeaz\u0103?
\n– \u0103\u0103\u0103\u2026 deloc, omule, chiar apreciez, \u015fi-ncerc s\u0103-mi ascund suprinderea.
\nscoate din alt buzunar o brichet\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 de cheie, nu mai v\u0103zusem a\u015fa ceva. ia o \u0163igar\u0103, mi-o bag\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 efectiv, cum poate el, tremur\u00e2nd \u015fi balans\u00e2ndu-se, mi-o aprinde \u015fi se apropie prea mult de mine, aproape c\u0103 ne atingem fe\u0163ele. paralizez.
\n– auzi, am v\u0103zut c-ai venit cu nebunul\u2026 tovar\u0103\u015f de-al lui sau\u2026? \u015fi m\u0103 prive\u015fte mirat.
\n– ne-am cunoscut de cur\u00e2nd\u2026
\n– a\u2026 d-aia nu-l \u015ftii pe Briciu\u2019, normal\u2026
\n se retrage ca s\u0103-\u015fi aprind\u0103 cealalt\u0103 \u0163igar\u0103. r\u0103m\u00e2ne apoi blocat, uit\u00e2ndu-se la brichet\u0103.
\n– n-am mai v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum o astfel de brichet\u0103, \u00eei zic.
\n– sunt agent imobiliar\u2026
\n– a\u2026
\n– cam patetic totu\u015fi, nu crezi? s\u0103 fii agent imobiliar \u015fi s\u0103 ai o brichet\u0103 \u00een form\u0103 de cheie\u2026 da\u2019n fine, nu asta conteaz\u0103, a\u015ftept s\u0103 i se termine gazul \u015fi s-o arunc, nu \u0163in la obiecte d-astea\u2026 d-astea care se consum\u0103 oricum repede, nu merit\u0103 investi\u0163ia, \u015ftii? p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 toat\u0103 treaba e s\u0103 produc\u0103 foc, nu s-arate bine, d\u0103-o-n mor\u0163ii ei.
\no bag\u0103 dup-aia \u00eentr-unul din buzunare.
\n– eu m\u0103 ocup de treburi\u2026 fac rost de locuri ieftine \u015fi sigure, \u015ftii? pentru marf\u0103, pentru noi, depinde\u2026 cum e locul \u0103sta, de exemplu. p\u0103cat c\u0103 ne mut\u0103m de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, \u00eencepuse s\u0103-mi plac\u0103.
\n– probleme?
\n– e, pula probleme\u2026 dar nici nu vrem s-apar\u0103\u2026 nu st\u0103m \u00eentr-un loc mai mult de o lun\u0103-dou\u0103, \u015fi-a\u015fa e mult. adic\u0103\u2026 un loc unde se adun\u0103 zeci de oameni, probabil unii fila\u0163i, care ies de-aici diminea\u0163a sau c\u00e2nd ies, cu ochii spar\u0163i \u015fi creierii vrai\u015fte, e dubios. \u015fi locurile dubioase sunt periculoase, \u00een\u0163elegi ce vreau s\u0103 zic?
\n– mda\u2026
\n– pe-\u0103sta-l ochisem de-un an, coaie, e perfect, nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2nd mai prind a\u015fa ceva\u2026 \u015fi e destul de central, \u015ftii? nu prin vreo periferie pierdut\u0103 de lume. dar o s\u0103 mai g\u0103sesc, doar cu asta m\u0103 ocup\u2026
\n– Radu, \u015fi-i \u00eentind m\u00e2na s\u0103 m\u0103 prezint.
\nse uit\u0103 la mine ca la un prost. pentru un moment cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fi scuipe.
\n– Briciu\u2019 avea un vis, coaie, trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i zic de el ca s\u0103-n\u0163elegi cine era\u2026 de\u015fi oricum n-o s\u0103-n\u0163elegi mare br\u00e2nz\u0103.
\n\t– omule, dar de ce vorbi\u0163i despre el ca despre un mort, o s\u0103 ias\u0103 la un moment dat\u2026
\n\t– mai bine era mort\u2026 dar liber \u00een pula mea, \u015fi-i fute un picior zdrav\u0103n \u00een bar.
\n\ti se schimb\u0103 toat\u0103 fa\u0163a, se umple de ur\u0103.
\n\t– ascult\u0103, coaie! ascult\u0103 visul lu\u2019 Briciu, te \u0163in doar p\u00e2n\u0103 termin\u0103m \u0163ig\u0103rile\u2026
\n\t– zi\u2026
\n\t– ai citit Parfumul?
\n\t– nu, dar am\u2026
\n\t– las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 ghicesc, ai v\u0103zut filmul\u2026
\n\t– da, dar\u2026
\n\t– treaba e c\u0103 el vroia s\u0103 fac\u0103 un parfum din iarb\u0103. studiase ni\u015fte tehnici, ni\u015fte treburi, \u00eent\u00e2lnise tot felul de oameni\u2026 bine, nu le-a spus despre ce era vorba, m\u0103-n\u0163elegi?
\n\t– aha\u2026
\n\t– umbl\u0103 vorba-n t\u00e2rg c-a \u015fi f\u0103cut-o\u2026 cu un gabor, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103.
\n\t– \u0103?
\n\t– fii atent\u2026 vroia s\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00eentr-o sticlu\u0163\u0103 esen\u0163\u0103 din dou\u0103-trei kile de iarb\u0103. repet, posibil s-o fi f\u0103cut, ar fi chiar tare s\u0103 fie adev\u0103rat, dar nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2t conteaz\u0103 asta. b\u0103! tu-\u0163i dai seama?! dou\u0103 trei kile \u00een dou\u0103-trei guri\u0163e? s\u0103-mi bag pula\u2026 le dai pe g\u00e2t \u015fi gata\u2026 dar nu numai asta, era dement. \u0103sta era doar parfumul, dar mai amesteca \u00een el, p\u00e2n\u0103 devenea un fel de crem\u0103 spumoas\u0103, mdma.
\n\t– mdma?
\n\t– meta, coaie, praf\u2026 s\u0103-\u0163i zboare creierii\u2026 vreo cinci grame, calculase el. dac\u0103 iau eu dou\u0103-trei direct cred c\u0103 mor pe loc. dap-\u0103i cinci\u2026 amestecate \u015fi cu esen\u0163a a trei kile de iarb\u0103? ce zici?
\n\t– sinucidere curat\u0103\u2026
\n\t– da\u2026 \u015fi-un timbru de lsd topit \u00een sticlu\u0163a asta\u2026 plus c\u00e2teva pic\u0103turi de Jack\u2026 Briciu\u2019 era mort dup\u0103 whisky\u2026
\n\t– \u015fi mai ce, omule?
\n\t– toate astea amestecate cu esen\u0163\u0103, f\u0103cut\u0103 la fel ca parfumul de iarb\u0103, numai c\u0103 din ciuperci\u2026 \u015fi deja-\u015fi \u0163inea ochii \u00eenchi\u015fi, saliv\u00e2nd.
\n\t– asta vroia el s\u0103 bea? vroia s\u0103 moar\u0103 sau?…
\n\t– nu, prostule! \u015fi se \u00eencrunt\u0103. cic\u0103 a f\u0103cut-o, n-auzi? cu un gabor din provincie care b\u0103gase un pu\u015fti la mititica pentru dou\u0103 jointuri. s-a dus la el \u015fi i-a zis c-are ni\u015fte informa\u0163ii.
\n\t– a\u015fa\u2026
\n\t– c\u0103 cic\u0103-i ceva nou pe pia\u0163\u0103, nu \u015ftie nimeni, ceva u\u015for, ieftin, care te \u0163ine zece minute \u015fi gata. o nebunie printre tineri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 n-a ajuns pe scar\u0103 mare, la ora\u015fe. e abia \u00eenceputul\u2026 doamne, da\u2019 pro\u015fti sunt gaborii, \u015fi-ncepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103\u00ad-i dau lacrimile.
\n\t– p\u0103i \u00eei aleg pe cei mai pro\u015fti, nu \u015ftii?
\n– mare adev\u0103r zici\u2026
\n– \u015fi ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat dup-aia?
\n– \u00eei d\u0103 o sticlu\u0163\u0103 omului, una mic\u0103 de tot, cum sunt alea de esen\u0163\u0103 de vanilie \u015fi tot c\u0103catul. \u00eei promite c\u0103-i face lipeala s\u0103-i prind\u0103 pe fraierii \u0103\u015ftia care-o fac dac\u0103-i iese \u015fi lui ceva\u2026 iar boul o ia. b\u0103, o ia\u2026 \u015fi-o d\u0103 pe g\u00e2t s\u0103 vad\u0103 care-i treaba\u2026
\n– pfff\u2026 \u015fi?
\n– \u015fi nimic, frate. nimic\u2026
\n– e, nimic, nu te cred\u2026
\n– dac\u0103-\u0163i zic, muie ce e\u015fti\u2026 gaborul a crezut chiar c\u0103 f\u0103cuse mi\u015fto de el. \u015fi se ridic\u0103 sictirit r\u0103u, c\u0103-\u015fi pierduse timpul. asta a fost, \u015fi-a pus mu\u015fchii \u00een mi\u015fcare, nu \u015ftiu, n-a apucat dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ridice curul.
\n– a murit?
\n– nu c-a murit, coaie\u2026 i-au s\u0103rit ochii din orbite! la propriu! fix \u00een Briciu\u2019, \u0103sta s-a ferit, s-a dus c\u00e2\u0163iva metri mai \u00eencolo \u015fi c\u00e2nd s-a uitat la gabor, ce crezi? tot creierul \u00eei \u0163\u00e2\u015fnea prin golul l\u0103sat de ochi, coaie. buc\u0103\u0163i de carne \u015f\u00ee s\u00e2nge \u015fi vene \u015fi tot felul de lichide colorate \u00een toate direc\u0163iile. \u015fi \u00een timpul \u0103sta se zb\u0103tea \u00een ultimul hal de durere, c\u00e2teva secunde, at\u00e2t a mai apucat. dup-aia nu mai \u015ftiu\u2026
\n– e pe bune?
\n– \u00eel cred pe Briciu\u2019-n stare, era mai nebun ca nebunul. doar \u00eel \u015ftiu ca pe fratele meu, \u015fi d\u0103 cu pumnul \u00een tejghea. c\u0103 doar era fratele meu!
\ndup\u0103 care se ridic\u0103 nervos, stinge \u0163igara \u015fi pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n


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[fragment din romanul \u00een preg\u0103tire MDMA16] de Andrei Ruse \u015fi vine un tip la mine (am crezut prima oar\u0103 c\u0103-i beat, dar nu prea vedeai oameni b\u0103u\u0163i \u00een \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ia nebunului), \u00eei ia ceva timp s\u0103-\u015fi g\u0103seasc\u0103 echilibrul, c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 se loveasc\u0103 cu capul de tejgheaua barului (am f\u0103cut un gest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[436,125],"tags":[437,1145,1129],"class_list":["post-3175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-25","category-invitat","tag-andrei-ruse","tag-egophobia-25","tag-invitat"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6DakB-parfumul","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3175"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6902,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3175\/revisions\/6902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}