{"id":6122,"date":"2010-12-27T12:27:53","date_gmt":"2010-12-27T10:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=6122"},"modified":"2011-01-22T16:34:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T14:34:26","slug":"omul-fara-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/?p=6122","title":{"rendered":"Omul f\u0103r\u0103 penis"},"content":{"rendered":"
de \u015etefan Bolea (Romania)<\/div>\n
for the English version please click here<\/a><\/em> <\/div>\n

\u201eAsemenea cazuri sunt rar de \u00eent\u00e2lnit, dar iat\u0103 c\u0103 totu\u015fi le \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti\u2026” [Gogol]<\/p>\n

\nLuni diminea\u0163a Alex s-a trezit f\u0103r\u0103 penis. I se mai \u00eent\u00e2mplase s\u0103 i se mic\u015foreze pu\u0163a de la pantalonii de piele sau de la o baie de ghea\u0163\u0103 \u00een munte, \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eei era greu s-o g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 urineze, dar chiar a\u015fa ceva? Nu era preg\u0103tit pentru un asemenea moment. S-a dus s\u0103 pun\u0103 de-o cafea, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u015fi aminteasc\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi schimbase cumva stilul de via\u0163\u0103: procedase cumva gre\u015fit, f\u0103cuse ceva radical, care s\u0103-l preg\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru \u015focul acesta? La a doua \u0163igar\u0103 se privi mai atent \u00een oglinda din dormitor: sub p\u0103rul pubian, nici urm\u0103 de b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163ie. Nici m\u0103car o dung\u0103 sau o cicatrice: nimic. \u00centr-adev\u0103r, \u00ee\u015fi pierduse penisul. Se \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mare aten\u0163ie, dup\u0103 ce se rase \u015fi se gr\u0103bi s\u0103 prind\u0103 troleul care-l ducea la job. \u00ceng\u00e2ndurat, citi ziarul \u00een grab\u0103 \u015fi ochii i se oprir\u0103 pe reclama cu chilo\u0163ii lui Cristiano Ronaldo. Umfl\u0103tura din reclam\u0103 \u00eei t\u0103ie tot cheful de via\u0163\u0103. La firm\u0103, colegii nu-i d\u0103deau prea mare aten\u0163ie \u015fi Alex se focus\u0103, c\u00e2t putu de bine, pe activitatea sa de rutin\u0103: era operator de date. \u00cen pauza de mas\u0103, st\u0103tu, ca de obicei la o \u0163igar\u0103 cu colegii. Era ab\u0103tut dar to\u0163i amicii \u00eei complimentar\u0103 tenul. Un cunoscut mai apropiat observ\u0103 c\u0103 nu se rase bine, atr\u0103g\u00e2ndu-i aten\u0163ia c\u0103 i se mai vede pu\u0163in musta\u0163a. Alex \u00eel asculta distrat. Cel mai mult \u00eel enervau remarcile gen \u201ece pula mea”, expresie devenit\u0103 interjec\u0163ie la fel ca \u201efuck” \u015fi \u201edamn”. <\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 \u00eencheierea programului, Alex se duse la libr\u0103ria fi\u0163oas\u0103 din centru, ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 pu\u0163in research. Nu \u015ftia exact cum s\u0103 se orienteze: \u00eel interesa medicina, literatura sf, alchimia sau teologia? S\u0103 citeasc\u0103 oare Origene? Acolo era vorba de un act voluntar, aici p\u0103rea ceva aproape chimic, ca \u015fi cum toat\u0103 b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163ia sa s-ar fi rev\u0103rsat \u00een interior, s-ar fi topit, ca \u015fi cum un acid i-ar fi \u015fters organul de reproducere de pe harta corpului. Alex nu sim\u0163ea \u015fi o schimbare psihologic\u0103 pe m\u0103sura celei anatomice. Se sim\u0163ea foarte macho, ca de obicei \u015fi observa cum v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea de la libr\u0103rie \u00eei tot z\u00e2mbea viclean \u015fi unsuros, c\u00e2nd \u00eencerca s\u0103-l ajute cu albume de art\u0103 \u015fi tratate de biologie. \u201eWhat the fuck?” \u00ee\u015fi spuse \u201eb\u0103rb\u0103\u0163ia este o stare de spirit; generalul nu st\u0103 \u00een armata sa, ci \u00een mintea sclipitoare care ar rivaliza cu Hannibal \u015fi Napoleon!” \u00centr-un album, care prezenta comparativ ereziile, g\u0103si o pictur\u0103 cu Isus \u00een erec\u0163ie, care \u00eel demoraliz\u0103 complet. \u201eChiar \u015fi tu” \u00eenghi\u0163i Alex \u00een sec \u015fi p\u0103r\u0103si libr\u0103ria. <\/p>\n

Umbrele serii \u00eempungeau cerul, c\u00e2nd superb\u0103rbatul nostru intr\u0103 \u00een apartamentul s\u0103u. \u00ce\u015fi preg\u0103ti o cin\u0103 semipreparat\u0103. Hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103-\u015fi continue cercetarea pe google, care se dovedi incredibil de generos: oameni care \u015fi-au t\u0103iat pensiul, oameni n\u0103scu\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 penis, transsexuali, castra\u0163i, b\u0103rba\u0163i cu mai multe penisuri\u2026 Dar care este cauza? Care e principiul generator? Vagele amintiri din facultatea de filozofie nu-i d\u0103deau lini\u015fte. Sau care este scopul? Motivul? Pedeaps\u0103 pentru un p\u0103cat? Nu credea \u00een vin\u0103, nici m\u0103car \u00een responsabilitate. \u201eVia\u0163a f\u0103r\u0103 penis e ca via\u0163a f\u0103r\u0103 mine”, se g\u00e2ndi el, plagiind titlul unui film depresiv. \u201eMai putem spune oare men is who we are? Mai exist\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 dup\u0103 penis?” <\/p>\n

Se privea \u00een oglind\u0103 obsesiv, g\u00e2ndindu-se ce s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 din aceast\u0103 fars\u0103 a destinului. \u201eTrebuie s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 s\u0103 fiu mai tolerant cu femeile, s\u0103 nu mai fiu a\u015fa de misogin? S\u0103-i respect mai mult pe homosexualii pasivi, care ejaculeaz\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2nd sunt poseda\u0163i? Trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemprietenesc cu anusul meu? Nici b\u0103rbat, nici femeie, nici m\u0103car androgin nu sunt\u2026 Un fel de al patrulea sex.” Fu surprins s\u0103 afle c\u0103 google \u015ftia de foarte mult\u0103 vreme de acest concept \u015fi nici m\u0103car el nu se potrivea. \u201eCe s\u0103 fac ca s\u0103-mi primesc din nou falusul? S\u0103 m\u0103 rog oare? Nu sunt dispus, nu e onorabil.” \u00ce\u015fi privea pauza, teritoriul vid de sub p\u0103rul pubian, care cu o franche\u0163e a inevitabilului, cu necesitatea t\u0103ioas\u0103 a sor\u0163ii, \u00eei spunea c\u0103 nu-\u015fi va rec\u0103p\u0103ta pula niciodat\u0103. Paradoxal, grijile \u015fi con\u015ftiin\u0163a absen\u0163ei se tranchilizar\u0103 spre noapte \u015fi Alex hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 se uite la un film porno \u00eenainte de culcare. Trebuia s\u0103 adoarm\u0103 \u00een cur\u00e2nd, m\u00e2ine era zi de lucru. Alese Rocco \u015fi transexualii: Rocco era idealul s\u0103u de b\u0103rbat, carismatic ca un mafiot \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi ferm, ca prietenul pe care \u00eel suni dup\u0103 un accident. \u201eAm nevoie de pu\u0163in\u0103 murd\u0103rie s\u0103 m\u0103 excit \u00een seara asta!” Cu toate c\u0103 filmul \u00eei oferea din plin motive de juisare \u015fi creierul s\u0103u nevrozat a\u015ftepta un motiv s\u0103 se defuleze, nu avea cu ce s\u0103 practice onania. Trupul s\u0103u era ca un televizor f\u0103r\u0103 telecomand\u0103 sau ca un computer f\u0103r\u0103 monitor. Putea s\u0103 ejaculeze ni\u015fte lacrimi maxim, care-i t\u0103iar\u0103 tot cheful. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 mila de sine \u00eel acapara din nou, se duse la culcare dup\u0103 ce se sp\u0103l\u0103 pe din\u0163i. A doua zi nu se mai trezi deloc. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

de \u015etefan Bolea (Romania) for the English version please click here \u201eAsemenea cazuri sunt rar de \u00eent\u00e2lnit, dar iat\u0103 c\u0103 totu\u015fi le \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti\u2026” [Gogol] Luni diminea\u0163a Alex s-a trezit f\u0103r\u0103 penis. I se mai \u00eent\u00e2mplase s\u0103 i se mic\u015foreze pu\u0163a de la pantalonii de piele sau de la o baie de ghea\u0163\u0103 \u00een munte, \u00een […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[704,393],"tags":[1151,54,39],"class_list":["post-6122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egophobia-29-30","category-prozascurta","tag-egophobia-29-30","tag-proza-scurta","tag-stefan-bolea"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6DakB-1AK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6122"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6368,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6122\/revisions\/6368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egophobia.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}