{"id":3773,"date":"2010-03-16T14:18:43","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T12:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3773"},"modified":"2010-03-16T14:18:43","modified_gmt":"2010-03-16T12:18:43","slug":"inferno-vi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3773","title":{"rendered":"Inferno [VI]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"right\">de Carl Solomon<\/p>\n<p><strong>1 martie 2009<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\nAm ie\u015fit la plimbare acum o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103. Peste tot, noroi putrefact, oameni hido\u015fi care v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 se ascundeau \u00een unghere, s\u0103-\u015fi continue cu non\u015falan\u0163\u0103 scobitul \u00een nas, un soare hodorogit, p\u0103tat \u015fi mai r\u0103u, perechi de \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i.<br \/>\nAm \u00eencercat dinadins sa evit aglomera\u0163iile dar mul\u0163imea se autoz\u0103mislea \u00een dreapta \u015fi \u00een st\u00e2nga mea, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 cotropeasc\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 depersonalizeze, sa m\u0103 violeze.<!--more--><br \/>\nM-am obi\u015fnuit \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu cu f\u0103lcile agresive si atunci, ca prin farmec, armata de r\u00e2io\u015fi s-a volatilizat.<br \/>\nAm pornit furios din apartament dar o r\u0103ceala nepl\u0103cut\u0103 adus\u0103 de umbrele serii m-a calmat pu\u0163in. \u015echiop\u0103tam \u015fi \u00eenaintam greoi, lipsit de mister, totu\u015fi nep\u0103s\u0103tor. Piciorul st\u00e2ng mi-era rupt \u00een dou\u0103 \u015fi \u00een locul, unde ar fi trebuit sa fie genunchiul erau viermi, care \u00eenfulecau lacomi, juc\u0103u\u015fi din mine.<br \/>\nDar destul despre mine, sa vorbim despre scen\u0103. Peste tot flori carnivore, \u00een culori \u0163ip\u0103toare, nelini\u015ftitoare, parfumate \u00een modul cel mai vulgar, care te b\u00e2ntuie ca o alergie. Pe unde am mers? Dar nu prea cunosc str\u0103zile ora\u015fului, nu am memoria numelor. De fapt, nu am memorie deloc.<br \/>\n\u00cemi amintesc totu\u015fi c\u0103 am trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o farmacie, o libr\u0103rie cu tablouri pe rafturi, o unguroaic\u0103 care a \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 scuipe pe bocanci \u015fi un st\u00e2lp de telegraf, care a cerut permisiunea s\u0103 danseze pentru mine.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 dup\u0103 toate acestea pute\u0163i reconstitui traseul meu, a\u015f fi mai mult dec\u00e2t onorat s\u0103 vi-l confirm.<br \/>\nAm a\u0163ipit mai mult de dou\u0103 ore l\u00e2ng\u0103 f\u00e2nt\u00e2na din parc, dar dup\u0103 evalu\u0103ri obiective, arbitrii au decis s\u0103 anuleze meciul, a\u015fa c\u0103 trece\u0163i cu vederea afirma\u0163ia de mai sus.<br \/>\nPute\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u0163i, c\u0103 mi-a sur\u00e2s ideea unui pui de somn, dar m-am r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit din decen\u0163\u0103. Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u0103 a\u0163i mo\u0163\u0103it chiar dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een locul meu l\u00e2ng\u0103 f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103.<br \/>\nAstfel arbitrii, dumneavoastr\u0103, eu \u015fi to\u0163i ceilal\u0163i (hingherii \u015fi michael der tapfere) vor fi mul\u0163umi\u0163i.<br \/>\n\u015ei pentru c\u0103 \u00eencepe\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 plictisi\u0163i cu plictiseala dumneavoastr\u0103 sau chiar plictiseala  \u00eens\u0103\u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se plictiseasc\u0103 plictisindu-v\u0103, s\u0103 gr\u0103bim deznod\u0103m\u00e2ntul, care coincide cu intriga acestei schi\u0163e mitoc\u0103ne\u015fti.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd soarele se \u00eentrecea pe sine cu superbele ejacul\u0103ri portocalii \u00een serie, ce proiectau linia orizontului \u00eentr-un vag ontic, unde nici neantul nu-\u015fi mai spune cuv\u00e2ntul, a r\u0103s\u0103rit la vreo dou\u0103 zeci de metri \u00een fa\u0163a mea, nea\u015fteptat, dar oric\u00e2nd, binevenit, Theo\u2026 A virat pu\u0163in la dreapta, s\u0103 ajung\u0103 pe trotuarul meu. Omul, pe care l-am omor\u00e2t de mii de ori \u00een vis, care \u00eemi murd\u0103re\u015fte insomniile, era \u00een fa\u0163a mea.<br \/>\nAm dat mana cu el, chiar am impresia ca eu i-am \u00eentins-o primul \u015fi am discutat politicos despre vreme, sport, alegeri parlamentare, ca doi prieteni ce suntem. Apoi ne-am luat r\u0103mas bun \u00een cea mai demn\u0103 cordialitate \u015fi ne-am continuat voio\u015fi, separat drumurile.<br \/>\nTrebuie s\u0103 fi ar\u0103tat cam r\u0103u, c\u0103ci el era foarte bine-dispus, el, de\u015fi mai \u00eenalt ca data trecut\u0103 (a crescut \u00een timpul discu\u0163iei noastre cu vreo 3 cm), mi s-a p\u0103rut \u00eentr-adev\u0103r ur\u00e2t.<br \/>\nDumnezeule, nu mint c\u00e2nd spun c\u0103 te ador!<br \/>\nO asemenea zi de prim\u0103var\u0103, c\u00e2nd ie\u015fi cu g\u00e2ndul sa-l ucizi pe Theo \u015fi te \u00eentorci aduc\u00e2ndu-i z\u00e2mbetul \u00een suflet, nu trebuie uitat\u0103 prea u\u015for.<br \/>\n\u00cen fine, am trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 st\u00e2lpul de telegraf, care paralizase nepermis, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 unguroaic\u0103, ce pornise un meeting, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 libr\u0103ria, care d\u0103duse faliment si pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 farmacia arhiplin\u0103 \u015fi am ajuns acas\u0103, \u00eembujorat ca o floare sau ca h\u00e2rtia igienic\u0103 fluorescent\u0103.<br \/>\n\u015ei-\u0163i \u015fuier printre din\u0163i, Doamne:<br \/>\n&#8211; Lumea ta \u015fi ura mea!<\/p>\n<p align=center>-sf\u00e2r\u015fit-<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><em>episoadele anterioare pot fi citite <a href=\"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?tag=inferno\">aici<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Carl Solomon 1 martie 2009 Am ie\u015fit la plimbare acum o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103. Peste tot, noroi putrefact, oameni hido\u015fi care v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 se ascundeau \u00een unghere, s\u0103-\u015fi continue cu non\u015falan\u0163\u0103 scobitul \u00een nas, un soare hodorogit, p\u0103tat \u015fi mai r\u0103u, perechi de \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i. Am \u00eencercat dinadins sa evit aglomera\u0163iile dar mul\u0163imea se autoz\u0103mislea \u00een [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[507,15],"tags":[18,1147,345,1115],"class_list":["post-3773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-26","category-proza","tag-carl-solomon","tag-egophobia-26","tag-inferno","tag-proza"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-YR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3773"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3776,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3773\/revisions\/3776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}