\u00a0de George Asztalos (Romania)<\/p>\n
\u00a0for the English version, click <\/em>here<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Aqua nobilis (o poveste ro\u015fie)<\/strong><\/p>\n Pe vremea c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 mai locuiam la \u0163ar\u0103, la Nade\u015f (o comunitate eterogen\u0103 de rom\u00e2ni, unguri, sa\u015fi \u015fi alte interna\u0163ionalit\u0103\u0163i,)\u00a0 pe lumea ailalt\u0103 evident, c\u00e2nd totul era al tuturor \u015fi al nim\u0103nui, tovar\u0103\u015ful unchiu\u2019 Hermman, vecinul, cultiva ro\u015fii gigantice…<\/p>\n P\u0103strase bine secretul \u015fi l-a trimis, cu mostre cu tot, direct la Partid. Tot era mod\u0103 s\u0103 se raporteze produc\u0163ii- mamut la hectar, a\u015fa c\u0103 nici nu era de mirare. \u201eOnc\u0103l Hermman\u201d era de altfel un bonom \u015fi un glume\u0163, ro\u015fiile s\u0103\u0163ioase un deliciu \u015fi d\u0103ruite doar copiilor \u201eca s\u0103 v\u0103 fac\u0103 obrajii ro\u015fii\u201d, zicea. P\u0103rin\u0163ii erau grijulii, \u00eel b\u00e2rfeau cu invidie. B\u0103tr\u00e2nul ne-a ar\u0103tat doar nou\u0103, pu\u015ftilor, scrisoarea de felicitare primit\u0103 de la Secretarul General al Partidului (apropo de secrete) \u015fi medalia str\u0103lucitoare de Agricultor Frunta\u015f \u00een Produc\u0163ie. Vestea s-a dus rapid \u00een sat \u015fi \u0103ia mari cu ro\u015fii mici mureau pe capete de invidie. De fapt ar fi dat orice s\u0103 afle secretul. \u00cel l\u0103udau ipocrit, \u00eel tr\u0103geau de limb\u0103, unii au \u00eencercat \u015fi s\u0103-l mituiasc\u0103 da\u2019 degeaba: b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nat \u015fi curtat de nevoi cum era, p\u0103stra secretul mai bine ca Banca Na\u0163ional\u0103…<\/p>\n T\u00e2rziu dup\u0103 exodul sa\u015filor ardeleni, s-a aflat cumva cum proceda \u201eOnc\u0103l Hermman\u201d de umfla ro\u015fiile \u00een asemenea hal: le uda zilnic, fix la ora 12 antemeridian, cu ap\u0103 \u00eennobilat\u0103 cu g\u0103ina\u0163. Iar p\u0103tl\u0103gelelor se pare c\u0103 le pl\u0103cea la nebunie… Ce nu prea \u00een\u0163elegeam io era cum pa\u015ftele cucurigului a putut s\u0103 fac\u0103 a\u015fa furori la Partid apa aia miraculoas\u0103. De\u015fi re\u0163eta s-a dovedit bun\u0103 \u015fi aplicabil\u0103, totu\u015fi nu la dimensiunile atinse de el, io cred c\u0103 unchiu\u2019 Hermman i-a p\u0103c\u0103lit pe to\u0163i. Io cred c\u0103 \u015fi acum mai r\u00e2de, acolo \u00een raiul lui cu ro\u015fii c\u00e2t casa…<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n B\u0103rba\u0163ii e porci. Elodia reloaded <\/strong><\/p>\n \u00centotdeauna am admirat cum \u00eenv\u00e2rt ele pe degete p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103rbatul cel mai puternic. Normal c\u0103 m\u0103 refer la aspectul moral, la d\u00e2rzenie. Altminteri trebuie s\u0103 fi tare slab\u0103 de \u00eenger s\u0103 te cuplezi cu o dihanie masculin\u0103. Sau o faci a\u015fa…de kiki… s\u0103 vezi ce mu\u015fchi are \u00een pantaloni…<\/p>\n Odat\u0103 prins \u00een adorabila lor curs\u0103 de \u015foareci, dac\u0103 mai e\u015fti \u00eentreg, \u00ee\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2n dou\u0103 variante: c\u0103ma\u015fa de for\u0163\u0103 sau mahmureala.<\/p>\n \u00cen ce le prive\u015fte, nu e vorba de moral\u0103 ci pur \u015fi simplu de a pune farmecele la lucru. Nu \u00een vitrin\u0103 sau \u00een oglind\u0103, e clar.<\/p>\n La modul general el e muncit am\u0103r\u00e2t \u015fi stresat. Cel mai probabil u\u015for de cucerit cu un simplu z\u00e2mbet. De fapt, nici \u0103la nu trebuie la orgoliile lui de donjuan irezistibil. Se spune c\u0103 un b\u0103rbat de succes e acela care c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t poate cheltui so\u0163ia lui. Iar femeia de succes e norocoasa care g\u0103se\u015fte acest b\u0103rbat…<\/p>\n De fapt, e vorba de un principiu aici: ai grij\u0103 ce-\u0163i dore\u015fti c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 te saturi…<\/p>\n A\u015fa c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii trebuiesc consola\u0163i. \u00cen fine \u00eei consolez \u015fi eu cu o poveste:<\/p>\n cic\u0103 un tip \u015fi-a t\u0103iat nevasta (Elodia e floare la ureche) pe urm\u0103 a fiert-o \u015fi a dat-o de m\u00e2ncare la porci. Evident c\u0103 au venit gr\u0103mad\u0103 poli\u0163i\u015ftii \u015fi judec\u0103torii. Care, tot evident, l-au introdus pe nefericit la Zdup. Bun \u015fi?…<\/p>\n P\u0103i crede\u0163i c\u0103 a sc\u0103pat cineva \u00eentreg dup\u0103 draga asta de blestem\u0103\u0163ie? Nu au sc\u0103pat nici m\u0103car porcii. Au fost t\u0103ia\u0163i \u015fi au fost m\u00e2nca\u0163i de poli\u0163i\u015fti \u015fi de judec\u0103tori…<\/p>\n .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00a0de George Asztalos (Romania) \u00a0for the English version, click here Aqua nobilis (o poveste ro\u015fie) Pe vremea c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 mai locuiam la \u0163ar\u0103, la Nade\u015f (o comunitate eterogen\u0103 de rom\u00e2ni, unguri, sa\u015fi \u015fi alte interna\u0163ionalit\u0103\u0163i,)\u00a0 pe lumea ailalt\u0103 evident, c\u00e2nd totul era al tuturor \u015fi al nim\u0103nui, tovar\u0103\u015ful unchiu\u2019 Hermman, vecinul, cultiva ro\u015fii gigantice…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[585,393],"tags":[549],"class_list":["post-4436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-27","category-prozascurta","tag-george-asztalos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-19y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4436"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5019,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4436\/revisions\/5019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}