{"id":356,"date":"2009-06-16T15:17:36","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T13:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/revista\/?p=356"},"modified":"2009-06-18T13:42:50","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T11:42:50","slug":"licurici-coca-cola-si-somalezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"licurici &#038; coca-cola \u015fi somalezi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"right\">de Yussuf Khalid <\/p>\n<p>to\u0163i piticii Mo\u015fului<br \/>\ns-au \u00eemboln\u0103vit de o maladie grav\u0103<br \/>\ncare afecteaz\u0103 doar piticii Mo\u015fului.<br \/>\ncei mai bucuro\u015fi sunt somalezii.<br \/>\nla ei nu vine niciodat\u0103 Mo\u015fu,<br \/>\na\u015fa c\u0103 faza cu piticii<br \/>\nnu-i deranjeaz\u0103 deloc.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nsomalezii se g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 acum,<br \/>\ncoca-cola va promova<br \/>\nimaginea licuriciului magic,<br \/>\ncare oric\u00e2te pove\u015fti a scris<br \/>\nn-a putut crea lumi noi.<br \/>\nsomalezii sunt de treab\u0103.<br \/>\nsus\u0163in c\u0103 pe ei nu-i deranjeaz\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd noi tragem<br \/>\napa la wc consum\u0103m 10 litri de ap\u0103<br \/>\niar la ei mor 10 copii<br \/>\n\u00een fiecare or\u0103 din lipsa apei.<br \/>\nsomalezii sunt simpatici.<\/p>\n<p>pe somalezi nu-i isterizeaz\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 omor\u00e2m c\u00e2te zece copii<br \/>\nde fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ne c\u0103c\u0103m&#8230;<br \/>\nmereu c\u00e2te zece.<br \/>\nsomalezii vor doar ca reclama<br \/>\ncoca-cola s\u0103 fie cu licuricii<br \/>\ncare atunci c\u00e2nd mor<br \/>\nse petrec \u00een lic\u0103rici<br \/>\n\u015fi f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie ca un neon t\u00eempit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Yussuf Khalid to\u0163i piticii Mo\u015fului s-au \u00eemboln\u0103vit de o maladie grav\u0103 care afecteaz\u0103 doar piticii Mo\u015fului. cei mai bucuro\u015fi sunt somalezii. la ei nu vine niciodat\u0103 Mo\u015fu, a\u015fa c\u0103 faza cu piticii nu-i deranjeaz\u0103 deloc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[9,1114,85],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7","category-poezie","tag-egophobia-22","tag-poezie","tag-yussuf-khalid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-5K","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":610,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}