{"id":3955,"date":"2010-03-19T15:10:38","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T13:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3955"},"modified":"2010-03-22T22:03:55","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T20:03:55","slug":"elizondo-mirele-lesinat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=3955","title":{"rendered":"Elizondo mirele le\u015finat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=right>de Adrian Grauenfels\n<\/p>\n<p align=right>\n<em>Elizondo ginere b\u0103lai<br \/>\nExtreme g\u00e2nduri din alt plai<br \/>\nExtaza frunzelor de ceai..<br \/>\n<\/em>[jaiku balinez]<\/p>\n<p align=justify>Elizondo \u00een\u0163olit ferche\u015f de nunt\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi mi\u015fca conturul \u00eentre linii paralele. A pus umbrela \u00een vaza cu ap\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103 \u015fi un castor pr\u0103jit \u00een chiuveta de smal\u0163.<br \/>\nFo\u015fnetul grijilor, dunga de la pantalonul impecabil, extaza cu prospectul miresei pliante, gulerului de vulpe \u00een jurul fiin\u0163ei lui mirifice, aminteau a parad\u0103 mensual\u0103 cu ropote de pa\u015fi mici pe parchetul lustruit. <!--more-->Elizondo le\u015fina \u00een fiece vineri la ritualul numit biciul \u015fi zgarda, se trezea repede cu s\u0103ruri, ventilat de evantaiul pritocit de lebedele ce g\u0103lg\u0103iau din goblenul s\u0103lii de mese. Oyster \u015fi Zarkov luau dejunul plesc\u0103ind o sup\u0103 de fluturi balinezi. Erau negri, cul\u0163i, parfuma\u0163i, \u00een costume de baie cu plosca de rachiu at\u00e2rnat\u0103 la \u015fold reglementar. Nimeni nu vorbea dec\u00e2t o francez\u0103 colonial\u0103, cu accent regal de om educat \u00een nord. Tat\u0103, zise Elizondo distrat, crezi c\u0103 vom avea copii? Se \u00eensura din plictis, f\u0103r\u0103 alai turcesc, invitase doar v\u00e2n\u0103torii de capete \u015fi c\u00e2teva babe scunde s\u0103 danseze pe mese, goale, spre protestele buc\u0103tarului canibal. Sexul cel\u0103lalt se preg\u0103tea de petrecere cu creme, peruci, cu papagali farda\u0163i, adu\u015fi de \u015fapte c\u0103mile heterosexuale, b\u0103tute m\u0103r, gonite de veterinarul coco\u015fat. Ea nu-\u015fi dorea mul\u0163i urma\u015fi, ci doar orgii lungi cu eunuci cu ma\u0163e transparente \u015fi bilete la oper\u0103 \u00een loja \u015fambelanului. O cuprinse o disperare sublimat\u0103 de strig\u0103tele muezinului \u00een\u015furubat \u00een pupila-i st\u00e2ng\u0103. Urc\u0103 pe dinafar\u0103 pagoda nup\u0163ial\u0103, calm\u0103, cu mi\u015fc\u0103ri agile de nevast\u0103 antrenat\u0103 \u00een lungi sesiuni de literatur\u0103 scris\u0103 cu din\u0163ii, cu polipii relaxa\u0163i dup\u0103 masajul postmodernist primit cu p\u0103p\u0103die intern manipulat\u0103. Il vazu pe Oyster cu pantalonii debutona\u0163i citind cu lanterna bro\u015furi cu sfaturi pentru tinerii violatori, \u00eel fluier\u0103 scurt \u015fi disp\u0103rur\u0103 am\u00e2ndoi leg\u0103na\u0163i, \u00een tufi\u015furile de papyrus \u00eenalte..<\/p>\n<p>[va urma..]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>de Adrian Grauenfels Elizondo ginere b\u0103lai Extreme g\u00e2nduri din alt plai Extaza frunzelor de ceai.. [jaiku balinez] Elizondo \u00een\u0163olit ferche\u015f de nunt\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi mi\u015fca conturul \u00eentre linii paralele. A pus umbrela \u00een vaza cu ap\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103 \u015fi un castor pr\u0103jit \u00een chiuveta de smal\u0163. Fo\u015fnetul grijilor, dunga de la pantalonul impecabil, extaza cu prospectul miresei [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[507,83],"tags":[87,1147,1124],"class_list":["post-3955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-26","category-experiment","tag-adrian-grauenfels","tag-egophobia-26","tag-experiment"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-11N","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3955"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4307,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3955\/revisions\/4307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}