{"id":3837,"date":"2010-03-22T08:20:16","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T06:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3837"},"modified":"2010-03-22T22:51:35","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T20:51:35","slug":"tigari-de-director","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3837","title":{"rendered":"\u0162ig\u0103ri de director"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 de Alexandru Potcoav\u0103 (Romania)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\"><em>for the English version, click <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=4172\">here<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Cu cinci minute \u00eenainte de fix, Rezs\u0151 Halle \u00eempinse u\u015fa de la intrarea B\u0103ncii Szana \u015fi se repezi cu pa\u015fi elastici pe sc\u0103ri. La cap\u0103tul treptelor, ca \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lni pe domnul Marek, omul de servici \u015fi cel mai vechi angajat al b\u0103ncii, dup\u0103 director.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, domnule Halle! se \u00eenclin\u0103 domnul Marek, oprindu-se pentru moment din udatul unui ficus.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Bun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, de bun\u0103 seam\u0103! \u00ee\u015fi ridic\u0103 Rezs\u0151 u\u015for p\u0103l\u0103ria \u015fi trecu mai departe spre birou.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Omul de servici \u00ee\u015fi v\u0103zu \u00een continuare de plant\u0103 cu un z\u00e2mbet mul\u0163umit pe fa\u0163\u0103. Amploaia\u0163ii ace\u015ftia, ca domnul Halle, azi erau, m\u00e2ine disp\u0103reau. Nu oricine putea lucra la banca aceasta. Pe c\u00e2nd directorul Szana, el \u015fi ficusul din hol nu plecau niciunde. \u015ei unde s\u0103 plece? Directorul era director, el \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea treaba iar ficusul st\u0103tea bine \u00een ghiveciul lui.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pe sear\u0103, dup\u0103 ce domnul Szana \u00ee\u015fi aminti c\u0103 mai are cas\u0103, domnul Marek se putu ocupa \u015fi de biroul acestuia. Cur\u0103\u0163\u0103 rapid covorul, sp\u0103l\u0103 parchetul \u015fi la sf\u00e2r\u015fit goli scrumiera uria\u015f\u0103 \u00eentr-o foaie de ziar pe care, cu ochii la u\u015f\u0103, o f\u0103cu cocolo\u015f \u015fi \u015fi-o strecur\u0103 \u00een buzunar. Stinse apoi lumina electric\u0103 \u015fi se retrase.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei a\u015fa a mai trecut o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 din via\u0163a \u015fi slujba domnului Marek, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een seara \u00een care a dat nas \u00een nas cu directorul tocmai pe c\u00e2nd terminase cu biroul lui \u015fi se gr\u0103bea s\u0103 prind\u0103 ultimul tramvai.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Bun\u0103 seara, domnule director Szana! se \u00eenclin\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate omul de servici.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Bun\u0103, morm\u0103i directorul ursuz \u015fi trecu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 domnul Marek. Auzi!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Angajatul \u00een\u0163epeni pe trepte.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Da, domnule director Szana!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Dumneata, domnule Marek, fumezi?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; N-nu, domnule director Szana! N-am pus \u00een via\u0163a mea \u0163igar\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Hmm, poate nu sim\u0163i, dar tr\u0103zne\u015fti a tutun! M\u0103 rog, e alegerea dumitale prin ce birturi umbli, \u00eens\u0103 nu e treab\u0103 s\u0103 vii la lucru cu hainele \u00eemb\u00e2csite!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Da, domnule director Szana!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; At\u00e2t. \u015ei s\u0103 nu se mai repete!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Directorul se \u00eentoarse \u015fi disp\u0103ru pe u\u015fa biroului. Domnul Marek mai r\u0103mase o vreme pe trepte mirosindu-\u015fi hainele, dup\u0103 care \u00ee\u015fi aminti de ultimul tramvai \u015fi ie\u015fi gr\u0103bit. \u00cen buzunarul pardesiului str\u00e2ngea bine \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 cocolo\u015ful de ziar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Timp de o lun\u0103 dup\u0103 asta, ficusul \u00ee\u015fi primi \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103 por\u0163ia de ap\u0103, podelele str\u0103lucir\u0103 iar scrumiera uria\u015f\u0103 se umplu \u015fi fu golit\u0103 cu o regularitate demn\u0103 de prestigiul edificiului bancar timi\u015forean, devenit reprezentan\u0163\u0103 b\u0103n\u0103\u0163ean\u0103 a faimoasei Marmorosch-Blank.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Apoi, la fel de intempestiv\u0103 ca \u015fi prima, avu loc urm\u0103toarea \u00eent\u00e2lnire la ceas de sear\u0103 \u015fi sf\u00e2r\u015fit de program a celor doi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Domnule Marek, v\u0103d c\u0103 obiceiurile vechi mor greu! \u00cemi amintesc c\u0103 te-am avertizat cu privire la \u0163inuta \u00een timpul serviciului. \u015ei discutasem ceva \u015fi despre mirosul de tutun impregnat \u00een hainele dumitale.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Chiar a\u015fa, domnule director Szana! se gr\u0103bi omul de servici s\u0103 aprobe.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; \u00cen concluzie, de m\u00e2ine vei face cur\u0103\u0163enie \u00een alt\u0103 parte. O sear\u0103 bun\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; La fel, la fel, se b\u00e2lb\u00e2i omul de servici, se aplec\u0103 \u00eentr-o reveren\u0163\u0103 umil\u0103 \u015fi cobor\u00ee a\u015fa sc\u0103rile, cu spatele \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Abia c\u00e2nd ie\u015fi pe poarta b\u0103ncii, domnul Marek \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103du seama de situa\u0163ie \u015fi pe drum spre tramvai se g\u00e2ndi la deznod\u0103m\u00e2ntul ei. Str\u00e2ngea \u00een buzunar, ca \u00een fiecare sear\u0103, pache\u0163elul din ziar cu mucuri arse, pe care le sim\u0163i mai calde ca niciodat\u0103. Ajunse r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit acas\u0103, trecu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 u\u015fa lui \u015fi urc\u0103 \u00een pod la usc\u0103torie. \u00cennod\u0103 dou\u0103 cear\u015fafuri cap la cap, se chinui s\u0103 arunce \u015farpele de p\u00e2nz\u0103 peste o grind\u0103, tocmi la\u0163ul, \u00ee\u015fi v\u00e2r\u00ee capul \u00een el c\u0103lare pe un cuf\u0103r \u015fi s\u0103ri \u00eentr-o parte. \u00cen timp ce se zb\u0103tea, realiz\u0103 c\u0103 nu l\u0103sase \u00een urm\u0103 niciun bilet de adio. Scoase cocolo\u015ful de ziar \u015fi \u00eel l\u0103s\u0103 s\u0103 cad\u0103 pe podea. Chi\u015ftoacele se r\u0103sp\u00e2ndir\u0103 pe sc\u00e2ndurile podului, sub pic\u0103turile de urin\u0103 care \u00eencepur\u0103 s\u0103 curg\u0103 din cracii pantalonilor.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nevast\u0103-sa \u00eel g\u0103si \u00een zori, alertat\u0103 de \u0163ipetele sp\u0103l\u0103toresei. \u00cempreun\u0103, cele dou\u0103 femei \u00eel cobor\u00e2r\u0103, \u00eel dezbr\u0103car\u0103 \u015fi-l preg\u0103tir\u0103 de cele ve\u015fnice. V\u0103duva deschise dulapul r\u0103posatului s\u0103 caute un costum de ultimul drum \u015fi doar acum \u00ee\u015fi explic\u0103 \u015fi ea damful de tabac ce-l \u00eenso\u0163ise pe so\u0163ul ei \u00een ultimii dou\u0103zeci de ani, de\u015fi omul se declara de fiecare dat\u0103 un nefum\u0103tor convins. \u00cen fundul \u015fifonierului, sub \u0163oale vechi, femeia g\u0103si un sac de iut\u0103 plin v\u00e2rf cu capete de trabucuri \u015fi \u0163igarete de foi. De unde erau \u015fi la ce le adunase Marek, nu reu\u015fi s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103. Tocmai atunci se auzi \u015fi soneria. Era curierul b\u0103ncii, cu decizia de concediere. V\u0103duva lu\u0103 plicul, \u00eei ceru b\u0103iatului s\u0103 a\u015ftepte pu\u0163in, se \u00eentoarse cu sacul \u015fi il puse \u00een bra\u0163e, rug\u00e2ndu-l s\u0103-l lepede la tomberonul din col\u0163ul str\u0103zii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 de Alexandru Potcoav\u0103 (Romania) for the English version, click here \u00a0\u00a0 Cu cinci minute \u00eenainte de fix, Rezs\u0151 Halle \u00eempinse u\u015fa de la intrarea B\u0103ncii Szana \u015fi se repezi cu pa\u015fi elastici pe sc\u0103ri. 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