here<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Ce face nevestica mea? r\u0103cni din hol glasul bine \u00eenc\u0103lzit de vodc\u0103 al colonelului Petrescu.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Bine, ce s\u0103 fac\u0103! r\u0103spunse u\u015for iritat\u0103 coloneleasa din sufragerie, r\u0103sfoind o revist\u0103 de mod\u0103 sovietic\u0103. Gata aplica\u0163ia?
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Gata pe azi! r\u0103cni iar\u0103\u015fi ofi\u0163erul \u015fi d\u0103du buzna \u00een salona\u015f, trop\u0103ind spre canapea.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Femeia \u00ee\u015fi ridic\u0103 ochii.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Ie\u015fi afar\u0103 cu cizmele alea! De c\u00e2te ori s\u0103-\u0163i mai spun s\u0103 nu-mi mai bagi \u00een sufragerie tot noroiul de-afar\u0103!<\/p>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Colonelul \u00een\u0163epeni \u00een mijlocul covorului persan, se uit\u0103 \u00een jos \u015fi se retrase cu spatele \u00eenainte z\u00e2mbind t\u00e2mp.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Iart\u0103-m\u0103, scumpo, tot uit! zise so\u0163ul din hol \u015fi \u00eencepu s\u0103 se chinuie cu cizmele. Auzi, drag\u0103, e\u015fti tu dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 la\u015fi revista aia \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 aju\u0163i pu\u0163in?
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Din camer\u0103 se auzi plesnitura copertelor \u00eenchise \u015fi tr\u00e2ntite pe covor.
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103, aceea\u015fi chestie! izbucni coloneleasa dar nu se ridic\u0103. Ce sunt eu, ordonan\u0163\u0103 sau so\u0163ie? \u015ei, la urma urmei, ce e\u015fti tu, r\u0103can sau ditamai ofi\u0163erul? Dac\u0103 e\u015fti ofi\u0163er, atunci unde \u0163i-e \u0163uc\u0103larul? Ha?
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Colonelul Petrescu se pro\u0163\u0103pi \u00een pragul sufrageriei cu un picior \u00een cizm\u0103 \u015fi cel\u0103lalt descul\u0163.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Ordonan\u0163\u0103, zici? \u00ce\u0163i arde cumva de futut? P\u0103i, futu-\u0163i pa\u015ftele m\u0103-tii, ia pul\u0103 de-aici!
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Militarul se repezi din nou la atacul canapelei, de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103 de neoprit. Covorul persan ar\u0103ta acum de parc\u0103 cineva ar fi mers normal p\u00e2n\u0103 la jum\u0103tate iar apoi ar fi \u0163op\u0103it p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo. Un fel de \u015fotron cu noroi.
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Colonelul se arunc\u0103 pe femeia lui \u015fi nu-i trebui mult p\u00e2n\u0103 g\u0103si locul \u00een care s\u0103-\u015fi pompeze oful.
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Na, se ridic\u0103 omul r\u0103zbunat, \u015fi-acum ia zi repede ce avem la cin\u0103?
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Coloneleasa fugi \u00eens\u0103 direct la toalet\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eencuie acolo. Porni apa \u015fi \u00eencepu s\u0103 se cure\u0163e \u00eentre picioare. Afar\u0103, militarul se propti pe piciorul descul\u0163 \u015fi smulse u\u015fa din \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u00e2ni cu tocul cizmei.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Tu, curv\u0103, ap\u0103ru b\u0103rbatul prin sp\u0103rtur\u0103, mie s\u0103 nu-mi \u00eenchizi u\u015fa-n nas! Da?
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So\u0163ia \u00eei arunc\u0103 o privire ironic\u0103 \u00een timp ce m\u00e2na \u00eei fugea \u00een continuare de la jetul de ap\u0103 spre labii \u015fi repede \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u015etiai c\u0103 sunt curv\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-ai luat! La ce \u0163i-a trebuit?
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Colonelul Petrescu nu mai st\u0103tu nicio clip\u0103 pe g\u00e2nduri. Din doi pa\u015fi \u00eengenunche l\u00e2ng\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa, \u00eei \u00eendep\u0103rt\u0103 m\u00e2na \u015fi \u00eencepu s\u0103-i ling\u0103 buzele \u00eembl\u0103nite ale sexului.<\/p>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Iart\u0103-m\u0103, nevestica mea! molf\u0103i b\u0103rbatul.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u015ei trimite pe cineva m\u00e2ine s\u0103 repare u\u015fa! oft\u0103 Otilia sprijinindu-\u015fi mai bine fundul de perete.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Desigur c\u0103 din apartamentul lui Coca Nistor r\u0103zb\u0103teau la orice or\u0103 din zi \u015fi din noapte tot felul de zgomote. Sticle sparte, pl\u0103ci de patefon pline de fadinguri dup\u0103 ce au fost ascultate \u015fi r\u0103sascultate, r\u00e2sete isterice \u015fi gemete \u00eent\u00e2r\u00e2tate. Prin bordelul ilegal al lui Coca Nistor trecuser\u0103 armata maghiar\u0103, german\u0103, rom\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi sovietic\u0103, pe r\u00e2nd sau toate odat\u0103. Un \u00eentreg r\u0103zboi mondial se desf\u0103\u015furase prin paturile Olg\u0103i, Hildei \u015fi Otiliei, la parterul de la strad\u0103 al imobilului de pe Bulevardul Carol I, num\u0103rul 29. Ultimele victime: colonelul Petrescu \u015fi Coca Nistor. Atunci c\u00e2nd toat\u0103 lumea se \u00eemb\u0103ta de fericire c\u0103 a venit pacea, pe atunci maiorul Petrescu, bucuros \u015fi el \u00een mod corespunz\u0103tor, s-a \u00eenfiin\u0163at la u\u015fa bordelului cu o sticl\u0103 de \u015fampanie sub bra\u0163 \u015fi un buchet de trandafiri. A sunat de trei ori, ca orice client care \u015ftia codul \u015fi mai c\u0103 l-a r\u0103sturnat pe Coca atunci c\u00e2nd i-a deschis.
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Unde-i Otilia? trop\u0103i ner\u0103bd\u0103tor viitorul colonel.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Cu un client, trebuie s\u0103 mai a\u015ftepta\u0163i. Dar lua\u0163i un loc, un coniac. E bun, de contraband\u0103!
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Niciun coniac acum! ridic\u0103 vocea militarul \u015fi rupse u\u015fa intr\u00e2nd \u00een camera Otiliei. O g\u0103si st\u00e2nd capr\u0103, \u00een timp ce un polcovnic rus \u00eei \u00eenro\u015fea fesele. Se repezi la el \u015fi-i sparse \u015fampania de cap apoi \u00eei oferi femeii un s\u0103rut lung pe fund \u015fi-i arunc\u0103 buchetul pe pern\u0103.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Am venit s\u0103 te iau, fat\u0103! \u00cembrac\u0103-te!
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u015ei Coca? Ai vorbit cu el?
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Maiorul Petrescu \u00ee\u015fi scoase pistolul din toc.
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Tu \u00eembrac\u0103-te numai! spuse scurt b\u0103rbatul \u015fi-l rostogoli pe rus din pat cu piciorul. Hai!<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ofi\u0163erul se duse \u00een hol dup\u0103 Coca.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Auzi, prietene! Una din dou\u0103! Otilia vine cu mine \u015fi te las \u00een pace sau vine cu mine \u015fi-\u0163i desfiin\u0163ez covrig\u0103ria!
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Otilia e a mea, domnu maior! se \u00eenfipse pe\u015ftele, schimb\u00e2nd-o la pertu. Aici o g\u0103se\u015fti c\u00e2nd \u0163i se umple rezervorul! nu se l\u0103s\u0103 proprietarul stabilimentului, fost ceferist la atelierele de cazangerie. \u00centre timp i se dusese funinginea de pe fa\u0163\u0103 dar nu \u015fi de sub unghiile late.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Maiorul \u00eei puse pistolul la t\u00e2mpl\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Deci?
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Coca \u00ee\u015fi str\u00e2nse pumnii gro\u015fi. \u00cel pocni pe ofi\u0163er \u00een co\u015ful pieptului, aplec\u00e2ndu-\u015fi rapid capul. Militarul se f\u0103cu gr\u0103mad\u0103 pe podea. Cel\u0103lalt lu\u0103 pistolul, \u00eei scoase \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103torul \u015fi arunc\u0103 arma \u00een poala maiorului Petrescu.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi reveni, ofi\u0163erul fu condus la u\u015f\u0103 \u015fi \u00eembr\u00e2ncit afar\u0103. Coca r\u0103mase \u00een u\u015f\u0103.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – B\u0103tr\u00e2ne, pistolul e la tine dar gloan\u0163ele sunt la mine! Clar? r\u00e2se pe\u015ftele. Dup\u0103 care tr\u00e2nti u\u015fa, intr\u0103 la Otilia \u015fi-i arse c\u00e2teva palme. \u00cel adun\u0103 pe rus, \u00eei lipi o pung\u0103 de ghea\u0163\u0103 pe ceaf\u0103 \u015fi-l trimise \u015fi pe el la ale lui.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *\u00a0
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A doua zi, maiorul Petrescu b\u0103tea la aceea\u015fi u\u015f\u0103. \u00cen spate, pe trepte, o grup\u0103 a jandarmeriei de campanie. Nici nu apuc\u0103 cel din\u0103untru s\u0103 deschid\u0103, c\u0103 doi vl\u0103jgani s\u0103rir\u0103 pe el. \u00cel imobilizar\u0103 scurt, \u00een timp ce ofi\u0163erul o trezi pe Otilia. \u00cei privi ochii umfla\u0163i de b\u0103taie.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Parc\u0103 \u0163i-am spus s\u0103 te \u00eembraci! \u00eei z\u00e2mbi.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u015ei Coca? \u00eel privi ea speriat\u0103.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Coca are ni\u015fte ani de bul\u0103u \u00eenainte! r\u00e2nji b\u0103rbatul.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/p>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bordelul se sparse \u00een aceea\u015fi zi. Olga se \u00eentoarse la p\u0103rin\u0163i iar Hilda porni s\u0103-l caute pe unul dintre clien\u0163ii ei fideli, un ofi\u0163er SS din Timi\u015foara care de un an \u00eempingea \u00eens\u0103 z\u0103pada prin Siberia. Otilia ajunse la maiorul Petrescu acas\u0103 \u015fi peste o lun\u0103 era maioreasa Petrescu, pentru ca, \u00een c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, s\u0103 avanseze coloneleas\u0103.
\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Coca Nistor lu\u0103 cincisprezece ani pentru atacarea unui ofi\u0163er sovietic \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 ceva pentru proxenetism. Nu execut\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 dec\u00e2t vreo \u015fapte \u00eenainte s\u0103 moar\u0103 la Canal cu fa\u0163a \u00eentr-o roab\u0103. Dobor\u00e2t de oboseal\u0103, s-a asfixiat \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2ntul pe care-l \u00eempingea.
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\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen apartamentul r\u0103mas gol s-a mutat familia Fran\u0163iu. Primul lucru, au redecorat budoarele \u015fi au acordat pianul hodorogit din salonul de primire. Un pian alb, cu coad\u0103, la care domnul Fran\u0163iu a continuat s\u0103 c\u00e2nte Nocturnele lui Chopin p\u00e2n\u0103 prin 2008, c\u00e2nd, r\u0103mas singur pe lume cu un alzheimer, a murit uit\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 capacul peste claviatur\u0103.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
de Alexandru Potcoav\u0103 [Rom\u00e2nia] \u00a0for the English version, click here \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Ce face nevestica mea? r\u0103cni din hol glasul bine \u00eenc\u0103lzit de vodc\u0103 al colonelului Petrescu. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Bine, ce s\u0103 fac\u0103! r\u0103spunse u\u015for iritat\u0103 coloneleasa din sufragerie, r\u0103sfoind o revist\u0103 de mod\u0103 sovietic\u0103. Gata aplica\u0163ia? \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Gata pe azi! r\u0103cni iar\u0103\u015fi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[436,393],"tags":[21,1145,54],"class_list":["post-3275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-25","category-prozascurta","tag-alexandru-potcoava","tag-egophobia-25","tag-proza-scurta"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-QP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3275"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3508,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3275\/revisions\/3508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}