{"id":3953,"date":"2010-03-19T15:07:19","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T13:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2010-03-19T15:07:19","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T13:07:19","slug":"avantajele-limbii-virgine-si-recompensa-domnului-aa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3953","title":{"rendered":"Avantajele limbii virgine \u015fi recompensa domnului AA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[traducere liber\u0103 dup\u0103 Tristan Tzara &#8211; <em>Monsieur AA L&#8217;antiphilosophe<\/em>, 1949]<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=right>de Adrian Grauenfels<br \/>\ntehnica: Yigru Zeltil<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\nValiza se deschide, inutilul anului trecut, pe strapontinele coliviilor primei june\u0163i, prim\u0103vara<br \/>\nfar\u0103 de v\u00e2rst\u0103 revine in pia\u0163a goal\u0103 privind gura cu aceia\u015fi din\u0163i, acela\u015fi pahar de cristal cioplit cu ini\u0163ial\u0103 mare. Deodat\u0103 doi domni se opresc, fa\u0163\u0103 in fa\u0163\u0103, unul \u00een profilul primului, privire groas\u0103. Coafura \u00een circuit feciorelnic \u00eenchis, globul\u0103 nervoas\u0103 timid\u0103, fericirea aresta\u0163ilor. Si ca-ntr-o pasionat\u0103 curs\u0103 devor\u0103m tot ce a r\u0103mas s\u0103 \u015ftiim. Cei doi domni poart\u0103 b\u0103rbi pavoazate. In cl\u0103tinare, din\u0163ii-s gata s\u0103 mu\u015fte. <!--more-->Moartea \u00een buzunare, cheia e \u00een buzunar. Cel cu ochiul agil plin de via\u0163\u0103, domnul AA presupune c\u0103 va intoxica sticlele din nori. Cei doi domni schimb\u0103 cuvinte despre umanitate \u015fi ipotezele sale. Grilajul care inconjoar\u0103 limbajul fiind str\u00e2mt \u015fi s\u0103rac. Nu le tremur\u0103 un mu\u015fchi. Nu fac zgomot c\u0103ci frunzele, pomii iarba \u015fi gr\u0103un\u0163ele poart\u0103 m\u0103nu\u015fi de l\u00e2n\u0103. Obi\u015fnuin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi cur\u0103\u0163enie! B\u0103rbatul presar\u0103 pl\u00e2nsete printre b\u0103rba\u0163i. Orice fraz\u0103 recitat\u0103 cu &#8220;uite&#8221; spre sf\u00e2r\u015fit este profitabil\u0103. Via\u0163a \u00ee\u015fi roade buzele, rogojina de \u015fters picioarele se toce\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\nUnghiile se prepar\u0103 de moarte prin manichiur\u0103. Domnul AA \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 dictarea. Cei doi domni nu \u015ftiu de fapt nimic. Continu\u00e2nd plimbarea, ca o lacrim\u0103 de zah\u0103r care nu-\u015fi schimb\u0103 vibra\u0163ia latent\u0103 sub nervul limbii, mul\u0163umit\u0103 vis-a-visului anihilat. Cei doi domni se re\u00eentorc la ei acas\u0103, locuiesc ambii \u00een acela\u015fi hotel.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nRidic\u0103-\u0163i fusta \u015fi morala pune-\u0163i o\u0163et pe genunchi<br \/>\ntatuaje locale, girantele m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri \u015fi suspine<br \/>\nbotul tau ros de barba mea de os<br \/>\nnu cred, nu te cred. por\u0163i provocante sutiene de v\u00e2nt<br \/>\nnu bei, nu \u0163ipi, nu piele, nu rang<br \/>\ntreci prin gaura capitonat\u0103 cu ve\u015fted granulat \u00een batist\u0103..<br \/>\nm\u0103n\u00e2nci batista cu lacrimi cu tot..<br \/>\nma diseci, ma trupuie\u015fti cu trup para\u015futat \u00een aerofag\u0103 fagie<\/p>\n<p>gudurate scheme alambicate \u00een zgomot de fanfar\u0103<br \/>\n\u00een lupte pasive, te-ai \u00eentors toat\u0103 fund la mine<br \/>\nflutur\u00e2nd un bilet de avion, o bancnot\u0103 cu trei cristale,<br \/>\nparalela 45 \u015fi unghiul t\u0103u raven\u0103 muntoas\u0103.<br \/>\ntelefonul, sun\u0103 religios..<br \/>\nalooooo zici \u015fi \u00eemplete\u015fti un fular de sconc, ravagiu \u015fi sinucidere.<\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nNota traduc\u0103torului:<\/p>\n<p align=justify>\nUneori s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem prin timp merg\u00e2nd cu spatele. Ca un animal asimetric, baletul vorbelor, zgomotul de fond ne \u00eenal\u0163\u0103, ne biciuie spiritul \u00eentinsul arc de pu\u015fc\u0103 atemporal\u0103. Ac\u0163ion\u0103m \u015fi Admir\u0103m. un cititor nepriceput ar arunca \u015fi cartea \u015fi pantoful. E mai simpl\u0103 o c\u0103l\u0103torie mental\u0103, caloriferul deschis, zigzagul min\u0163ii pure, toate acestea f\u0103cute dintr-o caramea subtil\u0103 ce \u0163i se tope\u015fte pitit\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103..\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[traducere liber\u0103 dup\u0103 Tristan Tzara &#8211; Monsieur AA L&#8217;antiphilosophe, 1949] de Adrian Grauenfels tehnica: Yigru Zeltil Valiza se deschide, inutilul anului trecut, pe strapontinele coliviilor primei june\u0163i, prim\u0103vara far\u0103 de v\u00e2rst\u0103 revine in pia\u0163a goal\u0103 privind gura cu aceia\u015fi din\u0163i, acela\u015fi pahar de cristal cioplit cu ini\u0163ial\u0103 mare. Deodat\u0103 doi domni se opresc, fa\u0163\u0103 in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[507,83],"tags":[87,1147,1124,524,392],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-26","category-experiment","tag-adrian-grauenfels","tag-egophobia-26","tag-experiment","tag-tristan-tzara","tag-yigru-zeltil"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-11L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3954,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions\/3954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}