{"id":3615,"date":"2010-03-22T08:26:53","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T06:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3615"},"modified":"2010-03-22T22:49:45","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T20:49:45","slug":"bicicleta-lui-kafka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3615","title":{"rendered":"Bicicleta lui Kafka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">de Valery Oisteanu (USA)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\"><em><em>for the English version, click <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3617\">here<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Franz a fost observat pedal\u00e2nd pe podul Charles Bridge, pedal\u00e2nd\u00a0 cumva \u00eenapoi, mi\u015fc\u00e2ndu-se invers spre Biserica Sf. Nicolae, unde avea un mic apartament. Praga era \u00eentunecat\u0103 \u015fi apa r\u00e2ului Vltava crescuse la maximum. A \u00eenceput o ploaie \u015fi el se gr\u0103bea\u00a0 s\u0103 intre \u00een\u00a0 apartament, unde aerul era lini\u015ftit \u015fi sumbru. A deschis fereastra, dar nu \u00een afar\u0103, ci \u00een interiorul unei m\u0103n\u0103stiri de c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163e, astfel c\u0103 el putea observa credincio\u015fii \u015fi c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163ele \u00een timpul ritualului seara, merg\u00e2nd la toalet\u0103, pi\u015f\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi, adesea, chiar masturb\u00e2ndu-se \u00een paturile lor.<!--more--> O poveste a lui Franz Kafka l\u0103sat\u0103 prietenului Max Brod, vorbe\u015fte despre aventura lui secret\u0103, de dragoste, cu o c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 catolic\u0103 care s-a strecurat \u00een camera lui \u015fi petrecea b\u00e2nd cu Franz, lu\u00e2ndui-o \u00een gur\u0103, sug\u00e2nd toat\u0103 noaptea \u015fi fum\u00e2nd cu pasiune \u00eentre dou\u0103 acte de dragoste. Ea de fapt, nu s-a culcat propriu zis cu el, pentru a p\u0103stra jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul ei de celibat.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Bicicleta cu ro\u0163i sub\u0163iri at\u00e2rnat\u0103 de obicei pe perete, iar diminea\u0163a, nesigur, se \u00eendrepta spre biroul\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cSociet\u0103\u0163ii de Asigur\u0103ri\u201d,\u00a0 unde lucra Franz. Dar bicicleta se oprea din timp \u00een timp din proprie voin\u0163\u0103 pentru o scurt\u0103 pauz\u0103 de odihn\u0103, de obicei \u00een fa\u0163a unui magazin de fotografii cu c\u0103r\u0163i po\u015ftale, erotice\u00a0 \u015fi, uneori, \u00een fa\u0163a unei cr\u00e2\u015fme, pentru o halb\u0103 de bere Pilsen, precum \u015fi un mic dejun const\u00e2nd dintr-un sandvici cu pastram\u0103 kasher. Pleca de obicei, \u00een timp ce m\u00e2nca, pentru c\u0103 nu vroia s\u0103 apar\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a clien\u0163ilor obi\u015fnui\u0163i ca un\u00a0 evreu credincios. \u00cen realitate, era un evreu asimilat, german, la fel ca unii dintre geniile timpului s\u0103u \u2013 Sigmund Freud, Albert Einstein sau Bruno Schultz. F\u0103cea parte din tipurile de intelectuali europeni, a\u015fa cum erau mul\u0163i dintre evreii timpului s\u0103u. Avea o biciclet\u0103 veche f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een Praga, dar cu un claxon strident, evreiesc. Ochelarii lui sem\u0103nau, de asemenea, cu o biciclet\u0103. Scrisul lui avea viteza \u015fi ritmul\u00a0 ro\u0163ii de biciclet\u0103. O lua la plimbare \u00een jos, pe podul Carol, s\u0103 se uite la prostituatele cu toc \u00eenalt din parc, unde atr\u0103geau solda\u0163ii. \u00centr-o zi, un teatru\u00a0 ambulant a venit din Fran\u0163a, juc\u00e2nd &#8220;Ubu&#8221;\u00a0 de Alfred Jarry. Jarry \u00eensu\u015fi, era\u00a0 un personaj pe scen\u0103, pe biciclet\u0103, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd\u00a0 s\u0103lbatic dintr-o pu\u015fc\u0103 de v\u00e2n\u0103toare \u00een teatru. O spectatoare, care era \u015fi mam\u0103,\u00a0 a strigat &#8220;Assassinule!\u00a0 Ai putea s\u0103-l ucizi pe fiul meu! &#8220;.\u00a0 Jarry s-a oprit \u015fi politicos s-a \u00eenclinat. &#8220;Sunt vinovat. Scuzele mele, Madame! M\u0103 ofer s\u0103 v\u0103 fac\u00a0 un copil de rezerv\u0103. &#8221; Legenda spune c\u0103 ea nu a refuzat, iar copilul ar fi fost\u00a0 chiar Franz cu bicicleta, care a fost l\u0103sat\u0103 acolo drept\u00a0 cadou de la Jarry \u00eensu\u015fi.\u00a0 Fo\u015ftii proprietari erau un poet retardat mintal, un hingher, Mein Gott, \u015fi o prostituat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A\u015fezat\u0103 \u00een ni\u015fa orchestrei de la Opera de Stat din Praga, logodnica lui Kafka visa Berlinul. Acolo a fost ultima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd au luat cina \u00eempreun\u0103 pe Kudam Strasse la Metamorfosis Cafe. Au comandat\u00a0 ceai, fiecare \u00een func\u0163ie de boala proprie,\u00a0 reproduc\u00e2nd o ceremonie de ceai vizionat\u0103 \u00eentr-un film documentar. Ziggy (prietenul lor Freud), a explicat o dat\u0103 faptul c\u0103 dinamica unui cuplu este stabilit\u0103 \u015fi perpetuat\u0103\u00a0 la masa de familie, unde toate deciziile sunt f\u0103cute \u015fi anun\u0163ate public. \u00cen cur\u00e2nd li s-au al\u0103turat\u00a0 Albert (Einstein), Robert (Walser) \u015fi Robert (Musil). Ea se g\u00e2ndea la o sinucidere \u015fi se \u00eentreba dac\u0103 Franz va face dragoste cu ea dup\u0103 ce va fi moart\u0103. Necrofilie sau narcisism? O urn\u0103\u00a0 mortuar\u0103 plin\u0103 de cenu\u015f\u0103 legat\u0103 de o biciclet\u0103 a fost v\u0103zut\u0103 plutind pe r\u00e2u.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nTraducerea\u00a0 autorului, din englez\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nCopyright 2009 by Valery Oi\u015fteanu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 de Valery Oisteanu (USA)\u00a0 for the English version, click here \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Franz a fost observat pedal\u00e2nd pe podul Charles Bridge, pedal\u00e2nd\u00a0 cumva \u00eenapoi, mi\u015fc\u00e2ndu-se invers spre Biserica Sf. Nicolae, unde avea un mic apartament. Praga era \u00eentunecat\u0103 \u015fi apa r\u00e2ului Vltava crescuse la maximum. 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